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kulyie: heheheehehee u just reminded me of a friend i had way back when i was in school,chai,i never see boy wey talk like ekene before.d boy came to visit me in my room in school and d boy came around after 7pm,we jisted and jisted from one topic to d other till my mouth was paining me and i stoped talkin,but he continued talkin so i will try and end d conversation by leaving to go to d kitchen and wash plates,he will still go and meet me there and continue jistin,ill press my phone and start playin music,still he will continue talkin,when i couldnt take it any longer i told him ekene please i want to sleep,he said y shud i sleep wen he is still talking of which it was around 11.30 pm,i just switched off d light,wraped myself inside a blanket,backed him and told him to lock d door when he leaves,dat was wen he got d message,he felt upset but i didnt care because i just needed to sleep and his conversation was already borin me and of which i was usin actions to tell him but wasnt gettingill i became rude.we later made up but we just say hi n i quickly take off bfor he arrest me with over talking

very funny, so u virtually tried everything and your friend ekene didnt connect with your restrictions...he must be a radio with no signal.

Wonders shall never end.

Bayern can cope

misreal: Hurray am de first to post on nairaland.seun wat is my reward na.

35 sec late, try again later.
:p

acidosis™:
I believe it..

so, ur a bloody mumu?

A bad vision, iMustSay.

John Cater 4 now.

Uniform.

U can Trek, its nt a bad idea...
If u cant finish d mission, call on me.
I'll continue 4rm where u stopped.

Damn it...so so disgusting,
feel lyk vomitting spit.:x

Kolade9: Later hin go dey crack poverty jokes........person wey poverty hold dey wear suit/snap pic?

its for graduation purpose, and how do you know he didnt borrow it...

free2ryhme: can someone pls tell me whats d idea behind this advert

they(wizkid nd Tiwa) preferred d photo-shoot 2 d Pepsi...d photographer trickd them, all bcuz of pepsi.

emenim: The question i always ask is-must they be violent in everything? can't there just be peace for once.

nyc questn u got there...bu, y should some nuisance cause other nuisance to be violent.

choosen1: Na only this three lines dem package for video!!! U can do better nah..

Havilah93: buh how do they get or form thier stories?.......always seems to be interesting

thesame way movie scripts are written.

Phew...

Good move by d Barca.

d opp. is "heartmend".

hammedkola: *coughs*

easy.

...seen but didnt use.

i tot he was gonna mentn Hollywood........Nxt Pls.

English Class, LMAO!

Congrats!!!...

Nice photoshop, u didnt get Tinubu @all, y is his neck running 4rm d body...smh.

Egba girl: Did they win against Russia?

Nah!, dey were nt lucky.

;Dhow the hell will you know, if its not real?

its a pity, why haven't you married?...well it could be due to the fact that you are a "fuckherlord" or you are a "dubiouslord"...So check yourself well.

They simply raise their filthy hands up in the air, to swear.

they are very funny....
their commentary is very awkward
-they call players with their numbers rether than thier names
-they know no history of the players
-they discuss topics not related to football
-they speak like stammerers sometimes
-they wait for replays that wont be shown to viewers
-they are fond of saying SORRY, in cases like:
a)No 9 passes the ball to No 4, OH!, SORRY thats No 8.
b)the ball is is is is is a goooooallllll, OH!, SORRY, it is corner kick
e.t.c.

chelsea wont giv him d chance to play regular football.