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God bless you sir

Stretchi:
Must u Comment?

Must you force us to imagine our moms having cardiac arrest when our wives are in labour? Dem send you follow our happy moments in life?

jelil01:
op will definitely go for his wife. Because EFO is involved.


Op will say he his not God, he can't give life

Hahaha let him answer his question o. Between His moms cardiac arrest and his wife's emergency labour. The rest of us do not hope to be in his shoes.

How do people just openly curse others like this? Op answer ya question ya self. Your mom is dying and your wife is in labour choose one.

Must you guys always create tension in men's lives? Pitching mom against wife?

greg42:
The tire na certificate of bad guy abi

Nah, e be like Na part of their loot

hahn:
A lot of people here know me as a stern critic of religion. Even though some people take it personal.

My argument has always been, "there is no evidence of God therefore I have no reason to believe in it"

Then I started thinking deeply and kept asking myself, "What if God is real and I am wrong?"

This question led me to look deeper into my subconscious and I started pondering over the topic.

And then I found God!

I woke up in the morning and was feeling quite energetic and as I stood up from the bed I saw him! In the mirror

I had this surreal feeling. You know that kind of feeling when you feel you have just seen something supernatural? Exactly.

Then I realized, God has always been around me but I didn't know it. I was too blind to see

All those time I knelt down to pray by my bedside, who else was in the room? ME!

Every time I was in trouble and said, "God help me please". who was there? ME!

Every time my business had issues and I was brainstorming, who eventually came up with new and innovative ideas to solve them? ME! My wife too

Every time we were sick and prayed for healing, who paid the hospital bills? ME!

When I had to go against a very important examination or test, who prepared and wrote the papers or faced the challenge? ME!

Now it has become obvious, I am God!

And I have this to say to everyone who is seeking proof of God. Look in the mirror

NB: Please do not ask me how I created earth. I forgot the details after winning the title of "Most High"

And religion is still the worse thing that happened to man

I believe in God but not in organized religion

See the kain yeye gun Naija govt dey give their soldiers.
Looks like what they used to fight the Nigeria/biafra war.
It is well. Little girl, just know that your dad died fighting a war caused by greedy people who we're supposed to protect you.
Happy birthday and may you grow strong in wisdom and grace.
Your dad would never see you marry yet those behind his death are aging and giving their daughters to billionaires in marriage and taking young girls for wives.

Those departments we're created to fight the enemies of the leaders and to also make Nigerians feel like the leaders are working for the good of all.
All Na wash.

lustychima:
God created man and rested but since God created women rest eluded us


Wickedness of some women knows no bound

She for use acid na

Please stop l that bullshit. Men and women have been wicked to their kids, step kids or wards from Adam. Many men sexually abuse the house girls, step daughters, orphans, grandkids etc living with them. We may not hear it as much as we hear women's crimes because sexual abuse can be hidden under a fake smile and secondhand clothes unlike scares from bodily harm which me are also guilty of doing on wards too.


Back to topic, the woman should be put in chains and forced to wait on that sound man for 20 years while her mom remity all the money she makes from sales daily to the young man(trust fund)
Or they should make SEUN and Lalasticlala flog her 100 strokes of came every two days for the next 20 years while she serves jail time

Enjoy your cattle. More milk and cheese to your elbow

Gone are the days of jungle justice. Naija peeps are improving.
Can you imagine, rob a store and then burn it down. Chai some people are wicked fa

Ajaniopo:
Thanks for your honest contribution.. I think i am going to surmon courage and follow my own dream

Welcome bro

This is what happens when women love blindly. Love a man as he loves you. That should be the golden rule. If you can't play his kind of game, dump him and wait for someone whose game you can play.
You like a cool life where you sit with the man of your dream at home and watch movies? Then look for a man who loves those kinds of things. You like sports? Then date a man who loves sports, you like to go to school and attain the highest level of education? Then date a man who loves same.You like to clean after a man? Then date s slub etc.

If you have the courage and the thirst for growth, then pursue your own dream. You must know that to grow, you have to be innovative and creative.
On the other hand, you could still run both. Work in the morning and then go check out your business after work. You would then have to employ aatrusted hand to handle affairs when you are away.

Na wa o. The so called neighbour who was supposed to look after the child nkor?

