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as you can see this is my second withdrawal in just 3 days.. One is done.. The other is processing, did it this morning..

Hpw much do they pay for refere. Because I don't know how to get that across to those I want to invite in.

You just typed rubbish.... What ever hand side you grow up to meet is what you will be used to. Forget Nigerian road right or left bla bla bla .. if u go driving sch you will be trained.

If you trained right hand at country A. You will be asked to train left hand at country B. Countries just decided to chose which one they wanted to make use of .. make una no bring that una rotten mentality come here.

politicoNG:
https://www.pulse.ng/lifestyle/food-travel/why-nigeria-switched-the-drivers-seat-from-right-to-left/vckvmqj#:~:text=As%20Nigeria's%20trade%20with%20surrounding,struggled%20to%20navigate%20Nigerian%20roadways.

Don't get it twisted. There is a limit to what you know.... I once had a gf that said same thing .. by the time I sat her down and we talked about this for weeks ... I discovered she likes both. She has BSCE in fucking guys and PHd in doing girls .. this might also be ur calling. Embrace it and move on .......




NEXT........


quote author=contactmorak post=61764813]A worried Nigerian lady took to Facebook this morning to express her worries about her internal sexual feelings.Below is her cry.?

"I am not a lesbian but i don't know why i get attached to girls more than guys.i love girls more.i have always loved boobs and ass that sometimes i feel like touching.i started liking boobs since the day i purposely touched my elder sis own while i was still in primary school.thats weird right?i hate handbags.i sometimes wish i was a boy..You are a girl,just know i love you. am even crushing on a particular girl here"

http://m.af1234.com/Af1234/details/im-not-a-lesbian-but-i-get-attached-to-girls-morefacebook-user-photos[/quote]

Remember he said he believes in miracles.

So dont push further...

Otunbakayce:
You still learnt nothing! No real medical professional Orthopedic surgeon or Physiotherapist will bandage or immobilise your hand like that.
You are an adult whose bones has fully ossified

Let me stop here.

You learnt absolute nothing.

thymetraveler:
Anyone that is the first to give me an option that works will receive free 4k from me upfront, no questions asked.
The soup is NOT spoilt, just that it lost most of its taste.
See, married women are really trying o! Taking care of the home and kids with their husbands, and also attending to their works; they never seem to forget the foods in the pots like I just did. Any man that does not appreciate the labour women go through in order to tend the home needs to rethink. Not married yet, but I remember how my mom was always the keeper of the home and my dad the bread winner.

You just didn't take not... Like you said. You are distracted by your work.. you should have dishes the rest of the soup and kept it in the freezer ,leaving the portion that you wanted to serve your friend... So by this time you wouldn't have lost all the taste. I would have just been your friends portion alone.

Manage your soup.

Such mistake will not be made next time.

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PleasurePriest:
See the new link


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jeromestarks:
There's fake?

Fake plenty pass pure water 😀

chukskafor:
Do you know that you can easily pass for a FOOL, I aired my opinion, what stops you from airing yours and pass, instead of trying to catch cruise on top mine........
You are entitled to your own opinion, stop mentioning me again. Thanks

I understand you .. na tinubu cause am.. no be your fault...

Don't bring her to Nigeria. She will get worse !!!

Her life will be more bleeped up than it is at present. ..

Is either she do drugs or she start fuxking around for free.


There are correction centers over there . Fix her into a Christian correction center and let's watch what God will do...

Please think about this ..

Even our children back here are not listening to their parent talkless of the one in a civilized nation.

If you decide to leave her with relatives and she run away what will you do ?

If you put her in boarding school here and they turned her to a lesbian what will be your gain. Or her male teachers turn her into sex addict what will be your gain.... Think twice

Mrperfecto:
I will just be brief without writing too much.

