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Jokes EtcRe: The Pope Dropping Dope Punchlines In Africa by delors(m):
KashyBaby:
I love hip hop...I may not be good in spitting bars but I know where I stand..
Oohh no old school for me tho..
But then, u r definitely not Filipina. Your hair gives u away. Your skin isn't helping matters. A professional tourist is always on the move n rarely have time for NL's isssh...u are also not a female because femcees don't even drop such bars no matter how loose their tongues n V is (Ask Da Brat, Lil Kim, Minaj etc).

I'm not judging u ooo...it's just my opinion dissecting....or analysing u.

Chai! This my opinion ehh...SMH smiley
Jokes EtcRe: The Pope Dropping Dope Punchlines In Africa by delors(m): 1:53pm On Dec 02, 2015
KashyBaby:
DJ drop the beat!!!
Yo...yo...Here we go...
Her pvsssy good..my d1ck is gold
I'm in ur Hood, I proly fvck ur hoe
This b1tch is nasty,I need my nuts licked!
These b1tches know I got that deep in ur gut, d1ck...
Break it down! grin
Definitely can't be a hawt looking bae I see on ur profile dropping lewd lyrics like this...nah can't be cool
CrimeRe: Fidelity Bank ATM In FUTMINNA Was Robbed by delors(m): 1:23pm On Dec 02, 2015
Is it attached to a building or stands alone? Looks like it was opened from the back....
I wonder why stand-alone atms don't have alarms.
CultureRe: Ooni Of Ife Ogunwusi’s Pre-Coronation Photoshoot by delors(m): 12:56pm On Dec 02, 2015
henchamb:
now that you have an oni with a touch of class and sawg. i hope the osogbo and ife brown roofs will give way to modern ones
Oniranu undecided
RomanceRe: Would You Change Your Religion For Love? by delors(m): 1:07am On Dec 01, 2015
Bonapart:
Thank God Christianity is a relationship and not a religion
Thank you my bloda! May God make His countenance to shine upon thee.
Selah
FamilyRe: I Caught My Husband Sniffing My Niece's Pants by delors(m): 12:28am On Dec 01, 2015
Aww no! sad the heck is wrong with ur husband? Sniffing a 15yo's dirty pantieshuh Yuck!!! All the farts! All the half-washed bumbum left-overs! All the sweaty dirts left-overs! Yuck! He's a dirty guy.
Now, don't blame ur 15yo girl in anyway at all...she's too young n naive to understand what's going on. Rather, send a msg to ur husband by proxy. This is what I mean: call ur niece, sit her down, tell her that she shouldn't try to mess around with your husband because u wouldn't be happy. That u know about the phone, Etc. Talk to her like u r helpless kinda thing.
She ll tell your husband when next he smacks her bum (he must v been doing that already).
Then it is now left for the husband to use his conscience to react since he now knows you know about his shameless moves.
However, never try to check the girl 's msgs. You ll break ur own heart.
A teenage girl in your house is surely a red flag. Your 37yo husband is still very much prone to such temptation. Even if you send the girl to a boarding house now, ur husband will still find her n do whatever he wants to do until his eyes are clear and regrets set in. It's such a shame he won't stop now until he gets under the poor girl's panties. He's sown the seeds, he ll def want to reap.
CrimeRe: Nigerian 'Cele' Pastor In Us Arrested For Beating, Robbing & Raping Ladies(pics) by delors(m): 8:35pm On Nov 30, 2015
MRBrownJ:
nah, the US gov is actually hard on their tail, both ashawos and clients, but it is not an easy thing to eradicate (just like drugs). there will always be someone looking for it, whatever the cost... and who are we kidding? with the rate at which young women today are desperate for money, there will always be prostitution, its an easy way out.
Right. But to a large extent I think their efforts n resources are more geared toward online child porn peddlers esp in the States where it is more rampant.
CrimeRe: Nigerian 'Cele' Pastor In Us Arrested For Beating, Robbing & Raping Ladies(pics) by delors(m): 7:35pm On Nov 30, 2015
MRBrownJ:
pretending that there is no prostitution in the US/Europe, or anywhere else in this world, would be a joke. there have been prostitutes on this earth since biblical days, and this is an "activity" that will never get extinct.

