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I cant laugh.

Lovely!

Pygru: #Barca must fall

IN YOUR DREAMS.

jammyng: I won't believe this story!

Mr., no one will force you.
Just calm down.

sweet-tease:
Na wa Oº°˚˚
Its 2013 for cryn out loud

Haba!, u dnt need 2 cry out loud.
It's not just worth it.

Adex097: Ma sis would be coming soon!!! But its not easy to join the labour market o #MAN-KNOW-MAN-THINGS. BTW , I'm the 3rd to comment!!! My highest level ever!! *dancing azonto*

u don Jonz.

STory story.

Na war o.
Na only 2day u go love?
U too well.

Chuu!, what other gift than 14 strokes of cane(Red).

We dey here dey WATCH.

It's a pity, i think SUPER EAGLES should be arrested.
RIP!.
Moral: don't watch the SUPER EAGLES without a shock absorber.

"I'v been waiting for you"
"we can do this together"
"make ur money while sleeping"

doctokwus: Something tells me dis pics is fake.For one,its only an anaconda dat has bn known 2grow dis big.No python can grow to this size.Until concrete proof is shown,I fail 2bliv dis.
Takin a closer luk @d 2pics,in d first d head of d boy barely reaches half of d width of d snake,but in d second,its can clearly cover it.Its possible dt s story oits true,but d pics has bn greatly exaggerated for d wow effect

SMH4u, i guess u don't know where the head is.

apparition: ANYBODY PLEASE HELP
I can not send data via Bluetooth from my Tecno n3 to my Nokia c3. The Tecno phone pairs with the Nokia c3 but the sending fails with the message device not supported. Can somebody please help? Can one send data via Bluetooth from an android to a non android? Thanks.

sure!, you can.

Oh!...Symbian is dead.
R.I.Ps!

Cus, she's done with you.
You gave her all she wanted.
And probably she didnt enjoy you
N.B: try, go for a test.

Good.
I guess, same miracle will work for flying a gasless plane from Lagos to Accra.

LWTMB!...
Cus, he stores his millions there.

KnowAll: With the kind of money some of those South-South Governors get on a monthly basis and spend willy-nilly without any checks, restrictions, or restrain, is it not a fallacy to think Dangote is the richest Nigerian? In Lagos, Tinunbu/Fashola and his cronies who have held the commercial heart of Nigeria for 13 years are the God-Fathers of this city that has the reputation of being the 5th largest economy in Africa if it were a country , Do we know what that interprets into in Pence, Cents, Pounds £££, and Dollars$$$$.

Are these gentlemen who keep on promising us the 4th mainland bridge not richer than Dangote? They and their cronies have bought all the prime lands in Lagos, any infrastructural built by these quite and easy going 'Capone' they make sure they take a token in form of levying the so called 20 million "mugus" in Lagos, the Lekki Toll comes to mind, same thing would be applicable to the Ikoyi-Lekki link Bridge, A token in form of a levy would be paid by anyone who wants to take this short route to Lekki Peninsula, these gentlemen without underestimating their might, would probably build Eko Atlantic City single handedly without any in-put from banks or any financial institutions, are these people not richer than Dangote?

They Fashola/Tinubu gave Akeredolu a blank cheque to fight the election in Ondo State knowing fully well their man has no chance in hell against a formidable opponent like Mimiko, yet they went ahead and bank-rolled the expedition. All the funds expended on that debacle of an election has now been summarily written off by the duo Tinunbu/Fashola, while Akeredolu is not a penny short despite going through such a titanic battle. If it were to happen to mere mortals like me and you, we would be dead broke. No doubt these two gentlemen, do really have deep pockets.

What of Akpabio, Odili, Udughan, Amechi and Silvia. Nothing on the ground to show they have spent their monthly allocations wisely and judiciously. In Port Harcourt a fly-over that was undergoing construction suddenly crashed, are the good people of Rivers State not short-changed by these cutting-corner roughish tactics of Mr Governor? all we see in Asaba, Uyo and Yenogoa are Keke Nepap, an eye-sore looking vehicle that was never part of the Nigerian terriaine. What has happened to those mouth-watering allocation? Rumours have it Odili owns Arik, Amechi has 2 refineries in Ghana, and Silvia's own houses all over the place which are currently under-going lock-down by EFCC.

Asaba still looks like a village despite the huge allocation from the FG, the only major project done so far in this dispensation is that over-inflated, over-rated and under-use Airport. Silvia built a fantastic Governor's lodge for himself and nothing else, yet for the time he was Governor he got close to a N1 Trillion Naira, what d fuccckk has he done with all those fund?

Akapbio seems to be the knight in shining Armour, at least he built a few over inflated fly-over’s in Uyo Township going to no where . Uyo a city of modest traffic does not need such frivolities at this time of her development, when one looks at a clip of those fly-overs, one cannot but notice those un-ubiquitous keke-nepap gliding over d fly-over’s like kids sliding down a bouncing castle, even at that, one would expect 100's of keke-nepap moving up and down the road but to one's astonishment there appears to be just a few of them on these grandiose, over-inflated road made from gold dust, it would seem. Rumours have it he is the richest Nigerian(do not quote me)

So back to my initial Question, Is Dangote still the richest Nigeria?, well maybe, Dangote might edge it by a lttle notch, but if another crony of Tinunbu were to be elected into Alausa, the worth of that tight knit Lagos Mafiosi 'family' would be anyone's guess.

being rich is not by how much you earn.
If you earn and waste all, you can't be rich, that's the logic.

sagytarius™:
https://www.royalcanoeclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/overloaded_vehicles_01.jpg
Mine beats urs.

+ it's faster

Naaaaaaaaaaah!
I doonnnttt...
Try again later.

Shine ur teeth lyk dis -

mazaje: Have you tested it and seen for yourself?. . .What exactly is the evidence to show that witches are the cause of road accidents in Nigeria?. . .

hey @Mazaje, dat does not mean JUJU doesnt exist...cuz, JUJU is not equal to WITCHES.

9. Choose a good date.

babyosisi: Why isn't she shaving it off?
Must she groom it so we can see it?

am sure she must have...and it really multiplied and she had to hands off.

Puma
Blackberry
Google
OS
Emirate
Apple
Yahoo
Internet
Phone
IBM
Microsoft
Coca-Cola
keyboard, e.t.c.

#Breaths In
#Breaths Out.

Only 17
More please...

FXKing2012: Chitalu of Zambia is d record holder, but becos he's African fifa does not want to recognize him.
Shame on fifa!

SMH4U, i guess ur high.
Wat happnd 2 Muller?

Noted.