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FashionRe: Reasons Why Boys Should Cut Their Hair by DesChyko:
1. WRONG: It's no secret that some keep their hair because of the contours on their head. Others SIMPLY look more handsome when they style their hair.

2. WRONG. Not in all cases. Back then in school, the way to identify high-ranking cultists is the way they completely shave their head and leave only the beards. Even now, some bad as$ nigga do that to put up intimidating fronts. So, this logic isn't entirely correct.

3. WRONG. Some will definitely not agree that grooming beards makes one look responsible. The converse is the case. People who wear their beards full (let's not talk about the 'long' beards, please) are not usually considered approachable to begin with.

4. WRONG. Baldness is a problem. Come on, how comfortable will you be sporting a 'm-shaped' haircut with a desert in the middle of it all? Won't you prefer it doesn't show up.

ALAS, you left the best for the last. The best reason to cut your hair is to alleviate stress. Combing, Washing, Styling, and all that bother vapourizes each time the clipper makes those wonderful 'mind-soothing' trips on your scalp grin
PoliticsRe: Why The Increase In Fulani Herdsmen Attacks? by DesChyko: 5:27pm On Apr 21, 2016
Probably the lack of rain is not making grazing ground availability easier.
But then, they know they're untouchable.
The god of the bat pays house rent for the bat.
CrimeRe: Boko Haram Terrorists Kill 11 In Yobe by DesChyko: 5:25pm On Apr 21, 2016
Is that Boko Haram FC?

My condolence to them, but there's a saying in my place: Aruruala gbaa afo, o buru omenala

The Boko Stories are becoming boring.
RomanceRe: I'm New Here by DesChyko: 5:22pm On Apr 21, 2016
Rastafara:
Serious na?
Is that possible?
Ain't I commenting on RASTA's thread? angry
That's where your first fans would be garnered grin
PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters Sponsored Smear Campaign Against Governor Udom Emmanuel by DesChyko: 5:16pm On Apr 21, 2016
I'll be plain about it.
Anyone who balls hook, line and sinker with Sahara Reporters is a gullible one.

They're known for stirring up trouble simply because they have nothing at stake.

But you can't blame them. If they didn't have an audience, they would be sane.

A careful fellow will pick corroborative journalism over their careless investigative buhaha.
BusinessRe: Children Playing At The Premises Of Onitsha Mall by DesChyko: 5:13pm On Apr 21, 2016
0rex:
The pictures supplied do NOT give enough information for you to make this conclusion.
You can only see the width of the base properly on a plan view or properly taken front view picture.
Hence the use of 'quite'.
If I had an accurate view (overhead), it'll either be dangerous or not.
NYSCRe: Amazing Picture Of 3-year-old Corp Member by DesChyko: 5:10pm On Apr 21, 2016
Dry.
What service is she rendering to the nation?
Dry.
RomanceRe: I'm New Here by DesChyko: 5:08pm On Apr 21, 2016
Alright. First, head over to the 'Weed Section'
HealthRe: My Stomach Beats. Is It Normal by DesChyko: 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2016
You're probably feeling one of your numerous blood arteries especially the aorta. If you remember your Biology, the aorta moves from the heart down the body. It should be responsible for that since the beat is in sync with your heart.

Just be watchful though. If the beat is not in sync with the heart, it's something else.
HealthRe: My Stomach Beats. Is It Normal by DesChyko: 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2016
Theophinio:
Please what should be done to avert it
Alright.. First off , the name I gave about what you're feeling is a fake grin
But I think there's nothing to worry about wink
BusinessRe: Children Playing At The Premises Of Onitsha Mall by DesChyko: 4:47pm On Apr 21, 2016
igboboy3:
..What if an epileptic child climbs to the top and starts convulsing...
Lol.. Seriously?
Epileptic?? gringringrin
HealthRe: My Stomach Beats. Is It Normal by DesChyko: 4:34pm On Apr 21, 2016
GastroCardiac Amnesia sad
PoliticsRe: Agabi Begs Umar Over Oluyede’s Behavior by DesChyko: 4:24pm On Apr 21, 2016
Who is being fooled?
Let them proceed with the case jare.
Will he be sent to jail or just held for contempt?
AutosRe: Clean Registered Honda Odyssey 97 @ N330,000.00 by DesChyko: 4:17pm On Apr 21, 2016
Hmm.. Nice deal
RomanceRe: Something's Missing In This Finger by DesChyko: 4:15pm On Apr 21, 2016
This username is like a room nick I used to see in Health Advice -1 room grin.
What else, if not nail polish? undecided
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Enjoying Happily In California ,while Apc,buhar Zombies Queue For Fuel by DesChyko: 4:09pm On Apr 21, 2016
DaBullIT:
It hurts a lot when those who want to appear smart actually prove how stewpyd they are

Unlike you i believe he /she is sensible , i just destroyed that lie with evidence

He / she won't bother to respond


And how would you be so dumb to think it's war of data ?? data for some people is like air , it's always there

so kindly go fukkkkk yourself
Funny Dude. You debunked the claim, true. Why spoil the aim?

What joy do you derive fighting in the first place; and doing it over the internet?

You believe your evidence isn't enough to drive your point home, hence spoiling for an ONLINE battle? gringrin

PoliticsRe: Nigerians On Twitter React To Danladi Umar's Outburst by DesChyko: 3:54pm On Apr 21, 2016
For now, majority of Nigerians want Saraki nailed. Most of that majority do not care how that is achieved, by nook or by crook if all legal means fail. That judge should know better than to flare up because of a motion being filed by the defendant who believes he's being denied the right to a fair trial. If the prosecutors are sure of their case, would they be bothered by the judge who tries the case? It just seems like the case is a play on stage where all actors had already been fitted in such that the loss of one ruins the play.

