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dguizman:
number 9

Amen for you

InformedLola:
Thanks for your response. But just a little more clarity...If I apply for visa as Mrs. B and my passport carries Miss A. Will it be an issue?

Yes unless you take a legal document to show name change and prove that it is you.

Fake Christians everywhere you go. Dem common pass mtn

Slimzjoe:

I broke up with this Girl Few Weeks Ago and she Spent the whole of that Day Shouting and Insulting me on the Phone. I thought it was All going to end that Day if she Poured Everything in her and kept Quiet While she Raved on but Unfortunately for me, Things have taken a Worst Turn.
She's a Member of my Choir while I'm the Asst.Choir Director and For the Past Few Weeks, she's been Trying to Frustrate me by Getting on my Nerves Regularly,Insulting and Deliberately Disobeying me. Today I was the Topic of Discussion in her Clique and She Stepped up her Game By Making sure she Dropped Rude Remarks whenever I Make any Statement or Contribution.
Mehn....Am Tired already I don't know what I did To this Girl that's Warranting All these.....I can't Quit the Choir Cos of A single Entity.
Ladies abeg, what exactly does she Want and What do I do To make all these Stop
Guys Ejoor,Biko How do you go about Situations Like this cos I don Weak Already

If you change your name on the other travel documents then yes.
You can wait till its due for renewal too. But if you will use it to identigf yourself as Mrs so so then you better let the name match.
You can not use a passport with miss apple to claim money sent to Mrs peach got it?

Enemity is relative. You may be someone's "enemy" just because you said you did not have money to give him to invest in some business then he hears that you upgraded your child's school the following week. Does that mean you deserve to cry? Even something as simpleas giving advice can make you be termed enemy of progress by someone. Even you OP, may be considered someone's enemy for 1reason or the other which number do you like?
Humans, leave judgement to God lest you be judged also.

Dem use their money buy wahala

All the politics people him mention, none of them chop remain for the common man sef. Am I supposed to feel anyhow?

ednut1:
u know how nigeria police work, wetin i go tell police say happen self abi u wan make dem lock me up instead. i was working 8-9 then with sunday o, where d time self

shakey shakey uncle. I feel you small sha. But still yet that idiot will still carry another person again

Na short hand him take write exam na short hand lecturer take mark his scripts and na short hand grade dem give am. I am hapi 4 his (DISTENTION) 2, I kno he wil be very hapi DAT he got a gr8 rezult

Nairaland boys will say....
What did you do to him?
Pray harder
Sex him better
Do everything he says
Cook better
Shoosh in the house
If it he doesn't change
Start from top again.
No matter what he does, do not divorce him or drag him through the legal system
You married him for money
It is for better for worse
You get what you deserve because you refused to date every man that ever toasted you. Rather you stayed with this one man
Some Men are beasts.

Ist she get the belly
Then she get the baby
Then she get the promise
Why did she do things upside down?

udokpuenyi:
I laff sotee, i dont know when i touch my landlady daughter for bombom lol

I hope she slap you sha

Someone did this in India and came to complain here how they almost beat him up. Men, please keep your compliments to yourselves. Women ain't got time for such. Maybe if you know them or are being introduced to them by a mutual friend then it is okay to say something complimentary or sweet but this habit of seeing a woman and just start saying things to her is a no no.
Some Naija men still behaving h.orny since 10000 BC.

Anyhoe after all said and done, they should be court Marshalled and their salary used to treat and compensate those guys for 3 months. Then I hope those guys will learn to shut the hell up and not look down on women again. Cos I know many men who just open mouths anyhow to say sweet nonsense to women have this chauvinism thing going on.

Na pig be that?

Likei:
Wow that's nice, let's support our own.

And why would we support counterfeiting? Why not be original and create our own? Until I an sure Puma is not written on it, I will not commend this one.

Dinocarex:
Instead of using the money to build something in the market like Toilet, street light to sell late at night or dig a borehole. U gave them cash to shout ur name I think?

Nigerians, we r still living in the 19th century I'm telling us.

AKA stomach infrastructure

Esau and jacob were twins.

Shioor. OP if Mabel says because of the music she heard , you are not the kind of person they want to employ, please send her an SMS saying if that company can stoop so low to hire her with that her bad character and attitude which stinks to hell and back, then that company is not the type you would want to work in.
Shikena.

ednut1:
last year i was almost kidnapped/robbed together with a friend at agungi area of lekki , we entered private car going to VI after we missed staff bus naso the fool start to give use mumu stories, before we know wats up, we were heading inside agungi, my friend jumped out of the car after he kept going deeper into agungi o me self follow suit. i realised i still had the business card he gave us as he was giving us his mumu gists. naso i try search d number on truecaller o in the afternoon. didn't know if someone searches ur number on truecaller u would be notified by email. naso the fool called me back, omo i fear o

Instead wey you for carry police follow am you still fear join even as you escape. Oh well, at least he has the opportunity to pick an unfortunate person thanks to you.

