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Lol

Lol

You wont be allowed to vote from your GTBank account

*737# no go work.....

Silent annihilation in a small but very effective way.

That is a boss move

Omo this life na wa o!

Nothing last forever...

see as these people take relegate NED and Regina within 24 hours.

post=79754177:
Una don quickly create cartoon for dis ogbonge matter.

Nigerians and unseriosuness sha!

Everything is a joke to lazy youths!

It takes hard work to create that toon, a creative mind and a swift response to ones environmental happenings

But to be honest, a Nigerian graduate that sells deadmeatBBQ should be laziness personified and they know themselves

tosindami:
I'm very confused right now.

I'm presently undergoing training as a graduate trainee in one of the first-generation banks in Nigeria. I resumed not too long ago, and it's gonna span for three months, after which I'd be fully absorbed into the bank as a core staff. The training school is in Lagos, and you dare not seek permission, as it will not be granted. You even risk getting sent off if you arrive the training school 10 minutes late.

Just yesterday, I received an email from NNPC stating that I've been shortlisted for an interview (Graduate Trainee) slated to hold in Abuja next week.

I really don't know what to do, as I risk losing both if I attend the interview with NNPC without an express permission from the bank.

N.B: Both are graduate trainee roles.

I'm mystified right now. I hope to get plausible answers from my ogas here..

access bank at allen?

na normal thing na
\people dey skip class, but look your back well
u shot ur self by bring it here
dem go intensify security now

They directed us to a clear portion of the road where the operation was handled free from any incident.”

Exactly, at the middle of the road!

OK....we can take a break from R. DANIEL AND MR NED

But please give us something better

lol

theoptimist298:
Hello bro. Pardon me if this is a repeated question. I have about 10mill but trying to decide which way to go btween Tbills and mutual funds. Do u have an idea what’d be my monthly return for both

Una no dey hear word abi?

ahiboilandgas:
na drivers dey suffer pass ,It has increase cost like loading 50 k.it take a whole day to load

owner too will surfer, becos i owner every owner has a benchmark.

can u manage a truck on behalf of a owner?

ahiboilandgas:
am fixing that one that got accident...

do u operate in Lagos? How do u survive Apapa

The way GEJ was rubbished ehn.
God may not give Nigeria a Good man again o!

ahiboilandgas:
oops sorry , the phone characters are small hence I don't re check for errors or spelling mistakes

It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe in other words dash me one truck. dont u have any truck u are not using again? .

ahiboilandgas:
let me re type it... if cheif with all his wealth has refuse to change the roofing of his mansion built in 1989 ,with gutter design and visible zinc roofing sheets and only repaint his house ever 5 years and maintain his vast garden

Oga, abeg i do not still under stand,
Give me one truck first i might over stand

lol

I been tell person say wizkid paid those DJs to call him out

All na stunt

u cant sign such a huge deal without controversy, the idea is to shoot Wizkid beyond any Africa musician in the international space.
Baba don belong, enjoy your happy meals and few toys


Go Listen to Eyes Closed By K.West .... u go understand

I sold my soul to the devil: that's a crappy deal
Least it came with a few toys like a Happy Meal
This game you could never win
Cause they love you then they hate you then they love you again
Get away from me misery
Get away from me loneliness
Get away from me fake bitches, I can’t take the phoniness
Get away from me wack tracks
I can only make only hits
I’m an only child lost in the World
Where do the lonely kids go when the bell ring?
It's feeling like Hell rings
Bringing me back down
Checking my background
Its ironic whats happening
Imagine if I didn’t have the ends
I wouldn't have so many imaginary friends
I’m spaced out Dogg, I be on that moon talk
Wonder if God ask Mike how to moonwalk
I swear to momma wish me and my father talk more
I stopped visiting around the time I was a sophomore
I guess everything I hate about me I see in him
And we ain’t finna change, so we’ll never agree again
Till then I’ll be pouring out my soul
Just a few things I see with my eyes closed

ahiboilandgas:
Suprisely the man roof is it ordinary zinc but a mansion with gutters but the zinc is visible ,So I said to my self of cheif that can buy my entire Neighbourhood plus us ...the only paint the house every 5 year all white with nice garden but everthing was still the 1989 own ...it struck me I threw away the renovation quotation ,called my painter and gardener ..just paint after receiving the interest on amount I budgeted for the renovation

Every time i struggle to go through you post, i believe you have a message to pass but same is being distorted for some reasons i cant figure out.
Mayb u calm down when typing

bendo75:
Thanks for bringing up my previous posts. I am glad you saved me the time of having to respond to a friend here who earlier said that I have not been part of the discussion on this sub. I ignored him but I am glad you responded on my behalf. I appreciate it

I do not see any contradiction in my previous posts and today's. I acknowledged today that I have been one of those telling noobs to read previous pages when they ask questions. So why do we tell them to do so and not utilize the time to do sometime helpful. When I used the plural pronoun 'we', it meant myself included. I post sparingly on social media and some of them I am proud of and some I am not. For your information, I save all my social media post. So spare yourself the headache of bringing them up for me.

