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Eriokanmi:
Why's his shirt wet below? Abi na my eyes? Like he's wearing something underneath. His abdomen is bulging

That is poo bag. Not properly covered. He need to be on agbada constantly for it not to show.

He still need urine bag unless he has done one. That man is just surviving. Tell your people to stop pushing him cos they know he can't do anything as a president. Mentally and physically he is going. That's the sad fact about parkinson disease.

Ozinlex:
While wishing him quick recovery, I still want to believe God will never allow BAT become the President of this nation, never ever!

There is no quick recovery with people at this stage of his sickness except deterioration as time goes on. More incoherence, stiffness, dementia and others till systems began to shut down. The more he wears himself out, the worst he becomes.

It's people who are pushing this man, nothing more. Even if he wins, he is incapacitated mentally and physically.
Oh the greed of men

That is not urine bag but colostomy bag meaning poo bag. I think they will use catether bag and hook that up on his thigh or leg for urine. That way, no more diaper. Wonder why with all his money, he never bothered doing that since. Its nothing to be ashamed of. He would have saved himself all these embarrassments and even hide his ailments well.

His voice is filled with uncertainty and fear.

pocohantas:
Nothing you won’t read when vagina topic is on the table.

Another said she uses anti-fungal creams or whatever daily. Once she bathes and dries up, she applies it. It is part of her beauty routine.

Oh my goodness

She has been battling recurring yeast infection and though the anti fungal cream may help, it will not cure it. The key word is that she don't know what to do to stop the yeast infection. Even our doctors will run test and prescribe the same anti fungal. They don't know better.

Sunnyshinylight:
I have come across so many sisters and I have tried to interview them about how they take care of their private parts, many don't get that a woman is supposed to take care of her private part always, at least two times every day, washing it and cleaning out everything that will cause bad odour coming out from Inbetween their legs.

I have had big aunty separated from their husbands and I asked them what happened, they tell me, they always have to force their husbands to sleep with them, and it's always completely impossible task, because he will be covering his nose, he will be asking them for them to use their hands and insert his dick, on so many occasions he prefers using condoms, which to them is very insulting and they wonder if he trusts them or is suspecting them.

But you know I have asked them this all important question for women, " how do you take care of your private part"? And they are like, how? Is there any special way of taking care of what every man is dying to have?

I said to them aunty, do you realize the amount of bad aromatic discharges that's oozing out of your vagina if it's not properly washed and clean, they are like, I should get out, whether are they going for beauty pageant?

Many marriages are like this, they force their man to be enduring what he's supposed to enjoy.

Dear sister please take care of your private part, it's not only a place for sex and attractions, it's your temple of HOLINESS, remember girls if you abuse your private part not just by not washing it, by fucking around, you will surely regret it for ever, I mean ever more, let no one deceive you, life works by principles not by miracles.

You are not a woman and know absolutely nothing about that part of female anatomy.
If her vj is smelly, she should visit her doctor or better still, it may be the common yeast infection which disappears as soon as she cut down her sugar intake.

Yeast fungus( candida) feast on sugar. Deny it sugar and candida will disappear. Google the rest. These days, some informations are not easily given cos people take them for granted.

ahnie:
My God,I thought of you last week,cox you ve bn scares online for weeks now.i hardly see your comments.
Hope all's well with you and your household.
Welcome back.



Once again, welcome back.

Good my dear. I'm good. More on politics section.

ahnie:
Noodles

Ahnie, how are the kids?

That looks lovely

armyofone:
Oh mine! I should have kept kwayet

Buy the meat and try it, you might like it. It might just be me and bbstarr

Hmm. I will let you know the day I will try it. Hubby said I should do that in his absence
And eat alone

Krismas:
I weak for all these fake economics! Who told u and Emeifele that excess liquidity is caused by citizen’s borrowings? Aside big businesses thin capitalizing, like Dangote. Who else is borrowing? Or wen was the last time u took a bank loan? Oga face the truth! Do you know how much political parties have spent on their conventions alone this yr? Political spending is d major culprit and interest rate can’t stop it. They just want to suffocate SMEs dat do one or two things with banks!

