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Those guys are playing with Nigerian graduate with their unpredictable recruitment process.

ThaSlimKidd: Who has seen the entry level recruitment for Halliburton? Wassup with that? Any ideas or input on the subject matter?

Abusitamuno: emails have started coming in!

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Certainly not from workforce/UAC

Dpress: … if it was a joke, would it be funny ?

I still dont believe u anyway.

airsaylongcon: Comrades (Pardon the pun),
It is good to see everyone trying to give this thread a kick in the butt and get it going once again. Now we must know what it feels like to be in the Big brother house when the show is approaching the finale with the camaraderie gone and everyone just hanging around. Now we must act as a unit and push over the line. Truth be told, I am over the specified age by a couple of years but I swear down I am ready to dig in and fight with all my might. I may have deprived someone who is within the age limit and equally qualified but remember when "If you are good, you are good"was trending? I am not good but STRONGLY believe in practise practise practise; for this is the only way a boxer keeps his reflexes razor sharp.

So I beseech you all to chip in a little bit on how we can all make our AC. I have got an ebook "How to Succeed at an Assessment Centre" published by Kogan Page. If you are interested quote me. I will respond to all requests by 1700hrs today 11/08/2014. Requests beyond this date wont be answered o! Also @majekdom2, @sqlmaster and other top dawgs....me I am not good o so assistance is necessary

pls send to

thanks

Ozugbo: Can u pple hear wat am hearing.

Pls tell us.

Chiezugolum: we can only keep praying for the best

hv u completed ur assessment?

lendron03: I was amongst the 2nd and last batch that wrote the production test in warri. I got an invite for the online assessment test today with a follow up mail that says the link to the online assessment test expires after 3 days of receipt so endeavor to do yours on/before tomorrow. I'm still mustering courage to tackle mine.

You dont need to muster much courage to tackle it.

Have started mine, ans am doing it as i post this cos it is not timed.

It is has personality test, no right answers, no wrong answer.

If u are online you can be doing it while we chat to share thought.

obitobe: who has done the assessment and what is it all about?

first thing first; did you write the test and were u short for the online assessment centre.

lendron03: i belive it would be in batches. pls what is the online assessment test all about? what were the nature of the questions asked?

Brother i was really waiting for you to comment - seeing u were able to predict the shortlisting for this week; which turn out to be correct: you must have some kind of inside info.

But first thing first; did you write the test and were u short for the online assessment centre.

I havent done mine yet anyway, hoping to do it tomoro.

This test is different from the Graduate Trainee test carry out in Lagos

jodeci: Over 160 people wrote that test and i dont believe only few of us were successful (less than 20-going by the congratulatory mail sent).I hv a feeling it will be in batches.

Well, it could be true that it is in batches.

i was trying to see if i could identify ur e mail among those email but i couldnt see it or did u use another email different from the one u use to mail me?

wealthyKitan: Pls guys do you know if they would be calling for the online assessment in batches? i wrote same test in warri and didn't get this invite.

i dont it in batches because we were not much that wrote the test hence there wont be need to send it in batches. My opinion though; if u eventually get an invite pls do let us knw.

wish u the best

jodeci: Who else got invitation to seplat assessment centre.i got an invite.

Congrats bro. From your previous posts, u did the test in warri. I did my test in warri too, and got similar invite.

********************,
Seplat Petroleum Development Company Limited would like to invite you to visit our Assessment Centre to complete your scheduled assessment(s). Assessments are a very important part of this process, so please complete these steps as soon as possible.
Please click on the following link to enter our Assessment Centre: *******************
(If clicking doesn't work, copy and paste the link into your web browser address window, or re-type it there. Or, if you are prompted to enter an Entry Key, please enter ***************.)
If this is your first time here, you will be asked to create a password for re-entry.
Please make sure you save this email and your new password in a safe place.
You will need both the link above and your password to re-enter the site.
We know your time is very valuable and we appreciate your participation. If for any reason you have trouble accessing the site or your assessment, please contact me for assistance.
Thank you!


can we put head together to do this together.
the assessment is online.

luvprince4real: Guy there ar a lot of things that happens that u ar not aware of. No claim omniscience 4 here. pple ar being employed into d state civil service on a daily basis.. Uduaghan as long as am concern is a failure.. He should lift the embargo he placed on employment in delta state.

Leave that guy, i nor wan just argue with am.

okonji4real: Hw come urs 19th and others r 9th?

my goodness, thinking of something and typing something else.

Mine is saturday 9th august 2014.

Thanks.

Dragnet starts sending invite,

who else got it

mine is 9th

Ozugbo: which person don start work?Dnt post wat u dnt kno.If na by dat I 4 don dey work na.Am in Asaba n dere's nothing dat happens dat am nt aware of.

Just sayin....

In other words; you are saying there is still hope. Gud one.

Ozugbo: Lets be hopeful,4 I just got d info now dat dey ve started compiling names.

From where did u get that info from, how reliable?

