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^^^^Esp if you are having unprotected sex.

Still March 31 here , so back to you.

It's not yet April 1 here so back to yaa

And in case the OP is wondering, my lady is not in nairaland, neither does she know my identity ( not that I am hiding it). I don't say anything here to impress her or out of fear. She trusts me well enough to do my thing and vice versa. Thats what you buy with trust. Trust I will never betray.

Funny how crooks and dishonest people think everyone is like them. I operate on a principle of treat others like you want to be treated. I wouldn't like my lady to cheat on me, so I respect her by not cheating on her. It's what works for trust in my relationship.

Watch the kind of men you date.

I don't cheat so pls speak for yourself.

ditch her. She doesn't respect you anymore.

^^^^^^ especially one that is fat and ugly.

Mr Chima:
Sharp guy. Chop knuckles three times.

LOL at automatic transfer of ownership.
If he puts his hand on my woman( assuming she was totally against it), I will haul his ass away. If it gets into a fight, I will fight definitely. When I do, the fight ends when he is down, or I am out stone cold. If my ass gets whoooped big time, so be it. If she automatically transfers ownership to him, good riddance to her.

Mr Chima is the real deal. Mrs Chima is just too ashamed to admit it in public

Is the girl your ex or current? DId you start smth with the asian b4 you fiinished with the current/ex gf? If so, stick with the asian. You are meant for each other.

It takes at least five minutes for the cops to get there. I should stand and watch b4 the cops get there? No thank you.

Take your time out to be single and enjoy it. Right now, you are jobless, and with lack of direction. You will not add quality to any man's life and as such, you will hold no value to him as a wife except a baby maker. You are looking for a cheap way to survive by having a man take care of your needs while you have his babies. In future you would question why he doesn't give a hoot about you.

Getting back with your ex isn't a smart move. A lot of water has passed that bridge. So move on. Look for someone else that will love and cherish you. Take time to know and love the person. At 29, you are almost at the 1/3rd part of your life. Don't compromise the rest. Don't be desperate.

The female response na war o . Ladies men are just men. You can't win every fight. There will be times your backside gets whooped so badly that even Jesus will look down with pity on you.

I will not get into a fight to impress a lady. While I do not believe in getting into a fight because of a girl, there are occasions where it is unavoidable. Like someone assaulting my own girl in front of me, and she is powerless to defend herself. I will defend her and if I get my backside whooped, so be it.

I'm a minute man.   I put in quality 60 seconds

She is not that into you. She probably has another guy who she prefers but the dude is not ready to tie the knot. You are the plan B since she wants to get married, no to you tho.
She is not wearing your ring tells you she is ashamed to be seen engaged to you or she doesn't want someone (see first paragraph) to know she is dating or engaged to you.
If you can find a way or proving any of the above true, don't even try working it out with her. Drop her like she's hot.

Sort out yourself before going into any relationship

Invite your girlfriend and her sister to your room. When your gf is looking away, force a kiss on the sister. When your gf comes in, she will join the action for a three some.

Haaa Nope. she will always live on in my heart.

ssemire:
it might be but i have tried other guys and they do not even come close. i keep trying but what do i do? we didnt even break up cos of anything serious like another girl or infidelity. we broke up cos we are in two different countries and while i intend going back to naija, he wants to remain in his arab country

Your relationship couldn't survive the long distance. That's the person you are willing to give up everything for if he whistles? I believe if you want smth bad enough, you will do whatever it takes to get it. Nyways don't worry about other guys not measuring up. You first have to stop comparing - thats tough tho. The right man for you will show up eventually.

ssemire:
i am in a relationship at the minute. but if my ex tells me to come back, i will be there with the speed of light. i still love him and will give up anyone for him

Thats sad. If you really think abt it, he will only ask you back out of last resort (after another breakup or heartbreak). You might get your man but you will be backup. It will eat you deep inside

@ nonamementioned
I'm sure your husband knows how you roll. After all he married an ugly fat lady no one else wants. Smart choice cos he feels secure that way.

because the bad guys know how to get the good girls

go for ur friends til they leave you for their own men.

Another annoying one

a lady who wants to cheat will cheat. Nothing her hubby can do about it.

So as you can see, you are the one spitting poo.