They borrow in their dreams.
Nigerian banks don't lend money to middle class not to talk of poor people. But na we go suffer the consequences at the end.

Buddha3:
Indeed, economics should be made mandatory in secondary schools...and folks like you should be grilled on it for the entirety of those 6years, so you can have a broader understanding of concepts.

This move by Godwin Emefiele is only aimed at providing temporary reprieve. Increased interest rates in lending isn't necessarily going to translate to a reduction in debtors and the quantity of money in circulation. Yes, some business persons may fiddle with the idea of borrowing less but that percentage is going to be infinitesimal. Rather, those business owners will go ahead to take the loans and let the increased interest rate translate to an increase in the prices of the goods they'll be importing and retailing to the ever consuming public, that way they'll easily fund the hiked interest rates, keep their businesses afloat, give the apex bank more money in the reserves or more to be re-looted as is the case with our finished country, while the general populace bears the painful brunt of this stupendous increment.

You can argue that this move further portrays Emefiele as an economic dunce, but I tell you, this is a very calculated move geared towards accruing more money for government officials to pillage considering the fact their administration is winding down. This move is simply made to mop up more monies into the pockets of a few, since their initial attempt at extra taxes was hugely rebuffed. They just found a subtle way to still extort you and me.

N/B: There's the need to remind you that 70% of major businessmen and women run their businesses on 40% of liquid capital and 60% of loans from banks. So do the maths.

Thank you.
Emefiele and buhari has killed us.

Traditional rulers always cash out during election. Nigeria is not good, they are part of the problem.

I am yet to see their benefits to the society. They are still following their colonial master's rule of maintaining monarchy.
In uk, the monarch gulp 100 million pounds yearly of tax payers money.
Hmm.


What is their relevance to the society?

Don't tell me they are custodians of our culture cos I know my culture which is passed down to me from my ancestors.

Nigerian electione is all about mockery.

Teaser4:
Lately, I’m use to ppl throwing insults with mentions, that’s why I’m always on the offensive … I only scan mentions, once I notice any “foul language”, I go return the favor. I’m working when I replied earlier, I just carefully read your previous mentions, na only “crazy” and “make no sense” I noticed earlier.

Well the reason for this epistle is to say that I am Sorry ma , na my home training make we come back to type this…not because you use to like my comments on foreign section.

Lastly, Salt and water really do the magic, I can defend that anywhere cos I don run am wella, back then in naija and it works. I don’t know the science behind it, I sha know it works, immediately after sex, she go unirate anything wey p**sy swallow.

I had to quote you again so you go see am ma. You fit no notice the previous edit. I have modify the post.

I have already moved on. I qoute few people's posts and before i quote somebody, i must have done a background check a bit unless I'm trolling which the person will know later. But thanks. This is rare in nairaland and I do appreciate.

Yep, anytime I want undiluted news on Russia, I read your posts and that of seunny4. And has recommended you two to some friends to read and make up their mind. I read one other guy's posts but recently I haven't been seeing his posts.

pinkPUSSY:
This is not something that should be used as a campaign tool because it's like a norm among Nigerian politicians.... Orji uzo kalu and Amechi received their as well

Look at the hungry looking people behind a billionaire. And he wasn't disturbed at this picture. Nigerian politicians are extremely wicked.

skj1377:
Oga a sperm can stay active waiting for an egg seven days after sexual intercuse. Be careful to avoid denying your pregnancy.

Sperm can only live in a fertile ground. Aside the fertile window, sperms are useless to the female body. Some women have very short fertile window. Max is 5 and it's rare and also depends on the capability of the sperm. Most are unhealthy and dies off, some can't swim cos sperm released is not enough to propel the movement. Lots of inhibitions.

Most things you read are based on all things being equal.

And most importantly, antibiotics don't have anything to do with early abortion.


Why women tend to get pregnant easily is that nature made it in such a way that a woman in her fertile window is always eager for sex. Sex is sweeter, orgasm mostly achieved during that time with little or no stimulation cos the body is well prepared. Some don't know but that's when they seek out their men mostly. Look at the animals, how do the male know the female is ready if they don't give out pheromone?
Humans do that too but cos we have higher sense, more subtly.

