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Politics › Re: Buhari Inherited N600bn Oil Marketers’ Debt, Says FG by DesChyko: 6:38pm On Apr 25, 2016
Lmao.. Any need to read through this article before you know it's one of the APC Propaganda Tools.

Was it not during the election period that an FG-Marketers issue arose over the debt owed marketers. The marketers themselves insisted it was N200bn after they were paid around N150bn. What's with this new N600bn figures??

Except they're trying to tell us Jonathan imported N400bn extra petroleum in his last month in power, which of course is just rice and beans for zombies grin
Politics › Re: Buhari Orders Release Of 10,000 Tons Of Grains by DesChyko: 11:46am On Apr 25, 2016
DickDastardly:
Grains for ....... we don turn birds for buhari eyehuh
Its officially finished grin
Lol
Travel › Re: Port Harcourt International Airport Bags The Worst Airport In The World by DesChyko: 11:39am On Apr 25, 2016
In the world? This rating is a joke. I'll love to know how many airports the author has been to? There are well over 40,000 airports in the world. The author is still in her 30s and her life as a reporter began in 2010. How many airports did she visit yearly since her birth? 1000 airports per year? Rubbish.
Politics › Re: Man Strips Unclad To Buy Fuel At A Station In Lagos. Photos by DesChyko: 11:17am On Apr 25, 2016
fulanmafia:
Those policemen should be identified and sacked immediately.

Instead of arresting the nuisance for public indecency, the clueless cops ended up begging on his behalf.

Incompetence at its very best.
Look at this herdsmen relation talking about arrest. What do you know about the law? angry
Politics › Re: Fayose Behind Fuel Scarcity, APC Alleges by DesChyko: 10:52am On Apr 25, 2016
DaBullIT:
paranoid schizophrenic behaviors
It is not by sleeping with Oxford Dictionary. Any word you have no idea about its meaning or usage, desist from using it. #GrammaticalAbomination
Webmasters › Re: It Is Possible!!! You Can Lie On A Bed Made Of Nails - Scientific Prove by DesChyko: 8:12pm On Apr 23, 2016
Rice and Stew..
Baba, I get two more bags of nails and I dey Lagos too.
Make we connect run the test sharpaly
Romance › Re: What Do I Do? She Likes Me Rather Than My Friend by DesChyko: 8:09pm On Apr 23, 2016
I don't think you need to do anything.

We're the ones who need to do something.

After all, why else did you tell us something like this?

You just want us to know; and maybe pad up your nairaland profile.

Unfortunately, some of us know better than to take such frivolity serious in the least.
Romance › Re: Help ! I Need Your Advice by DesChyko: 7:59pm On Apr 23, 2016
Don't approach her. She isn't important enough to inspire you to act.
Celebrities › Re: Ini Edo’s Brother Celebrates Her Birthday (pic) by DesChyko: 7:50pm On Apr 23, 2016
'Ini Edo’s Brother Lavishes Her With Praises On Her Birthday'
GBAGAUN! grin
Family › Re: She Wants To Call Off Her Relationship by DesChyko: 2:47pm On Apr 23, 2016
For only one reason, she should quit.

Mother-in-laws and Daughter-in-laws are NEVER at peace in most homes. If her interference and influence is like this at this stage, the future is very very bleak.

Let her try Option B biko.
Romance › Re: Help!!! I'm Falling For This Girl, But She's My Ex Gf Sis by DesChyko: 2:44pm On Apr 23, 2016
My brother, when nah to dey take mumu thing as serious business na wetin separate mad man from normal person o. Just confirm if village people never do meeting for anybody head before you reason this matter again. sad
Celebrities › Re: Fan Makes Jest Of Waje's ‘dentition’ In New Photo, She Reacts by DesChyko: 2:35pm On Apr 23, 2016
cool

Crime › Re: My Husband Killed My Child, But Police Want To Cover It Up: Wife (pic) by DesChyko: 2:31pm On Apr 23, 2016
Had he known? Had they known?

Look at the sacrifice their hatred took??

Relationships, especially those with kids are not supposed to be massage parlours for massive egos and irrational pride. It is always the kids that receive the wrong end of it!
Celebrities › Re: Buhari Has No Intention Of Making Nigerians Suffer – Bovi by DesChyko: 2:22pm On Apr 23, 2016
if you read carefully, you will notice that he didn't criticize any government, neither past nor present. That is how a business man should act, steering the middle course so as not to alienate any customer. Ride on, Biz Dude.
Romance › Re: Are You Sure Your Lover Is Not Suffering From Bipolar Disorder? by DesChyko: 2:18pm On Apr 23, 2016
Instead of you to search out and stop whatever you do that is bringing out the other side in your partner, it is easier to blame bipolar disorder?

