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Romance / Re: What Has Been Your Hardest Goodbye In Life So Far? by Dfynboi: 10:38am On Jul 15, 2022
Vinnie2000:
When Sandra told me she is travelling to Benin rep to meet her Aunty.
After i had spent N45000 on her birthday the previous day and was expecting coochie as thank you!.

I nearly burst into tears.
Very bad girl.
lol,mad man
Crime / Re: Baba Ijesha To Spend 5 Years In Prison, Not 16 Years by Dfynboi: 8:49am On Jul 15, 2022
5 years or 15years, men learn to control that thing in-between ur legs
Romance / Re: What Have You Said Silently When Having Sex by Dfynboi: 5:19pm On Jul 14, 2022
pheelhip:
I was lowkey begging myself to cum
Belle dan dey ache me. I couldn't stop, felt Cumming will make me feel so relaxed and satisfied, yall know that feeling grin. She already came multiple times. Just dey use nails dey scratch me anyhow.

Alas I came after few tens of strokes without using any viagra. By body system just dey somehow wink
we know ur lying but continue sha

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Politics / Re: Atiku Arrives In Osun For PDP Mega Rally (Pictures) by Dfynboi: 5:13pm On Jul 14, 2022
Omihanifa:
The title should be atiku arrives Ibadan enroute Osun for pdp campaign. Because osun no get airport.
ibd get airport??
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Dfynboi: 5:06pm On Jul 12, 2022
truthCoder:


No, na blood of Zebrudayah grin grin

It is normal urine that the lady lost control over during sex.

This is why not all girls squirt.

Men have an automatic urine retention program that prevents urination during sex. Women don't.

What pisses me of is some girls who intentionally urinate during sex to pass off as squirting. She go wash duvet o.
brother squirt no be urine o, google am

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Dfynboi: 11:00am On Jul 12, 2022
jawalis:
Had few encounter truthfully and it was not palatable, I couldn’t sense the feeling disappointment and guilt in her.
While I was in 200L, a friend called that his girlfriend would be staying with me for few days till she’s able to get accommodation for herself and I agreed to it. When she arrived, she insisted she’ll sleep on the tiles the first night and I don’t want to force her to the bed so I allowed her, before I got up in the morning; she’d mopped the floor and clean everywhere but I thought it was normal ladies cleaning and stuffs. Then the next night it was a bit cold so I insisted she’s not staying on the floor because of the weather. With so much persuasion, she agreed to it and we slept after random gists and all. I got up about 5am and I met her siting on the bed, I asked why she’s up at that time, she said nothing that she’s attending to customers on her WhatsApp, but I noticed she’d taken out the blanket we used outside, I ignored and slept only to move my hand backward and the place was damn cold, I felt bad maybe my room started leaking from the roof or what? I got up and started apologizing immediately for the leakage but I noticed the asbestos was not wet so I became more confused, What’s happening, she started pleading; erm erm pls am sorry I took garri after you slept last night so I couldn’t wake up and I was tired blah blah. I got her point and I said it’s fine. We placed the bed right the window to dry it off in the day. The next night she insisted she sleeps on the floor but I didn’t agreed to it, I asked her bluntly, are you afraid you might wet the bed again? She started crying and said Yes. I told her no problem, just sleep on the bed with the blanket and she did the same. I couldn’t help her condition but I felt bad because she’s such a pretty girl
eyaah poor lad

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Romance / Re: Have You Ever Had An Encounter With A Bed-wetting Partner? Share Ur Experience by Dfynboi: 10:51am On Jul 12, 2022
Nebes:
A squirter. Room always smelling of urine.
shey squirt na urine ni
Celebrities / Re: Stanley Chijoke: Comedian Aboki Dies In An Accident by Dfynboi: 10:36am On Jul 12, 2022
yrex01:
awwww bawo
u dy mind am,awww asin say d news sweet??
Romance / Re: Guys, How Do You Show Love To Your Woman? by Dfynboi: 7:20pm On Jul 11, 2022
Broke ass gal, how much have you spent on him or how have you impacted on him positively since he started dating u
Romance / Re: My Gap Teeth(pics Attatched) by Dfynboi: 7:16pm On Jul 11, 2022
What model of phone did you use to take the pic please

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Romance / Re: Buying My First Car To Chase Women, I Regret It.. by Dfynboi: 4:00pm On Jul 09, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
I used 90% of all my savings to buy tokunbo corolla.I thought getting a car will make women to rush me and sleep with me.
Some local girls did sleep with me cuz of the car but others still gave me tough time.
Now this nurse that i fell in love with and drop her to FMC every morning. We began having serious feelings for each other.
She left me for a yahoo guy with prado jeep
And i thought once you have car women will worship you.
Now i gats compete with other guys with bigger cars. This thing no fair at all..



ppl still dy mumu laids for this 21century

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Politics / Re: Akwa Ibom 10-Lane & 8-Lanes Leading To The Airport Near Completion (Photos) by Dfynboi: 5:06pm On Jul 08, 2022
Nice one