What is with the hand sign? Guys should cool down biko.

Makweembo:
I specifically remember Prophet T.B. Joshua on Emmanuel TV last Sunday calling for prayers for Nigeria for this Wednesday. He said that if we prayed, God would answer us and then emphasised prayers again for Wednesday.

Look at what just happened here in Lagos – a Bristow helicopter crashed but reportedly all occupants survived.

Pray for Nigeria everyday.

Too sentimental. Well shoe making is not a big deal. The Northerner's have been making shoes since. Let's raise the bar my Aba brothers.

alcmene:
That must be a Yoruba man

Very naive and daft in all endeavors owing to inherent hate and envy for other tribes

True talk. Naija can NEVER move forward if we look up to these greedy people who use tribal and religious chalk to draw lines of divission for us while in reality all they want is power and all that comes with it. They have no time for the common man.

But, even that boo
get a boo...
A boo
A boo.

It must be so hard walking in the shadow of KimK

This is how I always drink my Garri years before Lassa fever. I like crunchy Garri so I dampen the garri a bit, put in a pot, sit the pot on low heat and stir to prevent the garri from sticking forming large lumps. Then I pour in a wide plate and allow to cool. I love to the crunchy texture and the extra flavour it gives.

9jasmart:
Am n t surprised she cheats on her hubby. D truth is DAT women like sex much more than men do bt won't admit it. The advantage they have is DAT they can control d their emotion better than men

Because society frowns at them if they don't. Men can control their own too but society allows them to be free about it. That is why a man will cheat and bring a child from a mistress home and expect his wife to accept the child while a cheating wife dare not try it. It is the way society has dedicated to both genders.

obynocute:
Welcome to Nigeria where rise in dollar affects those selling Garri (like seriously) ߘՠThe woman said: "u no kno dey dollar don rise?"

Dem dey import fertilisers na. You no know say dollar price go affect fertiliser and make the garri price go up. Plus transport station nko? Dollar affect petrol na. Plus dem don make car importation high. Abegi, she make sense die.

I prefere her before photo. Those eye brows haba! kilo de?
The lady already has innocent face. The make up should have used that to make her look more angelic.

Una don hand over everything to una govt so teyyy una dey even hand over una right to celebrate or not to celebrate val to una govt too. What next? Wait for the govt to fix/cancell dates you will bang your wives?

Naughtysite:
Why can't FCT ban these RITUALIST green cabs and introduce tricycles where occupants are visible to pedestrians and police ?

I dont know why our leaders are so DUMB until a member of their immediate family is affected..

Even keke can be used to kidnap unsuspecting people. The problem is with those who want to get rich by all means.

demarc001:
At this time last year, even from the months preceding February 2015 many adopted the chants of FeBuhari as a form of solidarity and support to the candidacy of then GMB turn PMB.
This of course was as a result of the election initial date being february 14 2015 (valentines day). Funny enough many tagged the fixing of the election on that day as another rigging formula of which the then federal government wants to use as a ploy to disenfranchise the youths from participating in the election. Thank God for the reschedule of the date because due to the turn of election trials/complains I wouldn't be surprised to see a Nigerian politician bring up "Valentines Day" as a reason for an election to be nullified.

Now back to today, another month of february the country is a different scenario with the elections all come and gone, Buhari no more a presidential candidate contesting with Jonathan but now the President of our great nation Nigeria.
With all the events unfolding, Biafra, Niger Delta(Tompolo), Shiites massacre, corruption fight, naira fall, recoveries of loots, new policies, etc. Will the chant FeBuhari still be a good song to the Nigerian ears? How many people who chanted FeBuari last year can Boldly do same now and is it safe to sing that chant in public? As for me I will shine eyes first before joining such chorus. Safety first and always!

I guess it will be what ever "Buary" we want it to be in our lives.

If one person in the union can support the home and there is love and mutual understanding, then I see no reason why they can not go ahead with the marriage. but if none of them can support the home, then wait until someone can.
Don't hate on that sister that had cold feet if she was also struggling to survive just like you. She was right, the family needs money to survive. If you did not have and, she doesn't have it then why rush into marriage? The one that married you did so because she had money to handle the situation until you get on your own two feet.