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Food › Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:53pm On Mar 23, 2011

@iyatrustee

Not a thing. . . .

just dial my number. . . . _{+234 84 799488} cool

Food › Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:44pm On Mar 23, 2011

@firearm

you wanna be a tough guy, uhh. . . angry

i'll show you what i do to tough guys angry

, _{**reaches out for some rounds. . . pause for a second**} embarassed

_{**on seeing the almighty bazooka, gathers all the loots and slunk away to plan a more elaborate revenge later**} shocked

Food › Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:17pm On Mar 23, 2011

Hey you, waiter, get your a.s.s over here angry

Round up everything and bring them over here, and come with a bottle of Jack Daniel before i spill your guts all over the floor angry

Food › Re: Firearm's Kitchen by desthan(m): 4:09pm On Mar 23, 2011

_{**strolls in sweating profusely. . wandering reluctantly in the room. . opens a pack of gum and chewing irritably**}

_{**suddenly brings out a shot gun and yells}

EVERYBODY GO DOWN, ANYBODY MOVES AND I'LL BLAST THE PERSON OUT OF EXISTENCE

I SAY DON'T MOVE angry

TAKE OFF ALL YOUR WATCHES, JEWELERIES, HANDSET, SHOES AND THROWN THEM OVER TO ME NOW angry

Romance › Re: Which Would You Go For? ( For The Guyz) by desthan(m): 8:59pm On Mar 22, 2011

wateva the Zap ever undecided

Romance › Re: I Want To Eat Him Mugu. by desthan(m): 8:55pm On Mar 22, 2011

@poster

_{**snorted derisively**}

while you are at it, you can kiss my a.s.s and tell me the flavor undecided

you need to be b.i.t.c.h.e.d smacked a hundred times. . . you better start talking smack at me and pray i get them smack when i'm in my off mode cool

otherwise you will be shot down like a black hawk helicopter getting shot out of Libya. . .Twerp.

Car Talk › Re: Is It Safe To Stick Stickers On Your Car? by desthan(m): 4:16pm On Mar 19, 2011

@Ms Potato,

Nice ride you've got there. What brand of toyota is that and how much did you get it for?

@topic

stickers not my thingy. . . but my boo loves it so much, she has the damn thing all over her car making it look like a campaign ride cry

Celebrities › Re: D'banj Launches Koko Mobile by desthan(m): 10:01am On Mar 18, 2011

x2lambo:
Ooooshe , this guy is growing keep it up and haters should keep hating

you can say that again. . . .

i wonder when people would start appreciating their own. . . @all haters, do yourselves and enjoy the moment grin

BABA AJA, OLUWA SNOOP no long thing. . . oshhhheeeee!!! grin

Romance › Re: Is It A Must To Marry The Girl You Impregnated by desthan(m): 1:03pm On Mar 10, 2011

if you must go without, then you must be ready to go the miles. . . . .

Romance › Re: What Will You Do? by desthan(m): 12:59pm On Mar 10, 2011

I might just. . . .

_{**ah with those butt chick looking up like that. .'' jeez, e no easy oh! God save us all**} embarassed

Politics › Re: If I run with pictures by desthan(m): 12:15pm On Mar 10, 2011

@poster

Don't tell me you are still smoking that Poo undecided

Family › Re: She's A Grandmother -- At Age 23! by desthan(m): 11:40am On Mar 10, 2011

No comment. . .

Besides, the lady in that picture looks quite older than she claims.

Family › Re: Who Is Suppose To Ask My Father How Much My Bride Price: by desthan(m): 11:35am On Mar 10, 2011

@kengali. . . .

Quite elaborate and succinct. @OP. .I belief the above if for you to decipher.

goodluck cool

Nairaland General › Re: ~Nairaland Will Be Turning 6 Years On March 10th~ by desthan(m): 10:17am On Mar 10, 2011

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Family › Re: My Brothers Baby Mama Drama Is Affecting My Whole Family by desthan(m): 10:20am On Mar 09, 2011

**oh blimey**

**can't read this, will rather take a photo of it**

Romance › Re: Wetin Women Dey Contribute 4 Relationship Sef? by desthan(m): 4:34pm On Mar 08, 2011

I see no reason for all the clamoring. . . .

Whats with all this derogatory and vulgar languages?? Harariki just air this view/opinion and never passed it as fact. If anyone has anything to add or criticize, then it should be done constructively not all this bashing, talking of sounding like bunch of undersexed, oversexed, matured, immature strangers.