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola Should Resign Or Be Sacked, 15 Jailbreak Under His Watch - HURIWA by Dfynboi: 5:05pm On Jul 08, 2022
ArewaNightmare:
grin Then who will sack the dullard BUHARI

How can his convoy be attacked today in his own hometown

KUJE prison attacked the next day

Buhari travelled in the afternoon on the grounds that if he didn't travel the bandits will think that they've won grin grin grin grin


We die here politics is what we play here in Africa

Politics / Re: Aregbesola Should Resign Or Be Sacked, 15 Jailbreak Under His Watch - HURIWA by Dfynboi: 5:04pm On Jul 08, 2022
Blackazuma99:
Hypocrites, you should be advising the dead man in Aso Rock and his security advisors to resign..
[center][/center] grin
Fashion / Re: I Can't See My Hand, I Can't See My Breast - Lady Tackles Anambra Tailor by Dfynboi: 5:00pm On Jul 08, 2022
Sergio101:
cheesy

See as bust region come be like Puff puff
chai grin
Romance / Re: See What A Lady Sent To Me Just Because I Didn't Call Her For 3 Days by Dfynboi: 9:00pm On Jul 07, 2022
So ppl still dy love for ds country,wao
Romance / Re: Odumeje Demolition: See The Items Unearthed (graphic Pics) by Dfynboi: 8:58pm On Jul 07, 2022
Ijiot,u no wan dy useful abi
Romance / Re: My Experience With A Lady That Came To Try Me With Juju. by Dfynboi: 8:56pm On Jul 07, 2022
So the say yes is what u termed juju abi

Romance / Re: Man Gives Girlfriend His ATM Card, Pin To Withdraw Any Amount by Dfynboi: 1:15pm On Jul 07, 2022
Withdraw any amount of her choice kee u dr,u know how much dy d ahkant sef grin
Food / Re: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by Dfynboi: 12:28pm On Jul 07, 2022
TheStakeHolder:
Sapa induced diet.

May God save us all from poverty...


lipsrsealed
ds one no be poverty mata brother,d thing make sense

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Crime / Re: 07/07 - Nairalander Thanks God For Life After Escaping Death A Year Ago. by Dfynboi: 10:05am On Jul 07, 2022
Wetin really sup bro

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Romance / Re: I Want A Girl Around Sagamu (monthly Allowance Guarantee) by Dfynboi: 9:07pm On Jul 04, 2022
Jakiblend:


Your sister need it most, f*UK her and give her.
I earn 5x that amount monthly.
Am not jobless like you
broke ass LovePeddler like u,i believe ur one of these gals dt charge 300 for short time at Yaba
Romance / Re: Help, My Newly Married Muslim Wife Is Doing This During Ramadan. Graphic Pics by Dfynboi: 11:55am On Jul 03, 2022
MadamVanessa:
shocked



I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going tbo be nice using it on myself
wetin u wan make dt man do with his prick after u finish using ds
Romance / Re: I Want A Girl Around Sagamu (monthly Allowance Guarantee) by Dfynboi: 11:53am On Jul 03, 2022
Jakiblend:


Are you okay?
how much do you expect, okay dm...i will pay 35k, just twice a week is okay cool
Romance / Re: I Farted In Front Of A Guy Today. I Feel Like Dying. by Dfynboi: 11:50am On Jul 03, 2022
siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.
d guy wey u know,wey know u or d one wey u no know wey no know u
Romance / Re: I Want A Girl Around Sagamu (monthly Allowance Guarantee) by Dfynboi: 11:44am On Jul 03, 2022
Jakiblend:


You're very funny, what's 25k for sex?
For one month
re you interested, make una negotiate well sha

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Romance / Re: How Did You Know Your Girlfriend Was Having Sex With Someone Else by Dfynboi: 4:22pm On Jul 01, 2022
Obainoneandonly:
you will catch them through their phones.any girl am dating I always hack her phone and each and everyone of dem was caught cheating. one bros gave me an advice dat I should just date dem for fun,since I haven't married any of them. all girls cheat and the few that don't has d urge of doing so. dis one am currently dating is also cheating but,Wetin man go do. am just looking at her and laughing at her naivety ,she thinking am naive of her activities
how do you hack d phone
Romance / Re: How Did You Know Your Girlfriend Was Having Sex With Someone Else by Dfynboi: 4:20pm On Jul 01, 2022
My own lose guard give me phone sey make i help am send text.

And that was how a text from the fling came in. My heart nearly komot. I decided to dig deep but apparently she did a good job by clearing all previous texts up until that moment.

I asked her, she denied at first but eventually opened up. I know she didn’t tell me everything but it doesn’t matter.

The second time will be the last time.
second time keh,we no dy give second chance bro
Romance / Re: I'm Attracted To Dead Women!!! by Dfynboi: 8:11am On Jul 01, 2022
Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.
very soon u will start strangling gals while having sex,i pity dem gals sha cz ur a monster in the making, sorry to say...i think you need deliverance
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tailor Beheaded For Sharing Politician's Blasphemy Post Online In India (photos) by Dfynboi: 7:53am On Jul 01, 2022
One religion dt is causing trouble each and every day

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