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LastMumu:
Mehn thank God for the advancement of technology o, where I for dey store all the _porn videos I dey download for xvideos?

So nah you make their server dey slow

Rapsowdee01:
4gb ?? #200 naira



Taah !!! Na for Chibuzor shop you buy am and it own even comes with videos, songs and chinese girls pictures abi ??

Gbam

I still do not believe the Chibok Girls thing o

Before nko? Not interested in a new experience.

Lmao.. My brother.. Life is Good.
But 4GB card for #200 bawo?
Na 'Iron-condemn' ab0ki sell am for you?

slyIsaac:
So all my advice nor dey help since... Ah!


I just got heartbroken....

Ndo

Everyday we get to see 'Ten ways of this', 'Ten signs of that', 'Ten reasons for this', 'Ten steps to that'. Well, a relationship that has to apply all that has to be a laboratory. The frequency at which these 'rules and regulations' pop up will get you thinking relationships are like Windows PCs: Just press 'Ctrl + S' and it'll be saved.
Enough said. I'll be sharing with you, reasons not to really take any of these creative writings seriously;and this time, they aren't up to TEN!

1. The person advising you doesn't know you all through. You can be told all sorts of consequences that may arise from doing this or doing that, but hey, there's always the chance that you'll strike gold with a 'don't' or you'll really hit the bottom hard with a 'do'. You're the best adviser to yourself. That the solution worked for him/her isn't a guarantee that it'll work on your partner in an exact manner, or that the result will please you in a similar proportion.

2. Solving your relationship problems yourself personally develops you as a self-dependent person. But relying on others to do that for you decreases your dependence on your intuition to wade through such issues. The result is, once you have problem, you begin to look outside instead of inside (the origin). Then, you may resort to silence followed by SOS phone calls to the 'relationship experts' or the good ol' 'google', instead of a simple 'I'm sorry' or 'F*ck off' as the case warrants and E.O.D.! End Of Discussion!

3. You know your choice of person and you have ambitions, challenges or queerness that attracts you to a person or to people. That is your choice (good old power of choice), meant for your own enjoyment all through your days. Trading this for some 'set of rule books' is the same as being a robot (do as I do). You may have your seriousness invested in one relationship; and your frivolity in another probably unattainable target. Better you enjoy your own relationship completely. So what if 'people will say'? W e can't expect goats to say it (although I suspect goats actually say, but we don't hear it. Ever seen it smile when you pass?) Go for whom you want and how you want it! (IT )

4. It corrupts your perception of people. This is due to the stereotyping that arises from believing it's the same thing everywhere. Unconsciously, we stereotype. But constantly doing that, even when we can afford not to, makes us myopic in reality that makes us unwilling to explore the alternative that things aren't always what we expect. Hence, we become pests to our partners and others in relationships simply because our opinions are quite annoying (and boring)... (and unwanted).. (and uhmm.. I'll fix this later).

5. Everything in life occurs in stages. Likewise your relationship. It could have ten stages, or a hundred stages, or a thousand stages. The advice may be good, but applying it at the wrong stage could (let's not say 'would') go BOOM and you'll be left looking like a fool. Now, how do we know the exact stage our relationships are in? The truth is that, while we know in our hearts (brain actually), we can't really describe it all to someone else. Now how can one be sure of the exact stage for which an advice is meant? No Way.. So, no need.

It's not such a bad thing to listen to advice. But it's a bad thing to go 'OH! THERE IT IS.. MY PRECIOUS SOLUTION! IF THIS DOESN'T WORK, THEN ITS OFFICIAL. MY PARTNER HAS A MENTAL PROBLEM'...(well, we know who has the problem, but let's not say). There's no such thing as perfect solution. There'll always be tiny (hopefully insignificant) cracks if you look well enough. So, when next we happen upon a relationship advice, here's what to do:
(i) Read it all up.
(ii) Write it down on a neat sheet of paper.
(iii) Take a deep breath.
(iv) Make a paper boat with it.
(v) Sail it to China.

This post is a relationship advice which tells you not to listen to relationship advice. If you can carry out the above five steps on it (you can adjust the last two steps a bit; maybe just squeeze it nicely and shove it up your rival's as$ ), you're well on your way to building a relationship you want.