This only proves that the ability to grasp the purpose and intent of the post only shows what an half baked education this dis-enfranchised, inept and unworkable marriage called Nigeria has given you all.

Y'all would have been better off a complete illiterate than the half deal you were given in classroom undecided

Music/Radio › Re: I Won’t Impregnate Women Anymore – 2face Idibia by desthan(m): 3:39pm On Mar 05, 2011

**whistles**

if to say na just me. . . .

i'll be living like i don't care, live my life unto nobody dey hia. . .

if na just me. . .

i'll be doing anyhow, because nobody go dey hia to challenge me. . . . undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Protest Begins In Libya by desthan(m): 4:05pm On Feb 16, 2011

aisha2:
I dont ban people Mr, i never called anyone dumb i called the statement dumb and silly not the man, and read through someone here has called me a monkey biggot and fanatic, i didnt reply with insults i replied rationally.
If you feel bad about anything on Nairaland instead of speaking out why dont you just pray abi?

hahehahehahehehahaha grin

, and fast too. . . .

spot on jor. . . .

Foreign Affairs › Re: Protest Begins In Libya by desthan(m): 3:52pm On Feb 16, 2011

kodewrita:
You big monkey, he was referring to the nigerian context. do you think protests have ever achieved anything in this country? even the mammoth june 12 1993 protests went nowhere.

In you rush to be bigoted and fanatic, you ignored that. next time, pay more attention to the context and not just the message.

try unseating your local government chairman with a protest and see whether adeboye was wrong.

Typical hysterical, not surprising though, since the ability to see reason is impaired by prejudice and irrationality. when people are incapable of confronting an issue/situation, they resort to foul and abusive languages and this shows how shallow and lacking in substance they really are.

Its not hard to see you function on a negative interger IQ. . .

aisha2:
Why am i being called a bigot and fanatic, because my name is user name Aisha, i laugh at your ignorance. Anyway to answer your question, protests got jonathan sworn in as acting president. The sooner we stop being docile about our situation the better for us

Please remind them, even the great G.O should chew on this too. Trying to give people false hope, _{spit, hisses. . .}

Foreign Affairs › Re: Protest Begins In Libya by desthan(m): 3:36pm On Feb 16, 2011

Tokotaya:
@Aishat, First, It's unAfrican to insult elders. Second, this is a man of God, highly regarded locally and internationally for striving for righteousness. You can actually criticise without being rude. You can disagree with a view without calling the owner of such a view dumb. Just a thought you should consider.

Mr Toyota,

Comment on the topic, if you have nothing to say then quietly move on.

Ain't nobody calling anybody dumb, He just made a dumb statement, there's a great difference in the two.

Foreign Affairs › Re: World's Best Press Photographs Of 2010 by desthan(m): 12:40pm On Feb 16, 2011

Ultrame:
^^^Wrong!

Bibi Aisha - A glaring case of Man's inhumanity to woman!

Rubbish

Bibi Aisha - A g;aring case of Woman's inhumanity to woman

Romance › Re: What Do I Do, My Best Friend Wants Me To Sleep With Her by desthan(m): 1:02pm On Feb 15, 2011

nAIL HeR tO tHE kRoSs KrOsS, dAMMIT undecided

Celebrities › Re: ~Super Diva Omotola Jolade Ekeinde At The Grammys 2011~ by desthan(m): 12:15pm On Feb 15, 2011

Ah! this fellow is wicked o!

Talking about putting his hand on a very high voltage transformer grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Malawi Bans Public Farting by desthan(m): 6:54pm On Feb 14, 2011

spicy007:
Nairaland is just full of clowns, lololol.
* and he died laffing*

_{*chewing irritably. . looks around to see if anyone is watching. . raises hand in supplication to God. . . bends down to see if there's any thing left in the dead's man pocket*}

_{walks away disappointed , dead man's pocket filled with cowries}

Celebrities › Re: The Monique Show On BET Hosted Tuface (Pictures) by desthan(m): 5:35pm On Feb 14, 2011

daduke2k:
itz gud 2 b original. Even if he speakz pidgin there, i blive whitez lyk it dat way. I ve stpd tryin 2 be sm1 am nt since most of my white friendz lyk my 9ja accent d way it iz ,even tryin 2 speak lyk me. 2 baba rockz jare.

The quest to minimize space when sending text messages is really running the communication's ability of some people so much that they find it difficult to differentiate between saving space in text messages and writing on forum like this where no charges are paid undecided

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