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what is good for the banana is also good for the republic....

Rather than strike it out, you should have set same for Christianity too...

That head reminds me of a particular character in TERRAHAWKS

Rexlaw: Unfortunately the SUV belong to Scott Tomey...the lone survivor is Joy Nuney...the dead are the driver, the commissioner for environment in IMO State (don't know his name) and the brother to the president of the house of representative Tambuwa. May their souls rest in peace.

Which Scott Tomey, the CEO of OSMOSERVE I doubt it.

so all this costume is only for ceremonial purposes. . . .

Can't believe this. . . Expos here and there!!! see what an half baked education this UN-workable marriage called Nigeria has given to our kids.

What a shame. . Just sad...really!!

Basic Instinct...

WAIT! WAIT!! WAIT!!!

I cannot categorically explain why we shouldn't laugh.

This fact is only well known to my oga at the top.

Let me not say this, and my oga will say another.

Daz all...

why now? where is Kofi

if the last, then He must be the black dude. . .

maybe a zoo might just be it. . .

Only God knows how many people this Drunk has wrongly sentenced in the past

my boo screws me anytime. . . . i mean anytime even in the heat of an argument

Thanks your stars you didn't drink from the nozzle. . . .

Advice to all, please always use a glass cup or demand for one

That is the currency of this world. . .

i Bless God in Whom no case gets tossed. . .

He delivered me from Hell. . . Blessed me with Multiple contract and business relationship.

He spared my life from the people of the underworld

He has been faithful in all His way, i can only say Thank you Blessed Lord, The Creator of heavens, Earth, the entire universe and everything that dwells in it.

Your ways are never man ways. Next year will be far greater with lots and lots of achievement and mo'chedda. . .

Eneze1: whats the big deal, civil servants are known to be lazy set of people,even if the holiday wasnt declared a lot of them wont go to d office. so it doesnt make any difference

plain truth

Barth99: I which all nairalanders merry xmas in advance.

Oga i see a blueackboard behind you, go ahead son, write WISH!. . . oya repeat after me, Wish. . .

cheerful rogue. . .

real Kitty-Cat. smells like onion flava. . . yum yum

over sabi hygiene wanna bes don carry all mana of antiseptic and jik wash that good smell away.

no wonder some women Kitty-Cat dey dry and can cut u to pieces.

2 face

Bicycle, Business and Exercise . . . .

didn't square root copy joe budden ft marco houston song/beat, abeg left matter. . . nattin dey happen.

RuuDie: The inscription on that Hoodie says it all. . ."SWAG DON'T COME CHEAP!"--- THA PREZZZ remains the man and till thy kingdom come, I'll be his fan!

He may not have won at the BBA show, but he didn't lose an awful lot either.

Carry dey Go Prezzo Baba --- more success to you

Prezzo is the man o jare! it would have been a shame if he had lost both prizze. . . .

Now son, wrap dat congo up, n ditch the bitch, no Poo., dt way yr efforts would not be in vain.

[quote author=Dr. Wise]Great Malabite! You are referring to the Obufa Esuk crisis. That community has never been the same again after the rampage.[/quote]Able Malabite. . . . i can't forget that day Malabor forever. . . that village was wiped out completely off the campus. This kids these days, wearing earing everywhere have lost it completely.

you don't need your hands to steal. . .

Guardian: BY all means necessary This hand made of God must be returned unharmed and intact to the sea.

If you can't reproduce it don't eat it. Not all that looks like food should be taken as food.

!!coughs!! bro don't get me wrong, but what do you mean by the bolded

i'm sure you eat chicken, does that mean you can reproduce it

those legs i see wearing two left sides of bathroom slippers won't even think twice about eating that poor thing even if it was poisonous. . .

i detest MOSQUITOES. . . . in fact i do not understand it purpose on Earth. . . . i can accomodate all the rats, wall geckos, spiders etc but Mosquitoes, na Die i Die.

I could be up chasing just one mosquito i see hovering around till daybreak for the fear of malaria!!! Chei these insect/pest/creatures scares the creep out of me, i swear!

why bother about statistics when the facts are clear. . . the country is in darkness, generators are suppose to act as back-up where there is power outage. But in our dearest country, the Citizen generate their own electricity, while government provide back-up?

Now ask your self, how do citizen generate electricity it's simple. . . get a generator period. Even the average man has one. Is not about whether he made up the figures or not, the question is would be have any need for generator when there is constant electricity??

What else can i say. . . . .

Nigeria. . . which way