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TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Allysyn, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by dhoncesar(m): 9:42am On Jul 25, 2022
Burna440:
U no see 25 wey dem write for the old cargo?
Its not listed above as it was lister for others. For the fast readers they might not read to the point where it was listed. Its called introduction these things should be listed before other introduction like others. A fast question for you. What state is she from ? Is it also written there
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Allysyn, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by dhoncesar(m): 9:38am On Jul 25, 2022
xangerar:
25 years old is written there as her age.
Yea I later saw it bellow. So you guys came from same state right ?

Cos you where so fast to reply about her age �
TV/MoviesRe: Profile Of Allysyn, Bbnaija Season 7 Housemate by dhoncesar(m): 9:20am On Jul 25, 2022
nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RVZ5qQbPtg

Full Name: Osy Allysyn Audu

Easy-going Allysyn describes herself as “a creative goofball who enjoys experiencing people”. She enjoys watching movies, modelling, hanging out with friends and making her own lip gloss, when she is not hard at work as a Sales and Marketing Executive for a popular vehicle brand.

She considers herself a loyal friend and expects the same energy from those closest to her. As a “huge fan of love”, Allysny is currently in a relationship and enjoys “how love helps me see myself in a new light every day”.

After investing all her money in furniture for a show she wanted to start on YouTube ­– then subsequently losing it all when Covid hit, this 25-year-old is eager to get it all back and then some, by winning Big Brother Naija. She also hopes appearing on the show will help her build her brand.

“I want to do social media full-time, I want to continue modelling and I also want to be a television presenter”. What habits could annoy her fellow Housemates? “I take everything as a joke, and I like to do things in my own time,” she says.
She no get age ? Abi she no get where she come from ? No age no location. Na wa ooo
HealthRe: Help!! What's Growing On My Skin!? by dhoncesar(m): 11:22pm On Jul 20, 2022
DispatcherLagos:
Maybe you should try Dettol products or Funbact A
Not or.

Its

Buy detol soap for bathing with new sponge
Use funbact A as cream . those two shld work. And be mindful of your environment
RomanceRe: Woman Brought 18 Of Her Friends To Dinner, And Boyfriend Refused To Pay. (video) by dhoncesar(m): 1:51pm On Jul 20, 2022
Soulstar205:
In another exciting social dilemma, a woman who brought 18 of her friends to dinner on her birthday has stirred another storm in the social spaces.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO38SLPwFmk
Old news
TV/MoviesRe: Are Those Sex In Movies Real?? by dhoncesar(m): 1:29pm On Jul 19, 2022
Zonefree:
Go and watch Original Sin. Angelina Jolie was knacked live in that movie.
That's part of acting. At least you know what you are doing and not been taken advantage of. Do you know how many people that are at the back of the camera huh
I'm sure my Rick would rise. But its their job and they are good at it.

Even blue film. Is also a movie but all they do is fucking. They also have script. The director also about CUT/PLAY !!!
TV/MoviesRe: Are Those Sex In Movies Real?? by dhoncesar(m): 1:25pm On Jul 19, 2022
Islandlady:
I am just curious if those hot sex by actors and actresses in Movies, especially in Pirate movies real!

Or is it just a film trick Or there is no penetration!? undecided

Actor and actresses here, come and enlighten me.
Guy !!! You mentioned pirates movies. I know that movie, its a blue film hahahavah. The sex on that movie is real due to its rating .

But talking about all other american movies they aren't. Its just made acting . while given the script you will be notified about the sexual contents that will be involved, so as an actor or actress you will be given a platform which will male you get close to your co cast. So as to be free and not get shy. Sort of.

So its not that sex will be involved but nude will be seen.


But for some movies , they will have to involve strippers or porn actress to do the scene as the female cast of which she will definitely be played for it.

Even so called blue film that you usually self-service on. They are also acting. Just that their script is based on having sex.

Make una no abuse me abeg �����
RomanceRe: My Girlfriend Called Me A Coward Because Of This. by dhoncesar(m): 1:17pm On Jul 19, 2022
Bro ... Na man you be. Don't mind her. She can call you any name that comes to her mind. The good thing is that you got out of there safe. These second gender are just full of poo.

Imagine her reasoning the matter that way. But at the other end male sure you watch out whenever you are working around there. Those guys might be looking for someone to obtain and blend at the same time. When try obtain you, you will want to plead for your phone, by then you will start sorting them out and get bleded into their group. So be wise.

