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TravelRe: Helicopter Picks Billionaire Stuck In Traffic For 2 Hours On Lagos-Benin Road by deepwater(f):
A chartered chopper is about 10-15k
I like this, so that the masses can see how stuck their lives could be in the mess we created.. Next time vote wisely


This is just an example of how the rich and political lord would leave you and your children in the face of war.


Nigerians wake up
CelebritiesRe: Alexx Ekubo Shades Uti Nwachukwu Over Post About Cee-c's Car by deepwater(f): 10:43pm On Jun 23, 2019
What is going on here?
FamilyRe: World Shortest Married Couple In Brazil (Photos) by deepwater(f): 2:38pm On Jun 23, 2019
Funny thing is that the may may not satisfy the woman...

But this woman like this still fit collect 12 inches

Na there woman take pass man
PoliticsRe: Security Aides Running After Gbajabiamila's Car Inside Rain (Photos) by deepwater(f): 2:06pm On Jun 23, 2019
Ultimatezlant:
Omo you think this is worst, I was shocked when I heard a DSS agent lost his life while trying to safe his governor from a falling steel in a function.


An ex DSS agent told me a DSS official is expected to sacrifice his life for his benefactor in an emergency or will be queried
this happened at this event
https://punchng.com/gov-escapes-death-200-die-aibom-church-collapse/
CelebritiesRe: I Have Been Living In A Prison All My Life – Charly Boy by deepwater(f): 2:04pm On Jun 23, 2019
Oga goan sidon abeg
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 2:02pm On Jun 23, 2019
Rikon:
na scammer run oooooo?!!!
Can you prove this?

please share any experience so we all stay woke
CrimeRe: Policemen Assault A Man In Delta, Inflict Injuries On His Head With Gun (Graphic by deepwater(f): 9:10am On Jun 22, 2019
People would blame the guy for asking police to stop traffic obstruction


Truth is that not every one is wired to be a coward

Some people have default bravery settings, that is why when there is fire in a high rise building or an accident you see this set of persons rush in to help, other stay back to make videos. If you check well this guy fit no get any vehicle, perhaps he felt the pain the police was causing to the shepples behind the steering wheel of their cars and he requested the police to leave the road.

The sheeples he was fighting for would not even come to his rescue, they will patiently wait inside thier vehicle until the road clears and they go home. Thinking they are smart and gentle not knowing they are stupid and oppressed


If every family get this kind brave people like 2, Nigeria no go be like this
CrimeRe: Dismissed Policeman Kills Fiancée’s Mother In Delta State Over Cancelled Wedding by deepwater(f): 8:51am On Jun 22, 2019
The ex-policeman explained that he rented a gun with two live cartridges from Steven for N10,000 and headed for his fiancée’s village on December 26, 2018 – the eve of the thwarted wedding.
BusinessRe: Nestoil 59 Hectares Facility In Abuloma, Port Harcourt (photos) by deepwater(f): 7:08pm On Jun 21, 2019
I remember the day I shook this man.
Obi Jackson, a very hairy man with less height and deep pocket


Baba secretary for him V.I office na whity
Car TalkRe: Why Do We Call These Buses “luxurious Buses”? (PHOTOS) by deepwater(f): 7:03pm On Jun 21, 2019
Nightking04:
Is it not "skybank", lol.
Port Harcourt person spotted
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 6:56pm On Jun 21, 2019
Jejebabaa:
Oga, na this kain mentality dey make person spend the interest anyhow assuming that he didn't work for it instead of compounding the interest again so as to reach his/her financial goals in time.
Bro, not everyone and at every time compounding interest is required


I have noticed must gurus here want others to follow their way of thinking.

Sometimes u could compound your interest, other times you could spend the interest. The money belongs to the owner grin

I will give an example, sometime ago my inverter battery packed up. When I got the price for new sets of batteries it was very high. Guess what I did, I raised times 10 of the battery money, bought bills with it. Used the interest to buy new set of batteries. Solved my problem and saved as well without breaking a sweat.

So if I had compounded the interest how would I have gotten new set of batteries?

Bottom line, to each his own.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley Visits Regina Daniels On Set, Spotted With Nollywood Actors (Photos by deepwater(f): 7:31am On Jun 21, 2019
Lol

One thing is for sure.

This boy has the potential of becoming the new fela.


Someone should tell him to channel his lyrics to support morals against oppressive government

Sing in pidgin or English and drop that omota sounding yoruba tune he uses
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba Joins Ramsey Nouah, Jim Ikye And AY Makun For 'merry Men 2' by deepwater(f): 6:14pm On Jun 20, 2019
enemyofprogress:
abeg keep off. He is married
He is actually younger than my last son.
CelebritiesRe: Williams Uchemba Joins Ramsey Nouah, Jim Ikye And AY Makun For 'merry Men 2' by deepwater(f):
Uche looks more handsome in still photos than motion pictures

enemyofprogress:
abeg keep off. He is married
He is actually younger than my last son.


