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Billyonaire: I dont walk (trek) with girls, so I cant advise. But I dont know how to hold a girl's waist while driving.

You don't need to hold a girl's waist while driving.
Take a cue from the song "no lie" as spoken by 2 chainz feat Drake
"Left hand on tha Steering Wheel,Right hand in that p.u.sS.y

Kudos to this Nigerian entrepreneur.
This is what the present administration in Nigeria shld look @ and support. Let's protect and promote local industries/SMes/Mes in order for it to grow.
Let these laptop be part of the MDG/MDagenda of the govt.he should team up with the Govt and both shld play a pro-active role in developing the educational sectors(just lyk Omatek's partnership wit the govt) and even ICT and what-have-you.Proudly Nigerian!!!.
It shld be ubiquitous like acer and @ least a brand of this laptop must be purchased by any govt ministry, hopefully!

Billyonaire: I wont buy into any company that I can not afford majority share holding. I got to influence Board decisions and put my management team.

I wanted to say something significant in relation to ur NL name and ur comment, then I looked closer and saw that it wasn't Billionaire but "Billy- O'- Near"

Why should Lagos ban Okada? What if Edo retaliates and ban Lagos?

"An eye for an eye would make the world go blind"

berem: Any man wey hold me for waist I go hold am for blokos! Shikena!

Conversly, I can b *removed by Moderator* your *censored* while walking too?
I mean just trying to ensure equity and fairness!!.

[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Xan I hold A man by his kini as I walk?

Mashewwww.[/quote]If kini refers to our kondo, then I may infer that u r comparing waist, leaving paranra, wit kondo?

blkmum700: by killing 140 million nigeria porpulation by poining the waters we drink and Also be the first black africa guy to kill his self by sucide bomb, will this make my family name be on guiness book of record?because have read My Stories how people get thier names on that book and i want my family name to be there too so that the world can know my family name.will this make my family name be on there?

2007. Sum1 spoke in this manner? And looking @ the current situation of things I wonder could this be a pointer to the recent happenings?
Remember all psycho always have a platform on the internet to ,first of all, vent up their frustrations b4 they actually carry out their plans!!.
In a retrospective view, this guy na Boko Haram founding member!!!!
Maybe SSS shld av taken note of this!!!

Ohh!!!!. But who started this thread? I so love holding a lady's waist. I mean that peer-2-peer networking is so on point!!!.Pe-Nisula connecting via infrared with the bakassi later gives in to Bakassi Pe-nisrula

Exponental: So she is entitled 2 FG ante natal allowee be dat...

[quote author=zuzu-onyi]And what in heaven's name happened to Freedom of Speech? [/quote]Freedom of speech has limitations too. Maybe they found his sermon inciting? Or may heat the polity?

Bleep talks. Here we go again!!!!

The exception though is when it is done in a ponytail style.
You know that is when I teach em how to dougie
When riding like horse and carriage!!!!

Natural does it for me!!.
That is why I luv Kim Katch-dat-as-Z new look!!!!

Wow!!!. Just thinking about her debut movie "The Maid". The part with Van Vicker and my pEn-Is having a mind of its own!!!!
Just give me that a-s-S!!

kayswag100: hehehehehehhe!

I bet it was writing by my fellow yoruba folk...

You are being sarcastic with the above, right?
I mean "writing"?
Yeah sure

hardbody: 'if there is concord'? I dont quite get that

Thank you for the correction there. I did not know there was a human dictionary on NL.You are apparently the grammer version of what Joan Rivers is to fashion. My apologies
*agreement wld be much more suitable

Some ladies with expired p._u.ssies and no NAFDAC number be raving and ranting!!!. I don't think there is anything wrong if there is a concord. I mean catching them young is good too. After all, the young shall grow!!!!!!

Honeycity: have you considered the fact that by the time shes in her 30s you would be in your 50s and unable to meet her sexual needs low libido, premature ejaculat etc are what you might be battling with,and if shes not the patient type she might just elope with a younger guy.

That is just an assumption. The pendulum could swing either ways.
I mean, Fatai Rolling Dollars and the old man with 86 wives are still knocking boots without Viagra!!!

onila: what a pedo-phile

men disgust me

Can u do without us?
Oh!! So u make up wit aliens or women?

If you are a Muslim, why not?
An ex Zamfara Gov. Blah blah blah..........

TroGunn: Why would govt maintain ranches? Is govt maintaining crop farms for crop farmers?

Are you indirectly insinuating that Evelyn Oputu, Bank of Agriculture and the likes are not supporting the farmers?
These MDAs are most willing to but it is the apathy of the farmers to loans and repayment plans coupled with the present economic situation in the country.

To digress a bit, lets take a cue from Saraki and the Zimbabwe farmers!.
Look at the endless possibilities of ameliorating the situation!!!

This is not fair!!!!.
No provisions were made for pot-bellied men!!!.
They are also pregnant too!!!............
Wiv beer and food, I guess!!!!
Pot-bellied men, Occupy Ministry of Health!!!!

TroGunn: The current nomadic grazing by the Fulani herdsmen should be outlawed. The Senate should be passing a law to ban this practice for the following reasons:

1) The practice is dirty and unhealthy and leads to spreading of diseases due to the unsanitary dumping of animal and human faeces by the nomads and their animals.

While point number 2 is so on point and preferable, I beg to differ on point no 1.
Ever heard of fertilizer? If these fulanis and their traducers are money conscious,smart and learned,
All the oordure being expunged by their cattle wld b gathered and sold to the farmers, who wld in turn purchase 'em to use as fertilizers for their produce.This wld look like a food chain thingy. Instead,their jelly-fish brains are causing havoc and wanton loss of lives and destruction of property.
But like u rightly said, Ranching is best suitable @ the moment!

@Okija
U typed what I was thinking
He worked tirelessly to become a SAN.
I thot he wld relax a lil b4 talking about the ever changing 9ja polity but short people neva live below their expectations(no pun intended). Ask Oshiomole.
But to address the issue of Fashola's responsibility, he is not actually responsible for the actions of his surbodinates, mefink it is the Lagos State Govt that is accountable/responsible for such action.
It is the LASG that shld be charged to court
There are some exceptions though.........

Seriously? An african country?. Of all countries!!!!. Zambia!!!
Wonder what Nigeria is turning to!!.
Can only happen in this type of administration!!.
GEJ would soon state He doesn't give a damn as usual!!!

[quote author=Bélla3]so you no do sunday school?
Jacob was decieved. He wanted the younger but was given the older. So he had to wait to marry the one he truely loved.
Besides they were just sisters, nt twins![/quote]I was going to post a rejoinder on this but Michky did a fantabulous work here!!!. Big kudos to him(?)Or her.
P.S: like woman,seriously,"they are just sisters,nt twins?"<-----I tolerate much, so I'll assume u were high on weed or u were reaching ur orgasm level when u typed dt ish!!!!

SuyaEater: Imagine if this was a black male or a muslim....what will be said...it sure wont be mental illness like they use to make excuses for white males..

^^^^^
Simply cos blacks are not as prone to mental illnesses as the deranged whites(no offense) are.
This is something we should be proud of!!!!!.

I don't hope for GEJ impeachment because it automatically places Sambo as the President and if Sambo gets impeached, then we would have sum1 lyk David Mark as president(?).
It is best GEJ finishes his term and gets swept away from power by Progressives.
A wholistic change is what the Nigerian peoplw want!!

The Question is "Am i Playing?"

Damn!. too Bad
The Shooter(s) got 14, wounded 50
Batman was nowhere to be [size=200pt]FOUND [/size]!!!!!!!!!!