Teaser4:
who let the dog out…. What’s crazy about salt and water, shey na acid I type ni…. Alaye fvck off…. No be me invent am… search am on Nairaland you go see results

I normally read your posts on foreign section and liked your views a lot but never knew you lack manners.

Joyincrease:
A lady once told me she uses it to abort an early pregnancy and it works for her. I was shocked as well. It's well o

And you believed that?

Just like that?

She was never pregnant. A delayed menses caused by hormonal imbalance is not pregnancy and it happens to women at a particular time in their lives.

Teaser4:
Salt water works magic, immediately after sex, she go urinate everything … calm down and learn, if you don’t want to kindly fvck off my mention….

Stop please. You all makes no sense at all.


This is crazy.

The way we swallow antibiotics in naija.

We should stop abusing drugs. Kidney failure etc is not all about alcohol. Even taking too much paracetamol hs negative effect.

And somebody up there is swearing antibiotics can terminate early pregnancy.
Okay o

If things don't work out as they want, it's their wife.
They are in pepertual poverty, na the wife carry bad luck come.
But when Fortune smiles their way,they will remember side chic, infect their wives, impregnant side chic and boldly marry her.
When you talk, they will remember African tradition.

The most self centered species of men on this planet earth.

Look for another story. This one has casted since last year.

You won't go and look for menial job to do while waiting for ASUU or jamb.
Lazy Nigerian youth.

And keyamo is yarning dust.
Why is a northerner not apc presidential spokesman since na them get apc.
When it comes to dirty talk, my southern people will welcome it with open glee.

Acidosis:
Your brothers consider you to be their mother's substitute. It is a trap. By assuming her role, you may also take on her mistakes. Don't ever assume that you can fill the gap she left behind. Whatever she had with those irresponsible men is not your business. Help if you want to help for the sake of philanthropy and nothing more.

Because she presented herself as one. The moment she stops acting like a substitute mum, every one wil find their level. 19yrs is legal age in Nigeria, he should look for menial jobs to do to help himself.

We intentionally make people lazy in the guise of help. And it now become an obligation from the receiving side. When you refuse to help, you will be termed enemy of progress. Always ready to receive is what has brought Nigeria to her knee by the elite. Steal as much as you can, then share stipends to them and they will lick your bum. What a crazy mentality.

maureensylvia:
Thank you

Reminds me of someone I called a friend told me that after studying banking and finance, I ended up doing business.

Agro business for that matter
My only regret is not starting earlier

My prayers and goals are to improve much more...I know I'm getting there

We don't practice what we study most of the time especially our country.
Side hustling is always encouraged. Side hustling as a student opened unprecedented doors for me. As in beyond my wildest imagination.
With focus and determination, you will surely surprise yourself. Trust me on this.

Also, based on experience, men tend to genuinely help young girls who are helping themselves. The key words are discovering opportunity before you and street smartness.

pealso:
I wasted my vote in the last election. God have mercy on me

Amin

Domipraiz:
And sum idiotttt what this old man to lead them for another 8 yrs after Bubu.


Poverty is a disease

Very nig one. Both body and mind.

When will Nigeria get nukes

Originalsly:
Hmmm.... and we always wonder why Genevieve and others just turned their backs on Nollywood. I know they are some foolish people in the world... but this is beyond foolish.

I noticed quite a number of them left the industry.
I don't blame them. I will leave also cos they don't know that being an actor is a dignified profession.
All over the world, they are used as role models and ambassadors while young ones look up to them. But here, gosh.

Kaduna people voting Datti their son is more plausible than atiku. Its all man to his name this time around. Not follow follow like before.

You are advertising a Nigerian house yet pegging the price on dollars.
Are you OK?

Make una get small self esteem na. Be proud of where you come from.

armyofone:
I don't like pork too. The meat scent makes me some how. I can eat small amounts of it only as well done ribs made with only dry rub.

Never in stew, soup or sauces.

And I am thinking of giving it a try.
I no do again