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HAA!!!! AYE TO TO. .




Dem don use the fowl do jazz. . .



They will say : ' WON GBA ASHO IYI LARA E' (They have made him seen as nting). . So,na so den use a fowl for the ' CONTROL EXPERIMENT'. .

Nt a new thing in the south west. Go to BEERE/OJA OBA @ IBADAN. UNA GO SEE JAZZ.

BeeBeeOoh:
No matter how she bleaches, she can't be brighter than her future..

boss, see the combo nah. How 'SKIN' take bright like 'FUTURE'?



INSHORT, YOU NEED JESUS.

This article is NOT in anyway condemning any government(student) neither is it showcasing the student government in bad light. All grieviances are to be taken as observations.



The politics of the student in one way or the other is considered a very dirty game. As our grown up politicians fight tooth and nail to retain their position, or cover up their misdoing,the government of the student is a replica.
A student that is priviledged to serve in the student government, is normally a CANDIDATE OF THE SCHOOL, OR OF THE STUDENTS. As with our national government,they all have fractions. THE EXAMPLE AM ABOUT TO GIVE IS EXTEMEL Y SENSITIVE, AND AS SUCH, FOR MY OFFLINE SAFETY & REPUTATION, I WOULD NEVER MENTION REAL NOUNS.

Recently, it was gathered that a FEDERAL UNIVERSITY is to have her SUG ELECTIONS TOMMOROW. Our source, who decided to remain unanimous said that normally, a candidate should come from a FACULTY. E.G SCHOOL OF HEALTH WOULD PROVIDE A CANDIDATE FOR POST OF SUG PRESIDENT, LIKEWISE OTHER FACULTIES. It happened that a faculty provided TWO PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES. It was believed that from the primaries, a candidate was dropped, but it was canceled(maybe because the person that seems to be well known, was the one dropped,its a theory though. Such irony). It was also gathered that even the DEAN OF FACULTY was called to resolve issues, but before his arrival, it all ended on a bad note.

It therefore holds that the FACULTY was divided into two. This is wrong, but sadly, its what is been portrayed in our STUDENT POLITICS,consequently, our NATIONAL POLITICS. On a normal note, a politics that should work, should have co-ordination and love. Hilary Clinton stepped down for PRESIDENT BARAK OBAMA. In as much as the common goal is for the betterment of the electorate,why struggle? If truly a candidate is looking for the oneness of the government, why not step down?.
The FACULTY is divided, with top FACULTY LEADERS SUPPORTING ASPIRANT A. Different campaign groups from the same FACULTY. Lets assume that the FACULTY was a COUNTRY. Two oppositions, INTO A COMPETITION, AND AN UNHEALTHY ONE AS SUCH. If eventually, opposition A wins, B would always do/look for errors. Opposition A would always do something irrelevant, thus GOING AGAINST THEIR MANIFESTO. What does this spell for the country? DOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!.

I remember a well known university, with her LAWMAKERS EXCHANGING BLOWS OVER ANNUAL FINANCIAL REPORT. The same was what our lawmakers at ABUJA do. What then is the relationship between them both? Simple, it is the graduation of our student leaders to the NATIONAL LEADERS. These students are also CALLED THE LEADERS OF TOMORROW. What then is our FUTURE? A do or die politics? Or a FIST EXCHANGING POLITICS? Dear Nigeria, what exactly is the answer?
I personally was in a congress. The COMRADES challenged the president to present the financial statement. The president insisted that he knows nothing. The COMRADES said he should produce the FINANCIAL SECRETARY(who was absent). As time went on,the president was pestered and threatened, all amongst shouting and banging of tables, with veins raised, and salivas flinging off. Later, the FIN. SEC came in, which resulted into more accusations against MR PRESIDENT that HE CONNIVED WITH THE FIN. SEC & because the kitchen was too hot, he had to get out by calling the FIN SEC. The view was NOT DIFFERENT FROM THE NATIONAL ASSEMBLY.