We are based we have 4 children, my first child is 13 from my previous relationship, she has become very terrible, she doesn't listen to me or my wife. She tells her that she is not her biological mother and she cannot control her. She had threatened to call the police on my wife telling her if she touch her she will fight her back and call the police. She goes to school and closes at 3.45 her school is 10 mins walk from home, but she is always late for home.

She comes home around 6 sometimes 7pm , as I am writing now every friday she closes at 12.30 but she is still hasn't come back home yet.

I am on my way to work. I start at 6.30pm till 2.30am so I rarely get to see her and she only misbehaving when I am not around. So far we have seized her phone because we had found so many inappropriate messages exchanges between her and boys. We had also removed the TV from her room and her behaviour has gotten worse. She is behaving like she's possessed.

My wife and I are fed up. Even her siblings are tired of her. We want to send her back to Nigeria maybe in a boarding school until she is 18 in order to protect her younger ones. If we keep her and she continues with her terrible behaviour I may beat her badly and we may end up loosing all 4 children to the authorities.

Please what advice will you give to me concerning this issue?

Don't bring her to Nigeria. She will get worse !!!

Her life will be more bleeped up than it is at present. ..

Is either she do drugs or she start fuxking around for free.


There are correction centers over there . Fix her into a Christian correction center and let's watch what God will do...

Please think about this ..

Even our children back here are not listening to their parent talkless of the one in a civilized nation.

Mrperfecto:
I will just be brief without writing too much.

We are based we have 4 children, my first child is 13 from my previous relationship, she has become very terrible, she doesn't listen to me or my wife. She tells her that she is not her biological mother and she cannot control her. She had threatened to call the police on my wife telling her if she touch her she will fight her back and call the police. She goes to school and closes at 3.45 her school is 10 mins walk from home, but she is always late for home.

She comes home around 6 sometimes 7pm , as I am writing now every friday she closes at 12.30 but she is still hasn't come back home yet.

I am on my way to work. I start at 6.30pm till 2.30am so I rarely get to see her and she only misbehaving when I am not around. So far we have seized her phone because we had found so many inappropriate messages exchanges between her and boys. We had also removed the TV from her room and her behaviour has gotten worse. She is behaving like she's possessed.

My wife and I are fed up. Even her siblings are tired of her. We want to send her back to Nigeria maybe in a boarding school until she is 18 in order to protect her younger ones. If we keep her and she continues with her terrible behaviour I may beat her badly and we may end up loosing all 4 children to the authorities.

Please what advice will you give to me concerning this issue?

Be calming down.... Na thread you read no be say u know what actually went down.... Oga lawyer. Y not go and save Nigeria ....

chukskafor:
Now that it has been confirmed that he actually went swimming before missing, what will the brother who posted about the missing and was shouting at the top of his voice that the missing guy never went swimming and was labeling the RESORT as a ritualist den say?
With all his names calling that day, does he know that the management of the resort can decide to press charges against him for malicious damage to reputation, defamation of character but to name few?
In our anger, let's be mindful of our utterances because word once said, cannot be retrieved again

Okoko.... I visited that area once. Anchor an ngo program at an Anglican church there. It all went well. The next day I landed at the hospital , was there for four days. My immune was totally corrupted because of the bottle water I took.

Make we no meet again....

mariahAngel:
Okokomaiko nii!

Weytin u dey toast ? E resemble babe

Coronavirus1:
What about the oil you will used to toast it.

This is actually correct. He's lucky to get 50naira pepper and that fish.

eddynaira125:
The Fish and the pepper need EFCC probing, I think you or the seller one of you is trying to embezzle funds


This Days some person feel too big to price, my own be say if your own finish make anybody no carry gun Dey go disturb who Dey manage e own

It's like we don't know what's really happening out there. All of our freedom right activist have left us all with this doom... Where is wole shoyinka and co... No one has the right to speak freely anymore, there is nothing like democracy except you want to go crazy or 6foot underneath . Everyone is hiding their head in this time. May God save us from this doom. Tell me which state is not facing one or two ? If it's not kidnapping it will be headsmen or bombing or ritual or whatthefuck!!! Even the private firms are running their scams in other to secure their starved throat talkless of the public or federal sectors . I believe this is the end. Except there is a miracle

