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martyns303:
Let them go…. They will soon find out it’s not all roses �. Not even America or Canada but UK! UK that will tax everything back, they will earn the money, and spend it all on tax, accommodation, transportation, electricity, heating and many many expenses and at the end of the month, they will be left with nothing.

Nigeria is not a rich country when compared to the west, in Nigeria how many people actually take their health seriously and go to the hospital or willing to pay good money for medical services. Medical services are ridiculously high in the west, that’s how they are able to generate revenue to be able to pay better. As a country, yes there’s corruption, but we are making do with the best we have.

And before anybody comes for me, I am also a professional, I have lived in the UK, SA, UAE and recently US. I still will rather work in Nigeria.

Did you work in all those countries you once lived in ?

Lol

I stopped active engagement on NL when I discovered most peeps on this forum are either uneducated or partially educated.
The worst are the partially educated MoFos!

That sheet up there is no RECEIPT for heaven sake
There is a difference between a pro-forma invoice and a commercial invoice.
Proforma invoice is at best a mere estimation, whereas commercial invoice is the actual bill that needs to be paid if the goods were actually delivered.
A receipt is that document you received after payment!!!!

What the OP posted is a damm Pro-Forma Invoice, its all an advert for the Club!

Do not quote me abeg, I am seeing my period!!!

Sochimaobim:
A friend was supposed to pick me up at Artillery here in Portharcourt. After waiting for him for a while, I decided enter a ‘joint’ around Artillery. Unknown to me, it is a brothel. I was very surprised as to the type of girls I saw there. Most of them are above average in terms of looks. Any regular guy will see these girls on the road and approach them with something serious in mind.
I kept asking myself if these girls do not have a family. Village people? Friends? I mean, anybody can enter there and see them. Is it that they don’t care anymore?
Now to my question, have you ever entered a brothel and saw a girl you know. If yes, how did you react? How did she react?

Baba na Mr sweet u enter

dynicks:
Chimuoo!! Dude be like the macro version of that 7up niggar those days

Alika 7up you mean a.k.a Fido Dido

[quote author= post=105730430]Good development.

Anything to move our darling nation forward is what we are after @[/color].

GOD BLESS [color=#006600]NIGERIA. [/quote]Lol


I am not sure this news would be a concern for you.

You do not earn in dollars nor possess a dorm account.

This thread is for people who deal with living things.

How can u say anything to move the country forward?? Have u seen any developing country Spend its own currency only

Please quote when u earn and have forex only.

For now go and light charcoal, grill the dead meat

Lol

Who are the consumers of these drinks in Kano

Is this not hypocrisy??

Yampotatocarrot:
What if the man does not know his wife is cheating na?

He would be safe

I have Seen this happen personally

elantraceey:
You watch too many nollywood movies.

You are still a child
Try this in Isele azagba and be dead straight up.
A man eating from the pot of a cheating wife is a taboo. The diety kills the man first, its bad like that.

Vulva people without shame

LilyColin:
Rip OG.



Btw, is the guy in the below pics is really the jobless person behind the MANNAvulturegrills, NLpolicewoman & Eriggs monikers?

that is exactly the jiobless dead meet griller!!

Op it is Volks

Not vox

Good work
Is this Class certified ?
ABS / BV etc etc ?

Nairaland na evening newspaper
After all mushroom blogs carry news na that time them go know say they go publish their own.




Congratulations to gedoni and khafi

“This is by far my hardest trip ever, having to travel all by myself for the first time in my life without no companion…no mother, no husband,no friend and of course no child. But business calls.

She didn't mention NO FATHER!
Could it be that she does not miss her father or she never had that father feeling
Hence, the need to copulate with a Male old enough to birth her biological father ?


Please don't quote me, she brought her life to the public herself....
it is now a public affair for discussion.

Men no get chill again
No respect for the dead
Fast money anyhow anyway
All na to buy gold chains and pay ashana for day break!.

How did we get here , Charlie

For those interested in form A, you can try wema bank.
I know of someone who applied on Thursday last week and got debited today @ 412/USD.

Toto wey 1 million dey enter no need preek again

Baba get money to waste sha

fuckingAyaya:
The simp deserves this,I hope no grudges against the girl

Bro
These are Indians beating up a Nigeria/African man almost to death....

It's not funny at all.
Put it down!

jumper524:
Honestly I've read the allegations made against kyari and it's not that I support his criminal acts but why on earth does the United States want kyari?

