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TV/Movies › Not Enjoying This DSTV Experience One Bit! by DesChyko(op): 1:10pm On Aug 20, 2016
Long story cut short, after enduring GoTV last season, I managed to install DSTV and subscribe to DSTV Compact Plus, Ignoring their free Compact subscription that lacks SS3.

It took about two hours of burning fuel to get the service up and running yesterday, and when I finally watched Man Utd vs Southampton on SS3 HD, I believed all my soccer problems are over.

You won't believe that since 9am this morning till about 15 mins ago when my generator went off, I have had the same subscription error E16-4. That is if you take away the cash I used on airtime calling Customer Care, loading and reloading their self-service page. Considering that this is not pay-per-view, not getting this service when I want it means that I am being cheated off my money.

There has been no complaints of network issues from others who are enjoying theirs, I'm totally disappointed with the flops of what I initially considered a major upgrade.

Well, this is turning out to be an experience though. I'll sit it through and share with others who intend to follow suit.
Crime › Re: I Knelt And Begged Him, Yet He Slaughtered My Daughter In My Presence – Mother O by DesChyko: 11:49am On Aug 20, 2016
Tallesty1:
There's absolutely no justification for the man's action.
So says the first sentence of my comment.
However, we must not let sentiments paint the lady innocent of any wrongdoing simply because she is dead.

I was simply seizing on this misfortune to address certain things ladies do that may throw a man over the edge. It's a two-way thing.
Crime › Re: I Knelt And Begged Him, Yet He Slaughtered My Daughter In My Presence – Mother O by DesChyko:
As long as that man may be a psychopath and guilty of murder, there is a huge void to be filled, and which may never be.

How did David and her late daughter begin? Were there favours, sacrifices and promises?

Just the other day, we read of a lady who gobbled cash off a guy at an eatery and deceived the guy, alighting at an uncompleted building, followed a shortcut and disappeared, leaving the guy waiting for no one. Do we honestly expect a handshake from this guy to the girl when next they cross paths?

R.I.P. Lady. We hope you died innocent.

P.S.: For those of you attacking me, continue. I have four sisters in all and for those that are single, I always caution them to be wary of relationships that hinge on promises and favours. There are often prices to pay when they are contravened. Call me a murderer if you will, just don't encourage your acquaintances to do the same, even if you have no qualms with it.
Crime › Re: Another Man Commit Suicide In Calabar - Photo by DesChyko: 8:19am On Aug 20, 2016
Buffer:
Don't expect a direct link from Lagos media yet, this happened just yesterday in far away Calabar and captured live by an eyewitness
By direct link I meant the government being directly responsible for his problems like unpaid debta and money troubles due to owed pensions or undue sack.
Romance › Re: Is This Guy Not Wicked And Only Want To Destroy This Small Girl by DesChyko: 8:09am On Aug 20, 2016
The girl herself that is taking two weeks to call a man her own, if that is her vision of life, then don't blame the man.

I've seen people cite pregnancy as a prerequisite for getting married so I'm not surprised.

If you have told her and she won't listen, then sacrifice your friendship and tell the parents yourself if you feel it has come to the extent of being excessively worried.
Crime › Re: Another Man Commit Suicide In Calabar - Photo by DesChyko: 8:05am On Aug 20, 2016
The man died of his own personal problems, not of the problems millions of Nigerians are facing.

He resorts to suicide because that's his best reaction.

Except there is a direct link, It will be wrong to pin this on the government. Very wrong, even when driven by sentiments.
Family › Re: My Neighbors Wife Is Hitting On Me, Again. What Should I Do? by DesChyko: 8:02am On Aug 20, 2016
3, 035, 301 topics created.

This is one of them
Fashion › Re: Barber Turns Boy's Hair To Wi-fi (photo) by DesChyko: 1:11pm On Aug 19, 2016
Not neat enough to be really impressive.
Phones › I Almost Wiped My Phone This Morning..almost by DesChyko(op): 8:20am On Aug 19, 2016
I woke up tonight to carry out some downloads on the Airtel Night Browsing Data Plan. I left my phone on last night so when I woke up to a fluctuating mobile data service that goes off for some minutes after it comes on, I suspected the phone had developed a fault. I tried another airtel line in another phone, and it had a stable browsing network and I became convinced that the phone had an issue.

i quickly subbed on the other line and googled what the problem could be. The solutions bordered on 'wipe cache', 'soft reset' and 'factory reset'. I tried the first two but it didn't solve it. I was unwilling to factory reset and lose all my data, and since my device is not rooted, backup to restore was going to be a full time job.