Is this how the Nigerian politics would go on? From the SUG to the FG? . It is imperative we correct the kankerworm that is eating deep into the fabrics of our nation. Our government should be done with co-operation,love and diligence. When our SUG is done coporately,the large student population would be able to hold our NATIONAL POLITICAL responsible, which is ONLY POSSIBLE, If we revolutionalize our STUDENT UNION GOVERNMENT.

All we know is: 'SAI JONATHAN'!!!!


#GEJtill2019

What would be going on in AMAECHI'S MIND?? E be like say make APC kidnap FANI KAYODE. This man cracks me up big time. Imagine TINUBU'S MOUTH DEY SMELL.



March 28, i would have my battery full, data subscribed,and airtime stocked up. Cos people are gonna faint, so i gats call ambulance

APC'S NIGHTMARE: FFK & FAYOSE.


#Sai jonathan!!!

SeargeantGbagaun,keep it up. . . You cracking me up like shiii.


I'd kill to have a babe woo me. . . It doesnt come more than once in a year, does it?. . . Help a brother nah,haha,kini gan?? .


*observing from MTN mast*

Untop one small 'Abok.i look alike watch' ??. . I comment my reserve.

So far she loves me& i love her more. . . Not bad. . But, heck!! My wedding wnt be like this.

'In yung6ix' voice: 'SHE SAY I DON HIGH,SHE DEY SEE THINGS. PAY THAT RUNS GIRL,GUY YOU TOO LIKE FREE THINGS'. . . Celebrity palaver. Ko kan aiye. . Won ja lorun, ko kan aiye.


Airforce1 ft Dekatron-- RUNS LORD/NOTICE off the albulm: 'HIGHER THAN THE MOST HIGH'. Joining them soon.


Airforce1,no be so?. . . I dey cme studio o. . Lol

Op, take your time to think. A few bottles of coke(strictly non alcohol) can do that. You need to sit down, and ignite the passion again. Aside from programming, your certificate could help you succeed more in you programming dream. You see, as much as i would say that you shouldn't drop out, its your call. If you drop out, will you start carrying your laptop about?? Or you will get a shop&start saying YOU ARE A PROGRAMMER with NO SINGLE CERT. no now. I wouldnt wanna give you a contract,cos it feels more like . . .INSECURE,you dig??.


PLEASE, PERSEVERE. A DEGREE IN PUBLIC ADMIN. WOULD BOOST YOUR PROGRAMMING DISCIPLINE.


Mhizizzy, ? . Say something

Soldier boiys&military/security analysts/offficers, pls WHAT DOES THE ELITE MEAN? WHY ARE THEY FEW? CAN WE CALL U.S MARINE : ELITE SOLDIERS? . HOW MANY ELITES DO WE HAVE? WHY ARE THERE ONLY 3 PICTURES?



note: PLEASE, IF YOU DONT WANT WAHALA, if u knw u cant/dnt feel like answering me, shut da fvck up. Dnt tell me to use google. If google does it all,dnt go to school.




Please i need answers. Thanks.

DONT YOU PEOPLE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?


Makes no sense. Attacking one another. Infact, i'm fuming with wat sme pple call 'HOLY ANGER' . *grin*

You are making noise. Shhh!!!! The spambot is sleeping.


Confused set of people, believing a PSYCHOTIC,MENTALLY DERANGED,HALLUCINATING arab.

Mohammed koo. . . I laugh at muslims' stupidity and christians' foolishness,and the pagans' dirtiness.


Mhizizzy, i miss you. I dedicate this to you,my love.

DeeCherry:
lol! there's no limit to what u can achieve. God bless ur dreams and make dem reality

lol. Abi jare. I dey work hard.
The God factor, i'd pretend i didnt see that.

Thats why i dont believe in some BS of healing & pastor. Heck!! People,pls think. Its all fake.


He serves a God that created the evil that pushed him. Funny. . . . Hehehehehehehehehe

Now, i'd like to affirm: 'POVERTY LA BASTARRD' .


Imagining seeing my kids having fun with my wife and I on the HIDDEN BEACH !!!!!

