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CareerRe: Please Just Registered For Acca Dec. Diet, Need Materials by denzel2009: 5:27pm On Jul 05, 2011
Glad to be of help.
TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Chicago That Can Help With Any Job For Green Card Holder by denzel2009: 3:22pm On Jul 05, 2011
omega25red:
To all those suggesting the military, which one of you would actually enlist right now? Just because things are though for the poster doesn't mean he has to sign up for something he doesn't want to do. If it were me that would be the last last last resort
One thing you have to realise is that not everyone that work in the Military are sent to war. For example, he can work for DoD as an administrator or in other capacities, the benefit of this is that he automatically gets security clearance which would eventually open more doors for him in future.
ComputersRe: I Need Win7 Key Activator by denzel2009: 12:32pm On Jul 05, 2011
and if you don't don't know what you are doing, you'll mess up your Master Boot Records or later download Windows update KB971033 and you are back to square one.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 12:18pm On Jul 05, 2011
steve20114ril:
hello and how are u all doin? i have this issue wif my lappy, i cannot browse on a wireless network although i can see the networl but like i said i cannot browse,. i use hp probook 4510s with windows7 ultimate OS. plz someone shd hlp me
If you can see it, do you have the access code?
CareerRe: Please Just Registered For Acca Dec. Diet, Need Materials by denzel2009: 12:04pm On Jul 05, 2011
Someone wants to self destruct lipsrsealed Anyway, you'll get a link to download later in the day.
HealthRe: !!! by denzel2009: 10:09pm On Jul 04, 2011
Go and drink jedijedi herbal drink.
RomanceRe: Can't Understand, I Need Ur Advice Plssssssssssssss by denzel2009: 7:12pm On Jul 04, 2011
upendo 98:
^^ Ok this made me curious. huh
Is it a way of 'cursing'? standing unclothed and holding your left bosom?? AND WHY LEFT!! grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Cos guys are obsessed with the left boobsi, you don't want her to be cursing with the one that they don't suck often.

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=705921.msg8649284#msg8649284 date=1309802241]lol @ laCasera.

Pls be careful of the advise you give this babe abeg--coz she seems ignorant and naive.  The "curse" will probably back-fire or will be a waste of time--coz the guy didn't really do anything to warrant that kind of action.
[/quote]Do you know how long girls have been doing it, if it works there won't men on the surface of the earth anymore. Atleast, we get to see girls throw some nicki minaj rhymes in their bday suit.

190:

You forgot she should stand at the center of 3RD Main land bridge when she na[i]k[/i]ed and swears

so 911 would take her immediately she finish the act cheesy cheesy
I doesn't want her to yamutu now. cheesy
RomanceRe: Can't Understand, I Need Ur Advice Plssssssssssssss by denzel2009: 6:51pm On Jul 04, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=705921.msg8649059#msg8649059 date=1309800459]I apologize for indirectly calling you a maid earlier on ma. But ma, you're still sounding like a maid ma.  

LOL @ "I know my worth." It's pretty evident!

Oh yh what exactly did you gain from the 4-month- relationship? What did the guy have to offer?: I don't mean money-wise.
[/quote]Ask her if she didn't drink a lot of La casera



, do what all your mates do jare.

Go to his place and at the middle of the night get nake[i]d[/i] and hold your left boobsi to curse him.
PoliticsRe: Ajimobi Declares Assets, Has N292.4M In Banks, Owns Houses In US, UK - 2011 by denzel2009: 4:12pm On Jul 04, 2011
Ordinary clerk in Federal ministry of works who is fortunate to be carrying files where Egunje flows regularly can have  houses in UK and US easily.
HealthRe: Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by denzel2009: 3:03pm On Jul 04, 2011
Cuddlemii:
You mean, Have I seen a car that doesn't have a petrol tank?
Yelz, that potbelly is like a fuel tank to run my machine wink
HealthRe: Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by denzel2009: 2:11pm On Jul 04, 2011
Cuddlemii:
your tummy would need body magic, Edmark, Living bitters and Lipo. How can u upload that kind of pix

Im not asking about the aftermath but the effects of drastic weight loss on bosoms.
Have you seen a car doesn't have petrol tank before?
TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Chicago That Can Help With Any Job For Green Card Holder by denzel2009: 2:09pm On Jul 04, 2011
I heard North Dakota has more than enough jobs. Have you considered relocating?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Should The Govt Ban Planking In Nigeria?: Vote by denzel2009: 2:07pm On Jul 04, 2011
That fat dude should be charged for bestiality.
WebmastersRe: Google Launches Google+ To Battle Facebook [pics] by denzel2009: 1:37pm On Jul 04, 2011
favouredjb:
I m so sure zuckerberg wont be resting on his oars
When the time comes to bow out, there's nothing he can do. Remember these ones

Bebo
Blackplanet
Hi5
myspace


So many people are deactivating their facebook accounts everyday, so it's a matter of time before they close shop. However, it would leave an indelible footprint.