Your moms should have known better
We all knew the sperm to keep and the ones to flush down the drain.

Flushing your sperm down the drain would have wasted gallons of water needed by mankind. Alabuku, lime and 7up would have solved your issues in 1997.
undecided
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 3:27pm On Jun 20, 2019
KpagoGIN:
Just leave him to continue selling maybe a client will learn the hard way....... speaking from experience but not from his bank thou, I had to travel from Zaria to Lagos ( i.e nightbus) cause of the anger after discovering the alert gotten was different from the blues I was played went straight to initiate liquidation abi na termination and never looked back in fact I even asked them to terminate the account join........... funniest thing was that they initiated a clause on the account that stipulated that for ever N1,000 naira withdrawn outside their bank a N100 naira goes to them even if na ATM (I mean their bank, branches are not involved) I had to top my money just to get a round figure cause of the fractions incurred based on the clause.

P.S so as long as it has feathers na fowl whether it a dock I don't care, feather is involved and that's enough for me.
And someone was arguing with me when I called it duck fowl, him say na duck. undecided

For warri na kpukpuyeke we dey call am that year self angry
AutosRe: From Canada Tokunbo Cars At Low Prices by deepwater(f): 1:45pm On Jun 20, 2019
maybachmusic:
U don't drive these daily sha

Need something for meetings and Sunday services cheesy
In other words
Show off undecided
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 10:10am On Jun 20, 2019
MizMyColi:
Is it from that restaurant opposite Grandmates? grin
he wont get that at the restaurant opposite grandmates.
Infact the woman opposite grandmates that sells corn / pear beside the suya man sells her pear for NGN 100 per piece.
Even the fruit woman at the junction is excessively expensive. Dont ask me how i know, me i be waka jugbe grin
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 9:05pm On Jun 19, 2019
HeliosHay:
I agree some things fade with time but inflation accelerates the rate at which this happens.

For e.g. my fufu and egusi soup.

I could eat that in a mama put for N120 a few years back..now they charge N300. It's the same fufu and egusi soup o..no added value lol

A lot of things are getting more expensive..at least in Lagos
I like your examples

But check well, the quality of meat and fish in that egusi soup was not the same 3 years ago.
People still eat same fufu and egusi for less than 100 naira today


In next three years you shall eat in a more better place grin
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 8:41pm On Jun 19, 2019
HeliosHay:
Value erosion by inflation simply means that your money has less purchasing power.

For e.g., If you bought a laptop for N50,000 in 2015, you won't be able to buy that same laptop for N50,000 today due to inflation causing the price of the laptop to increase.

Inflation in Nigeria is currently around 11%

Investing in TB (and earn 12%) allows your money to barely keep up with inflation.

Your money won't keep up with inflation when you invest in fixed deposit (savings)
Bro this is text book
In reality, things are designed to fade with time
I bet 2015 laptop wont worth that sum in 2019
Just look around you and study how those things you spend money on fade with time.
Your 2015 50k might not get you a laptop in 2019 but still, 2019 laptop is surely a higher spec. Now I ask, was this due to inflation or more value added to the laptop by the manufacturer's in terms of design and capacity?

Dont forget not everyone had 50k in 2015, but now they have and can still get laptops better than 2015 specs.

I bought my Siemens C35i for 93,000 in 2003, with that sum I will buy a better phone even at half the price.

I am not saying inflation doesn't exist but not as typical as it is been portrayed. Otherwise, we would be operating on 100% inflation if the statistics are correct since 2005
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 8:00pm On Jun 19, 2019
hello66:
.

very soon all other FG agencies go spike the USD exchange rate....if u get USD then, u go sell market cool

U mean raw dollar cash?
hell yeah
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 7:59pm On Jun 19, 2019
HeliosHay:
They probably mean value erosion by inflation.

Saving in Naira doesn't really help.

InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 7:31pm On Jun 19, 2019
HeliosHay:
They probably mean value erosion by inflation.

Saving in Naira doesn't really help.
is it cast on stones that the Naira shall never appreciate?
cuz everyone talks about depreciation only
PoliticsRe: Update On Mile2-apapa Road Construction - Exclusive Images by deepwater(f): 7:24pm On Jun 19, 2019
AutoReportNG2:
See more of the roads, construction and more all exclusives here

https://www.autoreportng.com/2019/06/mile2-apapa-road-construction-these-are.html
this pictures were taken yesterday (18th June 2019) cool
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 7:19pm On Jun 19, 2019
chigo4u:
grin grin
So I should pause till July after ministers list before subscribing. I’ll wait and see
It could be longer than that bro.
Just make sure u are ready to hit it hard when it goes high
that way u would gain more'
some gurus here have their own school of thought - (NAIRA DEPRECIATION) when u save huh for some reasons i still dont understand how/what that means

by the way stuck up some USD now if u can....u see how CUSTOM increase exchange rate?.....it was not done in isolation....the FG just use am test if hot water don boil for this new CHANGE era.

very soon all other FG agencies go spike the USD exchange rate....if u get USD then, u go sell market cool
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 7:04pm On Jun 19, 2019
chigo4u:
What’s going on lol. I guess the election caused the surge before?
deepwater:
Finally 364 days with stanbic went through

I would have stopped the general elections

But with this now, make una go vote.

