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PoliticsRe: Judge Adedayo Akintoye Buys Property In Dubai’s Burj Khalifa - Peoples Gazette by deepwater(f): 9:28am On Feb 23, 2021
lol
Music/RadioRe: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by deepwater(f):
Kayberg:
undecided

Who are they?
Just hearing of them.
U ARE STILL A BABY

Kayberg:
I'm sure I'm way older than you are.
For the fact that I do not listen to most music does not mean I'm a child….
OK…?
As a full grown adult female with kids, i was in attendance of the Daft Punk and Chemical Brothers concert at Charing Cross Road (Go figure out when that happened son undecided)

like i said, YOU ARE STILL A BABY

Just so you know, the song - Get Lucky by Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers has about half a billion views on Youtube!

If you never came across DAFT PUNK in your entire life, YOU ARE STILL A BABY....

Mitsurugi:
I'm 40 and I'm just hearing about them. Should I also call you a baby if you haven't heard of Bahamadia?
A fool at 40 is a fool for ever!
Music/RadioRe: Daft Punk Splits After 28 Years by deepwater(f):
Khayceeofficial:
*ucking loved these guys...


Their collaboration with pharell Williams was kitty back then.
Get Lucky by Daft Punk ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers
PoliticsRe: Goodluck Jonathan Complains Of Neglect By PDP by deepwater(f): 10:17am On Feb 22, 2021
Oga enter APC once and for all make we hear word abeg!
PoliticsRe: Scarcity Of Beef, Tomatoes, Onions Loom In Southern Nigeria by deepwater(f): 10:04am On Feb 22, 2021
lol
the citizenry should understand that we are at WAR already!
you all would start seeing such false news / technical scarcity within this period
In the game of war, it is called propaganda.
a tool to put fear in your mind subliminally
the idea is to always foster the southern imaginary dependence on Northern Nigeria for food.
truth is, the north doesn't even have the capacity to provide adequate supply of food for the south.
forget all those stories of herds of cows and expanse farm land, there is land for farming everywhere in the south.
the southern Nigeria is yet to understand the gift of RAIN FOREST
You can never use food as a weapon to threaten any geographical location that has rain forest
by the way, how many time in a week do the guys down south actually eat vegetables from the North ? undecided


BTW this thread and news is about vegetables, onions and tomatoes...
nevertheless, did you notice how the image of cows were added to it?
you guess is right, the propaganda is just not only in you face. it is also a subliminal way of inoculating into your mind those behind the news, who they are, their agenda, and the constant reminder to the south that they control the government


ARISE O Compatriot !!!
RomanceRe: Baby Dies 2 Weeks After An Encounter With My Fianceé by deepwater(f): 1:00pm On Feb 18, 2021
kingofchess:
I Am Planning To Marry A Lady And This Happened. Pls Help

I am in my early 30 and I have been dating this lady for a year now and we are planning to settle down together and this happened.

There is this 11 months old baby in my compound who is very close to me and she just started walking. The very first time she saw my girl, she was soo scared and started crawling very fast towards her mum and crying. I quickly ran after her and carried her back to where my girl was sitting down, this time, the crying and running became very intense, I was shocked and I asked why the baby was so scared of her and she said she doesn't know.

Two days later, she came to my place and immediately this baby saw her she was scared and crying that was when I jokily asked her if she is a witch and she got angry and left my house. After she left, a lot of questions started running through my mind: like, is she a witch? Does she has a marine spirit? What did that little girl saw in her? In fact a lot of questions. She later called that same night and was like; baby, I am not possess ooh, I should not allow this little baby come between us ooh and that she loves me very much.

To cut the story short, less than two weeks later, the baby DIED. I was so scared if the baby actually saw something in her and she decided to shut the baby up ( I don't know, just an assumption).

Ever since then, I have been scared of my girl and I really don't know what to do. Please, I need your candid advice. Please guys, how can i make the moderators move this post to front page.
under what circumstances did u guys lost that innocent child?
was it through severe convulsion
check if the baby get convulsions or freighted at unfamiliar things
CrimeRe: Turkish Man Poses With His Pregnant Wife Before He Threw Her To Her Death by deepwater(f): 7:44am On Feb 18, 2021
heendrix:
my own is why don't we have Blue River, lake or streams in Nigeria??
We do at deepwater
RomanceRe: Black Woman Gives Birth To White Baby In Europe While The Husband Is Black by deepwater(f): 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2021
Wahala be like dangote wrapper
E no dey cover nyansh finish
RomanceRe: Sex: Is My Girlfriend Telling Me The Truth? by deepwater(f): 7:24am On Feb 17, 2021
Lol
PoliticsRe: Okonjo-Iweala: I Was Surprised Trump Blocked My WTO Job by deepwater(f): 11:03pm On Feb 16, 2021
LagosInter:
Madam that pic there is sub par. See where she placed her lappy.

