₦airaland Forum

octopusfreaky:
I hope I don't get crucified for saying this, I just noticed that men are overly obsessed with big mammary glands..

Someone said he's not finding his fiancee sexually attractive because she has small boobs but she is very beautiful...

This got me thinking ,, my advice to such girls that fall into this category, they should please look out for very core Christian brothers that overlook such distinct features in a Lady... lolsss..Or do we still have great jazzi or happening guys that don't bother themselves much about this?

Seriously? You just noticed Are you a learner?

With these pictures, the secret service should be able to pin these demons. Just identify the maker of the machines, I see labels on them, track the deployment n nail them muffokers! They are definitely learners, u don't release too much info to give ur enemies advantage.

You started off on the wrong foot. It take take great deal to alter something u picked up unconsciously as a child.
But then, u are making progress. Since you have realised it is an issue for u and u genuinely want to change, thats problem half-solved.
Next step is to keep trying. You will get there. More so, do not see it as a "problem", otherwise, u ll keep building negative energy.
It's a psychological thing.

Funny and K-Legged title: Wanted Boko Haram SUSPECT by Nigerian Army. Na wah o. Sure say no be only one suspect them they fibd?

Well, it depends on the friends and ur level of friendship with them. I have friends u r currently jobless but we still chat n BBM calls a lot...and even mock one another about their status...regardless, we help when we can...that's true friendship

I will tell him to delete the message.

Lol. Right. Tried that angle some years back in Lagos. Walked the whole ikeja-ogba axis, advanced to ilupeju and obanikoro, then scanned VI all within a week on foot...nobody advised me before I born again. Fruitless effort. As in FRUITLESS in caps.

Lol.
Aswear, ojuelegba better pass that area wey I dey see. Na so Malaysia be?
No 2, abeg those guys no sabi anything called English. That mumu axe-headed madume looking guy say he demands for the killing of his compatriot? osanobua o!

Lol. Nice one Nairaland. So na name initials we go dey use now to hide identity of criminals?
Pls don't spoil market for Name Checkers Associations o

Orijin don wake boys up na...

Nice one! Some of us still believe in humanity!

I feel bad to read this but the truth is, you noticed all these behaviors before u married him. You probably got hypnotized by his swag or seeming independence and now, it's all coming back to haunt you. Truth, I can't and won't blame u now. The deed is done, na way forward remain.

No 1, I noticed u didn't mention anything about God in your write up, so obviously you are not the praying type. At work this morning, I was chatting with another pretty Nigerian girl (a colleague in the same ministry but different locations), originally from Nigeria (Rivers) but married to a Yoruba guy. This girl, pretty, swagful, young looking (actually 30+ but looks younger), was telling me how she attends a Nigerian prayer meeting from 12-1pm during her lunch time, 2-3 days a week in an rccg church close to d place she works. She also mentioned another early morning prayer gathering she joined months ago in TO. I tripped. This is what wives do. They pray. You don't pray. Before you hate him totally, be a real wife; start praying. Not only for him to change or not, but for God to make you a real wife. Wives pray for their husbands, for d family, etc. Be a praying wife.

No 2. Go back home. Discuss with him. Allow him to rant, shout, etc but act a deeper life girl (scarf on the head, no make up, 10 fingers clutched), make your points known. Don't react when he flares up.just look down at ur fingers or the carpet. Ask him if he still wants to be ur husband. Tell him the things he does that make u feel ashamed. All nicely. Tell him, that he needs to change for your family (u n him) to work n have a blissful future. No arguments, no direct replies. No fights. Don't even meet his gaze. Tell him all the truths in ur heart n head. But in all, no fights. Even if he threatens, be like Steven Gerrard (sorry I like football), no reaction from u.

No 3, advise his mom to talk to him. Sometime moms have that magic wand (well, I think my own mom does). If she acts like her son, then I think you are in a wrong fam.

First, pray ceaselessly to hear from God. Don't expect answers tonight, tomorrow, next week or even next month...just pray like u are ignorant. Thank God. Apologize to Him. Praise Him. And then (like u ll sheepishly ask from a mean but nice father), ask God about your husband. He is a ferocious but nice God.

pixiechic:
Two men will face extradition to the U.S. when the Canadian fraud and money-laundering charges against them have been resolved: 34-year-old Ikechukwu Amadi of Mississauga and 41-year-old Akohomen Ighedoise of Toronto. A woman, 31-year-old Pineo Molefe, was charged with money-laundering.


source: http://www.msn.com/en-ca/news/crime/three-canadians-arrested-in-dollar5-billion-money-laundering-scheme/ar-BBmlbSH?li=AAadgLE&ocid=iehp
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When I first started reading this article.. I was just thinking I hope these are not Nigerians and then BAM! I saw the "canadaians' names

I love the highlighted paragraph. The names bring relief!

Chai! Na wah o. The names eh!
But wait o...#400000 ain't that less than $1500? That means person wey dey d labour job for Yankee sef fit send these mumus to trafficking drug fir dem be tha na. Awon odeson.

The name is not correct.

Show us your picture standing beside a car. Then we can pass our verdict.

Sugarhugs:
I can't date talk less about marrying a ugly dude!

Uglee girl. Boobs like agbalumo seeds.

Atlantian:
#Start introducing Marijuana to his pepper soup and sauce.

#Share a bottle of red wine after every meal.

#Buy vega 100 and introduce it to his fruit drink.

We could chose to let nature take its course, but remember, we weed our compounds, if not, the nature that will take its course will bring rodents into our homes.

Play yahoo yahoo with every aspect of life if you must succeed, you must learn to manipulate our ways in life, cos Life is NOT fair.

Gbam! That's a killer line! Deathly nailed!

National Peace again? I think Oliseh is the one sponsoring Boko Haram!

Lol...second paragraph I don laugh die!! Extra tyre Oluwa o. God knows we badt gan

Right. So men in their 80s should start banging again abi?

Na wah o. Some people need eat more o. See legs like toothpick. Anyways, good picshure
But wait o. Una dey do gay self join?

No names ni??

Chai! Na chude organise this event o! Kai! Guy gon advance

The v-shape in-between the legs of Lilian is a killer! Dayummmm! She killed it.

Lol....igbos don jones finish. Lol

Oh boy! Guy come resemble those Alaba intl 'I-get-correct-stereo" guys.
Owu no try at all o

BUTCHCASSIDY:
We need pictures to be able fully assess this issue
And there we can advice you better

I concur!

HBD mallam Musa. But I thought u were 23 10 years ago abi u don delete all the dates from ur own calendar?

Oh no! RIP young warrior.
Inter Rel

kilokeys:
Be wise bro..

Tell her u were diagnosed with a fat lump in ur brain..
Start to dey do like madman
Piss for body
Form epilepsy

So she go dump u.. Its better that way.

Cos if u do anyhow.. She fit Carry knife chuuk herself and chuuk u.. E don be be that o

Lol. Madman. U no know say na wetin go make her even wan stay be that? Say she be +, u u get epilepsy n she support u during ur trying times? Bros, abeg device another strategy.
OP, just tell her say u don enrol at a monastery. U gonna become a father...Roman Catholic father! Simple!