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Romance / Re: Lady Beaten By Her Lesbian Girlfriend (disturbing Photos) by Dfynboi: 3:52pm On May 05
Back in sch days, there is this hot curvy lesbian in same building with me... very strict,mean and idgaf type.

Fast forward: sch vacate...remain few folks around. she got so high one evening she knocked my door asking me if I'm not bored alone she needs some company...

mehn! I seize my moment grin
bros abeg tell us more, go deeper ��
Romance / Re: Lady Beaten By Her Lesbian Girlfriend (disturbing Photos) by Dfynboi: 3:50pm On May 05
i never understand how ur fellow lady take beat u blue and purple laids abi she attacked you while sleeping ni
Romance / Re: Why Do You Like Your Boyfriend ? by Dfynboi: 1:32pm On Apr 08
i have none grin angry
u say??��
Romance / Re: Have You Ever Visited Your Girlfriend/Boyfriend Unannounced? What Happened? by Dfynboi: 9:16am On Apr 01
A neighbour of a girl i taught i was dating told me that this girl na real hoe,but i did not believe him because she is a choir leader in our church,until one day around 9pm the neighbour called me that i should come she has bring a new guy,immediately i arrived i went straight to her door but it was locked but their is a hole opening at the door when i peeped CHAI... this guy was fucking her doggy recklessily and she was moaning loud like slut which she is.And this guy abi na boy fucking her so was a drummer in that church and she senior him with 5yrs.I recorded everything on my phone,but from that moment i started banging her mercilesly till she become pregnant,i denied the pregnancy by showing her the sex video with the drummer boy.I told that bitch i can't father a bastard right in her face.She say's she will commit suicide if i don't take responsibility of the pregnancy,I told her babe u are free to DIE.
so,is she dead now or she never commit d suicide ni �??
Romance / Re: What Do You Miss The Most About Your Ex? by Dfynboi: 3:49pm On Mar 24
I miss her stories about her life's adventures... I love listening to her.

She was really an adventurer.
I love dt kinda girl, why u broke up with her

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Romance / Re: I Took A Girl To The Movies And Withdrew N10k From The ATM, See What She Said by Dfynboi: 2:43pm On Mar 24

cry cry cry Omo. I wish our fellow men go help our life. As we no get pussy and boobs Na OYO we don build house be that. Get one bros wey promise me here, baba don abscond. God no go shame man.
aswear,ds life no just balance
Romance / Re: I Took A Girl To The Movies And Withdrew N10k From The ATM, See What She Said by Dfynboi: 11:01am On Mar 22
The pvssy is for highest bidder. The Hoe has seen more big spending dicks and your broke ass was gonna spend "just" 10k on her. grin grin

God saved you from a Hoe and you are still talking about love.

BTW I took back the phone I got for a Hoe same day Quavo took back his car.
I wasn't stupid enough to get a 105k phone in her name.
Bitch is still begging for the phone and I am never giving it back, I will rather give it to a young male on the street. cool
Baba I need d phone Edakun�
Crime / Re: Lookman Onabanjo 'Bugon' Kidnapped With His Driver, Others. 100m Ransom Demanded by Dfynboi: 11:34am On Mar 11
Stop paying these people. When business no go again them go stop. It's not easy I know but sometimes....
God forbid make their hand no touch me but if I enter their hand and them mention useless money like that , I go make peace with my God, provoke them till them shoot me. Death at my age and death at 90 na the same thing. Na the mode go just different. Make the.use the money care for my kids. I can't give any bandit chingbain. That very act might be saving another family. Because na your money them go use wreak havoc.

Then again E fit be mouth I dey make. Me wey be say just to Cork gun near me use am threaten me lasan go make me start to present all my credentials reach death certificate wey never happen.
what re you saying, this looks like hide nd seek to u??��
Romance / Re: The Amount Of Money I Withdrew This Morning For Love (picture) by Dfynboi: 11:31pm On Mar 09
So I have been speaking to this lady online for a while and I must say that she is extremely beautiful., We've done video calls several times because I just couldn't take my eyes of her ..

she would be around anytime soon which made me go to the atm to withdraw this undisclosed amount..

I'm in a great mood today so I'll be giving out 10k to anybody that can guess how much is in th
e picture. You don't have to be correct just be close ..

