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Politics › Re: Nigerian Defence Headquarters Releases Pictures Of BIU Operation Aftermath by DesChyko: 4:13pm On Jan 15, 2015
Adex097:
GMB!!! The Abraham lincoln of our Time grin

#Brief history of Abraham Lincoln cool

1832-Ran for state legislature - lost.

1833-Borrowed some money from a friend to begin a business and by
the end of the year he was bankrupt. He spent the next 17 years of his
life paying off this debt.


1835-Was engaged to be married, sweetheart died and his heart was
broken.


1838-Sought to become speaker of the state legislature - defeated.

1840-Sought to become an elector - defeated.

1843-Ran for Congress - lost.

1848-Ran for re-election to Congress - lost.

1849-Sought the job of land officer in his home state - rejected.

1854-Ran for Senate of the United States - lost.

1856-Sought the Vice-Presidential nomination at his party's national
convention - Lost, got less than 100 votes.

1858-Ran for U.S. Senate again - again he lost.

1860-Elected president of the United States.






VOTE GMB/YEMI !!!
Well.. There is a slight difference.. Something to do with a 'missing' qualification grin
Phones › Re: Glo Gives Out N35m Benz G-Wagon To Promo Winner (Photos) by DesChyko: 2:56pm On Jan 15, 2015
Na to first comot all those 'glo' logos wey go dey everywhere, even for exhaust pipe sef angry
Politics › Re: The Roles Of Opposition In Democracy by DesChyko: 2:54pm On Jan 15, 2015
Your analysis is quite shallow and biased.

It sucks in its entirety.
Politics › Re: The "Clueless" President I Fell In Love With by DesChyko: 9:28am On Jan 15, 2015
When I observe how highly flawed comments are made against the president, I always say

"Blind Ignorance does mislead thee.
Oh Ye Mortals, open thine eyes".. -Leonardo Da Vinci.

Our problem is that we're often too lazy to find out how wrong our 'truths' are. We are not willing to accept that what we believe are wrong and that is why we cannot learn by proving ourselves right.

'Clueless' is a term many of his detractors use and it has stuck fast like a nickname, and nicknames count for nothing..(I've seen peasants called 'Chairman'). I can assure you that half the people calling him 'clueless' here cannot define clueless by heart.

I think he's a cute president, compared to his predecessors, defying many odds. I also think his detractors are doing a nice job of creating a nuisance of themselves;at least, they've won over lazy and most unlearned Nigerians.

And even as he hasn't done the best he can, his potential and his status as a 'Thinking Man' will ensure he gets my vote. Obasanjo is probably pissed Jonathan hasn't gone in like he did in Odi '99.
Family › Re: Should A Woman Help Her Fiancé To Pay Her Bride Price? by DesChyko: 9:21am On Jan 15, 2015
mutter:
A good idea however the problem is it could lead to insult.

Woman - you are not even a man I am the one that married you.

Man- you were so desperate you even paid me to marry you.
Man - I married you with my own money so don't tell me what to do.

OR

Brother- Don't take out your frustration on my wife! It's not our fault you're still single @ 43..

Nothing is perfect.
Family › Re: Should A Woman Help Her Fiancé To Pay Her Bride Price? by DesChyko: 9:18am On Jan 15, 2015
Her Choice..
If she is desperate, this isn't even a question.
And you can't condemn because you aren't in her shoes.
Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Braless In New Photo by DesChyko: 9:16am On Jan 15, 2015
This on frontpage?
Politics › Re: Picture Of Oludapo Osinbajo & Aisha Buhari: What's Wrong With The Pic? by DesChyko: 9:07am On Jan 15, 2015
Alcatraz001:
@ Mhizenegu, please am waiting for your address and name so that I can teach a lesson.I won't kill you myself,I will only send yoruba Nationalists to waste you.
!!!
How about you drop your own private name and address? To demonstrate what we call 'guts'. No offence if you live under the bridge though.
I think comments like these are made by jobless miscreants.
Politics › Re: AI: Boko Haram Killed Woman In Labour During Attack by DesChyko: 8:58am On Jan 15, 2015
RevDesmondJuju:
I thought amnesty international had been at the forefront condemning the heavy handedness of the Nigerian security forces?
Who wouldn't be? Should the NA have killed the civilians themselves?
Politics › Re: How I Engage With APC Supporters And Win Them Over Offline. Part 1 (Corruption) by DesChyko: 8:55am On Jan 15, 2015
*nails my seat to this spot with 18 inches nail*..

This space is not for sale, lease or passing by!

Trespassers will be shot.. Survivors will be shot again angry
Politics › Re: Rigging Does Not Cause Violence -- Jonathan by DesChyko: 8:47am On Jan 15, 2015
Just see how people misinterprete the president??

"Change the 'does' to 'did' and put 'in 2011 election' at the end and see how different it sounds.

Life will never be favourable for those who seek the downfall of others by hook and by crook.
Politics › Re: Remembering Our Fallen Heroes: Read My Message To All Nigerians. by DesChyko: 8:44am On Jan 15, 2015
Let me not ruin this thread with the misbehaviours of power-intoxicated soldiers in civilian settings sha.
Politics › Re: Obasanjo- Jonathan Please Answer My Questions.. by DesChyko: 8:39am On Jan 15, 2015
How did you get this information?

