₦airaland Forum

401kk: Thanks Jarus for bringing this to nairaland.
SLS made some points quite well but I don't agree still.

First of all how will this reduce the cost of printing and managing currency?

Read somewhere that it would cost 4 billion for this new CBN policy. Really hope the end justifies the means.

Hope this proffers solution to this nagging problem.
#2cents

^^^^
I do!!!

ogugua88: Smalli. I dey now, you no wan talk. Okay o.

ogugua88: Ke kwanu?

the video vixen looks like barbz of the Big Brother Stargame?
*bungee jumps without a rope*

*checks the price of garri*
not impressive

*hugging transformer*

bluejeff: Usually, our regular source of meat is cow, goat, ram, pig, chicken, fish, turkey e.t.c. Aside all these, what other kind of meat have you tasted ? Okay, i wld go first. I have eaten aligator, bat and dove. And will like to taste snake too.

This page is dedicated to the late Clifford Orji? I don't like his choice of meat though!!!

alstacs: http://premiumtimesng.com/business/97650-channels-deji-bademosi-quits-after-clash-with-chairman-john-momoh.html

irreconcilable difference?
That is the phrase mostly used by couples seeking divorce!!!!.
Deji is tired of Momoh tearing his a.ss? Doesn't he know that the Government is tearing Momoh's a.ss?

_{No one dies a virgin, we all p.hucked by the government!!}

[quote author=ogugua88][/quote]Please i'm dyslexic, did he request to be buried on the moon?

R.I.P to this achiever.
_{when would a nigerian go to the moon?}

boy t: It is an insult for the YORUBA EMPEROR bowing for Buhari just b/cos of politics. this is not respect because the bowing is too much, this one na slavery.

i see the ever ubiquitous 48 laws of power. I recommend the book for,not only your reading pleasure,full comprehension of the unwritten and unspoken words/actions that real strategist use as survival techniques.
grab your copy nowwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PapaBrowne: Eeele Sir!! Eeele!
Doesn't mean HE gives a hoot about you.

Tinubus posture speaks volumes. If I psychoanalyse that pose. . . .

Any wise man who looks carefully would tell that Buhari is about to be betrayed beyond his imagination.

I luv Tinubu. The guy is a master startegist, second only to OBJ.

Menh!!!. You da boss. Nice comprehension of the picture. Your analysis is so on point.
You beat me to this i must confess.
Tinubu bowing to Buhari while a cameraman snaps for public glare and to garner discourse on such subject is only the ways and games these politicians play to deceive the ever guillible hoi-polloi.
Case of the more you look,the less you see,the harder it is to comprehend but, truth be told,.......
fishscales be falling off easily because Nigerians are waking up.
Still wonder if this alliance would profit the masses or it is just some selfish political moves by these tribalist bigots!

Acidosis: I was about concluding when I met my sister* on nairaland.

Take a look

https://www.nairaland.com/prettyjulie

Extremely funny looking picture
Was she wiping her a.ss or she was scratching it?
I surmised she was most probably in a toilet considering the mop and the setting(looks like one to me) .[s]_{may also consider her a cleaner/office assistant}[/s]
So she changes in the toilet and snaps during office hours?
Notwithstanding, her pulchritude is on point.Got a hawtt body and on-point face.Kudos to her.

Pritheeann: she'z is rili prithee......

"prithee" or "pretty"?
i see pretty as in "prettyjulie.

ogugua88: It seems as if every thread that makes front page has a "how will this affect the price of garri" poster. This thread is dedicated to those posters. I pity una truly. It is no secret that garri and I be like husband and wife. So e dey pain me as I see as una dey complain every day of price of garri. I will not let fellow garri smokers suffer from high costs. Let us use thinking caps to solve the problem that is expensive garri.

Apparently, your love for your husband,Garri, got you your spectacles? Love wantintin

Dondav: You got it @skillz... I love that girl!! I just can't e-express the feeling!!

She is not fine. She is not beautiful, She ain't pretty.
If you have her number give it to me so i can tell her to her face!

Shugamania:
Proudly african!

@op, they're both very pretty. oya choose..

@Shugamania: If i am with you, i would never have to worry about the price of milk again. I mean,................
my Shuga is finished and i am a maniac
Can i lend some "Shuga"?