Kyari is being accused for abuse of office in Nigeria not albeiting international scam.
Honestly this is a pure local affair, Kyari should be arrested and sentenced by the Nigeria locals if found guilty of abuse of office. the USA can provide evidence to back up this claim, he kyari committed a local crime of bribery and abuse of office which is a local offense.
Honestly I don't understand why the USA needs him so badly when there's no allegation that he played a role in the international scam.
Except there's something I'm missing.
Please we learn everyday and I'm open to reasonable opinions.

It Is not a local crime
Kyari was alleged to have been bribed to arrest one Kelly Chibuzor Vincent, 40, in Nigeria, who created bogus documents and arranged for the creation of a fake bank website and phone banking line to support the defrauding of a business person.
It is understood that if kyari had not arrested Kelly at the demand of hushpuppi, Kelly would have informed the business man of the scam considering Kelly felt short changed by hushpuppi.

Consequently hushpuppi allegedly use kyari to put Kelly away behind bars to enable him scam the business man properly.

Kyari in this case so far is deemed an accomplice to the crime.

Seun:
This video shows that the staff saw the fire early on. I would like to see if they brought back a fire extinguisher as the commentator said they were going to. I don't believe those lighters alone could have burned down the entire supermarket if they used a fire extinguisher shortly after that employee saw the fire, unless they were storing larger quantities of gas or other flammable materials in the store. I would really love to see what the staff did after detecting the fire.

It was obvious, the staff panicked
At that panic mode, he would definitely never see or recall where the extinguishers are being kept.

Also, note that when gas lighters lit up they explode and deposit gas molecules on surfaces of surrounding items thereby spreading the fire all around!.

She didn't mention she bought a house ¿¿¿

[quote author= post=103982923]......and what point are they trying to prove by thing the corpse to her back?
Is that the only way to pass a message to her?
Very Backward anyhow people everywhere.


We guess this was the same 'leave leaf' 9ice sang about in his track Gbamu-Gbamu Jigi-Jigi ?

Gegemu dey here, mafiku sere!...Is that gegemu? Don't toy with death!!
All the stories we have heard, saw, read about this particular leaf have never end well.

Guys, BEWARE OF GEGEMU, It kills you before your time.



This reminds us.....
Let's give you a true life story about this gegemu before starting our Barbecue duty for the night .....

LONG READ, IF YOU ARE ONE OF THE LAZY YOUTHS [/b]we have here,
Scroll down to the next post with speeeed!
If you love interesting and educative, very educative post, read on friends........

[b]The 'gegemu' Party: A real life story

Birthdays during my undergraduate days in the university were always lit.
From early morning beating rituals to late night parties filled with food and booze. Did I say early morning beating? Yea, celebrants always take some beatings for the culture. The break of dawn usually sees friends (and foes, perhaps) gathered to take their pound of flesh from the celebrants. Some go as far as pouring powdery flower and water on the birthday victim. Missiles of sachet waters fly around like its Syrian war while assailants render a line from a popular song:

We are getting old and getting high!
Afternoons are filled with little or no activities since everyone would be engaged in one or more academic activities. It is a university after all. Nights are the most interesting and are usually filled with booze, girls, music and a whole lot of fun. I am sure some of my Nigerian readers can relate and would give anything to have those days back.

Back then, alcohol seemed like the heart of any party. Without it, party rockers don’t come to play. Alcohol level tolerance differs among individuals. While some are already talking gibberish and confessing their sins with just two bottles of beer (usually of about 14O proof or 7% alcohol each), some are just getting started at one crate (a crate of beer is twelve bottles). Science has it that alcohol tolerance is hinged on varieties of factors such as body weight, age, sex, mood, ethnicity (?), rate of consumption as well as the food and drinks taken before the commencement of alcohol consumption. However, I am sure there were guys that defied all the hypotheses of science about alcohol consumption back then.

