₦airaland Forum

Agybabe:
so funny! My day made on an empty stomach

Heya! how can I help u fill it with correct chops pls?

Lol. His cabals did why he was sleeping. They forged his signature. Lol. Mr. Jona

Teds:
Really i am headed same direction too. When are they leavin?

January. To Toronto/Waterloo

Mizbaby:
Pinkygrace hola @ ur professional colleague na is it possible to change schools when I get there? Seems to be what u are doing...

Hey, try uni of Ottawa. And u of Waterloo. Those schools are kinda lenient on the requirements and are of course canada's top spots.

bamjay:
abeg o nairalanders make una help me....i want to pay the application fees foe both universities of british columbia and manitoba. on their sites they specifically asked for credit card payment. gtb and firstbank said credit card na for steady salary earners. their wahala plenty. please how can i pay.....please i need help o

I can help u pay. Inbox me if u want. It's free o, I no be agent but I can help u pay from here. 2 of my sisters are coming in January. Inbox if interested.

You and the MOD absolutely misused/abused the word "Pervert".

dason4life:
Mr Blamer!
Let's see your initiatives

Bro, I didn't blame no one. I just said let's at least give this a shot as young guys. Saying it won't work when other countries are already embracing the idea is just not brilliant. Facebook is free, we lose nothing by considering a free idea that would help our safety.
And if anyone even wants to condemn the idea, let it be constructive. More so, I don't expect condemnation (albeit negative) to come from the youth.
That is my .

No wonder!
No wonder Zuckerberg and Co keep getting richer by the day...ideas that transform lives are being churned out on a daily.

No wonder!
No wonder we keep failing as Nigerian youth. Facebook proposed a safety check and average, powder-brained Nigerian youth have already killed the wholesome idea with their negativity, saying, "ah, it won't work" SMH.
How can it work if people like u who are supposed to be d frontrunner of the idea working in nigeria already nipped the idea in d bud before it's launched? How? Facebook is predominantly used by the youths, we are the youth, if it fails, simply means we fail.

jditimiya:
I laugh at these because some people die and others make lot of money from it. Facebook are making lot of money connecting the world and yet many are poor and dying because of big greedy fools. Facebook should just keep all their safety to themselves.

1/10 Poor. Pls how much did u pay to open a Facebook acct?

MarieSucre:
Is it Mark Zuckerberg that is bombing some parts of Northern Nigeria?
Is it Mark Zuckerberg who thinks western education is haram?
Is it Mark Zuckerberg who is squandering our security budget hence making weapons and counter-terrorist strikes next to impossible?
Is it Mark Zuckerberg who is coulluding with Book Haram to destabilize Nigeria?
Is it Mark Zuckerberg who has political and/or religious agenda against the sovereign entity called Nigeria?
pls direct your anger at the relevant authorities.

9/10 Excellent! A man is offering his own help in his own small way, people are still castigating him.

fromnigeria:
The paragraph before the last made more sense to me and thats the sole purpose of this feature.
Well done.

9/10 excellent

Daraph:
Abegi make person hear word jaree! Na only god that can give us security for naija,no more man-made.

0/10 Sardine brain.

vikinatius:
Improving facebook is not improving Nigeria

3/10 improving Facebook might help improve human safety to some extent even in nigeria. Mark aint responsible for ur hustle in naija

Ch1z0:
And some ignoramuses would be feeling as if the world isn't sensitive to our matters.

Problem is, we don't take our selves seriously and that's why the world doesn't take us seriously. It doesn't mean they aren't sensitive to our matters

8/10. Very well spoken my friend.

dason4life:
Nice One Mark!
[s]Just that THEY won't allow it work in Nigeria.
pass[/s]

4/10. Pls who wouldn't allow it to work in Nigeria? LASTMA? Boko Haram? Fashola? P square? Or the youth? Pls read my comment sir.

Yellowson:
All this security measures no fit work here for naija coz we will even disable it saying its too complicated

1/10. Pls who wouldn't allow it to work in Nigeria? LASTMA? Boko Haram? Fashola? P square? Or the youth? Pls read my comment sir.


