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Politics / Re: House Approves Tinubu’s Request For N500billion on Palliatives by Demonicide(f): 3:02pm On Jul 13, 2023
Karlman:
Just hoping its not an election recovery fund for President Bulaba and his Conmen!

Or they end up using it to store indomie and rice in their warehouses in lagos!

This is exactly what came to my mind.

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Family / Re: Lady Reunites With Her Twin Brother After They Were Separated At A Young Age by Demonicide(f): 4:33am On Jul 12, 2023
izonborn098:
I feel the pains of the boy sha.
Is like the boy was living with his mother, while the girl was living with the father, because men are very good in taking care of their kids especially my type.
Though the union is very very touching, the boy should follow his father and leave the wretched mother who is turning him to a bush boy.

Lwkmd. The boy don turn to bush boy finish.
Celebrities / Re: May Yul Edochie Begins Divorce Proceedings Against Her Husband, Yul Edochie by Demonicide(f): 2:05pm On Jul 11, 2023
Freshtruth:
Make this woman rest them dey devorce for Nigerian marriage just pack your load and leave no dey disturb us with your drama madam. Abeg rest

She no disturb you with her drama, na bloggers dey carry the thing for head. Sotey dem carry the matter come NL.

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Education / Re: Aminat Yusuf: LASU Best Student Takes Her Parents To Governor Sanwo-Olu (Video) by Demonicide(f): 12:21am On Jul 07, 2023
FreeStuffsNG:
She is 100% made in Yorubaland. Edo state can have your ilks who do not understand or speak Yoruba abeg. They can have and enjoy your type who waste their brain on internet board whatever. Amina Yusuf is our own. She is made in Lagos and Yorubaland. Like the best candidate in JAMB, she is our product. Made in Yorubaland!

If you want the best education and character, come to Yorubaland and learn.
We are open to recieve those who love us, the land, the culture and are ready to respect teachers, elders, leaders and LEARN like an Omoluabi!

Don't you guys get tired of all these madness. Youruba this, Igbos this... Ko kin sun yin Ni?

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Romance / Re: Danny Zara Sets To Break The Guinness Book Of Record For The Longest Sex by Demonicide(f): 7:44pm On Jul 06, 2023
SyrusdeHansome:


Not fake news. De werey girl is one of my facebook frnds.
Will dey show it live or what?
Celebrities / Re: "Ifeanyi Adeleke Was A Girl" - Kemi Olunloyo by Demonicide(f): 3:29pm On Jun 29, 2023
MikeBetty:
where are you from? Are you Igbo to spew this trash? If you are onye Igbo, you deserve 30 lashes. Ifeanyi is not and can never be unisex. Ifeanyi is short name for Ifeanyichukwu. Which woman dey answer Ifeanyichukwu for your village?

Olodo rabata Ni e. It's a unisex name. Don't you know the meaning of ifeanyichukwu? The name is mostly used by men that is why it make it seem like its meant for boys only.
Nairaland / General / Re: What Was It Like Growing Up In The 80s And 90s In Lagos by Demonicide(f): 11:20pm On Jun 26, 2023
BigBlackPreek:
There was this popular American TV program"PASSION" I use to it watch around 2002 , I was 10 at that year.

The main subjects of the program was a kid boy staying with his strict granny

She was so tough on him that she hardly let him play with other kids outside their house

The boy do get upset many times and granny wasn't given in at all.

Very interesting program for kiddies way back then

The granny should be around 65-70 at that time and kid boy should be between 9 and 11.

How time flies

That should be Timi and Tabitha(witch). Timi is late now. Passion and Ms Parker were my fave in the early 20's
Politics / Re: My Friend Got Tired Making Money From Fuel Subsidy, Begged President To Stop It by Demonicide(f): 11:08pm On Jun 26, 2023
Babatunjo:
I am typing this with tears in my eyes.
Nigeria is gone.
I supported Tinubu but the analysis I am hearing recently is very sad.

Subsidy was started to put money in the hands of the big men of those days, subsidy is also being removed now to put more money in the hands of the rich and big men of Nigeria of today.

Such a sad situation for my nation and the masses who are so gullible.

Watch closely and you will see clearly the game called Nigeria.


It's sad.

