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It doesn't matter why guys can't control their third leg. What matters is that they can't control it .

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Good job, you are very right. You probably won't be getting anything for a little while but she will turn around.

Never had a fiancee. Srry

It's not a hard thing. I hear it gets easier to take the plunge as u get older. When u r edging closer to 40, its so much easier, you wont even need to fall in love.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=485773.msg6457023#msg6457023 date=1280229960]We have to first find out if your department your babe belongs to?? Either Mami-water (mermaid), whinch (witch) or Ogbanje (pure evil spirit).

Your first test is for mami-water. Next time before your and her start to "mini-mini-wana-wana" fetch a bottle of eva water, cut half of a kolanut and two shots of aromatic schinapps into it, shake vigourously and pour it on her leg. If it turns to a fishes tail, then na mami-water. RUN!![/quote]

Carry your cross jo. Your wife say she no want the guy come watch DSTV, abi na by force? She should be arrested for assault (won't happen anyways) but you better stop that girl from coming over, for her own sake. If she is smart, she will get the message after the razor cut.

It is ridiculous. In Nigeria, politics is not for the poor. What happens to serving the people. Or is it that poor people are not allowed to serve? Na wao, people just buy political offices.
On another note, I can't blame them for doing it that way. It is very expensive to run campaigns and elections. How will a poor person get his message across. Even if the poor person is financed by a rich person or conglomerate, we know what happens with the issue of godfathers in Nigeria.
Nigerians, we get mouth lots. We will all compain and fight and bit*ch about rich people running the political landscape. If a poor person were to run, and ask the people to contribute to his campaign, everyone will hold on fast to their money. Infact, most people will castigate him and say he wants to go and plunder the reserves or have his share of the national cake. So we are stuck with status quo.

Poor guy, you are facing competition from all directions ( both men and women) for your gf. And I didn't need to read it to the end to realise she was screwing someone. At least it wasn't a guy hehehehe

The relationship is over, you both haven't realised it yet.

^^^^ Now that's a true friend.

Mr Deji.Ariyo
can you suck a zimbabwean pus*sy? I know you said you can never suck a nigerian one.

Go for her best friend. You will feel much better.

^^^^ All that has nothing to do with 10 yrs older. Even at 25 yrs old, u expect the man to be at least 35? 30 no do u at that age or u dey find person u go dey call uncle or baba bomboy?

Better leave the girl alone. What part of she has a bf don't u understand? No worry, na so they go dey fucck all ya gfs. I will even give them advice on how to catch her. Useless guy


I hope this contribution is good enof for your small brain. Yeye he-goat.

^^^^ A diplomatic way to say she wants ready made rich men!

Wow, you officially became the dumbest person I ever met. Congrats

It's even better, you hv nothing on her as she is done with you now. Time for her to move on and find another mugu who still has some money left.

I think the ladies are just cheap. I get the feeling some of them go thru the hoops to get the BB and ping themselves just to avoid paying the extra kobo that comes with text messaging.

It's boring when there is no problem. Bad for business

Did you address the part where she goes to the other guy's room or make her swear by that bible that nothing has happened between her and the other guy. Cos if u did not address the problem itself, you just postponed the evil day.

I have one basic rule when I break up with a woman. I go for someone who is prettier than her everyway. It might be a rebound or not but it sure makes me feel better. And if I break up with the new one, I go for someone who is prettier and better than the last one. At least for the last 10 yrs or so, every girl I hv dated have always looked better than the last. The ex gets to be the jealous one. Moreover that way you can always tell yourself that the girl you are with now is the prettiest you hv ever dated .

why can't the poster just come out straight and tell the guy "mess ME NOW"

Case dismissed. Instead she comes to nl to complain her smart (maybe not so smart) bf is avoiding blue balls! Useless!!!!

Not anymore. It took the last one off the dating market

Take a nice break from her, maybe a month or so, to reassess your feelings for her. I understand when you say it is not about her being a virgin, but about her lying and deceiving you. She even tried to keep it up after you guys had sex (hoping you are a mugu and can't tell), and later claimed rap*e. I think she is still lying. That is also the first flag of a cheater ryt there. Probe some more, there is more to this girl than meets the eye.

On the marriage side, if she has other qualities that can make u a good marriage partner for you, you should consider it first. But first take that break and see if you can start all over.


Damn, I just can't stand liars and lying women

SA Lady:
@Poster let me see if I heard you correctly. What you are trying to say is that 9 years age difference is ok for a relationship but not ok for marriage?

yeah the poster doesn't seem smart to me either! Except of course she is a gold digger or aristo babe, then it makes sense

You can't play her games anymore. Good chance she's done him already but can't afford to leave u for some reason. Otherwise, I promise you it is just a matter of time. It has happened to me before and I was a total mugu abt it even tho I wasn't comfortable with it then. But I have learnt from my mistakes big time.

So guy get a grip on your relationship. Be the man, stop all the testing and BS suspicions u r doing. Tell her in simple fact, you do not want to see her in his room again( and of course, not in her room). That is, you do not want to see them together again. Else you walk, no questions asked nor apologies offered or accepted.  That is it. You don't hv to let things happen b4 u take action. It's either she chooses the other guy or u.

If you are going to let them be friends for any reason, they should meet in public places where people know you all can see them and assess whats btw them. Or maybe she hangs out with him only when you are there. What ever the case is, no behind the door meetings. Geez she keeps a guy company while he sleeps but leaves you to sleep alone. C'mon Dude!

Only on the condition its cash only

Remind yourself that you deserve the best things in life. Do this all the time when it is good. When the dark times are there, tell yourself you deserve better and yearn for better.
Of course, don't forget to enjoy the goods too as long as they will last. Afterall if you are believing it won't last, then you got to make it count and not worry abt what might happen.

No you are not normal. You are a deviant.