I am cuming
Above was my valentine post (feb 14) this year before the election.

deepwater:
If you are here and patiently waiting for end of January 2019 to do primary market (364) with stanbic ibtc for at least 17.45%

Raise your hand grin
above was another post in dec 18, 2018

see bro, TBILLS Be like BABA IJEBU
Dem dey forecast am
me i no dey rush buy
i actually saved for 11moths, waiting patiently for Feb 2019, na we chop federal government money on the last BID before 2019 election.
OSIBANJO was doing everything possible to give hope to investors that the elections would be peaceful void of crisis.
the govt was forced to hike the rates towards election to douse economic fear and trembles, we know say those rates were only virtual and not real, it was just floating for the lucky ones to grab.

since then, i never bought any bills any more. i stopped visiting this thread self as i was not expecting any rise in recent times.
I just dey save, dey observe from a distance.

Now i am waiting patiently for BUHARI to goof with his new ministers that would cause another round of panic in the system, threatening investors to flee. Then u will see how govt will do the needful sharperly grin
PoliticsRe: Sanwo-Olu: I Never Promised To Fix Apapa Gridlock In 60 Days by deepwater(f): 10:00pm On Jun 18, 2019
morikee:
Nairaland should introduce phone verification during registration, at least it will reduce the number of random accounts created by this bet scammers.
So sorry to burst your bubbles

Seun makes more money from this, the idea is to close every new account but give way for same IP to register again.

When an account us closed the number if registered users doesn't decrease instead the user just doesn't have access to it. In reality it remains a valid account with higher level access


Therefore the user goes back to open another account, consequently the number if registered voters accounts increases.

Seun uses these increased figures to boost the site predominance in the Nigerian space, hello yeah advertising is about number if audience reached.

This same blueprint is used in the Nigerian electoral system 20 years before now. A census was conducted to rearrange the numbers of geopolitical zones in Nigeria. The hook was to ensure you get counted were u reside, work and pay your taxes. That way the core north counted their herds of cows while every family from the east had at least 4 persons not residing in the east. Lagos took a greater share of this persons.

So no matter you vote, the core north will use the number of registered voters against you
CrimeRe: 4-year-old Girl Defiled By 8-year-old Female Neighbour by deepwater(f): 9:49pm On Jun 18, 2019
GIDIBANKZ:
Lol.........O.p is hiqh @ topic : (4-year-old Girl Defiled By 8-year-old Female Neighbour)

Hit "Like" if you notice
It's called fallacy of appeal to pity.

If an elderly person had molested the 8 year old, she wont be called an eight year old female, rather an eight year old child/girl.

Hope you get it cheesy
CrimeRe: Man Films Armed Robbery Attack Along Benin/Ore Expressway (Photo) by deepwater(f): 7:45am On Jun 17, 2019
Lol

The guy was million of miles away from the incident

The SARS guys were thousand of miles away from the incident

The victim were at the scene of the incident


Gun shots are loud you could here it from any of the above location
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 1:20pm On Jun 15, 2019
20dollarblogs:
Nigerians with bad belle. But the guy too should show identity to calm some people. Like office address in Lagos n Canada. His name and pix, and always being in the videos of cars when preparing to ship
Amdman do the needful

People are ready to spend money, all they need is comfort
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 1:19pm On Jun 15, 2019
rationalmind:
Or it could be that you're the one behind the troll account and you're trying to frame Gazzuzz.

As you can see, you don't have monopoly on conspiracy theories.
Why was that thread deleted/hidden

Just asking
AutosRe: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by deepwater(f): 12:53pm On Jun 15, 2019
antagonist:
abi i posted about the person and his real identity on a thread that his real handle posted a 2009 higlander for sale and I just noticed the thread was later hidden showing that some people in authority are in collaborating with him

read and screenshot this my post if later you see it has been hidden then you know I was correct

that person is gazzuuzz, I said it last week or was it 2 weeks before they hid my post and am saying it again
I noticed that thread was hidden
I am curious to know why?
What went wrong
Please advise

This market seems to be a dog eat dog society

Very petty for my liking
InvestmentRe: Treasury Bills In Nigeria by deepwater(f): 11:25pm On Jun 14, 2019
Jobac:
Thanks sir. It is definitely not savings; my Bank gave me 6k interest on 2 million naira in a month, treasury bills would have given more than that. I am taking it as investment without stress.
Guy use your head

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