The situation of our country today alone is enough to flip one's emotions by the minute. Moreso, someone you expect more from but getting less instead.
Sports › Re: Dead Referee 'Appointed' To Officiate Nigerian League Match by DesChyko: 1:52pm On Apr 23, 2016
Na miskate
Family › Re: Why You Must Not Allow Any Lady To Call Your Son "My Husband" by DesChyko: 12:29pm On Apr 23, 2016
Any small boy can rub cream on his aunt's back or help her clip her bra or even zip her gown up. It's because her fingers can't reach behind :-p
Spill the remaining CREEPY INFORMATION that can convince us otherwise that it's not you fantasizing over our dear old aunt.grin

STINGY OP angry
Family › Re: 11-Year-Old Boy Maltreated By Stepmum: See The Highest Order Of Child Abuse by DesChyko: 12:23pm On Apr 23, 2016
I can see these are like three different pictures on different days?

I guess you should consult Human Rights. Meddling in the family issues isn't likely to solve anything other than more trouble for the boy.

But then, hope the boy isn't a miniature terrorist? Granted it doesn't warrant the treatment, but you can't trust an emotionally-heightened person to be rational.
Celebrities › Re: Lagos State Police Command Reveals How Linda And Wizkid Feud Was Resolved by DesChyko: 12:16pm On Apr 23, 2016
I still think they're both quite immature for the kind of celebrity status they've garnered.
Crime › Re: I Raped My Best Friend's Daughter Because I Don't Have Money To Pay Prostitutes by DesChyko: 12:07pm On Apr 23, 2016
Na wa.. Why're we so barbaric in this country?
A more severe punishment needs to be written into law for this animal-tendencies which makes the news everyday in Nigeria.
While at it, Parents should be wary of how they let their kids mingle with strangers. The core lesson of not abandoning an errand for any reason was obviously missing.
Politics › Re: Nwobike Paid N750,000 In Justice Yunusa’s Account - Witness by DesChyko: 10:28am On Apr 23, 2016
diegwu01:
if we take a closer look, we may find your phcn line was cut because you're owing.
This line is becoming stale as well. With the introduction of prepaid meters, cutting lines is not an issue and there is no excuse why there'll be no light, not even for half a day in an entire week. The goats are simply not bothered because whether or not you use electricity for one year, they are sure of #9,000 annually from the consumer in the name of service charge.
Abeg, stop defending those power guys.
Education › Re: Stop Laminating Certificates! by DesChyko: 10:21am On Apr 23, 2016
Someone mentioned last time that laminating certificates may present difficulties when leaving the country. Luckily, I've laminated none.
Celebrities › Re: PHOTO: Give This Picture A Very Funny Caption by DesChyko: 7:35am On Apr 23, 2016
Ewoo! Ihe nile ndi a o bu condom? shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Most Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by DesChyko: 7:33am On Apr 23, 2016
The Duta Gamers
Romance › Re: Five Reasons Not To Follow Relationship Advice by DesChyko(op): 7:25am On Apr 23, 2016
MasterRahl:
OP! You've spoken well. I believe congratulations is in order.
Thank You, Brother.
Phones › Re: Lol! Unbeliveable!!!! See What A 5 Megabyte Hard Disk Looked Like In 1956 by DesChyko: 6:18am On Apr 23, 2016
LastMumu:
Mehn thank God for the advancement of technology o, where I for dey store all the _porn videos I dey download for xvideos? undecided
So nah you make their server dey slow angry angry grin
Phones › Re: Lol! Unbeliveable!!!! See What A 5 Megabyte Hard Disk Looked Like In 1956 by DesChyko: 6:16am On Apr 23, 2016
Rapsowdee01:
4gb ?? #200 naira huh



Taah !!! Na for Chibuzor shop you buy am and it own even comes with videos, songs and chinese girls pictures abi ??
Gbam grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: 100 Abducted Children Located: What Nigeria Needs To Learn From Ethiopia by DesChyko: 8:05pm On Apr 22, 2016
I still do not believe the Chibok Girls thing o undecided
Romance › Re: If You Could Choose Your Partner Again, Would You Choose The Same Person? by DesChyko: 8:01pm On Apr 22, 2016
Before nko? Not interested in a new experience.
Phones › Re: Lol! Unbeliveable!!!! See What A 5 Megabyte Hard Disk Looked Like In 1956 by DesChyko: 7:57pm On Apr 22, 2016
Lmao.. My brother.. Life is Good.
But 4GB card for #200 bawo? undecided
Na 'Iron-condemn' ab0ki sell am for you? grin

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