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Vikin: Why do you think she is seeking attention? yall need to grow up!

What if she just needs your input or comment to the subject @ hand?

If you dont have anything to contribute just hit the back button and let the thread be.

Attention seeking

i fink u av problem...every normal human would know she needs attention....first of all, what does the guys religion gat to do wif her issue?....and secondly, her claim do not seem genuine....and thirdly she might falsely claim she has financial problem to estort money from her husband...Lolz..

[quote author=mxxpunkxx!]kidnappers often track their victims for long
so they must have ample info as regards the wealth status of the victim's family
so, they actually want something, or maybe, it's a payback, who knows[/quote]mayB d victim bears dsame name with d person instructed to kidnap...):-

sinie: Oh and my mum used to tell us if we fell sick she ll sell us and use the money to buy another baby, so whenever we were sick we ll pretend to be fine till we are almost dying! Lol

your mum no try o

sinie: Oh and my mum used to tell us if we fell sick she ll sell us and use the money to buy another baby, so whenever we were sick we ll pretend to be fine till we are almost dying! Lol

your mum no try o

[quote author=Toppié2]Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse[/quote][quote author=Toppié2]Dz thread rminds me of a story i heard smtyms ago. A guy has an exam 8am buh woke up around 9.30am due 2 nyt reading....imedia8ly he woke up nd realised he was late 4 d exam he jst jumpd out of d bed and startd running 2 d hall wth hs pyjamas nd bathroom slippers....every1 dat saw hm runing thot he was mad nd decided 2 run afta hm shouting: 'hey hold dat mad man don't let hm go' d suposd mad man was also shouting'ar u ppl crazy am nt mad, let go of me' i was told all d cleaners (old women)around jst started crying nd wailing 'ah! ikunle o' they got hold of d poor guy, tied nd 2k hm 2 d health centre 4 treatment.......hmmmm...am jst thinking if i were hm, i wud jst pretend 2 b mad av kukuma misd d exam, nd its jst 4 d doctor 2 gv me a medical report 2 tender as an excuse[/quote]so they can call you a amdman aftermath...

Ekans: I will bash the offenders car back and i guess after that we are even.

Ekans: I will bash the offenders car back and i guess after that we are even.

Ode

Dyt: abt who den?

wetin naw, leave dis guy...u want dude?

Dyt: abt who den?

wetin naw, leave dis guy...u want dude?

mukina2: ^
na wa o short guys don suffer for ya hand

plus fair ones

PapaBrowne: I'm human. If my father steals, I will do all I can to protect him. But I will also resign my position to maintain the sanctity of the institution.
There is law and there is love. For me, love supercedes the law.

Would I jail my uncle if he steals, I probably would. And my cousins. Probably yes too. But my Father, Mother Brothers and Sisters, Never! I will protect them with my last drop of blood.

Same way America would hardly ever allow its citizens be tried in another country under another persons law.

But I get your point though. We need to start standing up for the truth and fix the rot within ourselves first before we have the morality to tackle the rot in the Government.

y shld ur fada steal?

PapaBrowne: I'm human. If my father steals, I will do all I can to protect him. But I will also resign my position to maintain the sanctity of the institution.
There is law and there is love. For me, love supercedes the law.

Would I jail my uncle if he steals, I probably would. And my cousins. Probably yes too. But my Father, Mother Brothers and Sisters, Never! I will protect them with my last drop of blood.

Same way America would hardly ever allow its citizens be tried in another country under another persons law.

But I get your point though. We need to start standing up for the truth and fix the rot within ourselves first before we have the morality to tackle the rot in the Government.

y shld ur fada steal?

doxime: Guy:waiter abeg give me a plate of eba...
waiter:how many pieces of meat...
Guy:which kind meat, i be tiger...

doxime: Guy:waiter abeg give me a plate of eba...
waiter:how many pieces of meat...
Guy:which kind meat, i be tiger...

LWTMB!

afam4eva: Which kain debasement be this...D'Banj is a freaking artiste and not a waka pass model. WTF.

afam4eva: Which kain debasement be this...D'Banj is a freaking artiste and not a waka pass model. WTF.

Obipat: Is it true that federal government wants to pay youth-corpers 200,000 naira after service. Please can anyone tell me?

payment for what?, and what type of service are you gonna render to justify ur 2H,Knaira?...DrEaM On!!!...lol!

miteolu: So, Mikel can talk.

lol!...na 2day u know...u no watch CHAMPS league?

@KoolDArzan msql., java, .Vb * but i dnt tweet bout codes*.

Seun: @seunosewa python, mysql. Love Scala and the JVM platform, can use Java, interested in the next Java (Go).

Boss!

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]Where do you think you are or who exactly do you think you're talking to?

A 21st century woman says she prefers a man that can cook, a man still stuck in the 50s tells her it's a woman's job. You think you just came back from the war, Soldier?
Better get an apron and get cooking.

What's the use of a man that cannot cook? No use whatsoever.[/quote]chei!, I giv u a round of applause...ur man must be very proud of you...LWKMD!

desertboom: when u gave ur girlfriend ur only 100 naira, claiming to be a big boy only for her to caught u drinking garri the next hour.

Nah!...u punished urself.

[quote author=Mynd_44]I think parents are more comfortable with their daughters bringing guy home cos they see it as a way to keep an eye on them but we guys, omo to even bring guys home sef na wahala.
Its as if they think every dude with black lips smokes weed.
And if God wan do am, close the door to your room when you have a female guest. They will come in every ten minutes pretending to be looking for something that is not missing[/quote]lmao!...ur damn right man.

Fati99: This question has been plaguing me for months and I would kindly like the well versed in English Language help me out.

Ekaabo is welcome but please what is Ekujoko in English Language? Our cleaner at the office said "welldone" and that doesn't make sense, imagine sitting down for hours waiting to see a person and then someone/the secretary tells you "welldone", it is annoying while my funny brother says it is "welldone sitting", lol.

So, Esteemed Nairalanders, what is Ekujoko in plain English or how do I greet someone who's been sitting for hours probably at the office/party etc Ekujoko.

The correct answer (adjudged by all) gets a recharge card, =N=500 any network.

[size=14pt]UPDATE:[/size]
Wow, so many attempts. Thanks everybody but in my opinion geosegun is the closest and quite a number of people agree. At least I can always say "Thanks for being patient or thanks for your patience, the MD will see you in a moment". He is deserving of the recharge card or what do you guys think? Please choose/like the best answer.

Eku Ijoko means "be happy while sitted.

ok o.

amosy007: What is difference ?

the faceCap

wetin b zcorez o?

timpaker: 1. they don't show the replay and when they do, it's very difficult to understand what they're trying to show.
2. they don't have better image quality, (i think someone should introduce HD camera to them)
3. they don't know how to celebrate goal, (someone would score a goal and just frown as if he didn't just put the ball in the net, maybe balloeli is his mentor)
4. the refere are always beating up when a team loses (maybe some Chelsea fans were paid to do so)



the reason goes on and on....

you really observed them, plus they can have two players wearing jersey Number 2, where one was initially 12...their jersey have different color for thesame team-mate...pitch and camera view is very bad, sometimes they wont show the players with the ball.

Laptop shows PLUGGED IN AND NOT CHARGING with and without the AC Adapter.