technology has taken over and now these gals dont need to stay at street corners....backpage, craigslist etc are full of these biatches
Mehn you seem to be in the know o. Kijiji has nothing to offer in terms of biatches but Backpage.com n Craigslist are just hardcore. Funny enough, th govts just turn blind eyes to this pretending as though there ain't no prostitution in their countries. It's even easier now that twitter/facebook n Co have such groups.
CrimeRe: Nigerian 'Cele' Pastor In Us Arrested For Beating, Robbing & Raping Ladies(pics) by delors(m): 6:50pm On Nov 30, 2015
Lol. Backpage.com place t find anything especially knacking. An they say no to prostitution in Europe n America? Hypocrites.
CelebritiesRe: Vic O Trending On Twitter After Promising His Fans N500K by delors(m): 4:48pm On Nov 30, 2015
STFUareyouGod:
Hahahahahahaha
Comic relief
Meanwhile, enjoy this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7gwo6ktD7Y
WTF! This is the first vid of the mumu I have seen...oh oh oh oh my!!! I can't finish this laughter in my office without being fired! grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Flavour And Chidinma Kiss On Stage At #Phynofest by delors(m): 12:38pm On Nov 30, 2015
Chai! This flavour na bully!
CelebritiesRe: Resemblance Between Meek Mill And Kanyo O Kanyo (pics) by delors(m): 12:51am On Nov 30, 2015
I swear I think say na only me realise am self. lol
SportsRe: Photos Of Jude Ighalo And His Wife Of 6 Years by delors(m): 10:21am On Nov 29, 2015
How old is this dude?
Music/RadioRe: Your Top Worship/Gospel Songs In 2015? by delors(m): 10:19am On Nov 29, 2015
Definitely: Awesome by Charles Jenkins.
And every praise.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: HR Said I'm Successful In All The Interviews But No Offer Yet. by delors(m): 5:30pm On Nov 28, 2015
Hmmm
CrimeRe: Mustapha Audu's Wife Curses Sugabelly; Defends Husband Over Rape Accusations by delors(m): 2:40pm On Nov 28, 2015
She should have just kept quiet n let her husband deal with the sh.it
Forum GamesRe: Test Your Self 'quantitative ' by delors(m): 12:02pm On Nov 28, 2015
Square is 9.
Triangle is 5.
Circle is 41.
Answer is 55.
CelebritiesRe: Korede Bello Arrives Togo Amidst Fan Fare..... by delors(m): 12:00pm On Nov 28, 2015
Ok, so na only Godwin this guy go sing for the next 2 years abi ideas don finish ni?
CelebritiesRe: Timaya's Baby Mama Puts Her Sexy Pins On Display {photo} by delors(m): 4:13pm On Nov 27, 2015
Python body!
CrimeRe: Thief Mobbed Today At Alapere, Lagos. (graphic Photos) by delors(m): 4:15pm On Nov 26, 2015
Chai!!! Na so so females boku for this thread cheesy cheesy cheesy only God Sabi wetin dem wan see... cheesy cheesy cheesy awoof po.rn.
CelebritiesRe: Woman Accuses Omotola's Husband Of Bleaching On Instagram by delors(m): 7:30pm On Nov 25, 2015
Lol @topic: bleaching on Instagram? cheesy is he also bleaching on Twitter and on Facebook?
CelebritiesRe: Kcee And E-money Show Off Awards Collection (photos) by delors(m): 4:06pm On Nov 25, 2015
Sylver247:
Igbo guys are hardworking. Simple!

quote me anywhere
Igbo? shocked As in weed?
CareerRe: Lara Odoffin, Nigerian, Loses Job Offer In UK Because Of Her Braids by delors(m): 3:50pm On Nov 25, 2015
Lol. Larrie's news hit Frontpage in Nigeria. Nice. It's now easy to be a celeb o
CareerRe: 9 Most Dangerous Jobs In Nigeria by delors(m): 11:58am On Nov 25, 2015
So Armed Robbery and Oil Vandal don become jobs in your your world? Because money is involved? Abeg which course person fit study in order to be an ogbonge armed robber, and for which school?

FamilyRe: This Is What My House Help Did To Me by delors(m): 8:49pm On Nov 23, 2015
Asapcymg:
Am 23 in need of. House job
And you are on Nairaland? Anyone who employs u as an omo-odo is a big Maga! cheesy
FamilyRe: 15 Funny Childhood Nostalgic Photos That Will Make You Feel Old. by delors(m): 8:38pm On Nov 23, 2015
mctifey:
14. You remember this 7up dude
I draw this Fidi-dido die... cheesy
FamilyRe: 15 Funny Childhood Nostalgic Photos That Will Make You Feel Old. by delors(m): 8:34pm On Nov 23, 2015
mctifey:
4. Still remember playing this game?
Na the car race I like pass
The brick game was my fav... grin
Car TalkRe: [shocking] Two Mysterious Men On Ibadan Express by delors(m): 8:30pm On Nov 23, 2015
Mehn! The hustle is real o
CelebritiesRe: Nigerian Blogger Omojuwa, Has Two P.As And Pays Each N1million? (Pictured) by delors(m): 9:12pm On Nov 20, 2015
It's got to be annually...
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of Wahala! by delors(m): 12:38pm On Nov 20, 2015
JOYCEOUS:
Funny!!!
I luv 3, 5, 7 & 10
Joyce, na with annoyance u dey take sleep? See as bone face inside sleep like person wey never collect 7months salary cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of Wahala! by delors(m): 12:35pm On Nov 20, 2015
Uwaomapaul:
Please laugh with me. I have not stop laughing shocked tongue lipsrsealed
Question: What is the definition of wahalahuh Answer: Wahala can be defined as when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start.
Oh boy plenty people for pirate this ur comment o but the thing funny die. Na that time u go no say verily verily the witches for your village still they hunt u.
Jokes EtcRe: Definition Of Wahala! by delors(m): 12:30pm On Nov 20, 2015
Daniellogy:
Uwaomapaul:Please laugh with me. I have not stop laughing :
Question: What is the definition of wahalahuh Answer: Wahala can be defined as when a soldier punish you finish, come release you make you dey go, you come climb your bike come shout 'officer thunder fire you' and your bike no gree start.
cheesy oh boy that one na to just say your last prayer o...

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