From one of those 'anonymous' sources abi?

'Get lost with your misleading article'.. NEXT!!
Politics › Re: List Of Senatorial Candidates For The 36 States And FCT And Their QUALIFICATION by DesChyko: 8:37am On Jan 15, 2015
Grossly uninteresting.
Nairaland General › Re: The Word "F*CK" by DesChyko: 8:36am On Jan 15, 2015
You should have simply linked the video.. Who needs these subtitles? angry
Politics › Re: Military Takes Delivery Of Attack Helicopters by DesChyko: 8:31am On Jan 15, 2015
That awkward moment when we rejoice if our country buys weapons but get annoyed when the President travels to promote inter-nation peace.. sad
Jokes Etc › Re: Childhood Memories (when You Where Young,some Funny Things You Do) by DesChyko: 8:29am On Jan 15, 2015
When I was younger,
1. I would eat all the flour covering of 'Burger' peanuts and leave the groundnuts(or peanuts) inside to eat them later.

2. I would fight willingly but when I see blood on any part of my body, I will stop fighting and start screaming for attention.

3. I would start making noise with my mouth when I notice my attempt to 'fart' silently didn't work out.
Health › Re: Cholera Outbreak Kills 20 In Rivers; 171 Cases Reported by DesChyko: 8:25am On Jan 15, 2015
But for the deaths, this is a much-needed distraction from the shady political atmosphere..

RIP to the dead and please read up prevention and caution techniques.
Travel › Re: Please Where Can I Translate Official English Documents To Italia In Nigeria? by DesChyko: 8:18am On Jan 15, 2015
Embassy sure pass o.. At least, they will give you contacts if it can't be done close by.
Politics › Re: PDP Lacks Integrity To Query Buhari’s Certificate, Says Tinubu by DesChyko: 8:01am On Jan 15, 2015
This Tinubu's speech sounds quite stupid.
Celebrities should talk less, really.
Politics › Re: Jonathan, Buhari Disagree On 2011 Post-poll Crisis, Sign Pact by DesChyko: 7:54am On Jan 15, 2015
Yeah Yeah
Politics › Re: How The Elections Are Already Being Rigged - Vanguard by DesChyko: 7:53am On Jan 15, 2015
MansaMoussa:
Nonsense! While the Average Northerner is willing to stand in the Harmattan Cold from Dawn till Dusk to collect his PVC..
Unfortunately, the same cannot be said of their desire to become educated. They live, breathing propaganda.
Politics › Re: MUHAMMADU BUHARI, Nigeria’s Strictest Leader... Photos And Video by DesChyko: 4:03pm On Jan 14, 2015
Could Buhari had made that speech after he took over? Looks beyond his intelligence in words.

Seems a nice guy though, by deeds. But then, that was in the 'Yes Sir' military regime. Now, everybody has a mind of his/her own. No need to experiment 'again'.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious... Some Girls Are Way Too Greedy (pic) by DesChyko: 9:15am On Jan 14, 2015
zigger:
If am d guy. Girl: can u buy me icecream pleeaase. Me: but u re shiverin. Girl:Pleeeaase. Me:No, let's get to d bedroom so I can make u warm
Not funny at all angry
Politics › Re: Massive Crowd Turn Out For Benue PDP Campaign Flagoff (photos) by DesChyko: 6:24am On Jan 14, 2015
Moderators, please verify news facts before putting them on display.
Stop aiding misleading Nigerians.
Politics › Re: İs This The Change We Clamour For? by DesChyko: 6:20am On Jan 14, 2015
The 'whirlwind and rainstorm' comparison is the perfect description but You just have to quit talking sense to these APC fanatics.
They seem to have decided not to think properly before pitching their tents.
It's best they're allowed exercise their voting rights.

Ihe onye nyutara bu n'isi ya.
Pets › Re: Which Of The Dog Breed Will You Love To Have?? by DesChyko: 9:43pm On Jan 13, 2015
I love Samoyeds.. Pure breeds.
Politics › Re: Olusegun Obasanjo Declares He Is Now ‘ABJ’ - Anything But Jonathan by DesChyko: 9:40pm On Jan 13, 2015
Soon, OBJ will release a press conference rebuking this claim.

If one tries to verify these stories flying all over the place, some stupendous nonentity will begin reciting how he spent the whole of last year preparing for e-wars.
Romance › Re: He Needs Crucial Advice by DesChyko: 6:44pm On Jan 13, 2015
He doesn't need an advice.

Let him learn from firsthand from experience. Next time, he will vet a lady well before seeking a relationship.
Education › Re: Pls Help It Urgent! by DesChyko: 6:41pm On Jan 13, 2015
Uni is best certificate-wise. But it's far more expensive and transfer is not easy.
Crime › Re: 57-Year-Old Woman Dies After Sex Romp With Lover In Lagos by DesChyko: 6:37pm On Jan 13, 2015
Lol.. Cute
Politics › Re: Why I Support Buhari/osibanjo By Pastor Sunday Adelaja by DesChyko: 6:36pm On Jan 13, 2015
"Why I support Jonathan/Sambo" by DesChyko..

Like dude, are you really gonna give two fvcks about my subsequent write-up?
Touche. The feeling is mutual.

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