I googled more and came upon this set of solutions whose first step was for me to contact my service providers and confirm that there is no problem at their end. Just then, I remembered that I put 'Airtel' messages on blacklist. On checking it, there was a message stating specifically that there will be an upgrade within the early hours of today, which explains my problem. Choi! What a sigh of relief.

I have since removed Airtel from my blacklist. Shout out to those who experienced the same problems and those prepared to call Airtel a scam this morning. grin

Have you downloaded Google's own video calling app, 'Google Duo'.. It was available for download on google play yesterday. Install and spread the word. It was a nice experience. Available only for Android devices

#WaitingForAllo
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Five Things I Would Learn To Do If I Was Jobless by DesChyko: 7:38am On Aug 19, 2016
I tried to do some of this but came to the reality that you must have financial stability first. Therefore, jobless isn't the only clause. You must have an alternative source of income, Parents or guardians sponsorship.
Politics › Re: How Far With Our Refineries? by DesChyko: 3:15pm On Aug 18, 2016
The past administration made it clear that it was too difficult to maintain those refineries, citing lack of maintenance for many years and difficulties in getting the workforce from countries with technical knowhow, but these our Saints in power blatantly called them liars, adding Naija Refineries to their numerous promises within the first 100 days in power.. Now we don dey touch 500 days, no show. Onto the private matter, it's not all aboit license. The environment must be viable too. If na you, with how thos country jaga jaga so, you go come position refinery here?

You know say pikin wey dem carry for back no dey understand say journey dey far.
Sports › Re: Nigerians Representing Other Countries At Rio 2016 by DesChyko: 2:47pm On Aug 18, 2016
Akanbibabatunde:
wattapun heroine keeeehuh
HEROINE
[ her -oh-in]
noun
1. a woman noted for courageous acts or nobility of character:
Esther and other biblical heroines.
2. a woman who, in the opinion of others, has special achievements, abilities, or personal qualities and is regarded as a role model or ideal:
Name two women who have been heroines in your life.
http://www.dictionary.com/browse/heroine
Phones › Re: What Airtel Did To Me These Morning by DesChyko: 1:06pm On Aug 18, 2016
wisemaster:
Some Nigerians are ingrates. You've used up to 21GB and just because the service was temporarily down for a night you labelled Airtel a scam. You forgot those days when you would spend close to 50k if you wanted to download data of such volume. Go and apologize to Airtel for Scamming on their integrity.
Perhaps wisdom and knowledge in your case are strange bedmates.

How did he call the plan a scam?

You need to register for grammar lessons.
Crime › Re: Assassins Kill Couple In Okwelle, Imo State And Kidnap Three Children by DesChyko: 12:53pm On Aug 18, 2016
toboski1:
Terrible animals in human clothing!!!

but was there CCTV in the house? how did they know she was raped when the only true witness are kidnapped
something is fishing about this incident
My point exactly. Either the media is trying to draw some traffic or the police just bombed.
Crime › Re: Assassins Kill Couple In Okwelle, Imo State And Kidnap Three Children by DesChyko: 12:46pm On Aug 18, 2016
Reference:
C'mon. You mean you can't see signs of rape and you can't see signs of forced abduction. Are you a child huh
Sure. But without CCTV footage, how can you attest that the act was done in the presence of the husband and kids?

It's just a guess at best since there is no first hand witness to corroborate the information, but it was divulged with certainty.

If it takes a child to notice such, you are right about that then wink
Crime › Re: Assassins Kill Couple In Okwelle, Imo State And Kidnap Three Children by DesChyko: 12:42pm On Aug 18, 2016
9jaRonin:
Its called forensic evidence..... undecided
Or Media Spice wink
Romance › Re: Is There Really No Perfect Husband? by DesChyko: 9:28am On Aug 18, 2016
Depends on their definition of perfect.

The wiser ones know there are ups and downs in marriage so the ideal perfect husband would be one who keeps trying to give his best in spite of life's challenges.

The wait for the perfect man is the reason 'Singles' Prayer Power Nights' are held on open grounds and have security to control the crowd undecided

And some will still not succeed
Politics › Re: Jonathan Gov’t To Blame For Poor Rio Olympics Outing’ – Solomon Dalung by DesChyko: 9:18am On Aug 18, 2016
Look at this cow?

