iragbijile:

I agree with you. You are totally right. Education is the US is a joke, effing joke. Before I came here, i was a dullard, couldnt spell, couldnt write couldnt do poo. I took WAEC 6 times, failed. My last one, I had 2 Cs 5 Ps and 3 F9s. And, my JAMB, dont even go there. Actually, lets go there, I took it 5 times, 120, 110, 90, 199, and 112. I was a terrible student in Nigeria, but a very hardworking one. Anyhow, after I 'rapala, come here, things have been different.

I took SAT, got 2399/2400, missed perfect score by one point, made 3.99/4.00 in my Engineering class from an ivy, a rhode scholar at Oxford where [b]I finished a 2- yr masters in 7 days without even studying [/b]and yes all most of exams were open book and the rest I did online.

All I can say is that you are insane. You should not be talking where human beings are talking.

The earlier you start facing reality the better for you and Nigeria. Nigerian has no education standard at all, talkless of saying she has a low education standard. Either take it, leave it or go and die.

How did they come about the statistics of the weight? Did they collect the samples at random or did they weigh all the samples in the whole population? Just wondering,

I read the thread from the very first post to the last. I know you already know the replies that are useful for you.
NOTE: A gold is a wonderful thing. If you are not enough without it, you will never be enough with it. If you are not enough with N90,000 per month, you can never be enough with $90,000 per month. Make good use of the opportunity you have. A word is enough for the wise.

Because if nobody falls, there wont be anything called temptation.

Hahaha. There has been enough suggestions from the thread already. In 3 steps, your girlfriend is going to kill you with kisses.

1. Sun dry your mouth for 8 hours
2. Use kerosene to rinse your mouth
3. Now use dettol mixed with jik and hot water as mouthwash.

People bad ooo.

@deep soul, even if he works in the cybercafe, that does not mean he should have the time to post in all threads on nairaland. The fact remains that he might be jobless.

Where are all these aliens from? None of them has my vote.

I wonder why this should make the homepage

Its quite unfortunate that Nigerian police force are thieves themselves  . I would have advised him to report the case to police.

babalawo:

Hello all

Big heart to all initial selectees my prayers are with you.

Pls ive got a very strange condition with respect to the cancelled dv2012.

I did not apply last year but did in 2010 BUT I RECEIVED A MAIL FROM THE DEPARTMENT OF STATES with a link to a confrimation number?

I have kept the confirmation number waiting till 15th of July to conifrm if my details does match the confrimation number if this goes true then most likely they really had a system failure cos i dint apply last year.

CAN I WIN A LOTTERY I NEVER APPLIED FOR?- I HOPE SO BUT AM JUST NOT REALLY BOTHERED BUT am waiting

Your case is really strange. I think the DV system is completely messed up. The best solution to the problem is for them is to grant all applicants the visa

This is just a distraction. How has that changed the life of other 160 million citizens?

@Encrypt654, you are very correct.

To all applicants, see it yourself
http://www.dvlottery.state.gov/
I know that news is a shattered dream for the people that won previously and a good news for those of us that did not win. A new selection will be made and some that won previously might not be lucky again and some of us that were not selected previously will win. I wish you all the very best,

liksy:



I always dress and sit decently, for crying out loud ,he is my cousin, flesh n blood. Why wld dat tin between his legs react whenever he sees me. God have mercy on these our generation of Men.

Back on nairaland cos of you So, what is the latest now? Did he eventually sleep with you or you left his house? Updates pls.

@Mobo999, you are very $tupid. The fact that someone did it does not mean everybody is like that. Why not get a life for yourself and stop being an hater.

@Justwise, What do you do in UK. Are you working or studying? I wonder where you always have the time to post on all the sections of nairaland. I read this thread from the beginning to the last post and I realized that you posted more than 30% of the whole thread. No offence meant oooo. I am only curious.

It is high time the chickens stood up to fight for their rights!! 

iice:

Is something with seeking university admission at that age?
Seeking is the operative word or am i missing something?
Anyway, he can always marry another graduate who may end up not having the qualities he likes about this girl

Everything is wrong my dear mod. At that age, a Nigerian girl should have completed her NYSC (all things being equal). You know say wife material scarce small. Lol. Thats why the poor boy is kinda confused.

onstelly:

If your friend really love this girl as he claim then her not been is school is not really a problem, lots of girls that are married stil goes to school though is not easy but nothing good good comes easy. My eldest sis got married in her first yr but today she is a lawyer, so is all about been determined.