When some have started work already - or they are just formalizing the compilation of the political list.

majekdom2: BEFORE I AM BEING CRUCUFIED TO DIE FOR SINS I HAVE NOT COMMITTED , PLS IF YOU DONT LIKE THE POST OR ARE NOT INTERESTED , KINDLY IGNORE AND DONT MENTION ME. I HAVE ASSESSMENT CENTRE MATERIALS I BOUGHT WITH MY MONEY AS I DID FOR THE SHL; THIS MATERIAL HAS GOT LIKELY QUESTIONS TO BE ASKED AND DIFF SCENARIO WE MIGHT FACE AND HOW TO GO ABOUT THEM.YEA , WHAT I FOUND IS , YOU CAN PREPARE BUT YOU CANT CHANGE WHO YOU ARE AT THE AC ,ASSESSORS WOULD ALWAYS KNOW THE RIGHT CANDIDATE. AM LOOKING TO SHARE THE COST WITH SOME INTERESTED FOLKS SAY 3 OR 4 PERSONS.

What amount are we talking here?

DPlacement: I have been asked to stop posting for fear of being seen as unfairly influencing the recruitment process.

I am here in a personal capacity and my views do not represent those of my employers.

I will answer 10 further questions before deactivating this account.

So far, only one person has succeeded in unmasking me. I cannot underestimate how much I appreciate that person's discretion.

After this, you are on your own.

To those who made it to the Assessment Centre stage, you are the Cream of the Crop!

First, i must thank you so much for keeping fate with us and been a guide.
Secondly, i must thank you for your benevolence in offering to answer 10 questions for us.
You must indeed be selfless and kindhearted; spending time following and seeking the success of others you dont even know - and might not know.

Short of words; i will just say i have come to like (love) your person; and the manner in wish you have decided to exit this thread - so noble and grandeur. I wish success in your own endeavour.

Now My Question
How many persons do NLNG shortlist for AC and how many will be given offers.

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Ferdybaba: Wanna wish all u guys who wrote the test today Success.

Has all the three centre written their test.

See more of lag and calabar; has ph written too - cos i choose ph and wasnt called, or are we to expect another round of shortlisting?

denass16: Guy, relax and take a deep breath and I am sure u can answer ur questions without any help. Sure u didn't think SHL was the last stage and picking 200 out of 300 is a guess work, right? I mean no offence, pls

Pls how solid (true) is this ur info:

"300 to AC.... 200 offer". Sound too sweet to be real - 2/3 chances.

Well, when miracles come they usually look soo wonderful to be real yet they are very real.

I believe this job will come to us like a miracle but pls re-confirm ur info or withdraw it if not sure.

donmarshia: Ha ha ha ha ! Maybe to help them out with wiring explosives.

2sExy1: Hey bro BH is calling... Graduate Field Engineer.

Dont tell me BH - Boko Haram; is now recruiting Field Engineers. Lol.

Lord, I am the most grateful even though i am the most unworthy creature ever.

I am so remorseful of my sins on seeing God's kindness on me. Lord forgive me and help not to live any immoral life again. Amen. Remorseful but thankful. I am noble and i will NEVER return to my vomit again.

Hey, God thanks you so so so so..... much; for this SUCCESSFUL mail.

You Lord that has brought me thus far; can finish his good work in me cos my life belongs to u.

Ok o, na only me waka come.

Still then.

tolutweety: OP : Permission to put this on my FB page ? duly referenced to the source.

Granted

9. Ms. Psycho

Advantages
a. She's fun and spontaneous.
b. She's down to earth.
c. She loves you unconditionally.
d. Everything about her is too good to be true. So everyone loves her.
e. She makes you feel loved.

Disadvantages
a. Don't ever break up with her. She will stalk your ass.
b. She keeps pictures of you everywhere and knows everything about you.
c. She can manipulate the hell out of you.
d. She will consider herself your wifey even if she may just be that chick on the side.
e. Fucking with her can make your life a living hell.

10. Ms. I have a Man

Advantages
a. She may have a man but she'll mess with you anyway.
b. She looks good.
c. You have an intense night of passion with her.

Disadvantages
a. She'll always come crying to you about the problems with her man.
b. She'll get you caught up and then leave you anyway for her man.
c. If you piss her off she'll get her man to come beat your ass.
d. She'll unofficially make you her man once she gets pissed off at her real man.

11. Ms. Tease

Advantages
a. She's tempting and a nice piece of eye candy.
b. She's intelligent, athletic, respectable and SEXXXXXXY.
c. She knows how to turn you on without touching you.
d. Everything she does is just so sensual.
e. She can bring you to that point and make you wait to get it.
f. Every time you see her you catch a mini orgasm.
g. Every guy wants her because she's so mysterious and that makes you want to get her first.