THunder faya anything wey talk say ah no go geht this thing : CASH

I would walk up to the nigga, and explain like a gentleman. Walk back to my babe (mhizizzy ) and walk out of the restaurant together.


Thats BS. Why insult me?

Cc: blackett

gbagaunfreak:
lol, n!gga u need to chill, I did this shii just to have fun and I expect nothing out of it, so you can take the gold medal , but I would advise you calm down, the so called mhizizzy or misswizzy doesn't look interested tho

boss, i swear, its fun. . Know what First time i am woo-ing . My Ex woo-ed me (aint priding).

'I can see her from afar,she just dey shine like morning light' -- that is exactly how i envision you,the jaden in the kings court . . Mhizizzy, can i have the answer??

Mhizizzy:
M here

tender queen of my heart, the guardian of my household. You can count, and i'd never let go

If i had a chance to prove myself, i would become an electromagnetic wave into your device, and express my feeling in a more romantic way. The feelings i have is that i am shivering in the afternoon, and sweating in the money. I'd be your tape recorder, to always make you feel relaxed. Staring at your picture, and wishing, make my heart cracked. All i want is more than sex-- all i want us your love. The expression of love seem easy to say,but hard to express

The sky is pregnant with rain,ready to fall my showers of love on your tender person . Mhizizzy, i promise to be your david against goliath, the heat sink in your circuit. Simply because:

' DANGISU SALANGHABNIDA'

Mhizizzy

Mhizizzy, where are you?? I am dying to know my result. Even a prof wont be this silent after a test. . I saw you, but you left


gbagaunfreak. . . C'mon. . .

Mhizizzy, gbagaunfreak

waiting

blackett, my lines

Sorry,my phone went dead.

..




Omalicha nwa,
ALL PLANETS IN THE UNIVERSE obey the law or physics,but one, VENUS. My history and philosophy doctor taught me that VENUS is also the roman goddess of love. Little wonder your love makes me disobey the laws of physics, and makes me. The goddess of love, the leaves obey your commandment, and they polinate. The animals hearkened and they reproduce. If you were VENUS, i would be your CUPID. If you were APHRODITE, i would be your EROS. WE WOULD STAY TOGETHER AT OLYMPUS, and make ZEUS and HERA green with envy.

My love for you is as mysterious and heavy as the black hole. As it sucks in light,likewise,my love for you sucks in all the care in the world. The complexity of the windows 10 software cannot be compared with the feeling of my heart towards you. I'd pray that i have only you and water,cos you make my tummy full. Seeing you graceful image, my mind drew a 3D picture of you, and my cerebrum could not give an explanation of why you look so good. So far you love me,i could pluck the stars and serve you dinner. So far you give me the UNQUANTIFIABLE answer,i'd disobey newtonian law to de-orbit the moon, and place it in your chambers. So far you give me the keys of your heart, i'd fight hades and destroy medusa.

Zeus made 4 hands and4 legs,bt he separated us, now, i've seen my half,and i am complete. All the time i see your picture,my breathing stops,cos my lungs couldnt withstand the elegance and grace it oozes.I'd be ur diode to rectify your current. We were meant to have a shoulder to cry upon. I would provide mine at your beck and call. As an engineering student, i've solved hordes of equations, and many more to come, bt non makes my heart skip like you did. I need to cook, i said : mhizizzy, alas, the stove hearkened to the name. I would disagree with DR MICHIO KAKU that said that total energy in the world -matter=0,because you absorb more energy than the planet. I would concur with einstein that said mass x Speed of light ^2 =energy because i'd be you mass,and fufil the law of relativity together. I have always dreamt of the one that would keep my heart,and i'm proud to say, i've seen you. I really wish we last long. I see us together, enjoying the evening sun, on the high rock. Like a singer said, i see us under the mango tree,absorbed in our romance, as the world look in awe. Anytime i look into those eyes, i see my paradise, with eyes speaking words of desire. Girl, each and everytime,am loving your design. The queens are jealous of you,the fair princessess are envious of you,the graceful maidens are ashamed to stand with you cos your beauty make kings drunk,and chiefs high. You killed'em with the smile,and you punished them with the waist. Awelewa ododo, yoruba would say : 'omo inu orun,ti a kii siju wo'. You are the sun in my solar system. The unknown in my equation, the raise to power 3 in my polynomial. No need for the same old route,a new love story was born that would span centuries to come. Adaeze,the apple of her father's eye, the pride of her mother,the joy of her siblings,the love of my life. I couldnt wish less,but to get : YES to the question:

