₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,330,406 members, 8,445,353 topics. Date: Tuesday, 14 July 2026 at 09:27 PM

Toggle theme

DICKstractor's Posts

Nairaland ForumDICKstractor's ProfileDICKstractor's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 (of 56 pages)

FamilyRe: Can Someone Tell Me What Is Off With This Picture? by DICKstractor: 10:05am On Oct 15, 2020
cheesy


The guy is a meat stealer.... He need to be handed over to Swat team for correction and rehabilitation
WebmastersRe: Jack Dorsey Tweets EndSARS, Solicit Support For The Protest (Photo) by DICKstractor: 1:41am On Oct 15, 2020
He should.... The uproar in Twitter is enough to show him that we in for a serious matter
We move
In Rango voice, We ride
CrimeRe: Jubilation On Twitter Ng: Jack Dorsey The CEO Of Twitter Tweets #endsars by DICKstractor: 1:39am On Oct 15, 2020
He should.... The uproar in Twitter is enough to show him that we in for a serious matter
We move
In Rango voice, We ride
PhonesRe: You Can Use These Apps If Government Shuts Down The Internet by DICKstractor: 1:38am On Oct 15, 2020
We move
Alita continua


Nothing can stop this movement
CelebritiesRe: Nairobi's Oldest Prostitute Retires After Servicing Over 28,000 Men In 22 Years by DICKstractor: 1:33am On Oct 15, 2020
She Don finally hang boot. It's time to enjoy her pension
HealthRe: Man Was Who Unable To See A Dentist Due To Covid Pulls His Teeth Out With Plier by DICKstractor: 1:31am On Oct 15, 2020
Modern problems requires modern solutions


Only people that have experienced tooth pain will understand why this man did such thing
CrimeRe: BREAKING: IGP Sets Up New Unit To Replace FSARS by DICKstractor: 7:04pm On Oct 13, 2020
#endSWAT cheesy
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Northern Leaders Root For 12-State Structure by DICKstractor: 4:26pm On Oct 13, 2020
jaxxy:
But there is poverty in the north?
But they have enough resources to turn things around...
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Northern Leaders Root For 12-State Structure by DICKstractor: 3:09pm On Oct 13, 2020
SegFault:
You think that after division everything will be alright? grin
Atleast some problems will be settled. Tribalism and neptisim will be at its minimum. Things will improve. That I'm sure of
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Northern Leaders Root For 12-State Structure by DICKstractor: 10:33am On Oct 13, 2020
Coldie:
So that when they form Biafra u people will start begging world bank, Un, Au etc for loan up and down?

The world is tired of useless countries whose only contribution to the world is population and u want to form more
The world is tired of useless countries, yet countries are being formed.

People should live in oppression, poverty and unfavorable condition just to please the rest of the world that are tired... Right?
PoliticsRe: Restructuring: Northern Leaders Root For 12-State Structure by DICKstractor: 9:01am On Oct 13, 2020
Restructuring is the only option available if they really want this country to continue or they just dissolve the nation let every region go their own way.


I don't see how a country with different ethnical group is more favorable to a particular region and biase to the others
TravelRe: British Woman Arrested At Heathrow For Carrying $2.6 Million by DICKstractor: 6:45am On Oct 13, 2020
cheesy


She's not a real nigga. One of the OGs here, the damn nigga guy would have done better
PropertiesRe: Amazing! Landlord Evicts Tenant For Lending N50,000 To Widow by DICKstractor: 6:43am On Oct 13, 2020
This landlord deserve public flogging


You don't want to help someone and you don't want the person to get help from somewhere else.

It gives you orgasm seeing the person suffer.
CrimeRe: Wizkid & #ENDSARS protesters in UK rejoice over dissolution of SARS (VIDEO) by DICKstractor: 3:39pm On Oct 11, 2020
Power belongs to the people
PoliticsRe: BREAKING: #endsars: Inspector General Of Police Disbands FSARS by DICKstractor: 2:10pm On Oct 11, 2020
sammychimex:
This is a major win for the people.

To all the Yahoo boys don't think you have escaped, you got us here in the first place, you can't escape justice for the many innocent lives wasted because of the mess you guys created. You guys will get your pay in due time.