Better Years ahead for them o

Shame on Nigerian leaders from time past to present. We just keep running to the white man for everything except to partner with them to research, create and produce important things. The world is developing invisible crafts, cloaks and other powerful technologies. we are buying planes from Pakistan and celebtarting it with ribbon and cakes.....
Oh well, maybe Pakistan is cleaning out it's inventory to replace them with better ones so they dumped their old planes in Naija and collect money ontop. Lucky Pakistan to have Nigeria.

Not surprised. MANY Nigerians are like vultures who wait for the opportunity to pounce on the vulnerable or ignorant ones in the society.

thesicilian:
I stand corrected.

Its all good. Have a beautiful day today.

No, if he can't have by you, he may decide to have kidd outside. Behind your back.

GossipHeart:

The name of the snake is Black Mamba

You don't wanna come in contact with that evil

In 2009, i did an experiment with the poison extracted from it's mouth, i mixed it with human blood, the result was scary, in just 2 minutes, it froze the blood

And for the people saying that it's a king cobra, how old are you guys ?? [color=#990000]Even a 4 year old kid can tell you how cobras look like but you guys stupidity is amazing

Cobras have flat hooded heads

There are scarcity of cobras in Nigeria

The only cobra you will find in Africa is the black-necked spitting cobra, and it's only in Mozambique

The second picture i will attach is how a cobra looks like
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You just had to insult people because you manage to know the diff between a cobra and a mamba. How old are you? Cobras when relaxed do not haventhat classic head pose. They only show that standard flat head when they feel threatened and ready to strike.
FYI, there are many species of plants and animals not native to some environments have found their way into the eco system of those places. So do not insist cobras can not be found in Nigeria. They may not be originally from here but they may have found their way here by another means.

thesicilian:
Nothing in my statement says whether I am or am not directly affected. Besides that, it is always better to understand the reasons for some government policies first, before one opens his or her mouth to criticize. Not every ban is ill conceived.

I did not say it is evil. I said why would they not have an opinion even if they are not rich enough to buy a car? I made the comment because you said....even those who do not have money to buy cars are reacting. So I ask you, why should they fold their arms and not have opinion because they can not afford to buy any car today?
That a person means well doesn't mean every step he takes to achieve it is the right one. Or done at the right moment. The fact that the fed govt has an aim does not mean that everyone should agree with govt idea and solutions

thesicilian:
Even those who don't have money to buy cars are reacting

Mentality like this is why Nigeria was stagnant. So because you are not directly affected, you would sit and watch things happen without contributing in support or rejection?

Era of selfie. To satisfy the "pishure or adonbilivit" crowd

Let me first take a selfie with his selfie

Nigeria jagajag. Bubu should arm the VIO guys too. They are being threatened by the soldier guys and the public. They also need guns.

Very sad and painful thing.

Fed government get craze on a good day so I will not be surprised if they even decide to arm Youth workers.
Instead of them to buy better emergency response kit for FRSC and design proper identification method for Nigerians, so that officers would not need to jump in front of moving vehicles, they choose to arm road safety so that the citizens can be scared straight. Lol. NAIJA govt, I hail o. You guys are indirectly calling your citizens goats who need kondo to keep the line straight. Forgetting that it is the incompetence of the government that makes people miss behave. A simple working citizen Id and the rest would make people know that if they do silly criminal offences, they would be fished out.

Hnm, this story get as e be o

sakbio:
U people are just envy this organization, so they shud request the service of another organization to do their job for them, do u think one organization can work for another without collecting something, Wat is the essence of calling themselves security / uniform agencies when they cannot secure themselves and why are they undergoing physical training for about six months either trained by nigeria army or other competent organizations, Abeg let's tell ourselves the truth, these people need arms.

Never knew road safety was a security agency. I thought they were meant to protect and regulate the safe ussage of Nigerian roads by vehicles and pedestrians . Also, I never knew anyone wearing Uniforms and trained by a millitary officer is automatically a security personnel and as such, qualified to carry fire arms. Next is NYSC planing to arm it's members cos afterall, corp members are trained by military personnel and they wear uniforms too.
so, tell me, what would the arm carrying personnel collect for working with FRSC?
Anyway , your comments show that you are quite still inexperienced in life. Either you are too young or just not well exposed as an adult.

Saylawchar:
I pitty you..... u never marry yet you talk as if u've got grandchildren, u better go for deliverance before your nieces and nephews will start calling aunty..

Are nieces and nephews not supposed to call her aunty?