It was during one of those night birthday parties a friend (birthday celebrant) of mine got introduced to a stuff that could help him save money on alcohol supply for his party. After taking the beating of his life early in the morning, plans went underway to make the night the talk of the town. The bulk of the plan focused on alcohol supply which seemed set to suffer due to a shortage of funds. Unfortunately, a couple of the invitees would pass as those that would readily defy scientific explanation on alcohol consumption. Something drastic had to be done and indeed, something really drastic was done

Suggestions started flying-in left, right, front, back and center. The idea of beer for the night was totally ruled out simply because of those that could turn beer into water; no amount of beer can inebriate them. We jokingly call them antichrist because their actions seem to be an antithesis of Christ’s miracle in the bible. He turned water intto wine, they turn beer into water. Infusion of weed (Cannabis sativa) into home-made punch drink was also suggested but quickly thrown out because of the illegality of weed.
Guys did not want the school authority clamping down on them because of a birthday party. Finally, one popular guy volunteered to provide something that could be mixed with home-made punch, legal, safe and guaranteed to knock even the biggest alcohol-tolerant person off his/her feet. The idea seemed perfect and everything seemed set. The night came and dissolved quickly.

The following morning was quite melodramatic. As at 10:00 am, music could still be heard loudly in the party room without any sound of life coming-in or going out of it. This aroused the curiousity of the neighbouring students and a visit was made to the party scene. A couple of participants were found sleeping in the room, some were found sleeping in the toilet and the celebrant himself was nowhere to be found. It took quite an effort to bring them back to life and when they did, no sense could be made of what they were saying. Whatever they have taken the previous night is yet to disintegrate half of its half-life in their systems. Where could the celebrant be? Perhaps he has early morning classes and has left for academic area?

Majority of those around concluded the celebrant must have gone for classes. It took almost four hours for those that were woken from slumbering to start regaining their senses, albeit none of them could vividly recall what transpired the previous night. Whatever has been introduced into their drink must be extremely powerful. Six o’clock Post Meridiem: still, no sign of the celebrant.

After what seemed like an eternity, a call came through to one of the participants, a mutual friend of mine and the celebrant. The call was from Chief Medical Director of the University’s health center. The celebrant has been hospitalized and the attention of those close to him was needed. Ten minutes after, about ten of us were at the male ward of the university’s health center where our friend (the celebrant) was lying awake and looking at us like a total stranger. Something about him looked different and sinister. The doctor in charge of his case has a lot of explanation to do. What happened to him


Your friend was brought-in about thirty minutes ago all the way from Benin. He was found sleeping by the road side along Ore-Benin highway and was brought here as a result of the university’s identity card found on him. We had to charge the phone found on him before we were able to contact you. He seemed to have lost his memories and reeks of alcohol…

The doctor continued talking while all of us present kept looking at each other with a telepathic exchange of questions taking place.
A lot of what the doctor is saying do not add up. If a driver moves at an average speed of one hundred kilometre per hour (which is almost impossible on Nigerian roads), it will take nothing less than six hours to get to Benin from the location of the University. It simply means our friend left for Benin long before the break of dawn, perhaps while his birthday party was at its peak. How did he get to Benin? What was his mission there and was he doing lying on the road? There are over a thousand questions with no single answer. Perhaps we should rather ask; what was present in the drink that they took at the party?

The question from the doctor must have jolted us all back to reality. An explanation was made to the doctor about went down and how no one has an idea of when, why and how he got to where the patient was found. The doctor explained further that our friend needs urgent medical attention but what was mixed with the drink he took at the party needs to be identified first. Unfortunately, the supplier of the substance was not at the scene. A call was made through to him and he mumbled faintly on the phone

WTF is Gegemu?
Those that are close to me know that I am a teetotaller; an attribute that is virtually incompatible with a typical birthday party in the student’s hostels within the university. Therefore, even though I participated in the early morning beating rituals for my friend’s birthday, I was deep asleep while the night party was going on. Hence, I knew virtually nothing about what they ate or drank during the event. However, the mention of the word ‘Gegemu’ reminded me of one of the songs that were reigning then:

It was later on after the whole incidence that I took my scientific self to research about the substance that was responsible for such an evil and dangerous reactions. The after-party experience observed was as a result of an infusion of a particular plant into their drink of the participants. Datura as the plant is botanically called is a genus of a flowering plant in Solanaceae family; the same family with the egg-plant. The genus is believed to be native to North America (Mexico to be particular) and exotically found in other parts of the world. It is made up of about nine species; D. stramonium, D. innoxia, D. wrightii, D. metel, D. discolour, D. leichhardtii, D. ferox and a host of others

Out of the nine species, three are found growing in different areas in Nigeria including D. innoxia, D. stramonium and D. metel with the latter being the most popular among the populace, especially the youths (the reason is quite obvious). D. metel is popularly known as ‘gegemu’ or ‘apikan’ among the Yoruba tribe found in the Southwestern part of the country, ‘zakami’ among the Hausas found in the North and ‘Myaramuo’ among the Igbos which are predominant in the South. The plant grows as an annual shrub or perennial herb with erect stems and a characteristic smell. Depending on the cultivar, the colour of the plant’s flower ranges from white, cream, yellow, red to violet. It produces a green, knoby fruit.

