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Forum GamesRe: What Song Are You Really Feeling Now? by denzel2009: 11:29pm On May 20, 2011
On point - Piper ft Dammy Krane
Nairaland GeneralRe: Who Sustains Nairaland? by denzel2009: 5:51pm On May 20, 2011
Taliban
Music/RadioRe: Vector Ft 9ice Angeli by denzel2009: 3:38pm On May 20, 2011
Go on soun Go on soun. . . . te ba pa na ma tan lantern. . .I'm too much e ajuwire. Nice jam!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsene Wenger Needs To Be Sacked. by denzel2009: 3:06pm On May 20, 2011
Martin O'Neill would have done a better job if he is given the same management support AW has.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 12:57pm On May 20, 2011
denzel2009:
Deji,

I don't encourage wiping hard drives. I think the only time you need to wipe a computer is when you want to upgrade or change the OS. I have handled some badass virus in the past few months and I didn't even think of attempting to format the laptops. There are powerful tools these days to get your system back in tip-top shape.

The way I do it is scan with all these

Malwarebytes
superantispyware
hitman pro
combofix
Rkill
Spywareblaster


I have never seen any infected computer or virus that will survive all these attacks. Backing up an infected computer is a bit tricky, all the files backed up are already infected. That means you move infected files into a new install and thats back to square one.

This is just my own way sha.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 3:07pm On May 19, 2011
omega25red:
try this link
http://download.cnet.com/1770-20_4-0.html?query=malwarebytes&platformSelect=Windows&tag=srch%3Ba&searchtype=downloads&filterName=platform%3DWindows&filter=platform%3DWindows

it's called "malwarebytes" click the download and not the buy it. A yellow bar will come down click that and choose download

use another computer to download it on a flash stick and when you start your computer start hitting "F8" before you see the windows logo.
This will give you options as to how you want to login
choose: safe mode with networking
when it comes up install the program. Note that you have to be online so it can be updated
after the update do a quick scan or a full scan if you have time
when its done click show results
then click remove
restart your computer then you should be back to normal
Thanks for being elaborate. @Kandiikane, you can't go wrong with this process unless you have a very stubborn malware.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 12:40pm On May 19, 2011
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 10:26am On May 19, 2011
kandiikane:
Hiya, its me again I was wondering if you can help with an antivirus. My laptop got infected I think by BEST-ANTIVIRUS2010, it is a keylogger from google and it keeps on telling me[i] My computer is infected(it shows all the virus I have) and that I should remove it by buying the MS Tool Removal[/i]

I have had it before and I downloaded kaspersky 30day trial to clean it but now I am without a virus for both my laptop and PC and it has infected my laptop. I tried going on the internet but it is very very slow and I think it disables my laptop's firewall anytime I turn it on.

Help, I was wondering if I can download an antivirus on my PC and put it on a USB stick to transfer on my laptop. Is that possible?

But help me first with a good Anti-virus. Cheers smiley
I'm the master virus blaster wink. What you need to do is cleanse the laptop with Malware bytes anti malware before installing an antivirus. Dont buy any MS tool removal, it's an attempt to further compromise your system.
ComputersRe: Post Your Computer (PC) Troubles Here. by denzel2009: 10:21am On May 19, 2011
Jeophri:
@ zimdrill, are u saying u r dat instead of changing my motherboard, i should by a new one?
Anyways, let me keep my options open. I still need a good place to change the motherboard
If you want to get old very fast, change your motherboard. The MOBO is the heart of computer, there's no point changing it especially on laptops where all the components are integrated. Just buy a new laptop and dispose of that as spares.
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Not Another Pastor Bashing Thread! by denzel2009: 2:28am On May 19, 2011
wesley80:
@Denzel
U arent quite right cos for a business to justify an expense as a biz running cost it has got to pass the WREN test which is that;
The asset was acquired WHOLLY for the biz
It was a REASONABLE purchase
It was bought EXCLUSIVELY for the biz and
it was a NECESSARY purchase
All four tests r required to be passed before a purchase can be allowed as part of running expenses and as such if this criteria were to be used, it wld be impossible to justify the purchase of 4 jets. Not like our tax authorities really wld care anyway.
So tell me how the church jets will not pass the WREN test?
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Not Another Pastor Bashing Thread! by denzel2009: 1:37am On May 19, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=670487.msg8349473#msg8349473 date=1305763889]@koboj and @denzel2009:

I guess there are two separate but related issues.

1) How do we ensure that a non-profit like a big church actually is following both the rules and restrictions of non-profit status? Are they required to submit receipts/records and are they audited? If so, how does a pastor end up with a $30 million jet? And if the jet is owned by the church and not him personally, then shouldn't there be heavy restrictions on its use? Even forgetting about the jet. What if the church opens up a school, bakery, and other entities that compete against people who must pay taxes? This is why oversight seems pretty important to me.
2) Why exactly should non-profits all not pay tax? What is the rationale behind this, I guess?[/quote]Churches and charity trusts get taxed. They are somehow regulated, cos they have to register with the companies house, file tax returns and governed by board of trustees.