The table is of low quality.

Again please, you are no longer the finance minister of Naija, kindly start wearing suits.

Thanks and congrats.
That work station is a complete American home study style.

You got no idea about it son...
InvestmentHistory Is Made: Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Chosen As Director-general by deepwater(op): 3:41pm On Feb 15, 2021
WTO members made history today (15 February) when the General Council agreed by consensus to select Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala of Nigeria as the organization’s seventh Director-General.


When she takes office on 1 March, Dr Okonjo-Iweala will become the first woman and the first African to be chosen as Director-General. Her term, renewable, will expire on 31 August 2025.

"This is a very significant moment for the WTO. On behalf of the General Council, I extend our warmest congratulations to Dr Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala on her appointment as the WTO's next Director-General and formally welcome her to this General Council meeting," said General Council Chair David Walker of New Zealand who, together with co-facilitators Amb. Dacio Castillo (Honduras) and Amb. Harald Aspelund (Iceland) led the nine-month DG selection process.

"Dr Ngozi, on behalf of all members I wish to sincerely thank you for your graciousness in these exceptional months, and for your patience. We look forward to collaborating closely with you, Dr Ngozi, and I am certain that all members will work with you constructively during your tenure as Director-General to shape the future of this organization," he added.

Dr Okonjo-Iweala said a key priority for her would be to work with members to quickly address the economic and health consequences brought about by the COVID-19 pandemic.

"I am honoured to have been selected by WTO members as WTO Director-General," said Dr Okonjo-Iweala. "A strong WTO is vital if we are to recover fully and rapidly from the devastation wrought by the COVID-19 pandemic. I look forward to working with members to shape and implement the policy responses we need to get the global economy going again. Our organization faces a great many challenges but working together we can collectively make the WTO stronger, more agile and better adapted to the realities of today."

The General Council decision follows months of uncertainty which arose when the United States initially refused to join the consensus around Dr Okonjo-Iweala and threw its support behind Trade Minister Yoo Myung-hee of the Republic of Korea. But following Ms Yoo's decision on 5 February to withdraw her candidacy, the administration of newly elected US President Joseph R. Biden Jr. dropped the US objection and announced instead that Washington extends its "strong support" to the candidacy of Dr Okonjo-Iweala.

Amb. Walker extended his thanks to all eight of the candidates who participated in the selection process and particularly to Ms Yoo "for her ongoing commitment to and support for the multilateral trading system and for the WTO".

The General Council agreed on 31 July that there would be three stages of consultations held over a two-month period commencing 7 September. During these confidential consultations, the field of candidates was narrowed from eight to five and then two. On 28 October, General Council Chair David Walker of New Zealand had informed members that based on consultations with all delegations Dr Okonjo-Iweala was best poised to attain consensus of the 164 WTO members and that she had the deepest and the broadest support among the membership. At that meeting, the United States was the only WTO member which said it could not join the consensus.

The consultation process undertaken by the chair and facilitators was established through guidelines agreed by all WTO members in a 2002 General Council decision. These guidelines spelled out the key criteria in determining the candidate best positioned to gain consensus is the "breadth of support" each candidate receives from the members. During the DG selection processes of 2005 and 2013, breadth of support was defined as "the distribution of preferences across geographic regions and among the categories of members generally recognized in WTO provisions: that is (Least developed countries), developing countries and developed countries". This same process, agreed by all members in the General Council in 2020, was strictly followed by Chair Walker and his colleagues throughout the 2020-21 DG selection process.

