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Cute? Yeah!
Sexy? Hell na.

Darken Rahl, Darken Rahl, Darken Rahl...
I found myself rooting for him to defeat that sappy Richard.
The evil aura, the way he delighted in darkness and his extraordinary bad nature made him uber sexy..
If he was real, I would have turned evil just for him.
Whew! Thats my fav movie villain y'all.

Difference between Blue Ivy and your typical one year old is money. How she no go grow like agric fowl when she is eating and having the best things money can offer?

What a shabby looking cover!

^^ Trap or not, it shouldnt have warranted the insult hurlings. For us to even be considered in such a situation should tell you that there are people who value this nation.
Everything should not be labelled as a conspiracy by the US, its getting old.

obo389:
Lmao!
In ur dreams

Dibiachukwu: Bullsh'it

Amanyanabo: This is a joke right

Akshow: like seriously? are the koreans freaking nut?

Just because you choose to degrade, denigrate and devalue your country doesnt mean others should do same. If you lot are too blind to see the worth of your country, try not to make jest of those who have the eyes to see the capabilities of what this great African country can do.
Nigeria isnt as bad as you may want to believe.

Mummy Koko, she always knows wats up.

Op its not fair oh!
Please if you have another brother besides the first one, wait let that one "nyash" her before deciding to marry her. After all in Africa, it is said a woman marries the entire family.

The World is surely coming to an end.
#insert sarcasm here#

I see myself as a christian, in my heart I am a muslim but love is my religion, love is my faith.
Maitama Sule

Thank you so much Op. Never knew we had such a rich history.
My God what went wrong?

Did she actually wear those clothes on the red carpet Or she was photoshopped there?
And I thought marriage was an upgrade.

Shinwe Achebe LOL!!!!!

[quote author=huni_naija]Just one tyre? Her trainer is too lenient, if i was her trainer she would balance two of those tyres on her yansh! Whilst holding a bucket of water..

No pain no gain! Werk! [/quote]Chai! Pls dont forget she's a woman despite her size.

RIP Sir!!! A peace you richly deserve.
We shall continue the struggle for that Nigeria you dream of.
Adieu!!

To be able to survive in this country , you just have to find the jokes in things like this or you risk having high BP or coming up insane. The rulers obviously know that Nigerians cannot do a thing which makes them take such deranged decisions bordering on insanity.
What a country!

Surprised that he hasn't set up a committee yet.

Constantly shifting the goal post to suit them. We are almost getting to 2015 and he's still promising stable power supply.
He really learned good from IBB, our own Maradona.

Mtcheeew..... See me thinking she stripped down only for me to see this.

This topic is 50 shades of eewwwww!!!
Absolutely gross!

LOL!! You got me there OP. Nice one.

Well he isnt saying anything we dont already know.

Why is nairaland the only site carrying this news?
Source pls

Noooo....
Pls God dont let this be true! That man has taken enough bashings to last him a generation.
Anyway sha 7up is a reputable company or so I think. Dont think their creative department has run outta ideas to join in the fray.

legendiva: ;DLol wetin be dis? Does it mean d girl eats alone and does not give him food 2eat or she's making dat drink 4him so dat he'll get fat like her? Abeg I need an answer. Lolz

Nah! She's mixing drinks to give him strength to continue with their bedroom activities.
@OP LMAO!! Its obvious the man has been giving without receiving. That smile on her face shows she knows where those drinks will eventually end up.

Samuel L. Jackson lookalike is so on point.

k4kenny: Can't really see any resemblance between kim k and d cat :/

That isnt a cat, its a raccoon.

I bet she had Nairaland dudes in mind - guyz that can eja.culate to anything that looks remotely feminine - when she made her sex symbol statement.

Aww, Lil Tunechi is in coma because of drugs.
In other news, the Atlantic is an ocean.

^^ From the little I know about children that age, every object they see is put into their mouth so one cannot really blame the parent. Besides what was a used condom doing in the kids play area?
This story is really gross and I hope the Mom sues them for what its worth.

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I am only surprised that Tonto Dike isn't there.
A very distasteful cover by the way because I dont know of any right thinking gurl who walks around with her panties hanging loose. Just when you thought you have seen it all....
In the Immortal words of Mr. Cork.... "We Gives Up"