You're making up non-existent excuses. Did they for one day mention GEJ?
What was the input of the FG last year towards the Olympics?
If you had written this one off due to poor preparations, then what were you doing in Rio?
Even the one wey take 7 months appoint this imbe.cile undecided
Romance › Re: Check out the Creative Mindset of Man and His Unborn Daughter (Pics) by DesChyko: 9:15am On Aug 18, 2016
The man sabi draw sha..
But the baby wear pampers inside belle huh
That one no easy to understand o
Crime › Re: See How A Female Coper Was Impregnated By Secondary School Boy:photo by DesChyko: 9:13am On Aug 18, 2016
This is like an extract from one of those 13-page #50 Ghana storybooks they sell on the streets of ifirikpukpu undecided
Crime › Re: Assassins Kill Couple In Okwelle, Imo State And Kidnap Three Children by DesChyko: 9:09am On Aug 18, 2016
This news dey somehow o

If they hacked the couple to death and made away with the children, then who was the source of the information that they molested the wife in front of the kidshuh angry

But.. This world wicked!
Sports › Re: Check Out What This Nigerian Boxer Did In Rio Because Of The Nigerian Government by DesChyko: 9:06am On Aug 18, 2016
LOL!
Nigerians are solidly behind you..
One For Us Abeg
Sports › Re: Nigerians Representing Other Countries At Rio 2016 by DesChyko: 9:05am On Aug 18, 2016
That's how one lady like that sponsored herself to row for Nigeria. Tomorrow when she begins to row for Guinea Bissau somebody will say 'One of us has left'.

For this her thoughtful action, was she given a heroine's welcome to the fold to inspire her and others on the need for patriotism?

Yeye President. For im mind, he dey focus on governance o! Small time we go see picture wey he snap in front of TV wey dey show Olympics angry
Education › Re: Extra - Difficult Word Problem Question & Step By Step Solution - Samimath.com by DesChyko: 8:55am On Aug 18, 2016
About 2 days and 22 hours.

It's a case of using the given data to estimate how much of the work each would do in a day individually; then putting each of their daily work together and figuring out how many days it would take both efforts to finish the house.

Maths is all about pictures; draw the picture and the logic becomes clear, even without putting a word down.

Abstract Algebra, Real Analysis, Mathematical Methods, Topology and Lebesque Measure had always defied pictures though grin
Car Talk › Re: Let's Build A Car by DesChyko: 8:44am On Aug 18, 2016
#following smiley
Politics › Re: EFCC Detains Achike Udenwa Over N350 Million Election Fund by DesChyko: 7:50am On Aug 18, 2016
So, what should we do?

As long as the N350m doesn't translate into opportunities for the masses as easily as they sre announced,, this information is as useless as the Events section of this forum.
Phones › Re: Amazing Charger That Charge With Ur Breath by DesChyko: 4:43am On Aug 18, 2016
srrrr:
abi...


BREAKING NEWS: Beans + kulikuli + Eva wine = wireless charging
Choi.. ☆☆B R U T A L☆☆
Politics › Re: "Pls Help NEPA Wants To Kill Us With Light" Kindly Read With Details. by DesChyko: 6:54pm On Aug 17, 2016
How else would they make their money from prepaid if not by giving you light so that it will get exhausted. If they like, they can keep it now. After removing the service charge, there is no way to benefit until customers use their recharges.
And they were actually complaining of Niger Delta rubbish beforw the service charge was removed o.

The next thing is for them to reduce the cost per kW. And to verify that they can't mess with the meters from their stations.
Sports › Re: Japanese Surgeon Flying To Brazil With $200,000 Cash For The Dream Team(pic) by DesChyko: 6:42pm On Aug 17, 2016
Yeye minister brought on by yeye president.

See as Surgeon pocket get sense pass Nigeria economy for where Dream Team dey undecided

I for swear for them, but if this country bad pass as e dey, na die be that oo
Politics › Re: Nigerian Youth Starts A Petition For Nigerian Youths To Form A Party by DesChyko: 6:37pm On Aug 17, 2016
It's very cool.. But the 'change' there is messed up
Phones › Re: Amazing Charger That Charge With Ur Breath by DesChyko: 6:32pm On Aug 17, 2016
I'm not comfortable with stuff like that being over my nose..
I'll hang it where it'll charge faster instead..
Over my assh0le..
After a meal of beans with kulikuli for dessert cool
Politics › Re: APC Wants PDP Dead – Fayose by DesChyko: 6:26pm On Aug 17, 2016
So does the church members worshipping in a church close to my house.
They frequently pray for their enemies to die.

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