The process for selecting a new Director-General was triggered on 14 May when former Director-General Mr Roberto Azevêdo informed WTO members he would be stepping down from his post one year before the expiry of his mandate. He subsequently left office on 31 August.


https://www.wto.org/english/news_e/news21_e/dgno_15feb21_e.htm
PoliticsRe: Herdsmen Invade Ogun, Kill Mother & Child, Injure Others by deepwater(f): 8:20am On Feb 14, 2021
All the police are stationed at lekki toll gate

Your leaders mindset is save the money forget the people
PoliticsRe: EndSARS: Comedian, Mr Macaroni, Other Protesters Stripped, Tied (Pictures) by deepwater(f): 4:19pm On Feb 13, 2021
Okoroawusa:
I Love this
PoliticsRe: Hoodlums Take Over Akinyele, Ibadan As Yoruba And Hausa Clash (video) by deepwater(f): 1:20pm On Feb 13, 2021
Lol
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by deepwater(f): 9:16am On Feb 13, 2021
ànd the Eagle landed,
the praise has only began....
PoliticsRe: Obalende Crisis: Police Restore Normalcy, Arrest 6 by deepwater(f): 9:20pm On Feb 11, 2021
You mean 6 innocent people passing by this night huh

We saw the fighters on line, you did nothing to them !

Arrest 6 ke?! Lo ri iro!
Foreign AffairsRe: Angola Decriminalises Same-Sex Sexual Relationships (Photos) by deepwater(f): 9:18pm On Feb 11, 2021
Danhoys:
This is a welcomed development. Just yesterday, I saw a video of two adult males on Facebook, been beaten because they were caught having sex.

Why are Nigerians this backward? How is it your business what two consenting adults do with their body?

We seriously need to learn how to mind our business. Gays have come to stay, it's only a matter of time before it becomes a norm.

America you cast today was even more homophobic than Nigeria. If you think Nigeria wouldn't succumb, you're delusional.

It's just a matter of TIME.
Advise is the only thing given because it can not be used by the giver.....

Your adult son and his pornography experience how far?
You should be more about minding your own business since he is an adult...

Please don't quote me telling me 17 is not an adult
PoliticsRe: #OccupyLekkiTollGate: No Protest Will Be Allowed - Lagos Police Command Warns by deepwater(f): 3:05pm On Feb 11, 2021
Obalende is at war now
Oga go and stop the thugs first at obalende
HealthRe: Vaccine: "Don't Play Politics With Nigerian Lives" - BUA Replies CACOVID by deepwater(f):
someone that hid indomie from you, will give you vaccine ?? grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

comon guys, wake up!
Car TalkRe: Hyundai Kona To Run For 482 Km When Charged, Charging Takes 9.35 Hours by deepwater(f): 6:44am On Feb 08, 2021
GloShare:
Hmmmm, this thread is exposing lots of illiterates.

It takes 9 hours to charge fully.

A full battery can do 400+km

That means just 2 hours charge should be able to do almost 100km.

How many people do 100km daily to work and back home?

This means this can work even when you have poor electricity.

A bare minimum of 2hrs charge at home or at work and you're good to go.
You are the illiterate here.

Half education is a poison.

It makes you feel fly while being so s.s.tu.pid in public.

Power consumption is not calculated straight forward like that.

Before you start calculations on power, please read and understand the concept of residual battery power.

By the way, did u know that 16% of energy is lost from source (wall) to battery during charge?

So how u guaranteed of adequate power in 2 hours huh

That shit would go off in orile traffic trust me
CrimeRe: My Boyfriend Drugged And Raped Me. by deepwater(f): 12:13am On Feb 08, 2021
Girl9999:
I created this account to hide my identity. I'm in a very emotional condition at the moment. I've been crying since morning. I've not left my house, not even for church. I've lost the will to live, all because of what happened yesterday evening.

I've been dating this guy for two months. I thought he was a great guy. He was always nice to me, smart and hard-working. I lost my virginity at the age of 18 in University and it was to someone that just wanted to have sex with me. He lied about loving me. All he wanted was sex and when he had his way he abandoned me and dated another girl in my department. Since then I've had a fear of relationships, most importantly of sex. I vowed to only have sex with someone I was going to marry; someone I was certain loved me.

When I met my boyfriend, I thought he was the one. We vibed well and we were both in the same field of work. Everything seemed to click. I opened up to him about my experience and my decision to have sex only when I was ready. He agreed and said he was going to respect my wishes.

Yesterday he visited me at my apartment. This wasn't the first time he was visiting me. We paid each other visits all the time. This time he brought a bottle of wine with him. I prepared food, we both eat and he served us some wine. The last thing I remember is taking few sips and then everything else is blurry.

