₦airaland Forum

armyofone:
Coconutty habanero rice on my mind.
I don't like canned coconut milk.

Prestonn, come and break them. Come show off ya muscles.
Mariangeles, you that fancy eggs...come use your muscles help.
Descarado and Cococandy can you help breaking up the coconut ?

Coconut spoiled my kitchen knife and granite pestle. Now I use hammer to hammer it

Do you have hammer

I thought Dino said he went to meet the president abi president no gree see am?

If not for obi.......

brandsoncharlie:
Hallucinating but he point out something as true.

What the parents have been feeding him with?.

The boy has high IQ. The rest is manufactured.

lhordspy:
Mynd44 seun nlfpmod

107 like for mentioning mods names?

Seun, is this place now a joke?

Why have you not banned this account?

Psychologists will sit with him twice and tell you what mental problem he is suffering from.

It's too early to start hallucinating.

Eriokanmi:
This honest woman again? I like her for being brave.

Why is she honest?
Cos she know how to play with words?

Common.
Even you.
This woman never did anything as first lady for 7yrs. Nothing but money is being allocated to her every month. Forget the so called no office of the first lady. She just come back. Relocated to dubai like atiku since 4 yrs ago cause the men around her husband caged her. They fought her in adamawa 2019. After that election she relocated to dubai. Her mouthpiece ABBA kyari is dead too. Let's not open her chapter. The worst first lady ever like her husband. May they never happen to Nigeria again.

madridguy:


For accountability and for a very good memory, you should do banner that contain pictures of those killed in lekki and they should hang the banner on lekki junction or bridge. Also endeavour to add their addresses too.

Since 8 yrs now.
Have they started paying you?
Will you make it into tinubu team of lawyers if tinubu wins?

It's been long. Yet you have continued to remain lazy doing online agbero work.
If this work has not put like 20million in your account, then I will say you wasted your productive yrs for nothing.

I know my level when you started this praise singing job. After 8 yrs you are still doing the same thing. You should be a supervisor or coordinator. Some of those who started this with you have left. Some have minimal online presence. Some have gone to the sport section to try betting but you are still here. Haba

Kasssandra:
Well, Truss was pushed out by her party. That's why she, and Boris and Theresa before her, resigned.

U guys don't get me.
Even when your party know you are doing bad like Biden, they will still remodel him like buhari.

Nigeria modelled her style of leadership after usa.
So corrupt like them. USA is the most corrupt country in the world. Just that they veil themselves very well and have herd mentality like us.

[quote author=Goodvibes007 post=117726516][/quote]1874. Like how many yrs ago when in uk, they resign anyhow.


Biden is performing woefully, has he resigned?

If he is in uk, he would have resigned since. Don't compare the two countries is what I'm saying.

Buddha3:
UK should have just minded their business as regards Putin's war with Ukraine.

But no!
They all had to show themselves over an issue that rightly is in Russia's favour. Today the entire United Kingdom is in economic turmoil.

Don't ever inherit another's enemy because of loyalty. You'll always suffer the consequences.

Because they are USA puppy.
How the whole Europe become a puppy is mind boggling.

Earlystar698:
Leadership in the UK and USA no be moi moi ooo, see as people dey resign their high profile office meanwhile in Africa we die put


Boris is coming back

UK is far ahead of USA in leadership abeg. Have you ever seen an American president resign?

Unless pushed out. They will do every dirty thing to remain in power like Nigerian leaders.

Is buhari even aware?
Maybe it has not affected cows

Lexusgs430:
LT don go .......

You want her gone?
This one you are shining your teeth

She was never qualified.

Boris will be laughing somewhere.

Lessons123:
My wife comes from Imo state and I observed they can do anything at all for papers.

Early in the marriage when I was upcoming my wife's brother asked me if I can allow my wife marry their relative in Germany so that she can get papers and then pick me up later.

This was the worst thing I've ever heard from my inlaws, consequently any transaction involving any one abroad my wife will jump at the man no matter the look, type or shape anything abroad is a sparkle in her eyes.

Also observed her family supports this boldly.

Dear Nairalanders
Please is this how Imo State people are?

ASUU has called off strike. Go back to school or if you are about to write jamb, go and study hard. That's the only way you can get to the university of your choice.

Rechargeam247:
Na God dey take care of pikin, their own is to replenish and fill the earth.

Who told you that?
And you swallowed it just like that?

CheapHomes1:
That's why I feel some of these stories are made up. The questions you are asking, are they meant for people on nairaland abi your bros and his wife? How do you want people on nairaland to know why your bros and his wife agreed to littre their house with kids they can't care for?

Jovialjune1:
No vex ahnie I have to say my mind

Your brother and Obavoh of nairaland should be best friends, they should share tips on the effective sex styles for them to birth 3 to 5 babies at once every year, since populating their community with poverty stricken kids is their aim and purpose in life, this your brother is even worse sef, he works for free just to taste another puna smh, stupidity get grade sha

I've said it before that men are illiterates when it comes to childbirth, they refuse to be enlightened or grow some sense especially the ones in Africa, how will a grown ass man behave like someone that can't reason well, diicking anyhow throwing caution to the wind? When we say "men clip your balls" they will be screaming like say na their penis you wan cut, it is time to educate men on birth control, the focus should shift from women to men e don do, they need like an awareness and seminar informing them in details that having a Vasectomy is not the end of the world or their lives

So pls advise your brother to get sense fa, country hard for people with two kids not to talk of more.