Those guys buy expensive jets and all sorts cos they are considered business expenses which are allowable deductions in income before tax. By the time, they justify the need for 4 jets for evangelism and all the necessary associated running costs, and Pastors salaries and emoluments are deducted, the tax payable is reduced.
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Not Another Pastor Bashing Thread! by denzel2009: 12:56am On May 19, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=670487.msg8349372#msg8349372 date=1305762535]How would you suggest ensuring that people aren't ripped off?

I'm not even sure this is possible. . . government cannot legislate away gullibility in human nature.

Are churches requires to submit receipts/records in Nigeria to maintain their non-profit status? I'm not any sort of tax guy, but I'd imagine that you have to do that in the US and UK.[/quote]They are registered charity organizations that survive on voluntary donations. In UK, they get substantial tax reliefs.
Christianity EtcRe: This Is Not Another Pastor Bashing Thread! by denzel2009: 12:41am On May 19, 2011
Seun:
I think it's clear where Bishop David Oyedepo made his money from: tithes, offerings, and special offerings.  There is no question or controversy about that, at all.  I went to Winners Chapel once before they moved to Canaanland, and they definitely had thousands of members even then.  If you have a congregation of just 5000 people paying you 10% of their income, that means you'll be making 500 times what they earn on average.  Sweet eh? smiley  If I could convince every Nairalander to give me 10% of their income, I would be super rich! So that's not the controversy at all.
Try it, you just might get lucky.
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by denzel2009: 11:08pm On May 18, 2011
asas:
its supposed to be a joke ooo where is your sense of humour
You shocked shocked You still dey this london??
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by denzel2009: 10:21pm On May 18, 2011
4llerbuntu:
wilkkommen grin grin grin grin

and if u dont mind, where and how did u get VMware? not the player.

i seem to be looking for it, cos its only vmware prepared images i can get for macOS.

kinda curious abt it these day
I get my connections bro. I can send you a link if you want it sha.

I'm getting good vibes from ubuntu courtesy VMware. So, why is it prompting to update, I already have the 10.10?
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Spot A Nigerian Girl Abroad by denzel2009: 10:10pm On May 18, 2011
They always have bob marley attachment/weave on from one christmas to the next and keep banging their own head while talking to you.

They wear jacket meant to be worn in north pole in summer.
ComputersRe: Ubuntu Linux by denzel2009: 5:15pm On May 18, 2011
I finally installed Ubuntu to learn and familiarize myself with this OS. So far, I'm enjoying it. If I need any info, I will disturb you guys.

https://i53.tinypic.com/2mfyyd2.jpg
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 11:02am On May 18, 2011
2muchlogic:
Who are you calling Dude like i'm your mate? What a prat! you said 3g did not exist 8 years ago?  http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2003/aug/21/newmedia this is what happens when you are poor and uneducated - fool.
cheesy cheesy grin
FashionRe: What To Wear To A Fashion Show! by denzel2009: 7:04am On May 18, 2011
Fig leaves?
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 6:39am On May 18, 2011
hercules07:
@ekt_bear

The ISPs connect via fiber cables to major service providers who have fibers running all the way to Europe, the challenge is in the distribution medium. The failure of [b]Nitel [/b]also has repercussions for data services, we do not have cable in the ground, all of our service providers prefer going wireless as it is easier to setup, if you look at our phone service, everybody calls on mobile, that is not meant to be the case, the mobile is meant to be used when you are transiting say between work and home or on the move, what we have is the mobile being the primary means of communication, now we know that mobile technology is playing catch up with cable, also it is a shared medium and as I always say the real estate of a mobile firm is its frequency which is in short supply and is narrow (typically 5Mhz), I believe the best modulation techniques will give you roughly 4 times of that, now that is what is shared in a sector and companies do not usually have more than 3 of these 5Mhz spectrum ( dont try NCC charges for frequency spectrum, na die), so, maximum you can have 60Mbps at a cell site, now imagine that cell site having 300 subscribers with say 25% working concurrently and the 60Mbps is shared among them, so, even before you get to the transmission point, the distribution side is messed up as people are contending for bandwidth on  a cell site close to them, building more cell sites is out of the way as it is expensive.
The other challenge is what is priority for these mobile firms, for MTN, voice is number one, your MTN Data service is probably priority 3, infact when they did a capacity swap with MainOne, they placed mainone on priority 3 which was a best effort service (mainone people hala them no be small).
The solution is to deploy more cell stations running wimax, but the dream of FTTH or even copper to the home is far far away as nobody is ready to build cable plants because of right of way issue, how localised cabling is and the bad belle that leads to cable cutting (those phone companies dey cut each other fiber oooo, serious bad belle), so, we are left at the mercy of the developed nations to find faster means wireless communications for us.
We also need to peer these major ISPs, imagine me sending a mail to my wife sitting beside me, if I am using swift and she is using MTN, the packets go out to london and back before gets the mail, that increase cost and congests the network.
These are all technical details, now imagine the administrative and political issues militating against broadband access in Nigeria Abeg hand dey pain me, I no dey write this much.
When Nitel was bastardized and we embraced the starcomms fad, I knew we just postponed our problem. If we still had NITEL, they could have provided a reliable ADSL connection and each household would enjoy a decent speed at least.

