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mukina2: http://leadership.ng/nga/articles/31005/2012/07/28/african_first_ladies_secretariat_gulp_50m.html

Why don't they build this in Maiduguri?

Mavor: Dude she got that correctly. My name is Damilola (one). My names are Somoye Damilola (two).

R u for real? Is that what you were taught in school?

I thought it was only aliases that one uses "ARE" while your full name "IS".

[quote author=Bélla3]like serious, when did u escape from psychiatry?[/quote]i should be asking you that. jelly fish brain!

roseybridge:

Amya: First off, let me start by saying this is a 100% true. If any one knows me on Nl, they'd know I don't make up stories.

My Dad's youngest sister is 39. she just got married last year to an AA guy she met on an online dating site. They got married here in Nigeria, so she has to be in Nigeria for 2 years before gets her green card to join him.

The guy has been to Nigeria a couple of times, but I haven't met him. He sent me a friend request on facebook, and earlier in the year, he asked my Aunty to give him my bb pin. We started chatting innocently. I call him uncle, and he calls me 'my sexy niece' he always try to chat me up every other day. After a while the communication stopped. We didn't chat for 2 months, but I could care less.

Yesterday, he went on full toasting mode. Telling me his marriage between by Aunty and him is over, and how he's always been in love with me and want's to marry me. I was trying to see reasons with him (more out of respect than anything else) why the liaison would never work, because his wife in question is my Aunt! Plus I have a bf I love.

He went on to say "Bleep tradition! Bleep family!!! I want you to be here in new york city with before the end of the year. We'll get married here and bla bla bla" It was shocking and traumatising.

I'll never be foolish enough to fall for that crap. But I may just teach him a few lessons never to mess with a naija girl (by chopping him mugu)

I really don't know whether or not to tell my Aunt about this and make it a family issue.

Typical Aries!!. Their characteristics and modus operandi!!!

chucky234: Only God knows what this failed evil genius will impact on those innocent minds, everyone should be on guard ooo
strategies

Innocent minds? In the millitary? You should have used apostrophe so we can know u r bin sarcastic!

I still think this wld be a good idea. I am even surprised that Seun has not thought about doing this. Can he not envision the needed media attention and more traffic it would bring to NL?
NL is a site that can not be ignored. 1 of the most popular and frequented site and this might just be the needed platform to propagate further the nairaland project to the world @ large.
Logistics shld be put in place,tight security also and the press shld be invited/involved.these wld ensure decorum ( at least or u don't want me pulling out my john thomas!)
It shld be section-based. And or regional or state-by-state based.

Would it be classified if this so called get-2geda is done? This is another suggestion.So dt those that r known for or frequent a particular category(e.g politics romance religion *sighs* crime ) wld meet and rub punches,s.eXual or.Gans or mind 2geda?

It won't be a bad idea though. I was thinking that in order to be accepted in to the party,wherever it is held, u must bring an internet ready fone, log in to nairaland to authenticate ur membership and for easy ID so we wld knw who is who so that the punches and pummelling wld b directed so accordingly.....

Korrection: Just thought of something that might not be impossible...I would love to host a party for Nairalanders but im scared there might fight..cos the way some of us reacts to issues here are bloody...Do you think its gonna be a good thing to do and where would you like such party to hold?...what time of the year...date and definitely place...wont like it in the north though...lol...I mean it...

Some people would beat themselves up. A free-for-all. Make sure u invite the press.
I put my money on the GEJ 40 Laptops and anti-GEJ group being the bloodiest!!!!

afam4eva: Poor people in Africa have no class. They just want everyone to know that they are wretched.

Being "Poor" is a class. Class of the poor

Who else address on strategy except for the evil genius? Maradona that is adept in annulling election and silencing his accusers in a coy way whenever He is asked about the main players of june 12?
Leopards don't shed their skins!!!

[quote author=str8_talk]While watching a live broadcast ceremony today,25 July,2012 on NTA station which featured African first ladies my attention was drawn to the body structure of the First Lady which is quite different 4rm the shape she had before she started appearing in public. Obviously,she is pregnant?
Pls,our ladies here can help in confirming this.[/quote]Yeah. She is Pregnant............

Her stomach is filled wit cassava bread!

[quote author=[b][/b]JimOvia]This doesn't make sense. So paying 20k monthly for 1GB a month is supposed to be a promo? Na wa o.
These operators keep milking us.[/quote]Why I am not also in support of such promo, but my eyebrow is raised cos this is coming from a Jim Ovia?hmmmm........