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I concur. Thx for that piece.

SA Lady:

@Poster please tell very close friend to move on, his love for this poor girl will forever be attached to some condition or another. He is either incapable of uncoditional love or he's just too blind to see a good thing standing right before him.

According to him, he really loves the girl. He is just having a re-think. His challenge is the waiting. You know its not easy for a married woman to study at bachelors level. Its easier at Masters level, you know.

Thanks y'all for contributing meaningfully to this thread. I will send him the link to the thread so that he can read everything here with his koro koro eyes. I'm a good alarina. 

nikkykay:

If your friend is in love with her he can wait.That will even help him to plan and have enough savings for the future with the girl.
I have someone very close to me, she wrote jamb till she was like 26 and got admission when she was 27.She is now in her final year in unilag (econimics ) she is in 2:1.
Guess wot, she has a lovely guy is waiting to marry her come this new yr even be4 she finishes her study.They guy has been begging but she said he shld just wait till she is in her second semester.
So your friend shld just chill and help the girl to get admission first.
I hope she is a girl that will keep her self and not loose it when she gets admission.
But let me believe it that she is a wife material like u said.

Wow!! Really motivating,

Mr~Cork:

deoyel25  , bro can she read & right

Yea. She can read and write. Do you want to give her admission in your school?   

Creamish:

your friend is madly confused . . tell him to weigh d advantages of being wit her against the disadvantages . .he shuld stick wit whichever weighs more.

Yea, he is really confused. I'd tell him. Thx.

Its not a big deal actually. Its just that the guy will always capitalize on that.

Have you ever thought of this; by the time you are 40, your wife is 45. She don enter menopause be that. I pity for you. You will regret it later in your life, even if love is making you go blind now.

CyberG:

LOL @ alarina. . .

Yes ooo. You wan hire me make I don alarina for you too?

rokiatu:

Slap him on my behave and tell him to stop complaining.

Ok. I don hear you. I will give him an e-slap.

Hello all,
This is not happening to me but a very close friend. He met this girl four months ago. According to him, the girl has everything he desires in a woman. To cut the long story short, she is a wife material. But there is this BIG ISSUE. Our wife is still looking for University admission at 24. Actually, she was at a University like 2 years ago but she had a serious problem with her academics and she was sent packing. My friend is claiming he is madly in love with her but he doesn't think he can wait for the whole admission process. At the same time, he doesn't want to marry a dropout. What should he do? Make the guy waka or wetin? I be alarina. Lol.

He has a kid already so what are you still waiting for? Don't waste your time on someone having a lot of fun over there. Again, who told you he has only one girlfriend or kid? Shine your eyes ooo. By the way, are you a University graduate, maybe I could work something out with you.

kay177:


Quikly upload those pics i want to see them, the one you were reading the speech and the ones you took with el rufai and co. make you no dey feed 9ja people with feeding bootle.
dont photo shop ooo.

The guy no just try at all. Bragging on top nuffin.

190:

^^ and this place cold pass DEVIL NYASH!!


No money was shared,they had this 9JA @ 50 seminar

I nor know their names jor but this shell MD,tony attah,Nigeria's ambassador and el-rufai

was there among other diginitries,I late go the place cos i had some quality speech 2 deliver 2 some dudes

and immediately i got there my presence was known,i wud upload pics later mate!

El-rufai even complained abt the cold,I nearly pull jacket give am, **lol**wud upload pics 2 my facebook maybe tomorrow!


But later i settled down for food but was dissapointed No pounded yam as i nor knw how pounded yam be for eye again,

I would call u by weekend mate, sorry bin so busy with stuffs (dont even av time for woman sef)

What are you feeling like? Ghetto Champion?

mediatrix8:

I would appreciate it if you translate this into standard English.Sorry I can't understand Nigerian slang Angry

Ha!! That is serious!! BTW, how long have you lived outside Nigeria?  
Meaning: Let me get off my a$$ from here. No offence meant.