And to our bad and corrupt politicians, you guys are at the base of the problems of this country, choosing to loot our treasury dry.
You people even put division among us, divided us along ethnic and religious lines. Just know that ENDSARS was the first step among many, you guys are definitely up next.
Runni G after yahoo boys is the work of the EFCC... Sars shouldn't be their problem
PoliticsRe: Breaking: IGP Has Officially Dissolved FSARS(video) by DICKstractor: 2:08pm On Oct 11, 2020
cheesy

Sars wey the beat is dissolved
PoliticsRe: IGP Mohammed Adamu Disbands SARS Nationwide (Video) by DICKstractor:
cheesy

Sars wey the beat is gone

Now e remain sars on the beat

But if all these things na lie, e go turn to "sars wey them dey beat".
PoliticsRe: Breaking News - IGP Scrapped SARS by DICKstractor: 1:52pm On Oct 11, 2020
wink

Who talk say we no get power

When we are united, we can defeat any force
PoliticsRe: Breaking: IGP Disbands SARS At Federal Level, 36 States And FCT by DICKstractor: 1:52pm On Oct 11, 2020
Who talk say we no get power
Christianity EtcRe: Ever Led A Song In Church And You Went Blank? by DICKstractor: 9:38am On Oct 11, 2020
gunners160:
ur own beta. Mine was worst. I happened to be a Member of a musical band in School back then. So one day the band coordinator decided to make some changes and brought out a rule that every musical band member must sing on Sunday most especially those of us in charge of musical instrument. When it got to my turn, we rehearsed together but I was called upon and next thing one fear just enter me I started singing rubbish but I still try small since na rehearsal. I told the band leader that I can't perform before the congregation he should please let me be but he refused . So on Sunday came, omo kan see how I dress. Wore my best cloth and waiting to be called upon for praise. Immediately time for praise start, na so I start to dey shout and sing off beat. Stage fright wan kill me even though I try to compose myself and continue but stage fright wont let me be. Na one girl save me collect micro phone for my hand and I kan become back up singer. Shame catch me through out that semester I stopped being a band member since then
You are a catholic... Right?
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor Leads EndSARS Protest From Agege To Alausa Ikeja by DICKstractor: 7:46pm On Oct 09, 2020
Theevilone:
Go on endsars hashtag on tweeter and see lots of video on how sars waste innocent souls, police don't waste souls like sars


My only fear is that if ban sars they will all resort to arm robbery
It'd be better we know that we dealing with full time arm robbers than them being in the disguise of Nigerian police and committing atrocities
CelebritiesRe: "Chacha Eke Has No Bipolar Disorder" - Brother, Aik Eke Blasts Chacha's Husband by DICKstractor: 11:18am On Oct 08, 2020
undecided


Your private life, your business. All this should be kept in private

Why try shoving your life down our throat. Everybody get wetin them dey face

All this ranting is best done face to face. Atleast, one can exchange a few fist after being provoked... Except, una Wan use us as referees
CelebritiesRe: Which Men Can Marry This Type Of Woman? See The Photo That Got People Talking by DICKstractor: 11:15am On Oct 08, 2020
shocked
My love for tattooed ladies but I can never have one as a wife cheesy
PoliticsRe: Umar Marafa Dies: FCTA Acting Secretary Is Dead by DICKstractor: 10:15am On Sep 29, 2020
DenreleDave:
Dead in peace...


Go and claim your 77 virgin...... Make sure u use viagra or tramadol...

Contact Slawormir for some weed
cheesy

This one you gave him +5 virgins, who go help am smuggle the extra 5
PhonesRe: Help! This Gorilla Shows Everywhere On My Phone!!! by DICKstractor: 6:35pm On Sep 27, 2020
chingle5:
Guys I am literally at the point of smashing my phone huh huh I don't where I hav gone wrong... I thought it is only on my opera browser the gorilla is only show but it is showing everywhere on my phone even on my mx player... Me I don't know what to do again.... angry angry
Op, wait first... Is that raised by wolves worth my time?
HealthRe: I Was Stung By Scorpion by DICKstractor: 8:56am On Sep 27, 2020
Go to a hospital to see a professional
RomanceRe: Mention A Nairaland Moniker And Guess His/her Age by DICKstractor: 8:14pm On Sep 26, 2020
PUNAengineOIL:
Ubunja = 35 years

Zzor and onyi22 are still in those early hoeing phase = 22 years

lalasticlaka the mod should be 29

I can't remember much now huh huh huh

Update*
Preshieben - e be like this one don dey near "evening newspaper" season. Heard she is now looking for a boyfriend = 34 years


iLegendd talks alot about his bedmatics and probably ready to marry = 32

Palema007 calls herself evening newspaper, a bad wife, e.t.c = 85 years

Dickstractor = 25

Quillanhardy = 18 years
You were very close to mine...

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 (of 56 pages)