There is almost 300% on everything, fuel ,food house rent and so on... But salaries are not increasing. But they do release music to us, just to distract us from concentrating and we dance like zombies that we are (like baba fela said) and seems to forget our worries while our bills rise and grow every seconds. We suffer and smile just because we couldn't speak up ... Only God can save us...... That's why you see those that couldn't keep up commiting suicide , it's not their fault but they can't keep fighting forever. Is it until we have just 100,000 people left in this nation before it gets better

If we have any way to make this right , please don't let's hesitate. Because your helper might die withing this struggle, so what's left for you..

Peace 🕊️

LegendHero:
https://thenationonlineng.net/just-in-sunday-igboho-returns-to-nigeria/

They've been on this since over 3yrs now. I don't know why they are just announcing it. I heard about it when they started that bridge. Now computer village is coming close to me...

nlfpmod:
https://www.nairaland.com/8003837/lagos-govt-relocate-computer-village

I dnt know if it was for gay or whatever. But I enjoyed sitting that way and I'm comfortable with it... I'm not gay.. I love boobs and ass. And hell yea. I do get allot of gay toasters. Maybe that was why dey do come for me... I'll AV to adjust

drimzsmoke:
My elder sister always complain each time I'm seated this way, she says it's a sitting posture for gay men.
Some weeks back, we had a meeting at work. Where I was seated in the conference room, a lady worked up to me and asked why I was seated that way. I went online and downloaded this image from the godfather movie and showed it to her.
So seriously, is this sitting posture gay-like

Rent here in Lagos is something else.... Somewhere around abuleegba, my younger brother stays in a two bedroom flat and paid 600k yearly. While my younger sister who just got a room self apartment paid 850 total package while yearly is 650k

In same area I saw a 2bedroom for 1.2m

House owners just tend to upgrade their building and put prices on them while some buildings are still the old school type which are still expensive as well... I don't think 30-50k salary can help build a future . That's why most youth of now are looking for work with accomodation . May God help us all

adenigga:
Social media influencer, Reno Omokri, has urged President Bola Tinubu to ban sports betting apps in the country.

According to Omokri, a ban on sports betting apps could even help improve the value of the Naira.

Omokri, who quoted the National Lottery Trust Fund. lamented that “$1 billion is spent on gambling daily in Nigeria.”

The media influencer expressed his views in a series of tweets shared via his X profile on Wednesday.

His tweet read, “President Tinubu can immediately improve the economic conditions of most Nigerians and make the Naira grow by issuing an Executive Order authorising the Nigerian Communications Commission to ban sports betting apps from the App Store of any GSM Internet Service Provider in Nigeria and revoking the licenses of any physical sports betting operators in Nigeria. It makes better sense than Buhari’s draconian #TwitterBan.”

The former Special Assistant to erstwhile President Goodluck Jonathan stated that an average Nigerian spends “$15 daily on sports betting and other types of gambling.”

Omokri noted that despite the high rate of gambling in the country, the “vast majority of that amount” is leaving the shores of the country into foreign nations, compared to the nation’s externally generated revenue.

“This is scary. How much is our GDP that we are pissing it away like that? More money is leaving Nigeria through gambling than is coming in,” he wrote.

Omokri cautioned., “The Naira can never sustain its rally under such circumstances.”

The tweet stated further, “There is such an epidemic of gambling in Nigeria and it is destroying Nigerian youths. $1 billion is spent on gambling daily in Nigeria, according to the National Lottery Trust Fund. Please fact-check me.

“The average Nigerian spends $15 daily on sports betting and other types of gambling, with the vast majority of that amount leaving our economy and going to places like Russia, South Africa, and Europe. The Naira can never sustain its rally under such circumstances.”