Romance / Re: Why You Should NEVER Kiss Another Man's Girl In The MOUTH!! by Dfynboi: 5:35pm On Mar 04
omo my own don finish
mouth gig member spotted ��
Phones / Re: It Seems Glo Has Even disconnected itself before the NIN Deadline by Dfynboi: 9:32am On Feb 08
I don't even know what is wrong with my own line, after using it to browse about a week ago,d browsing was smooth until around 12 or so dt I switched off my phone and slept off, when I woke up I switched on my phone nd noticed dt d service bar was empty,I checked nd I saw no service, till ds very moment it still telling me no service
TV/Movies / Re: Don Lulu Acquires KeduTV, Spends $1.1m by Dfynboi: 9:24am On Feb 08
how do they make this money, I really want to make this money to, can someone tell me what I am missing
same question I have been asking myself
Romance / Re: My Best Friend Tried To Kill Me Because Of A Girl by Dfynboi: 6:28pm On Feb 07
u really bleeped up by sleeping with her, just go very far away from ur friend while ur lawyer handle the case for now
Celebrities / Re: Nkem Owoh 'Osuofia' Celebrates His 63rd Birthday (Photos) by Dfynboi: 6:16pm On Feb 07
Happy birthday Mr trouble the only husband that fits mama G grin u taught me to be troublesome grin
Romance / Re: Silhouette Challenge Gone Wrong by Dfynboi: 12:38pm On Feb 01
Good morning NLders, so I was checking my WhatsApp status this morning when I came across a video which seems like almost all my contacts uploaded it, it was my borther's fiancee shaking her ukhu and breast going flappy flappy like a disc .. at first I wan mad, cos about 7 people posted it on my WhatsApp list. my brother is currently abroad and he made sure he engaged this girl before he travelled out last year, the so called girl has been calling me since morning because she knows I would have seen that video. it's viral now.... do you think I should let my brother know? obviously he would get to know but don't you think he should hear from a reliable source first?
have nothing to say till I watch it too��
Romance / Please Ur Advise Is Needed by Dfynboi: 5:15pm On Jan 22
Hi guys, trust everyone of you is enjoying his/her day... lemme go straight to the point without wasting ur time, my gf cheated on me with another guy nd I broke up with her,bt d problem is dt I can't get her off my mind... please what can I possibly do to get her off my mind totally, like forget her totally
Romance / Re: Can You Date A Smoker? by Dfynboi: 4:19pm On Nov 01, 2020
Damnnn niggarrrr
Am a toker And my wife is gonna be one If at all am going to marry
lol,boss... been awhile,damn niggarrr�

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Events / Re: Happy Birthday To Me by Dfynboi: 11:17am On Oct 30, 2020
+1 I am alive I am grateful I am happy ��� New age,new year...I pray for a better Nigeria
hbd omalicha
Travel / Re: King Air Jet Rams Into Fence At Lagos Airport After Brake Failure by Dfynboi: 9:50am On Aug 22, 2020
Omo see jet, na which kind wahala be this
Crime / Re: Kano Woman Locked Up By Her Husband For 3 Days Dies (Disturbing Photos) by Dfynboi: 9:42am On Aug 22, 2020
grin righteousness guy,,where art thou,,I'm waiting for your opinion on this news before I talk,,,but wait o,,it seems his wife raped him to death because his dick swelled up,,,RIP
wetin dy worry ur �
Romance / Re: 17 Yrs Boy Who Win Bet9ja Building House PHOTOS by Dfynboi: 10:12pm On Jul 16, 2020
Igbo people and blocks without hole
na only dt one ur eyes fit see
Politics / Re: Enugu State Constructing Bypass From Neke To Eha-amufu by Dfynboi: 7:02am On Jul 13, 2020
i cn't imagine dt ds governor is frm Nssukka,nd yet they don't have good road talkless of steady electricity
Romance / Re: Hacker Exposes Sexual Escapades Of An Evangelist With Married Women(pix) by Dfynboi: 9:30am On Jul 09, 2020
You try add her for whatsap? grin
lol,nt yet
Romance / Re: Hacker Exposes Sexual Escapades Of An Evangelist With Married Women(pix) by Dfynboi: 8:21am On Jul 09, 2020

I saved the number already. grin grin
baba d number no dy go oh,like she don break d sim
Romance / Re: Hacker Exposes Sexual Escapades Of An Evangelist With Married Women(pix) by Dfynboi: 7:41am On Jul 09, 2020
hit like if u 've tried calling dt lady's number


Phones / Re: Tecno Pouvoir 4 Specifications And Price by Dfynboi: 9:32am On Jul 08, 2020
wake me wen d price comes down to 20k,like d phone tho
Romance / Re: Does A Woman Feel When A Guy Cumed In Her? by Dfynboi: 6:27am On Jul 04, 2020

I thought you don't know anything about it
d question is fr u gals nd ur yet to ans it,how does it feel having a cum inside u??
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Dfynboi: 8:08am On Jul 01, 2020

You didn’t say your age and what triggers it. Have you reached puberty? Are you sexually actively?.. do you watch porn?..It does sound like sleep orgasm from the way you described it. It is benign and doesn’t need to be treated unless it’s cause you psychological complications..
im 24 nd it been awhile i had sex(like 3months nw)and talking abt watching porn,i cnt even remember d last time i watched porn. i jst don't understand.bt i have been treating staph fr some time nw,i don't knw if it related to it
Health / Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Dfynboi: 10:30am On Jun 29, 2020
gud morning doctors in d house.pls help! am having dis discharge from my di*k,it jst like normal sperm bt is nt dt thick,i do feel like am cumming each time it starts(ejaculation),atimes i will wake up wet,do i need to be worried??help cus am loosing it
Romance / Re: If You Are Thinking Of Doing P0RN See My Experience PHOTOS by Dfynboi: 9:47am On Jun 27, 2020
sum ppl cn act porn without being paid,jst wanna bang regular gals
Romance / Re: Simple Home Remedy For P£nis Enlargement!!! by Dfynboi: 9:39am On Jun 27, 2020

Side effect is your Dickson go smell pass sewage canal. grin

No babe will go down on you cry

Na joke I dey o grin grin grin
hehehehe me wey no dy take bj play,make i dy use my own lyk dt

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