Disadvantages
a. NO matter what you think or do you never get it.
b. She probably has a long distance boyfriend somewhere that you will never know about.
c. She gets you hard and leaves you like that. (Unbearable)

12. MS. RIGHT

Advantages
a. She is not sexy, fine, or a dyme she is Beautiful and therefore encompasses all of these descriptions.
b. She is intelligent, sassy, funny, outgoing, determined, strong and classy.
c. She can cook or at least order a meal that is just like your mother's.
d. Her personality is just as beautiful as her body.
e. She believes in God and follows his virtues.
f. She knows that a relationship requires a 200% quota yet she gives her man an extra 10%.
g. She can please her man in anyway. Mentally, Spiritually, and Sexually.
h. She makes you recognize your full potential as a man and completes you.
i. She's always there for, no matter what your dreams are.
j. She's not afraid to tell you the truth and set you straight.
k. You can talk to her and confide in her, she's your best friend.
l. You love being around her more than your boys.
m. You can share your most intimate moments with her without sex.
n. You can have a bad argument with her and have the BEST Mind Numbing and passionate love making fest ever.
o. She's always willing to find a way to work out your problems and will often take most of your shit. But she's also intelligent enough to leave.
p. She's nothing like any other girl you've met. She's your woman.

Disadvantage
a. You've probably met her, or had her in your life but got too consumed with all the other types that you let her go.
b. You don't believe that she exists. So you stick with other types of girls that don't satisfy you or make you happy.

WHICH ONE ARE YOU OR WHICH ONE IS YOUR GF?

5. Ms. Tomboy

Advantages
a. She's cool and laid back.
b. She'll be willing to play rough with you.
c. Of course, she loves sports.
d. Her body is athletically divine.
e. She's easy to talk to and fun to be around.
f. She's a diamond in the rough.

Disadvantages
a. She'll remind you too much of your best guy friend.
b. She might not want to change her appearance.
c. She might actually beat you in basketball, football and track.

6. Ms. Ghetto

Advantages
a. She's not afraid of any other female or male. She will fight to keep you.
b. She's down for you. She'll be there to bail you out of jail.
c. She always stays fresh.
d. She can cook up a storm. She can make the best out of a bad situation.
e. She keeps it real and keeps you satisfied.

Disadvantages
a. She doesn't know how to act in public.
b. Your mama can't stand her.
c. You get into with her every other second.
d. She's willing to fight another girl looking at you or her PERIOD.
e. Her weave colors are distracting and her vocabulary is minimal.

7. Ms. Good Girl

Advantages
a. She's always there for you.
b. She's intelligent, classy, kind, sweet and cool.
c. Your mother loves her.
d. You can see yourself falling in love with her.
e. You are her first everything.
f. She makes you feel like a man.

Disadvantages
a. She's an A or B situation either:
A. You're not going get any until you are married or
B. She said she's never done - she said she's never tried - she's sitting there telling a mother fucking lie.

8. Ms. Main

Advantages
a. She is the one you respect.
b. She probably may know about the others but might not care.
c. She has all the qualities you want in a female.
d. You've been with her forever.

Disadvantages
a. She starts getting very suspicious and calls you every moment.
b. She will devise a plan to catch you in your act and then kick your ass

1. Ms. Gold-Digger

Advantages
a. You have some one to manage your money.
b. She always looks good.
c. She makes your other friends jealous.
d. She makes you look good.

Disadvantages
a. When you get broke she'll be gone and take what you have left.
b. She makes sure she has a child by you to sue you for child support.
c. Once your friend comes up she'll be on his arm the next day.

2. Ms. Freak (secret lover)

Advantages
a. She knows all the right positions.
b. She'll try everything more than once.
c. You're never unsatisfied.
d. She'll do all the things your girl won't do.
e. She doesn't mind being your freak, as long as she catches one too.

Disadvantages
a. Eventually, because she's a female, she'll end up catching feelings.
b. She starts to act like she's your "main".
c. She bleeps your friend and acts like you are wrong for telling her that she's a freak.
d. Eventually her shit gets old. And you need a replacement.

3. Ms. Independent

Advantages
a. You don't have to worry about buying her anything. She's got it.
b. She's intelligent, sassy, confident and determined.
c. She's great for (business) conversation.
d. She keeps it real and has goals.
e. She knows how to please a man.

Disadvantages
a. She will continuously let you know, that she can handle it on her own.
b. She will eventually say Bleep you and get a Love Machine.
c. She will consider you another one her play toys, or goals.

4. Ms. Dyme

Advantages
a. She's top of the line.
b. She stays looking like a fantasy.
c. She has the body of a goddess with the face to match.
d. She considers herself a "model"
e. Gets you hard whenever you see her.
f. All the girls envy her, but she doesn't care.

Disadvantages
a. She's superficial. She cares only about her looks.
b. She honestly lacks confidence and will annoy you about the way she looks.
c. She's probably dumb as hell and if she's not her personality is dry.
d. You have to constantly keep your game up because every guy is gonna try to get with her.

kultimate009: Nice write up.....

Thanks.