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fortknox1: "Where you at" or "Were you at".
Just asking...

Its "Were you at".
Will try to attend someday, hopefully they don't end it by then.

Yippeee! Another tribal war in the making.

Toilet roll

;DLOL @ Correct Beating

Its only recently I have been moving close to my dad. When I was much younger the very sight of him terrified me. Dad was really very strict. There were sometimes I prayed he just left us and never came back, thank God he never answered my prayer.
Looking back I know he did those things out of love but I wished I had the relationship my sister presently has with him. She can walk up to my dad and say anything on her mind, she even asks him to buy her sanitary pad sumfin I would never do in a million years.
Dad encourages me now to talk to him about anything, sometimes I do and sometimes I dont because subconsciously, the fear is still there.
But still that fear doesnt take away anything because I love him to bits and pieces.

This one na ogbologbo in the making.
All round cute story.

Dont know about some of the laws but no.6, The Law of Encounters, is so true.[quote author=Sisi_Kill]Lmao. ...what about the Laws of Babies?

It's when you want them to do something. ...After you have called everyone and their mama to come and see, they do the opposite.

Can't count how many times I have fallen into that trap. [/quote]Oh gosh Ma Mum is so fond of doing this. Lawd knows how many times I cringe inwardly to see everyone standing there expecting the baby to do the "special thing" and he doesnt. How embarassing even though Mum doesnt seem to mind.

Is this the name for it? A coursemate of mine is involved in this. She keeps a space in the hostel, which she hardly use, in case of those times her parents come to see her. She also goes as far as introducing him to everyone as her husband and calls him that too.
Bish is extremely jealous of him and woe betides any girl who so much as smile at him.
I agree with all your points there poster, I hardly hear about any success story from this type of arrangement. Nice write up

This is really a horror flick.[quote author=rick.ross]I really really want to know, why do people do drugs? Is cocaine sweet like sugar? I cant even smoke cigar talkless of coke...[/quote]There are reasons why people do drugs. I'll list some:
1. Peer Pressure; wanting to seem cool among your mates and not to be the odd one out.
2. Using it to escape from unpleasant circumstances going on in ones life.
3. Some do it out of curiousity because of the "hype" they must have heard about it.
4. Some do drugs to rebel against society or authority.
The sad thing is once they get hooked, its almost impossible to quit.

Why are people so surprised? To all those shouting about revolution please let us hear word. Its because the government knows the people wont do anything that is why it keeps on doing things like this.
In more civilized climes, the government would have been overthrown if they did stuff like this but here we foam and rant at the mouth and in a week's time forget everything. So why wont they use us as football since Nigerians are renowned for their ability to easily forget.
Evil thrives when good men sit down and do nothing.

mydi: u,re jst a dumba$$ lukin 4 cheap attention. even a brea$tfeedin baby has more mental capacity dan u. u seriously shld take pple advice nd jst kil urself cos u're WORTHLESS!

This $hit written by an idiat who said I was GNAWING on Taylor Lautner when I said Fawning. Your IQ must be that of a retard for you not to know the difference. Or maybe you GNAW on the boys you like.
tsk! tsk! Aww po lil tink tink..... Coming on MY thread tew seek for attention. Hurt cause I called you a charge & bail wannabe and this is the babyish rant you could pull up? "Kill yourself"
You obviously are mad cause no one gives a hoot about your existence.... Lucky for me I dont know what that is. But I can help out a fool like you cause I am generous.
So now you got the attention, run along and think of doing something with your miserable existence. And try not to come for me cause I'll drag you across this site and you are gonna be looking like the toilet paper with skid marks.

Kslib: You must be the dumbest goat that ever lived.. What's wrong in my post?? It's just a stylish way of saying it must make frontpage.. Or is it too hard for your tokunbo damged expired condemned rotten smelly smelly dumb brain to understand...
Well,on the part of the "never do well group" you placed me under,all i have to say is that this is a faceless forum,so enjoy the fun.. Dont be surprised if you or any of your relatives are feeding/living comfortably cos of my contribution to the society,just maybe...
I strongly advice you to stop using your anus to think and using your brain to poo.. The reverse should be the case...
For you to link frustration to my post clearly shows how frustrated your life is.. Out of the abundance of the heart,the mouth speaketh... Dont loose hope bro,Gods time is the best....

Chai!!! Alll this for one person?

^^ LMAO! Some people can be mean.
Poster the symptoms you exhibited are those akin to contact dermatitis. You are obviously reacting to something. Visit any reputable pharmacy for help.

