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otokx: Since the position of University vice chancellors were politicized and their salaries escalated from that of normal professors who earn about 500k monthly to about N4m with so many perks including police escorts and siren they started attracting the attention of kidnappers, both they and their immediate members of their families. Yes kidnapping is bad and we all condemn it but this action of the vice chancellors in securing a unique package for themselves is equally as bad.

Imagine a VC going from his official residential quarters to the vice chancellor office using police escort and siren almost running us university staff from the road - that is how low things have got. In the past a VC was not so different from the normal lecturer, in fact during my MBA program the VC then left his office matters to lecture us in a particular course as he was bored and tired of the administrative monotony. He drove himself to the classroom in his old 504 then, now this one is using Jeep plus escort to oppress everybody.

Let them negotiate to N40m and pay up fast before the poor man would die there.

I'm confused here. You sound like an accomplice or the mastermind of the VC adultnap saga.

Prediction A.ssenal-Sunderland: 1-2

[quote author=Donalð Genes]I find this disturbing the way friends on NL are easily acute in picking any slightest Hole In someone's qrammatical error and from there it snowball into unbriddled,free for all,wild war of Words,counter accusations,from there it'll Finally deqenerate into qrammatical missiles aimed @ each of the different qeo-political zones.....calling people names,rubbishing each other's political zones and inter alia ,esp' the President which he is always at the receiving enð even when the post qot nothing to ðo with Mr Presiðent.
But why all these qlorified madness everytime....I believe if someone erred in the process of typing his comment on a related Post(esp when He or She is riled up)and unfortunately missed some letters which a learned person ought to have done is simply n respectfully qoute the person and calmly said in a much more humanane way so as not to spite the person 'ohhh sorry you forqot some letters there in your comment and bla bla bla..but instead He or she start abusing the persons intellect taqqinq him illiterate....it's pretty much shamefull seeing biq men of mean repute displaying endless madness........can't we be have a civil constructive criticism or a more friendly way of approaching issues here........nobody knows it all...we learn from each other's mistakes even the British do make mistakes too......[/quote]ohhh sorry, you missed it there!!!!!
blah blah blah

@Op: the guy is not/never hit the P. Right.If he did,she would always be on that oliver twist level thing.
My 2 cents advice: he shld ask for the last cultery(fork) and fork her brains out. (Alomo would be useful here!!!)."cutlery" that P. And wait for the feedback. If after a week, she is still forming celibacy,he should wake up and smell d kitten!!!, I mean,coffee.

Seriously,I am waiting for when an european or american would "genuinely"(not adultnapped!!) go "missing" whenever a sport festival is held in Africa!!!.
#seriously

Tolaaaaannni: NEXT TIME YOU GUYS OUGHT TO LEARN HOW TO READ BETWEEN THE LINES. My point was that this topic is senseless and not that I AM DYING TO MAKE THE FRONT PAGE!(Where the hell did you get that from?) Please learn to read english, oh and when your at it go reasearch what using an analogy is. You know what im deleting that part of my comment, i know more brain dead people are going to make the same comment as those above. -_-

What are u spewing from ur uncouth mouth? Be ranting arrant nonesense there!!!."Professoress".
Even tyler perry said u shld think like a man,u r thinking like an I.mbecile
According to ur signature, u need a life, please add a d.ick also!!!.
Thank me later!!!!

Nice one by D'banj[b] Daniel[/b] Oyebanjo.
Apparently, his parents must have told him about the person behind his name-Daniel.
But if he had taken time to read his bible,he would have known that it is not Daniel and the Cheetah but Daniel and the Lion!!!

Tolaaaaannni: For the love of all thats holy, all this senseless celeb picture posting must stop!!! So if i go out now and go pose with a lion, tiger,and bear will my picture make it on nairaland frontpage?? mtcheew

Dear, not only would it make Nairaland frontpage,it would become the 8th wonder of the world because I can't imagine any random person,talkless of a female, posing with a wild animal.Don't get it twisted, I know that that cheetah is def. Tamed/trained but u, claiming to pose with any random wild animal?

[quote author=edogram.]What is the question all about? If i get u, u are feeling lowself-esteem that u are not a rich guy? Get over that dear, 50k is enough to get her mother busy. Instead of wasting money on marriage. But firstly let the girl know everything.[/quote]Like seriously, how did u arrive @ that figure? :-/

@ Op: follow ur heart,if u love her and she loves u, go ahead,seal it with a traditional and when u feel u r financially buoyant, do d white wedding or what-have-you.