IMHO, the west likes the status quo, we are a menace on the internet with shitty speed we have currently. I have actually seen a guy on NL who downloaded about 24Gb of files with his phone, that's what I call phone paedo. Imagine Nigerians having a faster internet services, all dating sites and corporate organizations are in trouble, in fact, most dating sites don't allow Nigerians. . .paypal? western union? When Nigerian guys got the hang of facebook (pronounced phase book), Mark Zuckerberg raised the level of security cos they were inboxing all the girls on there and don't let me talk about twits.

It's a shame really, cos the way things are going with e-Commerce revolution and the current buzzword in IT circles-Cloud, Nigeria is waaaaaay behind.
RomanceRe: Help Am Afraid Of Kissing Nigerian Girls! by denzel2009: 10:48pm On May 17, 2011
[quote author=Busy_body link=topic=665641.msg8339604#msg8339604 date=1305652249]angry 67 - 1 Dashing Delectable Dishy Denzel = 66 e-lovers, chei, so now I have to look for 4 e-pumkins to complete my harem angry

Come hia spikedbombom, next time you want to sing the praise of one of my e-lovers, do it in private you hear angry How do you expect me to be able to hold my head high and keep repping at a higher level if people know my lovers are all one-minute-men and broke-yansh-empty-vessels angry Stop spoiling my paroles na angry angry embarassed embarassed embarassed[/quote]Hey baby, did you fart again? cos you always blow me away. After you na road close. Ori lo ma pa orun

PS: Stop washing my dirty speedos in public
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 10:21pm On May 17, 2011
manny4life:
^^^^ thats no way possible
It's actually not far from the truth. You wonder why most torrent uploaders are from that area?
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 10:06pm On May 17, 2011
playmode:
I don't think it is fake, remember this is japan we are talking about.

So what will you say when you this one :
Actually, that's not mine. It's for a guy in Japan, he pays $50/month for that insane speed.
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 10:00pm On May 17, 2011
blacksta:
Na fake  - who is your provider -  Even Virgin media no reach that kind yet


who the fkkkk is " SO NET SERVICES " photoshoped
That's why I said do not hate cheesy cheesy
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 9:52pm On May 17, 2011
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 9:43pm On May 17, 2011
Kobojunkie:
My Mum complains of that each time she is down there and needs to access information. She says she gets so impatient waiting, that she instead resorts to calling us here to do whatever she needs done online for her. ROFLMAO!! I think it also depends on what part of the country you are in.
I have tried so many times to help my younger ones resolve their pc problems remotely but the connection is so bad I won't even be able to move the cursor while I remotely connect to friends in Ghana easily.

Everything in Nigeria is a ripoff.
ComputersRe: How Do Nigerians Afford The N16,000 Per Month Internet Bill. This Is Like $160 by denzel2009: 9:34pm On May 17, 2011
[quote author=ekt_bear link=topic=669431.msg8339986#msg8339986 date=1305656561]So is this N16k unlimited broadband or something. . . ? If not, then sounds like an insane price to me.

My neighbor and I share internet access for N7500/month (I pay half.)[/quote]They deceive people in Nigeria that they are giving them broadband, when the service they are offering is just a dial up.
RomanceRe: Help Am Afraid Of Kissing Nigerian Girls! by denzel2009: 4:49pm On May 17, 2011
spikedcylinder:
Inspektor Ismaila, broke backside nucca. I asked you for 14k the other day, you were bleating like sheep.
Take ya time o.
Stop being a cheapskate, 14k ke? when I'm talking about Neil Lane's diamond necklace. You wan try how the pendant go stand on your chest?
RomanceRe: Help Am Afraid Of Kissing Nigerian Girls! by denzel2009: 10:54am On May 17, 2011
spikedcylinder:
So basically, upon searching for "Nigerian men are" and "Nigerian women are", we can safely conclude that Nigerian men and women hate each other.
Very well then.
Fine girl, how're you doing? leave all these people to be ranting gutter doti, I really like the blingbling on your neck  wink  I have more carats in my pocket should you want more.  cool
PoliticsRe: Www.population.gov.ng Hacked By Saudis? by denzel2009: 9:20am On May 17, 2011
In this period of cyberwarfare, Nigerians will understand the importance of information systems security.

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