Poster gurlfriend don wash put.... Thats why the guy no fit think straight.
Make una no blame am

The exchange of insults is really hilarious.
I am sure the poster must be laughing real hard cause he just played you guyz

[quote author=uj_sizzle]OP your post suggests that you are afraid to take on responsibilities. If that's right then I'll simply say you don't need to be scared, simply put off the tv, stay away from your cartoons and remember that the dude who created the Peter Pan story is a multi millionaire(or is it billionaire)![/quote]I don't shy away from responsibilities, been the first of four siblings can do that to you. Even though knowing that I would be taking on more responsibilities for myself and future is quite frightening.
As for me giving up cartoons, it seems that would be one of the things I have to sacrifice so as to be called an adult.
Sumthings really suck

safarigirl: you need not seem aggressive, it was you who asked for opinions, surely you didn't expect everyone to agree with you. One need not look far to realise you're a girl, your problem isn't that you'll soon have to cater for a family so you're no dude. My dear, if you were in America you'd be thinking of all the parties you can finally go to and booze, life starts at 21 there. Your age being a problem is probably cuz you're not yet responsible for yourself or anyone. I'm 18, and I'm definitely not 'rockin' squat, can't wait to be 'old' enough to do stuff I've always thought I could do if I was 'old' e.g stay out late without explaining. You need to reply people with some semblance of maturity, lest you appear as a spoilt, vain, mediocre, arrogant person, I'm not trying to degrade your person, just ma 2 kobo. If you neva dey use botox or you never reach for br3a5t augmentation, you never old

Thanks even though some peeps can be annoying, I'll keep to your advice.

outrage: I cant believe this craap made front page

Don't be mad, I could actually share how you can get there too. Buh its going to cost yew. Information aint cheap

mydi: and 2 fink dis made front page! are u sure u ain't turnin 15, because dis one dat u will be gnawin over tayor lautner @20, sumtin is wrong wit u. dat guy is 20 nd already a model nd a successful actor. am jst 19 nd am a 200l law student. u really need 2 grow up nd start finkin abt ur future instead of bein a bitch.

I am suppose to clap for you because you are a law student? You pompous charge & bail doofus are really the same everywhere. I already have my plans for the future written down & FYI I am a 300l student. So miss me with that lawyer $hit.
By the way here's a seat for you to sit that a$$ on \__

YAAAY!! I made front page!!! ~runs into tejuosho market~

Despite the compliment, these peepz couldn't resist inserting a few insults.
Out of all the countries listed there, we were the only one whose tainted image was highlighted.

That her reality show is sooo boring. Watched the first episode on Africa magic and I am so through with it.
By the way which A+++ star (as Omo T is touted to be) in the west has a reality tv show.
She sure got it right when she said she thought reality shows are for stars at the tail end of their career.
But no hating, get your money "Omosexy".

@Op
Are you for real? Do you think its only Jesus who is referred to as lord or saviour?
Haven't you ever heard of the lords in Britain. So if I were to walk up to one of them and as a form of greeting call him my lord, does it mean I am blaspheming?
Go look at the definition of saviour and you would see its not totally unfounded calling him that. Hell, someone who saves you from something that might otherwise be injurious or harmful to you is your saviour even though we don't call it as such here.
Jamie didnt say anything blasphemous, he just used the English vocabulary in a way that might be pretty hard to grasp if one isnt a ................

There is no such thing as a 20million pound tea. The issue has to do with Starbucks dodging the payment of tax in England. And I believe the amount being touted is what they owe, not really sure but you can google it.

This would be laudable if the money will be used exactly as it is budgeted but.... Na Naija we dey.
We keep borrowing and extending the repayment plan into the future when most of this doofus will be taking the deep sleep.
This is how unborn generations are enslaved.

GenBuhari: Nigerian youths are too timid. They would probably wait and watch until their entire futures are stolen and wasted.
US would soon stop buy our crude oil and oil may run out and become worthless, then what would be left for future generations?
I still cannot understand why they stopped the fuel protests.

It is very unfortunate.

Which fuel protests?
Do you mean that jamboree held early this year where people went to listen to popular musicians who came to "entertain them " while pretending to be protesting?
Look at the current protest going on in Egypt, compare, and you will see that that fuel "protest" was a shameful charade.
@Op
I dont think you should hold your breath for any revolution or else.... The youths have become totally complacent just like sheeps and have also developed an immunity towards all the atrocities committed here that if committed elsewhere would have right thinking citizens bringing the government to its knees.
They justify their complacency & docility with "we leave everything to God". Or in a modified version - God Dey. How I detest this word.

I totally agree with the CBN governor. We run a very expensive democracy in this part of the world and its crippling us. How do we ever hope to be developed when we spend 70% of our budget paying goddamn salaries? How in the world can a nation join the G-20 in 2020 when only 30% of the budget is spent on capital projects?
Its frigging amusing & also sad when a common commissioner has special assistants, senior special assistants, senior assistants, special advisers, assistants in his payrole. If only a commissioner has this set of people advicing him, then imagine how many the governor has. Only a môrôn will need that amount of people to advice him on something that he could easily use his common sense to resolve. And I wont be surprised if most of them are môrons.
Nigeria is a freaking joke!

tutee1000: Nigeria needs about 20 million housing units to optimally satisfy its citizens (minister for housing, 2012). Any move to provide more housing accommodation is highly welcomed.

Sorry to burst your bubble but this mega city isn't about providing housing for the populace. If the average nigerian cannot afford to get a house in Abuja that isn't a megacity, how will they be able to do so in this proposed city?

Didn't know dude was married let alone having kids with that very childish naija ninja stunts he pulls.
His kids are beautiful, ditto for the wife.

@ Op
You left out his age.
And this happie buffdae threads are just too.....