I never understood the meaning of Voltron. Not until I read this!!!.
Man must wack!!!
U think it is easy to become a presidential aide?
I can swear that if he is told to roar like a lion on national T.V.,he would!!!!

When would I phuck Kim Kardashian?

Oleros: Why is it so hard for people to stick their necks out and help a fellow Nigerian in need except if there is a direct benefit being derived from such people. When the needies are pushed to the wall, they take to social ills, and when the arm of the law catches up with them for commiting such offences, the people that could have made a difference in such lives by giving N1,000.00 or so begin to blame the needy.

Read 48 laws of power

Did GEJ really regard BH as family? I do not believe this!!!!

Soyinka looks so unfazed!. And look @ how civil his arrest is.No cuffs, no unnecessary "security" details!!
Unlike what we have now!!!.

#11. Come up with non-existent slangs/words/catch phrases like tongolo,lamba,tinko,bunga,shakashiki,fokasibe,sleeping-on-a-bicycle,no long thing, dem mama,dem papa,vavaavoom,bombshakala that even adamu-shikena,obi-chineke meh and ade-Yoruba can relate to n u have a hit!!!!

[quote author=Soo_cool]water no fit clean my own s.h.!.t!
na[b] diluted acid[/b] i dey use dey wash am comot![/quote]Parle Soda?
Hmmm........

Please you guys need to be fast and reach a consensus. I just took a dump and I still don't know which is more suitable to use!.
My anus is waiting to be cleaned and I need to pick one real quick!!!.

P.S: why are all these flies surrounding me? Is there are party about to go down?

Mammary glands are always two(erm,........well,.......... Expect for the extremely bizzare cases )

So if baby is s.ucking on one , wot stops me from s.ucking the other?
Satisfaction guaranteed!!!

The effects of the Jokers(Boko Haram) attack on their premises is still fresh in their memory that is while such silly blunder could be made.I expect them to have bounced back since their Boss have a good relationship with top govt officials/functionaries!!!

ThisDay=Obiagena=PDP Sleeping Member
P.S: I was high when I typed this irrespective of the fact that I typed it well, to hell with wot u think!!!

*scratches head*
Rocket science @ its best!!!!
Ermm,.....I'll rather stick to "pun" and flipping burgers!!!

Acidosis: A man wanted to employ a gateman 4 his company, a very nice man applied and was interviewed-
Employer: do you think you can do the job?
Man: very well sir
Employer: okay...what of a situation whereby one day at night while you were on duty,you had a dream that I was going to have an accident if I took a flight the next day...what will you do?
Man: ha sir, I will make sure I let u know in d next possible minute...I must convince you not to take the flight sir.
Employer: mr man u're fired!



Now my question is
what made the employer fire mr man?

Damn!! Didn't mean to kill this thread but just had to!!!!!!!
Gateman sleeping on duty?

But in the above pix, the LASTma official doesn't look dead to me #Justsaying

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_{phew!!!.so this is how retarded posts looks like}

ambrosini593: A glance at the picture below will make one wonder if Rihanna indeed has a daughter in Nigeria. This little starlet would definitely pass for a young Rihanna anytime anyday. Her resemblance with Rihanna is simply amazing. See the look, the eyes, the nose and best of all her attitude.

Soon,her parents would capitalise on this and turn her destiny to a music-oriented one even if she sounds like a frog and give her the moniker of african rihanna

Very true and so on point.no attachments,a enough friends with benefits, a good sex life and a enough time to cogitate and be much more creative.

Power? Maybe a subliminal message meaning PDP would remain in power for 50 yrs.
Stowie land stowie land, land of puss.ies,c.ock and fun
Stowie land stowie land
Bring ur fwends along!!!

oluwacjay: Mtscheeew & dis made front page. How does dis change d price of skunk at elegushi

Obviously,the "skunk" makes u spew trashes like this from ur smelly mouth.
Just my 2 cents

@op: I noticed some changes too in the modus operandi of GTB. I can only hope for the best when it comes to their decision making!!

ambrosini593: http://thenetng.com/2012/08/11/im-shocked-by-the-success-of-oliver-twist-says-dbanj/

If D'banj the owner of the song can admit that he is shocked by the success of his oliver twist song that lacks substance and lyrical content, you can imagine what the average human being that 'stumbles' upon the song feels!!!!!!!

My Kodak Camera keeps me focused

ojubi: My mum.
She sold all her expensive rappers to put me through school.
Today each time i get succeesful her sense of belonging and self esteem soar high.
The last time she saw my building project in port harcourt she wept. She just could not imagine how her son can overcome poverty and hardship that easily.