[quote author=dasparrow]FG buys 200 cars for First Ladies summit

http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/other-sections/lead-stories/172646-fg-buys-200-cars-for-first-ladies-summit

Sanusi said the FG can not continue to pay subsidy hence it needed to be removed completely!!. Now we know the true reason!!!!

Nigeria as a nation needs to listen to the indelible words of George Santayana that Those who don't remember the mistakes of the past are bound to commit them again(paraphrased).
GEJ needs a minister of history because he seems to be following the way of Louis XVI of France who alongside his larger-than-life wife Marie Antoinette, ruined France through their spendings and gave rise to the Republic.
GEJ, tread softly!!!!! Nigeria is. Much more politically active unlike the past.

kamdyjenny: There is this guy I met some years back, he is single has a very comfortable job. In fact, let me tag him rich. He claims to like me but I know he just wants to have sex wit me. And I, on the other side, do not like this boy at all, not minding the amount of money I always get from him. The funniest thing is, like the higher the amount he gives me, the higher my dislike for him grows. Right now he is inviting me to PH dis weekend for a treat; it's sure we will lodge in the same hotel room, and I don't want to have sex with him...

Please your advice is needed. How do I go about this when I finally get to PH to see him? Because me I wan go flex oh.

I can swear you were the one flavour n'abania had in mind when he composed Ashaw.o remix.
Oya dance to your tune.....

mrkels: If you want to flex then go and get a job and flex yourself. If you can't, then open your legs for him. So you think he ll just flex you because you are you abi? PS: the more he gives you money the higher he dislikes you too because he's not getting returns. This attitude you have has made lots of men loose respect in women and women such as your self have no value in our eyes, after all, shey na flexing you want? How much can you spend? Come and flex and I would wound your. As simple as ABC.

Ah!! I'm so not happy. You "stole" my riposte!!!

mrkels: If you want to flex then go and get a job and flex yourself. If you can't, then open your legs for him. So you think he ll just flex you because you are you abi? PS: the more he gives you money the higher he dislikes you too because he's not getting returns. This attitude you have has made lots of men loose respect in women and women such as your self have no value in our eyes, after all, shey na flexing you want? How much can you spend? Come and flex and I would wound your. As simple as ABC.

Omg!!!!. Is there a grammy/oscar for the best written advice? This should be up for nomination and definately the award recipient!!

omalicha89: this most be the dumbest post on Nairaland,I went to Q.C and over 500 young girls graduated from my set.if I go by what u have said here that means all lesbians and and promiscous girls finished from Q.C.
The op has a point but she shld have put it as some and not most.

Bruised ego. I know, lady. Truth hurts. Don't cry, remember what Fergie said-"Big(?) Girls don't cry"

1Dray: Watch it, you are ill.

Yes doctor. Can I get the prescription, please?

tobechi20: Do u know that you can be charged to court for attempted murder and this letter used as evidence against u.if found guilty, u wil be sentenced to death......

"Double wahala for dead bodi"

"Power corrupts, Absolute power corrupts absolutely".

Y not? But not @ aso rock though. Perhaps ur house!!!!

jennykadry: Cheiii una wey dey naija no know wetin una get. I last ate cooked groundnut 2 years ago, agabalumo don reach 5 years, liki-liki nko

Wherever you are, I am so damn sure there are airports there!!!.
I am also sure there is an embassy or whatever of ur country there
Or maybe I may be wrong, u could be a fugitive!!!

Chaydee: This bros no fit invite person sev

And so? I know a Professor of Zoology that eats Cassava Bread!!!!

Not only should the loot be siezed. It should be return back to the coffers of the Govt. And closely monitored on its usage because in Delta State, blood is thicker than water!!!!.
Uduaghan knows this!!!

The beauty of weave!!

onila: I have noticed Nigerian parents believe taking their daughters to all girls schools will make them stay focused, but unfortunately, when these girls come out of school, they became desperate for men and become really promiscuous after high school.

I know many of my friends who went to all girls school = have a baby out of wed lock or are really promiscuous

Yeah!!. Queens College girls!!. Most of them!!!!
Not only promiscuous, also g.ays(les.bi.an shi.t!)

Even brunettes can be dumber than blondes @ tyms.
I thought the eye of horus was always the left eye?
The right eye should be covered and not the left?(Only if that pix was edited with a mirror effect!)

She fine, shawty fine but...........

What kinda of name is........
[size=15pt] TO-TO "DI.CK"ING?[/size]

bashr8: in as much as i dislike her and her guts you cannot associate her with bleaching ,there are lots more igbo girls even fairer than her you will think they are mixed.


this is her pic in secondary school , she is the one in the middle

That guy by her side, would be wondering why he isn't the "nack-her-demus" of her life. If I was the 1, I for don nack To-to Dicking for back then!