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So, which one be you there? The Bicycle?

#OldSkoolTinz

I have seen this story before.

Well.. This is just a story.

No room for conversation.

Stingy OP.

Wow.. I'm helping out because I really want you to settle down.

There's this cute female (or otherwise) here. She's NgeneUkwenu.

Search for her and search no futher..

Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF).
Accountant-General of the Federation (AGF).

Such important posts should be clearly defined.

Meanwhile it's good news for the government workers.
And for those who're after their money

NOT AGAIN

This man should have spared the verbose semantics and just iterated the last paragraph, which factually is the crux of the letter.
However, he seemed to have forgotten the President's mantra: 'I am for everybody and I belong to nobody'
Not that I blame him much. Subsequent events have put that out of the minds of those who actually took the mantra serious.

Take down the third picture if you would, until the said person receives his certificate and leaves the school. Not saying stuff can happen, but it's quite accusing.

Dry. Your wife chose him. Go fix yourself.

Babe, I beg you. No be you go marry am. If you don get person wey you want make e marry am, kindly tell her so.
Otherwise, just do your job as a friend and stick to her through thick and thin. This package wey dem dey call love so, e get as e dey take work.
E fit be say God wan use her pick the Corper call immediately . No spoil show

Depends on your definition of love.
A rational lady can do that.
An ambitious lady can do that too.
But ordinarily, it's bullsh*t.

Yesterday, I reject Airtel sims from two beauties wey dey convince me to have it for free.

Na im person dey talk all these Ntel LTE talk. Shebi if you fly go Abuja go buy am come, you go still order 4G phone from SLOT abi?

E get when some people spend #40k and above because of sim.

#NeverAgain.

RoyalBlak007:
..."date with a boring guy" hmmm...Sister?!

[color=#EAC319]Pls someone should give her clay to make her own interesting guy[/color]

Haahahahahaha

*dies*

Rapmoney:
The question is: Can you do that in his country as a Nigerian?

No.

Dem no dey do like that for their street.

We sef dey do am nah.
Abi where he learn am from?
Make we comot the log wey dey our own eye first.

Trust me, no one teach babies how to suckle.
Pardon my raw words, but the need to f**k will lead you aright.

If you're in this position, you'll understand how one struggles to reach the innermost layer of his heart to find the will to appreciate a kind gesture.

It depends.

You can drink it because you're tired to prepare something more demanding. You can also drink it simply because you miss it - like junk food or so. Finally, you can take it because there's no cheaper alternative. If you inteprete that as poverty, you're on your own oo.

Who is he gonna use that skill for?

Even if Biafra will be actualized, we pray it never degenerates to this level.

How they'll manage to stay together and successfully too is still what I cannot fathom.

It's allowed.

I agree there should be a limit. But students sometimes drive people off the edge.

ashjay001:
The onus is on d accused to sue their asse_ss for defamation n wrongful accusations or wareva and demand a public apology!

If I wanted to sue The Punch, summons would be sent to No. 1, Olu Aboderin Street, Ikeja, Lagos , Nigeria.
If I wanted to sue Vanguard, summons would be sent to No. 2 Vanguard Avenue, Kirikiri canal, Apapa, Lagos, Nigeria.
If I wanted to sue Sahara Reporters, where would the summons be delivered? See? They have nothing at stake here, so they can crap all over the place and no one takes the fall. But since you trust them well enough to be your knowledge bank, good luck with that

onenaira4:
I've honestly learned today that Nigerians living in that country are beyond stupid and gullible as Bleep. You don't even need to give evidence of anything to them before they take it hook, line and sinker. After reading the SR exposure of the so AK politician building a house and they provided little to zero proof to verify the house they pictured was actually owned by the man in question and I was shocked how little ppl questioned the 'report', I came here, na the same mess.

The guy in question is a politician but did SR provide any evidence that he hired the protesters? Apart from showing pictures of the man in the prptest, what else did they provide to prove the accusations against him?

The ignorance of you lots is amazing. No wonder una politicians play una mugu and no fucking wonder your entire nation politics is a laughing joke to the rest of the world. The people they lead are just too dumb.

Look, you are VERY sensible. How people easily assimilate Sahara Reporters bullsh*t beats me. Investigative Journalism, they call it. They're just a pack of deluded miscreants

civilserva:
You didn't make sense at all.

What course did you study in the University?

Way To Go!

Please, visit EEDC

I used around #3,300 worth of power for six months, only for me to go for renewal, bought #4,400 worth of power and was charged #3,750 as service charge for the five months that elapsed since I last recharged. The goats then gave me only about #600 worth of electricity. Can you believe that? Can you f**king believe that?

Now I don't only pay my bills. I also have to pay for their unreliability

My sincere condolence if this is a weekly plan.

But if it's a monthly plan, then you have little to complain about. The speed may not be much but in reality, should you fully utilize this opportunity, you are getting an extra 10gig monthly. Also, the surface cost of this should have been a little over #11,000, which should rise even more once you consider it's a 24/7 plan, but you're paying a paltry #10,000. So, this isn't a scam. Say rather, that it doesn't suit your plans.

That is asking too much of Ekweremadu. If he is to be instrumental to Biafra, then he is to be let alone and addressed in the strictest of covert dealings. Stealth is of importance. Biafra have been declared illegal by the Nigerian Government. Just think of what will become of Ekweremadu if he keeps being mentioned in identical breath as Biafra.

henryhemon:
GO try out a beer parlour desultory drool like SR see how easy it is to get to their level. SR got clots,they've got intelligence not your kind that stay in your hut n type bull crap . Before you get to SR level......generations might pass oh you 're making excuse ....we're plenary not going on when the other 10 abandon their duties?

Here's someone celebrating silly journalists. Their modus operandi is a shame to anyone who desires concise facts only. However, if you're a good judge of intelligence, it's yet to be seen, judging from your plain errors while struggling to take a jab at someone.

EreluY:
Self delusion.

I hope this increases your bank account

Honestly, I don't fancy all these kinds of crowd mentality. Others can use it as they deem it fit, but it will eventually fade away like others.

You weren't really interested in whatever he was saying in the first place. Else, you'ld have made sense out of whatever he was saying. That dude puts smiles on some ladies faces.
If you wanted an entertainer, you should have ordered one. The rule of conversationalism demands that there is more than one contributing source.

VickyRotex:
God bless your kind heart!

Amen. And bless you too.