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Lol. Just advise her it's not possible and that she should concentrate more on her studies. Telling the management isn't smart. She ll get in trouble n will probably never feel free at school again. U don't want that to happen to her. If the other hand, if u sample her, there is high likelihood of bit u getting into trouble eventually.
Just hang on until u vamoose for service. It's a delicate thingy haven been in such precarious situation before.
Good luck.

Are u a learner? The site owners just reposted that job to drive traffic. It already closed. Perhaps it was one of the job postings that generated huge traffic for them before it closed so they r strategically using u to woo unsuspecting job hunters to their site.

ClassCaptain:
Have you Considered getting her to a Professional counselor ..

Professional gini?
In Nigeria right?

Lol...I swear na Nairalanders full this guy handle...just the way they yab on NL

Which one if those guys is the husband na?

Public nuisance, so una don dey work with that ibo made to drag traffic abi? Kontinue.

Really? For match wey don dey on for 32mins now u just dey front page this old story? Na wah o

GurlFriend:
It closed permanently in November 2011 after operator Luminar Leisure Limited recorded losses of £198 million and went bankrupt.
http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/11/nigerian-dj-sparked-nightclub-stampede.html

2011? Seriously?

AprokoMan:
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Holy funk! So what do these pics show us? U see, the best thing to happen to Nigeria is for frauds and pathological drug pushers and cheats like u and ur folks to get d funk out of that country ASAP! Just wander off for good and never return. That should appease ur warlord who brainwashed mo.rons like u into thinking Biafra is the answer to ur misery. He had intentions, a parochial one; it was nipped in the bud. Now, brainless cocoyam heads like you are all about an already failed project?! He's laughing at your folly in his grave. Carry on. Oponu jatijati.

Otunagum:
May Dangote's trailer crush your mom to pieces! Who even told you I'm in the South West in the first place? Are you mad or naturally stu.pid like all your Yoloba brothers?
Secondly, if you really want my people to leave your brown roof community stop crying each time we come out en mass to protest.
Finally, may thunder kill every member of your Yoloba family before the end of this year!
Amen!

Bas.tard! So you deny the very people u laying ur miserable life down for?!! Product of bestial Biafra demons. If u cursed and deadweight brained bunch want to leave, leave already! Visionless animals who thrive on fraudulent practices. Create your Biafra and let's see d product...
And Finally, may all your already cursed and forgotten generation, starting from you, a bas.tard of a pikin from a w.h.ore mother and a perv father, be wiped off the earth by flood. Onyiosi

Otunagum:
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Onye isi mango with scarred face from the South West! You don't want Igbos in your town and you don't want them to go back home. May thunder destroy your life!

Thunder fire your papa! Who says we don't want you guys to go away? Bunch of dubious, callous, devious cowards. Go and sell your spare parts to yourselves in that cursed waste lands. Frauds!

VivaVivre:
you really must speak, init?

For your information and that of those who liked your comment due to share disdain for the south-eastern Nigerians (igbo's precisely), Botswana flag is the 1st image I'm attaching and biafran flag is the 2nd.

Lol. Oniranu. Init abi what did I see u write there? No go find better thing do.
Oh shoot! The attached flag copies Kenyan flag (except for d shield).
I must talk? Mumu. You are just as pathetic as the hopeless dudes in the picture. u berra go find berra thing do with your time.
Show me in the picture where those who started this hopeless agitation are? Where are the leaders of sub-leaders? You and those other hopeless and uninformed dudes in the protests are just another pawn in the political chess game of the Biafra sentiments. Be guided dear NLer, we ain't begging u too stop ur hopeless agitation, we just hoping you ll wake up from this hopelessness and realize that u and then other illiterates and TV-stand guys are being used.

Leave me alone or I ll go hard on u like an erection! Pleast

Already, the flag looks like Botswana 's...dumb heads.

AuntySusan:
Yet another show of shame from those representing us

What are you really proud of in Nigeria?

