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But what if a rat comes in and chop off my manhood. I don't think this is a good idea. What if one female witch comes in and meets you sleeping unclad? Spiritual action might take place.

Hey mr Dan I want to buy 25.99999% state. Let's make a deal.

If you no get money you be monkey. Cash rules.

I'll take up my bible and go to saudi arabia, iraq, afghanistan, and iran for evangelism

Haven't you heard their song "thank God we're not a Nigerian". Can you imagine that? I was in their forum the other day, when i saw their posts abt my beloved nigerians i almost shed tears. They're a loud mouthed neighbor with a kind of "i'm better than thou" mentality. They're always rating themselves at nigerians day in day out while we are busy trying to be like U.S.A

I don first know na. In short they can dribble the masses like maradona, steal our wealth away and nothing happens cos they are the cabals of football

What about that gra gra player they call Musa is he an igbo? Northerners love illiteracy sha no wonder they say 'western education is a sin' not knowing that illiteracy is a killer disease. Abeg tell that idioter to get a nice school bag 5 40leaves exercise books and and start from primary 2 again. Its better too late than never!

Hey you forgot to tell us the guy is a "peaceful muslim". Pls cut his blokos and give it to my dog to flex. Hope thats sharia according to the "religion of peace"

February 9th of what? Hope it's going to be 9th of 2050. Abeg let me relax with a bottle of kain kain

Hey if you don't lose to the super eagles you'll lord to the super chicken. Anyway sound we own the game. Eagles got to kick butts this time around

Another "religion of peace" message. Anyway i'm 1500th to comment

The guy's got real talent but lacks business strategy. That reminds me of one of bill gates books titled "business at the speed of thoughts". If you prove ur product trusted, reliable and affordable customers will die for the product. Must he wait for government to buy his whole store. There's low patronage cos he's not strategizing well enough.

Cos poverty is a chronic infection. In short poverty can make a man curse God.

The religion of peace that tears people to pieces don show again. Why is it that each time i try to relax with a bottle of bear while browsing, any news of islam always happen to spoil my fun. Abeg seun create an islamophobia room and broadcast islamic news there. Islam is spoiling my fun online pls

Ya thats cool cos if you're too slow on ur way to heaven some1 else might take ur 72 virgins or whatever before you get there. Any way its better to treck to hell so that the place might get occupied before you get there and so you'll be transferred to heaven cos those who made it are few.

Thats a sweet delicious lie. Remember days ago they vowed to attack nigeria for sending soldiers to mali. They are just strategising how to re-group. Islam the religion of 'peace' that tears people to 'pieces'

A muslim chick told me Jihad means "struggle for the survival of islam". Boko haram, al qaeda, taliban, al shabab etc is a picture of the true meaning of jihad.

I've said it before and will continue to say it till Jesus comes "islam is a religion specially designed for fanatics, rapists, murderers, and satanic worshippers"

I have nothing to regret cos every disappointment is a lesson

Hey, anyone who wants to have 72 virgins in hell, go to iraq and saudi arabia and afghanistan and qatar and turkey and india and egypt and libya and nigeria and ghana and south africa and mars and mercury and jupitar etc and kill those who now know that islam is the devils religion

Hey lets have english class.
Rule1: each time you see the world "ISLAM", in that same sentense you'll see "war, suicide, rape, terrorism, jihad" etc and in the next paragraph you'll see "peace muslims"

When those al qaeda linked militants were busy fighting ghadaffi the U.S EU NATO and even shameless 9ja were supporting them hailing and calling them "freedom fighters". Was it not the same France and U.S that is arming terrorists in Syria till today. Till tomorrow i will always prefer Russia as a super power than the united states. The CIA created al qaeda to bring down the Soviet Union superpower but look at the world today and realise that the same al qaeda has taken over. Abeg let me lie down and wait for my Jesus to come

You guys got to congratulate me in advance cos very soon i'll post a pic of me and four pregnant girls i'm about to wed.

Maybe he just realised that he's supposed to be a monkey

Hahahaha(20times) this country is a comedy. Hope the goat was cooked and buried inside the police stomach? Hungry Nigeria police is at work again

I think i'm guilty of retaining urine for too long but as for that water aspect i'm a fish. Thanks for sharing

Pls tell this to tonto dikeh not me

Is this who they call toto-dick of nairaland?

Nairaland is owned by Desoda Osewa

I wrote breaxt how come its now bosom? Are you trying me?

I think this is breast milk abuse. If a man wants to touch and suck her breast she would refuse but now a tiger is touching and sucking it. Very soon she'll breast feed a snake. Hope she's preparing for breast cancer.