Something like this happened to me earlier this year, I was in my 25k hotel room sleeping after work because I was tired and couldn't go home. My babe called me to come to her place and before I knew it I was on my way to her without hesitation because that was the third day I've been turning her down due to my busy schedule ,on getting to the last bus stop I got robbed and was mercilessly beaten. My 3phones where stolen and all my business funds was cleared from my account. I ended up at the hospital spent close to a week or so there. You wouldn't believe babe didn't even showed any compassion. She gave me brake fast 3 months later due to the fact that my financial issues is weighing me down. Sent me some stupid text and so on. Funny thing is that she started sending me msg yesterday trying to come back. But HELL NO, IVE BURNT THAT BRIDGE, THERES NO GOING BACK. So be strong bro . God no go shame us.


But I don't mind bro ,I you can relate to me how your phone makes you such amount . I'll be waiting
Nairaland GeneralRe: Betting, Drugs And Womanizing: Which Ruins A Man Faster, And Why? by dhoncesar(m): 12:57pm On Jul 19, 2022
From my view. Betting is still the least of it all but we still see some fool that will still go extra miles on betting. People ended up real bad with drug addiction and womanizing also has its bad effect. Meanwhile betting can also ruin a mans life but its still abit helpful compare to the other two .

I don't humanise neither do I do drugs. But I do bet and I don't call it betting. I call it investment in my own terms. I've never put myself in an uncomfortable angle while betting. I do that with my loose funds and when I loose it has no effect on me. But when I win its a plus, everyone gets happy.

But there are still some people who will go extra miles to spoil their self life in the name of betting .
FoodRe: Delete One Of These Foods Forever.(Pic) by dhoncesar(m): 8:29pm On Jul 18, 2022
A can go.... It wouldn't stay long in the tummy ����
HealthRe: Help! Drug Is Ruining My Relationship by dhoncesar(m): 10:20am On Jul 18, 2022
Robertgreene1:
Let her try Alcohol nd diphenhydramine...she will be just fine
And please Run away from anything "sleeping pills"..
U can try opiods(Tramadol..codeine..etc)once in a while but u see anything "sleeping pills" especially any drug in the benzodiazepine family(diazepam..etc)...don't go there ooo
Those shit wreck the brain... especially when u quit em..
Don't you know the above drugs you mentioned are also addictive ? Instead of these solution you listed I'll advise she see a doctor. Her addiction might not be that bad and it might be the other way round. Make she no come jump from frypan to fire .


But wait o.
Does she work ? Or she's just laying around waiting for asu to end ? Has she been doing anything stressful of recent. I believe if she get stressed out she will definitely sleep whenever she have the chance. The urge for the drug can also be washed out of her system one way or the other.. I'm just guessing !
HealthRe: Help! Drug Is Ruining My Relationship by dhoncesar(m): 10:18am On Jul 18, 2022
Robertgreene1:
Let her try Alcohol nd diphenhydramine...she will be just fine
And please Run away from anything "sleeping pills"..
U can try opiods(Tramadol..codeine..etc)once in a while but u see anything "sleeping pills" especially any drug in the benzodiazepine family(diazepam..etc)...don't go there ooo
Those shit wreck the brain... especially when u quit em..
Don't you know the above drugs you mentioned are also addictive ? Instead of these solution you listed I'll advise she see a doctor. Her addiction might not be that bad and it might be the other way round. Make she no come jump from frypan to fire .


But wait o.
Does she work ? Or she's just laying around waiting for asu to end ? Has she been doing anything stressful of recent. I believe if she get stressed out she will definitely sleep whenever she have the chance. The urge for the drug can also be washed out of her system one way or the other.. I'm just guessing !
HealthRe: Help! Drug Is Ruining My Relationship by dhoncesar(m): 10:12am On Jul 18, 2022
Innomama7:
Tell lam make she dey open bible dey read anytime she dey bed one sleep and thank me later grin
This idea will be helpful I think. Get her a bible or a Novel. Whenever she's on bed. She shld start reading. I'm sure she will get bored and fall asleep. It might be hard at first but she should make sure she stick to the routine. And that will become her new addiction
HealthRe: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by dhoncesar(m): 6:20pm On Jul 17, 2022
Nazgul:
If the lady you had sex with uses perfume, deodorant... etc, if you have sex with her and don't take a bath, her perfume would begin to smell on you. This is how most wives catch their cheating husband, cos the smell of female perfume would be all over him.

The thing is you would smell like her, so any smart person that comes close to you would know that you've just been with a woman.
And if the juice from the kpekus doesn't smell nice. It will add to the female perfume
HealthRe: Why Do Some People Go About Without Bathing After Sex? by dhoncesar(m): 6:16pm On Jul 17, 2022
Southernigbo:
How will some just carry sexual smells up and down with out taking adequate bath.