Findings by PUNCH Online reveal that several sports betting firms operate in Nigeria. Some of the betting firms include Bet9ja, Nairabet, Merry Bet and SportyBet, amongst others.

Omokri, in his post, further urged Tinubu to “act on such a matter as threatening to our national security as this gambling epidemic.”

He also condemned the illegal means through which some Nigerian youths sought money “to fund their gambling habit.”

PUNCH Online reports that the Minister of Special Duties and Intergovernmental Affairs, Zephaniah Jisalo, said the Federal Government would find a lasting solution to the friction caused by revenue generation in the gaming sector.

Jisalo noted that the FG “will do all within its statutory powers to ensure the gaming industry remains on the steady path of sustainable growth and development,” while speaking at the 2023 International Gaming Conference held at the Eko Hotels and Suites, Victoria Island, Lagos State, on Tuesday, October 31, 2023.

The Fund’s Executive Secretary/Chief Executive Officer, Bello Maigari, appearing before the House of Representatives Committee on Finance on Monday, November 20, 2023, stated that the Fund, in 2023, generated N2.5 billion, noting however that the entire sum had been spent in the execution of various projects across the country.

The money, he said, was generated from statutory remittances from licenses and permit holders.

Source: https://punchng.com/Ban-sports-betting-apps-Reno-Omokri-urges-Tinubu

If he does this. He shld ban all loan apps too. People are dieing everyday

At 23 I got a job with a reputable company. Which paid well and lost it after 6yrs and that opened my eyes . White collar job in Nigeria at times might be a scam. The money is when you run your own one man business. Office work na scam most times. It will tie u down and makes life stressful.

aysnoopy:
Despite my writing limitations, I hope you'll overlook any errors and focus on my message. I completed my civil engineering studies and finished my service year in November 2016. I'm based in Ibadan.

In February 2018, I secured a connection with the zonal director of a federal government agency, leading to a casual staff position with a monthly stipend of 20k. The initial plan was to gain an advantage for future employment opportunities. By around 2020, the salary increased to 30k.

After three years with the agency, I learned about an upcoming recruitment in 2021. Despite seeking assistance from my boss, the zonal director, she didn't provide the support promised. Although I continued working and searching for other jobs, success eluded me.

In November 2022, my boss retired, and the new zonal director pledged support for my education, leading to my admission into a HND to B.Eng conversion program at KWASU. The sponsorship continued under another new director, but my concern persists due to the stagnant 30k salary, supplemented irregularly with site visit stipends.

Now faced with the decision to quit, I ponder whether to risk unemployment and search for a better opportunity or endure the current job's limitations, considering my advancing age. Despite ongoing self-improvement efforts and learning civil engineering software, I seek advice on whether to pursue a new job or maintain my current position during the B.Eng program.

I just quit on 31st. And I've been home since then. I adjusted my CV and am ready to lunch them anywhere. Though I have no skills and the one I can acquire basically needs some funding which I can't .

But the joy is me leaving my previous work. Because it wouldn't give me the chance to get another work and thats how it's gonna be for the rest of this year if time isn't taken.

Now I have the time to scout for a new job which I assume it wouldn't take me more than a month or two.

I'll drink garri for that
My family also understands what we will face for now .

So I believe if u can face what is to come for the next two months. You should just give it a try.

charzyh2:
Couple of ladies have called me big head and I know that my head is not big. Now I know I'm not the only guy being called big head.

I've searched online but can't seem to find straight answers to what it really means. Can anyone tell me what it really means?

When a lady calls you big head that means she finds interest in you or she's interested in you.
It's just like when you call a female friend silly ass. Then she gets to understand that you stare at her ass allot .

arkonpoint:
Well I am still using it

Cool. It will be easier for u to cook beans

I thought they banned it. It's been years I've seen it

arkonpoint:
Who banned boiling ring? Something I still use often.