You're very free to chose any of the following areas to talk about or add yours if it's omitted here


1. Roads
2. Water
3. Electricity
4. Quota system of getting admission/job
5. Security (sleeping with two eyes closed)
6. Social security
7. Job opportunities
8. Education
9. Healthcare
10.Judiciary
11. Human rights
12. Inter Ethnic relationship
13. Transportation system
14. Productivity(Goods we export)
15. Standard of living
16. Cost of living
17. Access to bank loans
18. Country's database
19. Speed regulation amidst good/bad roads
20. Customer service in offices
21. Airports/Airplanes
22. Availability of Fuel
23. Recognition of talents
24. Our international passport
25. Oil spillage


Quote me only if you have any

And bros, abi na woman you be, what have you contributed to the country so far?

So them just jump on the road without proper arrangement/plan? No wonder the high number of jobless youth in town. Brainless move. But then, na Benue Students sha...those guys aren't different from hooligans (from personal expi)

Just say " all Nigerian female artistes" because u practically just listed all our R&B femcees. This is a whack piece. Whatever is wrong with "2 best female vocalists" so that a debate is generated? Or top 3 vocalists etc...
Inability to stretch ones brains or do a deeper research is always the cause of listing "top 10s" out of 10 and a half.

50-50 name distribution no cheating

Iamthewatcher:
I met my fiancee some few yrs ago. I've agreed to marry her but there are factors I still want to give a final consideration before signing the dotted lines. These are:

1. She is not literate but willing to go to school. I never dreamt of marrying an illiterate when I, myself is a graduate. Her waec result is nothing to write home about. In fact she wasted her time in secondary school as far as I'm concerned and when I asked her why she was such an olodo, she quickly blamed those she lived with. She said because she was more or less a maid then, she hadn't much time for her studies and that's why she failed woefully. When I met her, her use of english was zero and I had to exert much effort to bring her to the level where she could converse freely with me at least in english. She retook her ssce and credited all subjects except math.

2. She's 2yrs and 3months older than me. Some argue that a woman will age first when older and that's the reason men go for younger women or at worst, their age mates.

3: She sometimes feel inferior to me cos' of my literacy and polished way of going about my stuff.

4. She has a fat tummy. This I perceived to be an upshot of her eating habit before I met her. Can you believe that it was when I started staying close to her that I discovered that she doesn't drink water after eating. Maybe she does that very much later. She was an expert in devouring meat with her friends and never exercised. I also had to teach her to drink water first thing in the morning before taking breakfast. I discovered that her mouth was always dry as a result of this disgusting lifestyle. If she wants to have a word with me in low tone, I do perceive some offensive odours from the mouth sometimes. All this are changing slowly now cos' a damage of so many years can't just be corrected overnight. I'm putting much effort into rearing her cos' she's a wife material.

There are one or two other drawbacks I won't like to go into now as the aforementioned factors are the ones that baffle me the most. I sometimes get so annoyed and start abusing her. But she also has her good sides that even attracted me to her which are:

1. She is well-mannered.
2. She can cook very well.
3. She is very hospitable.
4. She's very respectful.
5: She's pretty and fair.
6. She's a wife material.
7. She's reserved.

The crux here is that we are presently, not on the same page as far as being learned and refined is concerned and I want to marry someone who'll be very refined as well. Though we stay as friends but I feel she doesn't measure up.
So my people, if you were in my shoes, can you go ahead and marry her despite these bad sides??
Pls and pls, helpful comments will suffice.

With the bolded, you can't have a happy home with her. You ll bully her. You are a bully already

Lol. Bros one of their staff is here on NL, as u don plan set the warehouse ablaze, u don implicate yourself. You are now being monitored.

But na wah o. So, noodles self no dey sell again?

Is that the notorious "axe-headed Madume" in the old literature "The Concubine "?

Charliewyt:
If ROTIMI AMAECHI could confidently told the senate that HE had never collected bribe from anybody, then I will not be suprise if ORUBEBE tells the CCT that HE had never collected aswel.

Bros ur grammar worry o

That guy na punching bag. Lol. Original Ghana bread

Bros, u know whether na wetin she use kill her husband be that? Kontinue, ur days don get MTN number

Jollyjoy:
I can use my phone to make money..

To check pregnancy status


to track calls

Sounds like you get pregnant every month. What job do u do pls?