BTW, most of the Asians prefer TencentQQ to facebook.
HealthRe: Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by denzel2009: 1:29pm On Jul 04, 2011
Cuddlemii:
Geez! I am not asking about weight loss. I just want to be sure that bosoms wont sag and shrink due to it
Don't worry, that's the job of wonder bra wink
Jobs/VacanciesRe: My Embarrassing Interview Situations You Need To Learn From by denzel2009: 1:27pm On Jul 04, 2011
Mine was some years ago. I went for an interview with a company in Ib, after all said and done the guy asked 'What can you bring to the table'?

I asked 'what table'? No need to explain what happened afterwards.

Lessons learnt over the years:

Always have war stories ( interesting and engaging stories that you're the problem solver, in short a batman)

Maintain eye contact with all the interviewers at intervals when telling your porkies, you don't want to focus on a just one of them and ignore the others.

My secret of maintaining eye contact is to focus on the ridge of the nose.
CultureRe: Translate To Yoruba. by denzel2009: 10:51am On Jul 04, 2011
Good, let's do it.
CrimeRe: My Neighbor Seduced My Wife: Now I'm Plotting To Murder Him. by denzel2009: 7:56am On Jul 04, 2011
I'm sorry but your wife is not smart cos you are not supposed to know. Just move on with your life and family, and don't mistakenly go to your neighbours office.
Technology MarketRe: Pls I Need Dumps(free) On Microsoft 70-680(win 7) by denzel2009: 4:27pm On Jul 03, 2011
For you to pass this MS exam, you have to do a lot of lab practice. That is, install evaluation copy of Windows 7 and try all the samples on the official guide. I used Dan Poulton's book and cbt nuggets and I still almost failed it. That is why it's called a BEAST

It's a very tough exam and no dump will help you here.
WebmastersRe: Google Launches Google+ To Battle Facebook [pics] by denzel2009: 3:20pm On Jul 03, 2011
gbanikiti:
hmmmm! nigerians una sabi argue,why una dey drink chloroquine for another person malaria! whats my business with whatever google or goggle has to offer? whether they are trying to battle facebook or not,its not of my business.i have better things to talk about like boko haram,ministerial screening,super falcons,NLC purpoted strike etc.mtcheeeeew
Be content with your local knowledge. These guys are changing the way you access and make use of information.
WebmastersRe: Google Launches Google+ To Battle Facebook [pics] by denzel2009: 10:09am On Jul 03, 2011
Google+ makes sense. The integration with other google services will ultimately affect facebook. The gmail alone rendered so many hotmail and yahoo email accounts useless, and seeing the circle of friends option on Google+, you can put supposed friends to where they belong. Another good thing is the ability to video chat with a set of people concurrently, this would be beneficial for business meetings and family interactions and could possibly take some users from skype.
RomanceRe: What's Wrong With This Compliment? by denzel2009: 7:45pm On Jul 02, 2011
[quote author=BABE! link=topic=704515.msg8636957#msg8636957 date=1309628969][color=#000099]

Beauty is subjective. Beauty is the eyes of the beholder.[/quote]That na scoliosis of the eyes. tongue



Just apologize and tell her she has internal beauty only.
TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Chicago That Can Help With Any Job For Green Card Holder by denzel2009: 7:25pm On Jul 02, 2011
and you need the Holy Grail of resume writing
TravelRe: Any Nairalander In Chicago That Can Help With Any Job For Green Card Holder by denzel2009: 6:27pm On Jul 02, 2011
Check out http://chicago.craigslist.org/ you should be able to get something from there.
TravelRe: China Opens The World Longest Bridge by denzel2009: 3:32pm On Jul 02, 2011
nebeolis:
ye china can do that , becouse they are guided by there law  which even AMERICAN, UK, OR ANY WESTER WORLD could not[b] penetreat[/b] .every they we read in a paper billions has been stolen ,who stoled it ,i think that person must be in our back yard police knows where they are ,efcc knows where they are icpc knows them but yet noting happen. i want PRESIDENT JONATTHAN TO REMOVE THAT EFCC CHAIRMAN because she don't know what she is doing. it's only when nigeria gorvment aply death panalties for does who take away our money .then nigeria will be geting better
This is serious! Chinko English.
TravelRe: China Opens The World Longest Bridge by denzel2009: 2:22pm On Jul 02, 2011
They are breaking all records right now even the Americans are doffing their hats!

Check out the fastest train in the world.

[flash=400,300]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8iho7xv5BQ[/flash]
CultureRe: If You Can Speak Yoruba, Talk It In Here. Everybody Is Invited! by denzel2009: 1:56pm On Jul 02, 2011
we to be:
Can you translate in the english language, asalat hairun mina naum
You'll have to go to muslim functions like naming ceremony or wedding. There you will see certain people called Aro waaasi, they usually sit beside presiding imams relaying what the imam says in different tunes. wink
HealthRe: Any Doctor Or Scientist, Does Weight Loss Reduce The Bossoms by denzel2009: 12:37pm On Jul 02, 2011
We need to see pictures of before and after.
CultureRe: Translate To Yoruba. by denzel2009: 11:48pm On Jul 01, 2011
Adeniki:
Can you tell me what the tones are on these? Thanks smiley
You'll have to hear my baritone voice for that wink

Adeniki:
May yet take you up on that, wink
Cool!

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