You said you supported Tinubu. You are aswell gullible as the people you mentioned.
Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom Assembly To Induct Hilda Baci Into Hall Of Fame by Demonicide(f): 5:44pm On Jun 24, 2023
Ogene001:
This is how to know low achiever tribes. They over celebrate little things. Guinness world records wey plenty people don break before
Na real low achiever tribe. This efik ppl baffles me no be small.
Travel / Re: Please What Are The Chances Of A 40 Year Old Man Relocating Abroad? by Demonicide(f): 5:31pm On Jun 24, 2023
NotATroll:
I am single and a Quantity Surveying graduate.
My budget is 4m.
What are my options pls?
Any country apart from African and Asian
Thank you

You can try newzealand

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Politics / Re: The Tinubu That Attended Chicago State University Is Female” - Atiku To Tribunal by Demonicide(f): 2:13pm On Jun 23, 2023
Image123:
They should have asked Reno. He wasted a lot of money on this fruitless journey.

He didn’t make any enquiry he went their to snap pictures and post on s.media.

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Family / Re: Happy 50th Wedding Anniversay To My Parents. by Demonicide(f): 3:31am On Jun 19, 2023
gaby:


Ha you take know...na Bendel woman oooh...
I talk am na so my gran take born 13 too. 11 survived

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Family / Re: Happy 50th Wedding Anniversay To My Parents. by Demonicide(f): 1:07am On Jun 19, 2023
gaby:


grin

If you know wetin the wife body don go through as per childbearing, you go understand...lol

She went through it 13 times but 10 surviving.
She be uhrohbo ni way she kan born plenty like my gran.
Celebrities / Re: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by Demonicide(f): 7:58pm On Jun 10, 2023
KennethEnyi:




everybody has an opinion and everybody can see whatever the Bleep they want. If he says that she’s ugly then maybe she is ugly in this eyes (and she’s so ugly in a lot of peoples eyes mostly because she’s yoruba)

A lot of people’s eyes because she’s Yoruba. This is ridiculous.
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by Demonicide(f): 4:09am On Jun 10, 2023
Rayban25:
Emefelie was to be sacked long ago and not suspended.

And he should arrest buhari also because emefiele didn't act on his own..buhari has too much blood on his hands

You over make sense no be small.
Politics / Re: DSS Arrests Suspended CBN Gov, Godwin Emefiele by Demonicide(f): 4:07am On Jun 10, 2023
Ezeama400:
Bola is a bloody coward !!!

You are arresting a man that took an instruction from his Boss, if Emefle was acting against the directives of the presidency, they would have stopped him

Godwin didn't act on his own.. Arrest Buhari ist..

Tinubu has started creating enemies across Nigeria starting from SS region..

South south leaders will respond at the proper time ...

Let the drug lord flex muscle small while it lasts..
His unfortunate rodents should not fly to my mention like house flies

Some folks still don’t understand why Baba T intend to put that man in jail…It seems is only you that understands the drift.
Celebrities / Re: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by Demonicide(f): 7:08pm On Jun 09, 2023
Kenneth10110:


What's the name of the beautiful lady you post

Your Vaseline don set? grin
Celebrities / Re: Simi Almost Denied Entry Into Passport Office For ‘Indecent Dressing’ by Demonicide(f): 6:58pm On Jun 09, 2023
Infolenka:
Ugly girl with micky mouse voice. All these below average celebs thinking they are special with their below average looks, and clowns are following them on social media and worshipping them. Rubbish.

See the definition of a beautiful woman below, forget all these overhyped Nigeria celebrities. Don't let all these ugly girls force you into changing your natural perception of a beautiful woman

Ewu!!! just say you have predilections for light skin women with big blest simple. One man’s puff puff is another man’s kpomo. And stop calling somebody’s wife ugly.

You that have a sonorous voice what have you even done with it? Local champion bragging like a super star.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Canada Wildfires: Millions Advised To Mask Up Due To Intense Smoke by Demonicide(f): 2:07pm On Jun 09, 2023
mariahAngel:
It is amazing how such wild fires occur in the cold western countries, and hardly ever happen even in the hot sub saharan African countries.