[quote author=Mr Hornipipe ]That shugamania got big natural boobs! [/quote]

Clairette: Who's more beautiful amongst 'em. Watch well

your pose so unique.
where you about to fart or that is your favourite s.eexual position?

ogugua88: It seems as if every thread that makes front page has a "how will this affect the price of garri" poster. This thread is dedicated to those posters. I pity una truly. It is no secret that garri and I be like husband and wife. So e dey pain me as I see as una dey complain every day of price of garri. I will not let fellow garri smokers suffer from high costs. Let us use thinking caps to solve the problem that is expensive garri.


We must know:

1. Where are you located?
2. What kind of garri do you buy?
3. Where do you buy garri?
4. How much is garri at that market?
5. What was the cheapest price you saw garri being sold at that market?
6. What are some factors leading to the increase of the price of garri?
7. Solutions to lowering the price of garri.

Oya, let us discuss!

https://img.21food.com/simg/product/2011/11/17/emmaruna-14220260.jpg

https://img.21food.com/20110609/product/1306562283073.jpg

Guess the price has actually gone down after this thoughtful thread

@all : are y'all kidding me? the op asked what are you doing right now?
of course i'm obviously on[size=28pt] NAIRALAND[/size]

Mods can close this thread NOW!!

alienware: franchise from apple or louis vuiton ? U don't even know what u saying, i wanted trying the mcdonald franchise,its damn expensive.

Alien, u got me laughing over here. On earth, when you see "for example" it means the person is hypothetically speaking. It doesn't necessarily mean the subject/object of the example.

P.S: I tried to write the above in alien understandable language but apparently, i'm not versed in it.

P.P.S: Even the above typed sentence isn't in alien-readable form. Now i'm perplexed.

slightlyMad: We trooped down to Nepa office at Ikorodu because for the past 2 months every corner in Lagos has been enjoying stable power supply
We residents of Irawo along Ikorodu road Lagos have been spending everyday fueling our generators. We gathered, headed to Ikorodu where the distribution comes from and were told by some staffs there that Dangote, yes the same bully, has paid off their top bosses to fund his ikorodu plant steady power

so they resorted to use Irawo's supply to fuel Dangote as our area is filled with lazy landords who wont complain, Imagine, no landlord association, no nothing, each man to himself.
I am posting here because i am very very angry, in short am fuming and can not even think straight. I spend 1000 naira daily to fuel my small gen, so does everyone around.

My question is, Why will a successful company like Dangote decide to make me pay heavily to fuel his company so he could climb up on Forbes?
for close to 2 months now, that is -60,000 naira from my pocket, Please i need advice[b]before i do something crazy[/b].

Please admin, move this to frontpage please?

Are you slightly mad?

HNosegbe: http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/fuel-subsidy-scam-tukur-stands-surety-for-son/122963/

surety or sure-thief?

Larufa: The Central Bank of Nigeria has announced that it is going to introduce a N5,000 note into the system.

The faces of three prominent Nigerian female activists are to be used on the new note. They are those of late politician and social mobiliser, Margaret Ekpo (1914 - 2006); late politician and activist Hajia Gambo Sawaba (1933 - 2001) and late politician and women's right activist Funmilayo Kuti (1900 -1978).




Source: http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/index.php/other-sections/lead-stories/175116-breaking-news-cbn-to-introduce-n5000-note

Only if Facrook Lieman had waited for this,he wouldn't have been disgraced as much as he already has!!!!
_{*ironing my money* call it money} laundering laundry

emmysenior: Correction, it is called[b] meat pie[/b].

I'll go with the original name,mince pie.

Prezzo, Sheila Kwamboka is still single since Uti rejected her.......
And she is Kenyan
And finer than Gold.i-ck

emmysenior: Correction, it is called[b] meat pie[/b].

I'll go with the original name,mince pie.

Prezzo, Sheila Kwamboka is still single since Uti rejected her.......
And she is Kenyan
And finer than Gold.ick

[quote author=Rhino.5dm]Despicable!!! After reading this horror-like movie script, NatGeo wild comes to my mind.[/quote]Zone Reality

R.I.P. to the deceased. Thangz get crazy

Now the world has begun to appreciate made in china products