Cc: Lalasticlala

It's not a man's world. You want gender equality.
But you discard the female way of life in preference of a male's.

It must be enough jare. Just split it 60:40 in favour of traditional wedding since bridal charges dey and movements will be more then but then, the white wedding will have more guests. Except you plan to do them same day.

As a pro-PDP Nairalander, Let's complete the rites on our President please.

Prophet indeed.
Blame the folks who can't use their brains for a single thing.

Everything they seek God's attention and intervention. He may be wondering why he have them brains if they must still pester him so.

Congrats jare my man. If your parents probably weren't well to do, they may not have agreed to sacrifice the money used in sending you to school.

layla129:
Lol, how?

Sister, the male and female folks today have been after each other's throats in threads like this that exposes the ills of the other sex. The thread is serene in contrast.

If this man finally walks free, it'll be a heavy smear on our country. The prosecutors better get their acts in line. Meanwhile, I believe some spiritual force don mean business for this man

Good to see y'all ain't killing yourselves on this one.

My Brother. It's not easy o. These days, I review our budget daily. I've stashed away my certificates till further notice. Government jobs now are either temptation or frustration. Any person without creativity now is in deep sh1t. This is the moment you wished you spent your university days playing around in political circles. Who knows where your WAEC result would have taken you to. Even some without it are top citizens.

Brother, we will always have problems at one point or the other in our relationship; some we simply tolerate, the rest we tackle mildly or harshly. But in all, inviting a third party should be after we have exhausted our personal human efforts. The journey isn't smooth. But for that person, it's worth it.

This is plain gossip!

Tallesty1:
lwkmd.



You be igbo person bah?

Yes. Sure

Tallesty1:
Honestly Your bride price isn't supposed to pass 2 nairaland likes and 1 share.

Baba, I don complete the bride price.
Abeg, you get her contact?

Hadez:
..Imagine calling ladies olosho.

I've read the article twice. I'm yet to see a direct reference to this.

Lol.. Where is Flavour on that list? It would seem the OP isn't familiar with Igbo language

Before he hit his current status in the music industry, Flavour was an expert in 'rotten' music. Both the title of his songs give out the obscene nature of the songs. In one titled 'Pant no n'iro' which translates 'the pant that is outside', he was screaming this as a chorus, asking after the owner. The verses talked elaborately about how he intends to get the girl down (to we all know where). Or is it 'Ife Nsonye' which translates 'sex' literarily, talking about a sexy lady that he's telling so that they can go home and do 'ife nsonye' and many other names he called it in that song. Well enough, the video showed two pair of nakeed female legs suspended in the air while he sings over it

He should be No. 1

Another person is Phyno, but he always codes his own. You have to be quite crafty to uncover all his references. Lol

I would have included Prophet Mech, but that guy may not be psychologically balanced in the first place. His songs 'Konji' and 'Ife' are off the chains. I don't think he's normal. Forget him

Yes. But Real Madrid have confirmed that he is suffering from muscle strain.

Wise saying. But then, it is he who wears the shoe that knows where is pinches. It's easy to analyse things logically in this case if you are not a victim.

#Soap.. Let the washing begin.

Cutehector:
I will never trust a girl

You don't need to. Girls are temporary in a temporary stage of life. Reserve it for a WOMAN.

E get who no dey lie? It's essential once in a while jare. To avoid unnecessary confrontations.

While undergoing one of the most challenging trials of all time, he's still much concerned about these kangaroo appointments? It's either he's sure of getting away unscathed or he don't know what is coming.
Don't be surprise if that decision was 'party' motivated though.

Nonsense. Millions give out dresses to the needy and don't carry placards to show, and you're announcing on social media about dresses that will end up in the hands of those who are obviously well-clothed. How then does this benefit the society?

It's not a new tale that funds are being diverted. This is no news.

Jesusloveyou:
God bless pmb for keeping the money

Smh.. What do you mean by keeping the money? Did Nigeria enter a revenue contest with other nations to know which can withold funds longer at the expense of the masses?

hungryboy:
oga bone dat thing, If all of us stay for school, who go come be your gateman?

WISE