The plant has a wide variety of application that has been investigated both scientifically and ethnobotanically. It has been shown in several types research to have antifungal, antibacterial, cytotoxic as well as hallucinogenic properties. Proximate, nutritional and phytochemical analysis of the seeds of the plant revealed a highly nutritious but phytotoxic potential. Tropane alkaloids and scopolamine have been reported to be present in the plant and both have wide application in the world of medicine.

The capacity of the plant and its component to cause memory loss as well as slurred speech has been investigated in rats under laboratory condition and results showed a modification to the brain frontal cortex, the portion of the brain associated with memory, verbal communication and reasoning etc. Several medical cases associated with deliberate or mistaken ingestion of the plant have been reported prior to this particular incidence. In fact, a majority of the population of a whole town have been reported to have run mad because they mistakenly utilized the leaves of the plant in cooking their food

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.

Report of abuse of the plant also abounds both locally and internationally. It has been recognized as one of the most popular and readily available as well as legal alternative to illegal/scarce/expensive psychoactive active substances in the country. According to several sources, fresh or dried parts of the plant are wrapped and smoked by youths and hoodlums as an alternative to marijuana.
Back to the health center scene

Those that participated in the bash that has regained some level of normalcy explained that a decoction of D. metel was mixed with punch drink that already contained a significant level of alcohol to make the birthday party go wild. The individual effects of alcohol and the active substances present in the plant is quite enough to provoke series of undesirable reactions, let alone a combined/synergistic reaction. They really invited it on themselves.

The mention of ‘gegemu’ helped the doctor in diagnosing what could be wrong with the now indisposed celebrant. He was placed under intensive care for close to 5 days before returning to a semblance of himself. However, up till today, none of those that participated nor the celebrant himself could recall what transpired during the party. How the celebrant got to Benin overnight remains an absolute mystery

Say no substance abuse!


Thank you all for reading.



[/b]
Thanks sir.
You are permitted to use this to open a thread sir.
Barbecue duty calls.

Btw
We no be bro o.
We are simply [b]WE.


God bless you sit.
We always do our best to inspire and lift others ready to be lifted.
Keep being thr great man that you are.
God bless your parents for giving us a King like you.
Stay blessed brotherly.[/quote]Learn to give citation whenever you copy and paste. It is a crime to steal intellectual property you dunce of a child!

Japhet04:
Don't waste your time... The slots have already been taken by the Elite's children.

That's how they scammed me during my time, I had to go all the way to Delta State to write a useless internship exam.

If not that I benefitted from their scholarship I would have laid a hefty curse on their head.

Apologies son
To be honest
You failed the exams!
Stop deceiving your self
When you got the AGBAMI scholarship why didn't you believe it was for the elites only?

lol

Lol

This Buhari and his blue chair in the daura house!

What manner of president can you make from a man that has blue chairs in his home

Baba is going for governor

OK1:
I run an agency banking business and yesterday a lady that I am very familiar with deposited minted 100,000 naira to her account through me around evening time yesterday. The notes were really sparkling and smelled good, so quickly kept it in a separate section of my back pack for personal use.

To my surprise, when I opened the bag this morning, the cash was all wet up, completely socked in moisture to the point that water was visibly dripping from the bag. I did not keep the bag close to any source of water neither did I keep anything besides money in the bag. I have been scared since, been wondering if it's juju or something.

Anyone with a scientific explanation for this should please make me understand

Lol
Moisture

Watch the series HEIST on Netflix that episode where they stole $7.4m out of $100m u would understand better.

Mint money attracts moisture from the air. You don't need to keep it near any water body for this to happen as the water content in the air (humidity) is enough.

Next time, if its not a sunny day keep your mint close to a talcum baby powder to avoid wetness.

Lol
Moisture

Watch the series HEIST on Netflix that episode where they stole $7.4m out of $100m u would understand better.

Mint money attracts moisture from the air. You don't need to keep it near any water body for this to happen as the water content in the air (humidity) is enough.

Next time, if its not a sunny day keep your mint close to a talcum baby powder to avoid wetness.

Lol