It’s summer already. There a lot of tress,grassland, flowers etc everywhere. some people died of heat in US last year. Last year’s heat was mad I almost got roasted. We’re talking about 103°F plus
Celebrities / Re: Iyabo Ojo Slammed With ₦18M Tax By Lagos Government by Demonicide(f): 10:16pm On Jun 05, 2023
Blackdeewhy:
I think they are getting back at you for supporting Obi.
God dey your side mama💝

The support wey she support Obi no reach belle, na because of the Ibo man gbola way she dey enjoy make her display that shit…

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Travel / Re: How Do People Survive In Nigeria? by Demonicide(f): 9:57pm On Jun 05, 2023
Opurumiri:


You're a bloody attention seeker! Why not get in the next available flight to where you came from. Mugu!!!!

You feel pained. Damn! I can relate. What a pity.
Travel / Re: Two Passenger Trains Derail In Eastern India. 280 Dead, 900 Injured by Demonicide(f): 3:11pm On Jun 03, 2023
omoadeleye:
Damn.

R.I.P to the deceased.

We don't pray for this in Nigeria.

Cause some people of perdition won't let the whole world rest,

They have started doing DAY 1, DAY 2 DAY...4

Nigeria will surely be great again.

Amen, but was Nigeria ever great?
Education / Re: Russia University Introduces Yoruba Language & Others by Demonicide(f): 4:24am On Jun 03, 2023
simfrost90210:
Igbo nko? grin

It’s being incorporated into Chinese syllabus. Rest abeg!!
Politics / Re: Tinubu’s Daughter, Folasade, Updates Twitter Bio, Adds ‘First Daughter Of FRN’ by Demonicide(f): 2:27am On Jun 01, 2023
pandoragirigory:
Nice one , God bless the daughter of Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu Jagaban the Eze-Chukwu of Igbo land

Your mumu na natural aswear
Politics / Re: The Moment Datti Ahmed Opened Car Door For Peter Obi (Video) by Demonicide(f): 2:24am On Jun 01, 2023
LajaLaba:
But you IBOs can call other people failure right?clowns

Anybody against APC is now Igbo? Ozuor
Politics / Re: The Moment Datti Ahmed Opened Car Door For Peter Obi (Video) by Demonicide(f): 4:54pm On May 31, 2023
Resurrection212:
Two failure.

People that are far far better than your parents combined together nai you dey call failure. Who even in your papa for your local government? You this I-diotic entity.
Politics / Re: Remi And Bola Tinubu's Dance Moves (Photo) by Demonicide(f): 7:35pm On May 30, 2023
taylor88:
Most times I imagine how Tinubu face go be if he wan cum during sex

He go resemble monkey

Bad belle dem don take xes swear for you. You no see better thing imagine na xes.

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Travel / Re: Can NECO Be Used In Getting Admission In Canada by Demonicide(f): 5:40am On May 26, 2023
holyboss:
Hi, sorry to disturb you.
I wanted to ask if you eventually scale through with NECO for admission into Canada Universities.

I would appreciate a summary of your expertise in this regard.

I didn’t apply to any Canadian university though. It was USA I applied to, 0- level wasn’t one of the criteria for MSc applicants. If you making use of your NECO cert, make sure it’s evaluated.
Romance / Re: Why all men clearly prefer Lightskin females! by Demonicide(f): 11:47pm On May 22, 2023
No be yansh again, now na light skin? What do you guys really want?

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TV/Movies / Re: Osas Ighodaro Wins AMVCA 2023 Best Actress In A Drama, Movie Or Tv Series by Demonicide(f): 4:52pm On May 21, 2023
nonny1212:
Wetin she act wey make am win am. I smell ojoro o

She dey try sha
Health / Re: Man Dies Hours Before His Flight To The UK For His Masters Programme by Demonicide(f): 4:50pm On May 21, 2023
Seagodess:
You guys should keep joking with demonic powers.. you better get closer to God for your own good.. the demonic world go finish una.. when they tell you guys to live a righteous life and be prayerful you will start comparing yourselves to bill gate and the likes.. you don't know this is Africa.

Wetin dey pursue us for Africa different from wetin dey pursue white people. But our brothers no go understand.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tobi Bakre Wins AMVCA Best Actor In A Drama, Movie Or Tv Series by Demonicide(f): 11:13pm On May 20, 2023
kokoA:
This guy wey no Sabi act.

I think say na only me notice.

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