For some of these people, it's only handkerchief they used to clean up and gbam they are in markets, banks and their religious places intermingling with people not caring about the sexual smell that they are carrying about.
Who be the person make we flug am
PoliticsRe: Portable Mocks APC, Tinubu After Oyetola’s Loss After Being Paid. Sings & Dances by dhoncesar(m): 6:11pm On Jul 17, 2022
Kagd10:
I tell you.

Henceforth, APC needs to focus on more cogent things during their campaign. Talk about Tinubu's achievements in Lagos'


In fact, if I were Tinubu, I would mention emphatically that Peter Obi lives in the Lagos I governed and then, proceed to list my legacies in Lagos Such as Lekki seaport, Eko Atlantic, Lekki trade zone, BRT, millennium schools, enormous increase in Lagos revenue etc

They should also emphasize on the fact that Tinubu has never taken any federal position hence no one should blame him over what he has no hand in.

Also emphasis should be laid on competency and how it should always take the cake, not religion. Besides, Tinubu is a liberal leader.
You try

Continue

Chebi dem don pay you too....

Crazy people...
FamilyRe: How Much Do You Spend Daily As A Married Or Single Man by dhoncesar(m): 9:27pm On Jul 16, 2022
psalmz:
I just sat down and did some calculations and noticed I spend nothing less than 8k daily on feeding my wife n kids and also fueling my car and generator,some one said I am extravagant ,pls how true it ?
The basic thing is that an average man in Nigeria is not feeding on his salary. When you calculate how much you spend daily on feeding transport giving flexing ashawo money like some said ,giving to gf, clothing and so on. You will discover that you actually spend more than your salary. Except you have a side hustle or your salary is okay enough for you. But for family men, an unexpected spending will surely come in.

Like now. I got home yesterday and my son had injured himself. I spent extra 10k and still counting. Money wey b say I suppose use arrange him graduation bill.

All is well
CrimeRe: SOS!!! Someone Is Blackmailing My Female Friend With Her Nudes by dhoncesar(m): 11:26pm On Jul 15, 2022
IamBlanco:
Greetings everyone.

One guy is currently blackmailing my female friend with her nude. Apparently, they had a video call, while on the call she was showing him her boobs, unknown to her the bastard was screen recording it. They stopped talking for a while, only for this guy to suddenly reappear again, called her & threatened to post her nudes on social media. He went as far as searching her profile on Facebook and threatening to post the video unless she travels to his city to do whatever he wants her to do.

I’m pissed at this girl cause she was stup*d enough to do this with someone but we can’t throw away the baby with the bathing water.
I can’t post the chats here cause the bastard might be on this platform too. But he has been communicating with her with his phone number.

Please I need help on what to do. She’s confused & devastated already. Pls I need una help.

Mods pls push to front page.
Don't negotiate
Don't keep communication
Avoid receiving strange calls or unknown numbers.
Text msges will come in but stay strong to resist them.
Deactivate your fb and IG account.

Thats the price to pay for showing boobs online. I swear I hate that shit. I've never asked a girl to do it for me cos its just not making sense. Girl wey show u nude will definitely show thousands guys same nude.

But on top of this all. Say this to his face( tell him to Bleep off) he will get pissed but wouldn't be able to do a shit.

Thats a lesson for her. If she didn't bring down her social media account on time. Then she will trend .
Even if you bring it down ,he can still make her trend by posting it anywhere, she will trend for a while and some bastard will try to search her up online. But she needs to laylow.

Girls usually make this mistakes, all in the name of dick and 10k for transport . bullshit !!!

