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chocobunny:
I wouldnt compare myself to others on here, it's not nice, as for me, I've been told I'm pretty so, I would put a picture so you can judge for yourself but it's nairaland. Might not be a good idea.

I don't dispute your morals and humor that is a beauty on its on that I have seen in you. However, physical beauty matters to guys, if you can't post your picture can you tell us your figure and size (both)?

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this is jamming https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-622111.0.html
I can't stop replaying it.

chakaz:
@poster, did you in any way subscribed to their "WIN N1m PROMO" which they normally say send "free to 333" sms cost N100/daily? It happened to my friend and for now no remedy!

hey guys I came on to check if the sms I received is a fraud. It says: YOU'RE LUCKY! NUMBER 234802******* IS AMONG THE TOP SHOTS THAT COULD WIN AIRTEL'S N1,000,000 CASH IN ONLY A FEW HOURS! SIMPLY TEXT YOUR NAME TO 444 NOW! N100/DA

that's all the message. Is this a fraud? I can't see the center number etc on my phone coz I am not using a Nokia phone.

Wolesh:
i was about to start begging, but my 'chi' was wide awake, for at that very moment Nepa struck and plunged the entire terminal into pitch darkness, for more than 5 minutes we couldn't even see each other's faces. Eventually the power flicked back on, the oficer looked at me, and with more embarrasment than annoyance , and with all his might, he stamped me out and bellowed, ''YOU CAN GO'' .

LOL! funniest sh^t ever nice input.

It all depends on the effort you are going to put. For flight you can get a one way ticket if you don't intend to come back soon. It will be great if you have someone that can atleast pick you up from the airport. This person should be someone known to you very well. If he is someone you trust and can provide you with a room for $200/month or less then take it till you get to know around your way. Next get a job. Now this is the part most of our folks don't know that job aint a easy thing these days but however, if you cut your coat according to your size you will fit in. You can take some community college classes based on your interest and this will fast track you to employment and independence. However, knowing more about you will give better input from those experienced, like age, gender, level of education, etc. Then again how good are you at home if you are with a good salary and life I suggest you just come and get your PR card just in case PDP continues.

Arlington:
Walked in and slamming the door as i leave to go play with my two dogs

Sorry Arlington I am an animal lover especially dogs.

Call Dangote on this number 014480815 tell him Mr. Scamorama gave you the number.

@OP I heard the same thing too, once you taste it, that, you will order for more. That 404 now I remember lol oh yeah the white flag too.

i agree with arlington i can clearly remember when i was a kid my mom always told me to eat the food first before the pieces of meat. to my observation it had to do with something that "she does not want leftovers". i believe the meat is very strong and can get one full it all narrows down to childhood but now I can eat both at the same time and still not full. another observation is chewing the meat can cause delay, the food gets cold etc. yet again some type of dish makes your front untidy if you go first for the meat.

you guys are nuts lol. why didn't they take this woman out for public speech training like they did to turai?

Actually who is going to do the arrest? PDP Thugs (MOPOL)?, Constable Police? SSS? Military? Who? boy when this happens World War 3 will start from Nigeria almajiri or no almajiri wal layi tal layi I no dey vex.

Eltonluigi:
@dell_net there is no need voting, these presidential candidates ain't worth it,they are all crooks!

True. There has to be somebody there so who should be?

@OP who do you think is best to vote for?

@op The odds are 28 to 150 million minus nigerians like you. I have been around the world I don't need a "re-think" I think you should re think about your statement. The good thing I know is when these so called nigerians would revolt against the oppression in their country you will not only see 28 tourists once in a blue moon.

@justwise I salute you for your effort on this forum by checking and critically analyzing these criminals. Thank you and God Bless

Hi Bro, malasia,singapore are the most likely places you would beat the immigration laws because they are commonwealth territories. In terms of business it depends on how much Capital you are talking about. For something like US$100K and above I would advice you go to China. For something in the range of US$20k-US$40K then you can start with Malaysia and Singapore (electronic goods) with this amount of money you can get a business stay in either of these two countries. Hong Kong narrows down to China and almost everything is under China government.

yeah but it needs a major tune up it can do better.

for mouth or brain?

obowunmi:
Don't you live in the jungle of Texas ? Carry go joor! ---- no babe wan live for village.

Where in Texas is a Jungle? You find the prettiest 9ja-yankees there.

chocobunny:
ahn ahn the babe is not bad!!

I will only date that girl for her money if she has and her labor i.e. do my laundry, cook etc and she will only stay at home, can't go out with me. If that babe is not bad then are you telling us you are below her?

ifyalways:
Oh I C.Thanks
All that stress just to cuss?

You can do it with your palm facing you and it is meaningless but definitely do not try it with your palm facing another Nigerian however, if you wish to try it at your own risk with your palm facing another Nigerian make sure you gaze into the person's eyes while doing it. Be sure you are way stronger than the Nigerian and have achieved black belt in karate.

Just a lil bit scared of anfanio the way you'se calm and laid back on issues here. I hope you don't have a gun to your waist and a badge hanging down your neck.

U de vex? I hail you I beg tell this ignorant tribalism suckas wettin dey on ground now.

@call-me
here https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-621022.0.html#msg7890818

call-me:
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The long queues to check in, the staff asking "anything for us", the high price of food at the departure lounge (can't wait to afford traveling first class) but this year I found a moderate bar at the arrival floor took 2 small stout with malt have some pepper soup but did not try it, d! was I ready for my 6 hours flight. Oh yeah the too many questions and stupidity from some uniformed men there.

chocobunny:
as for being like the girl in the video, yes, we are alike because we have 2 nigerian parents and were born and raised and completed schooling in the u.s, but i think it ends there. american-born nigerians can be raised quite differently.

I hope not as ugly though.

@yuzedo I believe the OP means the process of studying not what you get at the end.

It all depends on the situation you are in and your mindset. Studying in a developed country would be easier because of the environment and resources available that is if you have the money or means.