'WILL YOU BE MINE' ?

cc: dygeasy , jennimma

gbagaunfreak:
, i don't shake hands not until the match is over , so for now fvck off till the winner is declared

nice boss. . . . Nice

Now,i've lost taste. No joy,no fun, no co-ordination. The woo-ee and the woo-ers are not in constant talks. Okay, i've tried getting mhizizzy 's attention, yet she would come online, and NOT talk. Gbagaunfreak never said a single word. Blackett, starts what he does best. The host is trading words. Its just all fvcked up. The participants are dry. . . C'mon, am not feeling the groove. Last years was dammmmnnn fun,bt this, i dunno. Well,am a man of my word, aint backing out, cos my heart beats for the princess,the tender flower that blossoms among wild vines, extending her tender gracefulness all around. . . .. You have got no chance if you tryna match her pace. . . The sweet MHIZIZZY. . . SEE YOU TONIGHT. . .Gbagaunfreak. You likey??

Why do i have a feeling that IT WAS ALL STAGED?? SEE THE CLASSROOM, SEE THE KIDS. I remember when i was in primary school, anytime we have an august visitor, we were always given 'EXPOS' like: ' PTA CHAIRMAN IS COMING. WHEN HE COMES, TELL HIM THAT WE ARE HAPPY TO SEE YOU,AND WE HOPE THAT YOU CONTINUE TO MAKE OUR SCHOOL STAND OUT'. it MIGHT have been the same for the kids. Cos if not, A SCHOOL LOOKING LIKE THAT WOULD HAVE THE PORTRAIT OF : 'THE PRESIDENT(GEJ,in my own, OBJ),the GOVERNOR( in my own,RASHID LADOJA),SCHOOL PROPRIETOR(in my own,pastor AJIBOLA LEKE). SO,U TELLING ME AS EXPENSIVE AS THEY ARE,THEY CANT BUY THE POTRAIT OF THE PRESIDENT and ARE TOO DULL TO ASSIMILATE 'PRESIDENT GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN' Which one?? Is it that upon thousands,the sch cant afford a portrait,or don't know the incubent power?? C'mon,this is dumb and baseless. This is EXACTLY my problem with APC. Why involve kids?? Remember the PROPAGANDA OF A 9-YEAR OLD KID DONATING HER LUNCH MONEY?? . APC,why?


Meanwhile :


#iAmdetermined
#iWant transformation
#SAI GEJ!!!!
#SAI LADOJA!!!

Shey dat one na '18 YEAR OLD'??. oga o.


Thats st.upid,to spend the moneu that is obviously not yours.

Baba, u suppose wash am for us today oooo. . . Happy birthday. Enjoy your day jare,life is too stressful to be stressed up.

When you are well equipped-- survival pack,night goggles,enough hand grenades,well shaped and well armed helmets,good map/compass,great rifles. Tell me,why wont it be fun?? Thats when you walk in the streets.



When you face ISIL, you will get to know that, 'EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD'.


THAT YOUR_______ IS SOMETHING O. ODIKWA CRAY.

What more can i say?? . This is what happens when you are made to believe stupid things under one imaginary deity. Imagine 'awo(cult)' level. In Yoruba land,it means they MUST never divulge/disbelieve ANYTHING they were TOLD. They would have sworn to die if they divulge. If it were real,how come LUCKY got LUCKY after he LUCKILY scammed them. He even escaped.



Well,let them serve a long time in jail, and use the BISI woman to arrest other scammers NATIONWIDE, cos it seems she is a GOLDEN GOOSE in the game.