My one cent.
EventsRe: The Fake Wedding I Attended Last. Week(my Experience) by dhoncesar(m): 1:37pm On Jul 09, 2022
That was how I went for a colleague wedding few yrs back at vi. On getting to the estate i t was easy to locate the house because I saw people working Herr and there. They were about to finish the traditional. I forgot to say I went with three friends. And 2 of my colleagues came to join us there . so the program begins at the all and it was d most boring wedding I've ever been. Later one of my colleague called me outside to notify me abt the food. I noticed it was only the couples family table that was served. This was past 4pm. I told him they just started serving so we went back inside. After few min I discovered so many things have been happening that we didn't take note of. The people in charge of the hall brought their troubles claiming they haven't balanced them . I stroller outside to get some sence. Then I bought my guest some drinks which others ran to out table to drink out of. Then I told my guest we will be leaving in few Mon time. We later stepped out and I signal her that we are leaving and she said no problem. Getting to the office the following week she didnt even say thank you to those that showed up. People started asking me how it went. I told them I had to take my guest to a restaurant on our way home so they wouldn't swear for me. I was later told to contribute to her ,that was when I showed them my uber transaction history. I spent over 30k for the trip apart from the food I bought for others. After two years I heard they've separated . so my stress ,time and money had just wasted. Abeg make everybody just continue their life....I'm out
PropertiesRe: What Should I Look Out For When Buying A Land? Help Guys by dhoncesar(m): 1:52pm On Jul 07, 2022
I once bought a land somewhere in Ibadan. Tr price was actually cheap and I was happy to pay but firstly I played half. After so many threats I balanced up. But the reason why I delayed the balance was because I want to be sure of what I am doing. Along the line I discovered the price of the land was the initial amount I dropped . they actually doubled the amount for me. That was why I took my time to balance up. After that. I did the corner piece and dropped blocks and sand on it. Den left it for 4yrs I think. Along the way I heard so many news about someone trying to resell the land but I kept mute. At the long run I called the person I Boughy it from and told him I nerd him to sell the land. You can't believe hr couldn't sell it for another one year . because the price they sold for me was doubled. The environment remains the same for these years . I later asked him to refund if he can't sell and gave him some heads up that I knew right from start. He later refunded me and even add extra 50k as abeg money.

Life is short

Withing that year range. I already got another land and completed the job on it.

I'm just glad he was able to see the plan I had for him inside me.
FoodRe: Can You Eat This? A Nairalander Hunted And Fried Flying Termites (photo) by dhoncesar(m): 1:16pm On Jul 07, 2022
Harlarbiz01:
Come join me
Mhen... I can't forget those years . I will even Cary them to school. They are full of nutrients
FamilyRe: I'm 30 And Still Living With My Parents..smh by dhoncesar(m): 1:11pm On Jul 06, 2022
JackDaAlienz:
I want to find an apartment but na money kill am.
I will be turning 30 on october and im still living with my parents. I feel like i have failed in life at my age.

It pains me that as a guy, i dont have my own apartment. Apartments are so expensive now than before. And i dont have friends that i can squat in their house.
What should i do?
Bro. You actually have not failed. Just that this part of the world children tends to run away from home all in the name of I'm now a big boy/girl. Mean while parents still need us around. even if you have a good job. There's nothing bad in living with your parents till when you are ready for marriage . we see people abroad do this and there's nothing bad in it. Plus maybe your mate look down at you because you always Cary your babe to their house to straff. Accommodation is pretty expensive in Nigeria. Except if you want to get a shared apartment in a flat. That's what most people do now. And I wouldn't advice you rent a face me n slap you apartment.

Just calm down. And work harder.
RomanceRe: 21-year-old Woman Celebrates Being A Virgin by dhoncesar(m): 12:29am On Jul 02, 2022
Is she now flaunting herself for the right guy to break her Virginia huh
Car TalkRe: I Parked My Car, Went Into The Bank And This Happened by dhoncesar(m): 9:16pm On Jun 29, 2022
Sorry bro. But its always written at the bank fences or a notice board that cars are parked at owners risk. Sure the securities around there wouldn't help out. God will replenish u. Just let it slide since there is no one to hold for it.
HealthRe: Help!! My Life Is Being Destroyed By Drug Addition. by dhoncesar(m): 3:07pm On May 20, 2022
Jashub:
My brother, if you love yourself and your life, you will listen to the advice I have to give you , especially as people here will be shouting "rehabilitation " as if it is a permanent solution.

And if you want to argue this , let me tell you categorically that drug addiction is not something people easily recover from on their own effort. In fact , I have seen many cases of people who have gone through rehab over 5 times and still ended up dead or worse off from drug overdose. A fine example would be the late Whitney Houston cry)

So enough of this digression, let's get to the solution:

1.Go on your knees(now) and repent from all sins you have committed knowingly and unknowingly asking Jesus to help you .

2. Go and get yourself a bible

3 .Make it a habit of being prayerful, especially during the time when the urge comes upon you.

4. Find bible-believing people to share your case with and if possible, get closer to them through sincerity and repentance

5 . People will mock you , hear me again , people will mock you and doubt your sincerity, but ignore them and keep your eye and trust on God and He will surely deliver you.



Peace
Nigerians and prayers. Una no go Won do anything for unaself than to pray on everything.

U shld have asked him to go to mountain of fore or fast for 41days .

Iranu...

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