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Vinnie2000:
When Sandra told me she is travelling to Benin rep to meet her Aunty.
After i had spent N45000 on her birthday the previous day and was expecting coochie as thank you!.

I nearly burst into tears.
Very bad girl.

pheelhip:
I was lowkey begging myself to cum
Belle dan dey ache me. I couldn't stop, felt Cumming will make me feel so relaxed and satisfied, yall know that feeling . She already came multiple times. Just dey use nails dey scratch me anyhow.

Alas I came after few tens of strokes without using any viagra. By body system just dey somehow

Omihanifa:
The title should be atiku arrives Ibadan enroute Osun for pdp campaign. Because osun no get airport.

truthCoder:
No, na blood of Zebrudayah

It is normal urine that the lady lost control over during sex.

This is why not all girls squirt.

Men have an automatic urine retention program that prevents urination during sex. Women don't.

What pisses me of is some girls who intentionally urinate during sex to pass off as squirting. She go wash duvet o.

jawalis:
Had few encounter truthfully and it was not palatable, I couldn’t sense the feeling disappointment and guilt in her.
While I was in 200L, a friend called that his girlfriend would be staying with me for few days till she’s able to get accommodation for herself and I agreed to it. When she arrived, she insisted she’ll sleep on the tiles the first night and I don’t want to force her to the bed so I allowed her, before I got up in the morning; she’d mopped the floor and clean everywhere but I thought it was normal ladies cleaning and stuffs. Then the next night it was a bit cold so I insisted she’s not staying on the floor because of the weather. With so much persuasion, she agreed to it and we slept after random gists and all. I got up about 5am and I met her siting on the bed, I asked why she’s up at that time, she said nothing that she’s attending to customers on her WhatsApp, but I noticed she’d taken out the blanket we used outside, I ignored and slept only to move my hand backward and the place was damn cold, I felt bad maybe my room started leaking from the roof or what? I got up and started apologizing immediately for the leakage but I noticed the asbestos was not wet so I became more confused, What’s happening, she started pleading; erm erm pls am sorry I took garri after you slept last night so I couldn’t wake up and I was tired blah blah. I got her point and I said it’s fine. We placed the bed right the window to dry it off in the day. The next night she insisted she sleeps on the floor but I didn’t agreed to it, I asked her bluntly, are you afraid you might wet the bed again? She started crying and said Yes. I told her no problem, just sleep on the bed with the blanket and she did the same. I couldn’t help her condition but I felt bad because she’s such a pretty girl

Nebes:
A squirter. Room always smelling of urine.

yrex01:
awwww bawo

SultanOfPuna:
I used 90% of all my savings to buy tokunbo corolla.I thought getting a car will make women to rush me and sleep with me.
Some local girls did sleep with me cuz of the car but others still gave me tough time.
Now this nurse that i fell in love with and drop her to FMC every morning. We began having serious feelings for each other.
She left me for a yahoo guy with prado jeep
And i thought once you have car women will worship you.
Now i gats compete with other guys with bigger cars. This thing no fair at all..

ArewaNightmare:
Then who will sack the dullard BUHARI

How can his convoy be attacked today in his own hometown

KUJE prison attacked the next day

Buhari travelled in the afternoon on the grounds that if he didn't travel the bandits will think that they've won


We die here politics is what we play here in Africa

Blackazuma99:
Hypocrites, you should be advising the dead man in Aso Rock and his security advisors to resign..

Sergio101:


See as bust region come be like Puff puff

TheStakeHolder:
Sapa induced diet.

May God save us all from poverty...

Jakiblend:
Your sister need it most, f*UK her and give her.
I earn 5x that amount monthly.
Am not jobless like you

MadamVanessa:




I love that black dilldo in the dog mouth, how can I get it. It seems it's going tbo be nice using it on myself

Jakiblend:
Are you okay?

siofra:
I feel GROSS.

why did this have happen to me?

The guy just pretended like nothing happened but I know he heard it.

It's because I laughed too much.

This is the most embarrassing day of my life.

Jakiblend:
You're very funny, what's 25k for sex?
For one month

Obainoneandonly:
you will catch them through their phones.any girl am dating I always hack her phone and each and everyone of dem was caught cheating. one bros gave me an advice dat I should just date dem for fun,since I haven't married any of them. all girls cheat and the few that don't has d urge of doing so. dis one am currently dating is also cheating but,Wetin man go do. am just looking at her and laughing at her naivety ,she thinking am naive of her activities

My own lose guard give me phone sey make i help am send text.

And that was how a text from the fling came in. My heart nearly komot. I decided to dig deep but apparently she did a good job by clearing all previous texts up until that moment.

I asked her, she denied at first but eventually opened up. I know she didn’t tell me everything but it doesn’t matter.

The second time will be the last time.

Anonymous993775:
This might sound weird but I'm turned on when I see dead women. I find them attractive. I've masturbated to many dead women in movies and graphic pictures on the internet of random dead women, even here on Nairaland. I need some help. Sex with living women is boring and I lose erection. To sustain erection I have to think of them dead.

I need some advice.