OMG !!!
I remembered when my first child was 6months and his mum is yet to resume on her business. This faithful day I finished dressing and was about going to work when my boy stretched his hand at me to carry him so I did. While I was playing with him, I had a sound in the bathroom. The cosmetics plastics fell over and I jokingly told his mother she had a visitor in the bathroom. Later I dropped my boy and decide to step out while she reminded me to check what was in the bathroom

OMG. I saw this snake dangling and trying to rush back from where it came in from.

I can't remind telling her to run but I remembered I grabbed my son and gushed out the house.

She still makes jest of me with that till date. My boy will be 10 by Jan

Had to go call people from outside to come kill it.

Wealthoptulent:
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Since boiling ring is no where to be found. Abeg make Dem go buy hotplate or coal stove. Abeg

GYBABA:
I'm very serious. I timed myself throughout the cooking process. Just 32 minutes.

If say Dem no ban boiling ring. Na una for still dey use am

arkonpoint:
You're very correct, I actually achieved this in 25 minutes. Sound unbelievable but check my method.
In the evening, I cooked the beans for 15 minutes, then pour inside my child big food flask, the type that retain heat for a very long time, left this overnight. In the morning I pour it back into the pot and cook again for 10 minutes, viola. It was done.

Since u mentioned Ibadan. I know there must be a problem somewhere. Simply get a pressure pot and save urself from rushing into the toilet after eating that mashed beans.

Abeg go rest

Who's next

GYBABA:
Country hard and food is expensive and as of now, I personally think beans is one food item that I get to eat which fills me up for long and at the same time, not to expensive. I normally cook 1 and a half cup & it's more than enough to fill me the whole day. For this reason, I've been eating beans frequently. It's about #1400 to #1500 per Congo here in Ibadan for Oloyin beans. Some other varieties are sold as low as 1k per Congo. This method would save your gas or kerosene & it's not for people in a hurry. I tried it after reading about it online. I think it's called "Dry Cooking Method".

So this morning, I decided to cook beans. I cooked Oloyin beans in particular and I cooked it in just about 32 minutes without using Potash (Kaun) or whatever it is most of you use. I know the next question on your minds is the "How?". LFG!

1. The steps matter.
2. I used a thick pot to retain heat (there's a reason for this).
3. I cooked at high flame levels.
4. The cover of the pot has to fit the pot so well, so tightly that the heat won't escape.
5. This will only work when cooking small quantity of beans. Mine is 2 cups. It will take longer when cooking in large quantity. This method is for students & single people who cook for just themselves. Family people, sorry you hear? So I'll head to the steps now.

Whether you're using gas or stove, all the time the beans is on fire, the flame level should be high.

I first made sure the beans boiled. Took about 10 minutes at high flame level, then I switched off the gas & allowed the beans soak in hot water for about 1 hour still inside that same pot. I used a thick pot as it retains heat more than light pots so this kept the water hot within the 1 hour period & it was covered throughout so the heat won't escape.

After 1 hour, the beans had gotten a bit soft. I switched on the gas & turned on the flame to be high. Within 15 minutes, it was already soft after which I added the remaining ingredients apart from onions. I added onions immediately after the 1 hour break.

The remaining 7 minutes was to let the ingredients seep in. Took me exactly 32 minutes with high flames.

There you go fam! Na hard economy make me discover this even though I'm sure some of you here know a faster way even without using extra resources or pressure cooker. If you do it please share, I'm still trying to discover how to cook beans within 5 minutes 😂 Oga Tinubu, you do this one. Na you motivate me. Thank you sir!

Gues he doesn't even know 1m cannot get a mind satisfying ride. Except napep

Good morning.

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pstemma1990:
Good morning everyone, how are we all doing? Pls what type of bussiness can I do with this type of car?

A friend of mine bought it 3 months ago for his pure water factory, but things didn't go as planned... So he wants to give it out for weekly remittance..

What kind of business can I do with it, and how much would be fair to be remitting every week.. Thanks

You can look for an electronic showroom or furniture showroom around where costumers buy products and needed it to be delivered.
This might actually bring in some nice cash .