“Guy no allow me reason you mata o, cus I go enter you prapra!” - I could not respond to this because I do not know what you are talking about but I hope you have a beautiful night. God bless

Oga park well

bendo75:
I don’t know who is the admin for this sub but geez he/she is not doing a good job in controlling the kids that have flooded our sub. Instead of talking about treasury bills, we now have kids here bragging about bs. Keep your nonsense to yourself. Your net worth is immaterial to our discussion here so keep that bs to yourself. Quit making our sub toxic with your bs. I hope these kids will listen and let’s go back talking about treasury bills and how we can all continue to benefit from it.

Comon goan sidon


See your previous post below, coming here now and start talking BS

Guy no allow me reason you mata o, cus I go enter you prapra!

bendo75:
You are absolutely correct. When we advice new folks to read from page one of this sub in order to understand how we arrived here, some of them will become hostile. We have been investing in NTB for several years without any issues but now folks like Gonfreecss1 jump out of the woods to lecture us about risk in NTB. My advice to young people here: Save, save, save and NTB is a zero- risk way to achieve that.

bendo75:
I am not against asking questions here but don’t be mad at folks when they tell you to read previous page(s). If I have been away on this thread for so long, I don’t start reading from the current page when am back but I return to the exact page I last visited. Peace brother.

bendo75:
I don’t blame PMB when he said ‘some Nigerian youths are lazy’. You are insulting folks for telling you to take time to study and be informed of what you are investing in. Now I see why MMM was very successful in Naija.

That moment when they say "Na woman go kill you"

Please call ITEARHERTOTO to solve your problem

Waksdabos:
How many pages wasted on this derailing? Wetin dey worry una? With all una money, who u epp? Any body can say & claim anything here. It's a faceless forum. Some of una claiming big guyz here, in reality una bank balance dey blink RED like HELL FIRE! Respect una selves o & allow us learn tb abeg.

sorry, we are not here to help u

Bamz:
Tbh, association matters a lot. It influences your thinking a great deal. "Show me your friends, and I'll tell you where you're headed."

ADSLOAD is my friend

who is your friend

HeliosHay:
hahaha kai you wicked o!

Anyways, abeg make we stop derailing this thread. Oga feelamong go vex for us

No issues, let us crack the healthy jokes to make us happy as we have all decided to save our earnings instead of spending it at bars and clubs to get happiness. It is free of charge over here.

Mind u if u save all the money without getting some healthy smiles, u would end up being a depressed rich man

Bamz:
You see, deepwater aff start to call you 'oga' hahaha

Anyway, what's your skillset? Writing?

He is the oga at the top o!


Forget that guy wey say Bezos abi jesus na him friend

I believe that it how the same bexus guy go they reason say this him NL friend dey dull him spirit

Lol

HeavenlyBang:
Fake. Cars are Faraday Cages and can't be burnt by lightning.

This car was in a fire accident, that's all. Nothing lightning-related.

Where u actually expecting the OP and her aunt to understand faraday cage?

adsload:
You are right bro. My friends here are drawing my spirit down...

I made my first million while in 300L.. In my final year, I bought a land and last year, built my first House ( 3 bedroom).. The zeal was high until i came here (NYSC).

I cant find anyone with similar interest here. I'm the richest corps member here, (no joke).. Most times, they come to my apartment to play PS4, even go as far as using my Laptop to watch movies...

Thanks for your input though. I will work on it...

Oga no vex, which work u dey work.
I can be your new friend

DWJOBScom:
It’s actually more than that
It’s about 100k to 150k

1. I speak in USD son
2. Dont argue, i broker this stuffs

SendAbroad:
Guys, guys, VIP has security who will block both sides of the road to create space and allow Helicopter to land.

did you just realize your fellow compatriots on NL are dumb as the traffic?

Nigerian girls are hungry

agarawu23:
i noticed you don't post more cars again like before. It takes u days now to post just one car. Are you now running the business offline?

Truth is that people that buy these cars dont make noise online...

the ones that does not know how much pressure the "fokaniser" would put into the tires are the ones blabbing up and down internet space.

and as well their co-sisters of fraudulent car dealers destined to run down the new sheriff in town.

Basiljoe:
What did you say? 10-15k?

u heard me right

justiniyke29:
wow, wait baba do you stay in Lagos?
If you do, I doubt you stay around Agbado, olambe, akute, ishaga, ajuwon.

Are these places main stream lagos ?

These are hinterlands