I think that's being silly, fighting corruption with corruption. The end result is a wiser corrupt person standing tall.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan Enjoying Happily In California ,while Apc,buhar Zombies Queue For Fuel by DesChyko: 3:47pm On Apr 21, 2016
DaBullIT:
You can respond with insult, I have lots of time today
In other words, you're inviting him to a war of comments dependent on data right?
Naija youths sef and internet
gringringrin

EducationRe: How To Slice An Onion Without Shedding Tears by DesChyko: 3:41pm On Apr 21, 2016
So, because of onions.. undecided
You dey pay for the tears?
PoliticsRe: CCT: Drama As Saraki’s Lawyer Gives Breakdown Of Transfers To Foreign Account by DesChyko: 3:35pm On Apr 21, 2016
If Saraki's lawyer is tendering this evidence, it would mean it forms part of their case?

However, the prosecutor said it'll take the whole day hence the omission. Is this revelation harmful to their case?
EducationRe: Were You Taught These Big Numbers In School? by DesChyko: 3:32pm On Apr 21, 2016
Wetin person wan dey count reach all that side?
Even if nah your money, you convert it to standard form and rest your mind.
Novemtrigintillion undecided
CrimeRe: Omg! Student Kills Classmate With One Hot Slap During A Fight by DesChyko: 3:26pm On Apr 21, 2016
#MadeInGhana Slap undecided
Jokes EtcRe: She Wants A Guy Who Opens Door, Who Handles Money (photo) by DesChyko: 3:25pm On Apr 21, 2016
Even if she no want am, he go eventually get one woman, marry am, born pikin without feeling inadequate. #Shikena.
RomanceRe: 8 Ways Ladies Act When A Guy Turns Down The Offer Of Having Sex With Her by DesChyko: 3:22pm On Apr 21, 2016
Hahaha.. Although these rarely happens in comparison to when a lady refuses a guy sex.

The names wey the guy go call am no be here.
NYSCRe: Please Help Me!! by DesChyko: 2:06pm On Apr 21, 2016
Nelly3:
Fellow PCM, what can I present at the camp in place of school ID as I lost mine in 500l while in school and I couldn't get another till I graduated?
Heard it is very important during registration.
Get a forged one. You can't wait for your school to produce one for you. Just fit it in an old ID card holder so it looks legit. Many cafes have templates for school IDs. In as much as you're a student of the school which they already know from the Senate, the ID Card is mere formality. They have no way of verifying all ID Cards that turn up. Just have every other document available so you won't have to explain yourself. After all, once you leave the point of registration after your first day in camp, the ID Card becomes useless to them.
PoliticsRe: Prisons controller generals aides beat up female lawmaker at national assembly by DesChyko: 1:58pm On Apr 21, 2016
Power tussle.
The wielders get so carried away that they don't even realize when they begin to hurt themselves.
RomanceRe: Follow Your Heart But Take Your Brain Along!!! by DesChyko: 1:36pm On Apr 21, 2016
0ubenji:
Thrz nothing wrong with u buh the food
Cool. Then perhaps you should try to cut the ladies some slack. Some may not find the 'brain' talk endearing simply because the world is used to 'heart', same way virtually everyone would prefer pap and beans in separate plates. ;-)
We all know everything about love and loving takes place in the brain, same way both the beans and the pap end up mixed in the stomach, but sometimes, we just ignore the complexities and let it slide grin
PoliticsRe: FG To Begin Payment Of Salaries By 25th Of Every Month – AGF by DesChyko: 1:30pm On Apr 21, 2016
nickxtra:
The posts are clearly defined as thier names sugges, except if you wanted to say the acronyms or abbreviations
Yes. I meant that the associated acronyms be well defined in relation to the posts. At fist glance, I thought it was the Attorney General grin
RomanceRe: Follow Your Heart But Take Your Brain Along!!! by DesChyko: 10:07am On Apr 21, 2016
0ubenji:
...
I prefer to eat beans and pap from one plate such that they are both mixed together properly. The pap then assumes the colour of the beans with all the ingredients used in cooking the beans scattered in the pap. Do you think there's something wrong with me?
Technology MarketRe: Spectranet Scam by DesChyko: 12:43am On Apr 21, 2016
Proffdada:
I guess you didn't read his complaint very well before responding. The guy subscribed to a monthly plan of 24-7 10gb which costs N10, 000 with unlimited night browsing (3-7am) but the bandwidth is always reduced to trickling rate at those hours. It's high time we asked, what course did YOU study?
Be calm. I read everything. But you obviously didn't. The free browsing time was 1am - 7am. That was your first error . Your second error was that it was a 10GB plan while the OP stated 20GB. You can point mine out

1. Free Browsing at an average speed of 100kbps for 6 hours by 30 days gives you how much data free?

2. Are you aware that 24/7 data plans cost higher than evening/weekend plans in comparison to the data size assigned?

I studied Pure Mathematics. And 'you' are asking, not 'we'. As rational and thorough as one can be in most decision-making cases.
BusinessRe: Children Playing At The Premises Of Onitsha Mall by DesChyko: 7:45pm On Apr 20, 2016
vanbonattel:
You obviously didn't climb mango trees as a kid, sorry.
If that 'thing' were to be located in the 'rural' areas where trees are in abundance, you may have a point. But then, with kids, you can NEVER be too careful
BusinessRe: Children Playing At The Premises Of Onitsha Mall by DesChyko: 7:39pm On Apr 20, 2016
There's nothing wrong with it being there.
After all, Parents bring their kids there. It's not really kids affair then.

However, that 'thing' is quite dangerous.
The base should be wider than it is.

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