Don't be too quick to condemn men. Family planning is more of a woman thing. You get pregnant at a certain window. You can shift sex till after that window. The problem is that many women don't know anything about their body. Except catholics that did family planning class during marriage course and few enlightened ones. Women don't know Jack.

If you want a break, do something about it.

Sex must go on till they can't get it up anymore and sex most time is not for procreation. Just that ladies prefer to watch nollywood than help themselves. You don't wait for your man before you help yourself. Sex is healthy for couples and you just can't say no because you will get pregnant.
Women should study their body and do the needful.
Go to the North. Its against their believe but ladies hide and do the needful. Thousands of them every month.
Simply walking into family center at your local govt and decide which works for you or go to hospital of choice. So cheap. Ask fellow women.

No reason blaming the men when we have so many options out there. Instead of them using one of the option, you want a man to do vasectomy. And no, most men know a lot about childbirth. You haven't meet one yet. Some men are the ones that thought their women safe period and how to calculate it using chart. I was thought at a very young age by a reverend father and a male medical doctor. Though it made no sense to me then but my first numerous sex education were from men not women and they go to girls school educating them on sex. We feel so uncomfortable than as kids but the mission was successful.
This was the book we were thought with at school. Still very effective today

Must the name British be attached to the school?
Can we just start annexing ourselves from colonial mentality?
Is there a school anywhere in the world that has Nigeria something as a name?

At the end we are still colonised albeit mentally.

If the school is a subsidiary, it should be renamed.

Thas how it's done.

Tomorrow it will be American spring or Chinese spring.
Una no get shame?

At least little shame for this country.

CYFANN:
I studied Fisheries (5 year course + 2 years strike + 1 year NYSC), this is the first time I'll be hearing this about Titus.

You studies fisheries yet you call mackerel Titus?

A man after our heart.

One is in France while natural disaster is happening at his backyard while the rest are politicking. How do you win the masses if not good gesture like this even if you are faking it.

Not surprised at all, this is the obi we know before he became governor.
We will definitely get it right in our country.

okeysoninv:
Prophetic warning!! Don't take this message for granted . The Lord showed me the world war 3 has already started. Please if you are living in USA , I beg you in the name of God if you lives in USA leave that country now!! This is a warning from God. This is not bluffing . The enemies has device a plan to attack that country unaware. With use of ICBM nuclear weapons and torpedo nuclear that will cause cities to fall inside ocean. And invasion of USA by enemies nations . And betrayal .God have mercy on us.. blood will flow like ocean. I am not bluffing millions will die.. Leave now! Leave now!!. Leave now!!!. God bless you .

When your shadow is pursuing you

They thought this will be like Jonathan's era

Sometimes we don't need special skin care to look good.
Our greatest enemy is the sun. If you find yourself under the sun always, try and protect your face.

When you rub the so called whitening creams, they react negatively with the sun. Aging comes quick. Some part of the face looks red more than the rest. That's sun burn. It hurts especially around the eye.

I usually wear long sleeved shirts to work with pants. Love my boots and a big sunglasses. I wear boots cos i dont want any part of my feet uncovered. When occasion arises where i can put on any other shoe apart from boot, i will love my feet to evenly tone out. You dont get this by bleaching or using whitening cream. Just common sense cos our sun wil make your hands, face and legs look differently.

You see onitsha, lagos, Abuja, Enugu etc sun no be your mate. Surprising enough, if you are in a place like adamawa( it's called sunshine state for a reason), your skin colour tend to tone beautifully. The sun there don't affect the skin like what we have in lagos.

mariahAngel:
All food items?
If that is so, why does op keep buying and showing up mostly peppers?

Op @ManirBk, when next you go to the market, buy some plantains, then come and tell us how much you bought them.
I challenge you.
Abi na only tomatoes, peppers and onions una dey chop for Kebbi state?




Are you totally sure about that?

Don't mind them.
If you want to eat correct southern food, to get the ingredients is very expensive in the North.
It's in the North I know there are two types of powdered milk, sugar, spagetti, name them. They produce the cheaper version of some essential food stuffs specifically for them. They sell these things in the open just like that. So many of them even cornflakes. These companies make bulk of their money from South.
Even dry fish that comes from there is still costly.

North generally don't have food. Middle belt, yes but core North. Nope. They still get from middle belt.
Foodstuff plenty yet hunger wan finish them.

Don't mind these corpers

Some people here mocked anambra state cos some towns were overun with flood water because they are along riverbank.

I refuse to be a tribalistic Nigerian.

They have used tribalism to divide and rule Nigeria since 1960. What have the various tribes achieved, nothing.
Absolutely nothing expect gloating like he goat showing territorialism to fellow he goat.


Narrow it down to very low self esteem.
Go and challenge oyibo man, no. Its fellow Nigerian.
Some think they are superior. What have they achieved with superiority?
Nothing except poverty capital of the world.
Tuah.

Amaechi.
South should use him as case study.

hahn:
White rice and catfish pepper soup

Hahn?
E still remain

Seems like pdp didn't pay him much. Now he has shifted his campaigns to tinubu.

Atiku should remember him. I remember he used to be Jonathan's unofficial spokesman after Jonathan left office. These days, he no send Jonathan again.
Pastor reno. Very lazy man. Look for work. There is dignity in labour

Korean nd Chinese celebrities marry very late and they are comfortable with it

This man is looking for juicy spot in obi's admin if he wins.

Surprised southerners are supporting this man.
Baba bokoharam.