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Question for the gods..

Asking questions you won't get answers for.

Since people have been clamouring for his SSCE result, have you seen any?

Hmmm..
This man is a Yar'Adua waiting to happen.

Wow! That's really bad.
Telling the truth always pays for you have to cover up lies with more lies.
For a president, that is quite unpardonable.
But then, in the land of the blind, a one-eyed man remains the king.

^^^

When GEJ said "Your interest is my interest", he was referring to citizens.

If that is your own interest, goodluck with that.

Well.. You echo my signature.

Motor dey here abeg.. Choi

Post his 'full speech'
Some of us didn't witness it

GoodFaith:
Hope you are faithful
time will tell
we will put small change in your pocket
we will see how you respond to the women that
want some of you

Don't insult a stranger. It's bad manners

These reasons are crazy.. Check this out:

2. Men climax faster when they pay for it.
Verdict: You lose something.

4. Men prefer the faster route.
Verdict: You don't lose anything.

5. Men don't want complications.
Verdict: Serously?? You lose something and you don't want to lose anything? What's more complicating than not wanting what you've already done?

Final answer: Be faithful to your partner or stick to your wife.
That doesn't make you a real man, but it is challenging. And it takes a real man to meet challenges.

offspec:
YUCK!!! I believe the water would be purify, but then, what about the odour?

Everything you purify takes away its own chemicals, part of which constitutes the odour.

So?
I've watched Nigerian mothers suck out the catarrh from their kids' nostrils even though it is produced by bacteria which is harmful to the body.
Why should one be afraid of 'faeces' which comprises of undigested and indigestible food materials that enters through the mouth?

Jonzing..

If Fashola were to be competing for another term, this would have been a campaign strategy.. Lol.

Having taken note that topics can be modified by Moderators, I have to label the specific moderator who moved this story to frontpage as being simply unintelligent, or worse, one with an ulterior motive tatamount to misleading Nigerians.
The reason is because he/she failed to include the timespan during which the 2000 people were killed.

That invitation was given to Buhari because of the position he held in the Nigerian Army.
They aren't interested in how he managed to reach that height.
It's just a gesture from the US Goverment.

But then, INEC is trying to say they do not actually need it.

Is this believable?

I think not.

Crapjones, this topic had already been discussed hours ago.. Changing the topic won't change the contents.

Pay Omonile jare

Fabrication

If it was unimportant, why did INEC make a meal of it?

Lol.. 'No pictures or I don't believe it'..

Someone looks like an overaged houseboy to someone there.

Age doesn't matter. Not in Nigeria.

Thousands of capable graduates are roaming the streets while the old men with dementia and brains programmed with only greed are falsifying their age and holding fast to the positions.
Institutions are still frustrating and churning out graduates into the already congested labour market, but what do the old men care anyway?

Age counts for nothing in Nigeria. After all, our mentality is still 1970 in reasoning and we're not ready to change things yet.

I would have bought a form for my late grandfather. We'ld have collected a loan from the bank. He was just 81 in 2011 and he had no shoes too years back. And he can't find his certificate as well.. Truly.

Nigerians no dey see that one oo..

The reason I feel he will win SE/SS zones completely is because the residents, whether in APC states or not no wan take ear hear say dem wan pursue Southern man put Hausa man o. The massacre of their brothers in the North still remain fresh in their memories.

Only Rivers may prove a hitch, but the rest would be landslide victory for Jonah, judging by the mindset of the locals.

As long as we don't have a refinery here in Nigeria, the producers, importers and marketers will continue to rip us off pricewise and litrewise.

By the way, I thought Dangote has reduced the price of cement to ₦1,000??
I bought some for ₦1,950 yesterday in Owerri town and it's been how many months since the announcement?

We had the first change in 1999.. But the change was partial. It was a disguise. And the price was paid in November 1999.
It took the death of hundreds in Odi and ₦37bn for that mistake to be effected.
Another Change like that is looming. How much will we pay this time?

I think God would be really pissed at the indian hemp smokers for allowing the devil lay his hands on some.

This is a general summary of how brides are had in the Igbo traditional setting of Mbaise. It will be exposed step by step and with time.

Note: The groom is not necessarily active in these proceedings. He may or may not be present but the rites are undertaken by his kinsmen.

The first rite is the 'introduction'. The date is fixed by the groom's party and announced to the prospective bride's family. If the date is conducive for both parties, preparations are made for the visit. The male members of the family are notified so they can be present. The only females that can be in such meetings are those that came with the groom's kinsmen.

The groom may or may not arrive with his kinsmen. They are welcomed by the bride's people, given kola and asked to state their mission, which the spokesman does directly or indirectly. After stating their mission, the following items are presented for assessment by the bride's kinsmen:

a. 1 big jar of palmwine.

b. 1 carton of beer (Star preferrably).

c. 8 kolanuts (4 two lobed kolanuts (Gworo Hausa) 4 Four-lobed kolanuts (Oji Igbo)).

d. 1 hot drink.

e. A certain amount of money for 'enquiry' (ajuju).

Depending on how far the groom's location is, the cash varies greatly. This money is to enable the bride's people journey down to the groom's location to inquire after the groom's family for there are certain qualities that are frowned at by different families.

Precautions:

1. Get the palmwine from a good trusted tapper.

2. Make sure the kolanuts are good and not dried out.

3. To be on the easy side, have more than 1 bottle of hot drink and extra cash for fines.

Any fault found with the items presented results in a fine depending on the item. Note that this is hardly a peaceful proceeding as both parties dig out faults in either side as a norm in the negotiations. The groom should stay out of it. Any communications with the groom should be made in private

The prospective bride is then called in and asked if she knows the visitors. She is then told of their mission and asked if they should proceed to accept the gifts they brought. Should she reply 'Yes', the proceedings moves on and she is asked to leave.

They then settle to eat and drink as prepared by the bride's family. Mostly served here are oil bean (ugba), rice and fufu. The palmwine and drinks presented by the groom's kinsmen are used as refreshment.

After a successful introduction and enquiry, both parties moves on to the next stage.

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The consequences of ignorance.

The news is posted three good times in one comment box!
The paragraphs are out of order!
Your work is poorly organized!

There are many operations in the Nigerian army that doesn't follow protocols.
But since he has tendered an explanation why it got missing and has an alternative means of obtaining one, let him do so.