Next thing I am waking up by 8am this morning with a severe headache, cramped legs and a sore feeling around my vagina. There was something that looked like dried semen on my left thigh and some around my breast. I could also perceive the scent of his perfume on my body. He raped me. The man that claimed to love me raped me. I haven't spoken to anyone since morning, all I've been doing is crying. My phone has been on silent all day.

I want to report him to the police but first I want to look at his face and ask why he would do this to me. I already planned on having sex with him soon. Why couldn't he wait? I want to involve my parents and his parents as well but I don't want this news to spread and take a hit on my reputation. I'm confused about what to do.

Why are men like this? I feel defiled and violated. My mind has been constantly flooded with suicidal thoughts all day. If I make it through this, I'm done with relationships forever.
Go and buy postinor 2 first undecided

Do not wash or wear /use those clothes and bed spread you used the last night.

Keep it away from him at all cost, his DNA would still be on it.

You choose what to do with the modafuka

Next time, please be very careful for there is no such thing as trust and love with someone you are not married to, treat everyone as a suspect trying to take advantage of you.
BusinessRe: Who Else Is Experiencing Difficulty In Receiving Money From Abroad??? by deepwater(f): 2:36pm On Feb 05, 2021
na today?
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by deepwater(f): 12:08pm On Feb 04, 2021
Andrewtee122:
Good morning I'm a silent reader and I applied in November, I got this request letter from IRCC this morning don't know what it means I'm confused
Contact collection services with that application letter.
the letter actually told you what to do.
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 18 by deepwater(f): 12:02pm On Feb 04, 2021
olasubomy:
Take a deep breath and relax, try to think of all the documents you uploaded on your client information. I can see they are flagging your client information, perhaps a document you uploaded.

Do you have an idea what " the Crown " relates to as they have referenced in their letter?

I would allow Frankrobbn1, Lekkiboe,Otunbatee, Justmellow and other gurus to give their guidance on this.
Canada is a constitutional monarchy with the Queen as head of state undecided
EducationRe: LAUTECH Student's Leaked Sex Video: Story Behind The Sex Tape, The Girl Reacts by deepwater(f): 8:23am On Feb 04, 2021
People misconstrue Nigerian girls all the time

same people that were all over the internet in the silhouette challenge displaying nudity at free will and free of charge na him u wan use sex video threaten ?

5 thousand dollars kor
5 billion cedes ni
PoliticsRe: APC Slams Peter Obi, Calls Him Ignorant Man by deepwater(f): 8:28am On Feb 03, 2021
Coronabirus:
Mr. Obi as a former governor with knowledge of administration made a fatal mistake by being so ignorant with poor knowledge of the whole process just to get public applaud. Though Nigerian govt is known for over bloating of contract but the process involved in the procurement, distribution, capacity building training, storage of the vaccine and expenses of the process is much more than the N150b Obi claimed can do.
The phrase cold chain confused you grin
CelebritiesRe: Lilian Afegbai: It's None Of Your Business How Anybody Makes Money (Video) by deepwater(f):
Na them


+++++++++++++


the problem is that we celebrate the wrong people in Nigeria
Appearing on media makes you no celebrity, we interchange the words entertainer and celebrity in Nigeria
Most of these folks are only entertainers, we pay them to entertain us does not mean they are to be celebrated!
A celebrity must understand the meaning of Accountability, Responsibility and Stewardship
if i celebrate you and can not verify your income then you lack Accountability, Responsibility and Stewardship
TravelRe: Lagosians Running Traffic Lights Right In Front Of Police; Disgusting! by deepwater(f): 10:31am On Feb 02, 2021
It's only in Lagos you will see police, lastma, army, traffic light all controlling and directing traffic at the same time in the same junction.

I have seen police arresting drivers for passing through when the traffic light shows green, the driver offense was that the police has not asked the vehicle to move! Irrespective of what the traffic sunlight says....

Driving in Lagos should be considered extreme sports...
PoliticsRe: Ibrahim Attahiru Resumes As Chief Of Army Staff by deepwater(f): 5:53pm On Jan 28, 2021
opolo eye no be open eye
PropertiesRe: 31-Year-Old Landlady: 'I Built This House With My Money, Not With My Body' by deepwater(f): 9:21am On Jan 23, 2021
Lol

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