₦airaland Forum

Before the ........

Dem for don do deliverance for hin head!!!

But who is he?

I guess a gospel singer?

baby124:
Lmao. Igbo's are clamouring for prosecution of Theodore Orji in so many ways. See as OP highlighted the crooks name . That man's picture should come up when you type clueless, shameless and criminal. This is like a rat walking into a trap. The other thieves are in hiding trying not to put attention to their side or they are battling for their lives. Orji is swaggering and throwing support. Torch light will soon shine on his eyes. Someone who was elected with the fakest election in the history of Nigeria. Wonders.

januzaj:
ok......what na happen....shey oyibo na god
Africans and inferiority complex...well Mugade was right
.
Killer speech by Zimbabwe President Robert
Mugabe:"Racism will never end as long as white
cars are stil using black tyres.Racism will never
end if people still use black to symbolise bad
luck and white for peace. Racism will never end
if people still wear white clothes to weddings
and black clothes to funerals. Racism will never
end as long as those who don't pay their bills
are blacklisted not white listed.Even when
playing snooker. You haven't won until you've
sunk the black ball, and the white ball must
remain on the table." But I don't care, as long as
I'm still using white toilet paper to wipe my black
ass I'm
happy
.
the first pix is for the LASTMA and the second pix is for the mod that brought this to frontpage

Omooba77:
A guy working in a ministry in Lagos ,so loaded to take a girl frend abroad,how much is his salary.These are kind of people Buhari should be looking for.




As for you lady,the guy will marry a third wife,still telling same story.....Women and fantasy

VICTORIA91:
Dear NL,

I'm 25 years old, I met this guy online via chatting and before i knew, we met and we fell deeply in love.This guy is irresistible when we met and i never prayed for something more, because he was so caring, lovely and loving, not only that he is so tall and handsome as i have always prayed for. After a month we knew each other better and every minute i rang him up, he later told me and revealed to me everything about him, because he is not the flamboyant type of guy, i hardly notice that he is loaded.

At age 33 he has a lot of properties and work with a Ministry in Lagos, seconded employment with one int'l institution, he got me int'l passport and took me out of Nigeria shore for the first time in my life. I am from an average family and I'm not easily moved with material things, I'm a working class lady earning moderate salary and living well, i had a relationship before him but not a stable one.

He later revealed to me that he has something to tell me that might tear us apart, i made up my mind since it would not lead to my death, i bet i have reached my bus stop, because he is also in love with me. What a perfect match!. Until the day he bursted it out that he is married with kids and he was sweating and breathing so restlessly, waiting for me to breakup with him, i reassured him i will still love him at that, he explained he impregnated the girl and his family forced him to marry the girl...in short, three kids, two boys and a girl from the woman,(first boy and a twins).

I almost fainted, but pretended as if all is well, at least he still managed to tell me to let me decide to continue or not. We both continued and this month make our 6th month and he is already talking about our marriage, he tried divorcing the first wife, but get warned to let her be to make peace reign, i noticed he loves me so much and also loves his children too well too. He is traveling out soon to study for his PH.D. He wants me to get pregnant for him and do the needful with my family and declare his intentions of taking me as his second wife to his first wife and family...But at this stage i have doubting mind maybe i'm ready to go on or not..i don't feel like ruining the woman's home, and i don't feel like losing this my sweet love, he is not forcing me and he wants me to decide for myself....

Please help me dearies, abuse are allowed at least maybe it will straighten my brain..but i sincerely love him, he promised to settle me down in another state and assured me that all will be well.The issue is i'm so CONFUSED.

Before election attitude

After election, you know the rest.........

Please we want that type of pix they snapped Thinubu in the cubicle/box

christinie:
Orang-utan trying so hard to fit into the human race. Filthy thing.

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Mode9, why don't you constructively criticise my post than to cross it out just like that?

Even your clique just couldn't blow!!

The likes of Terry da Rapman,Pheroushwz(now recognised as a good producer),Amaka,6foot plus( enjoyed stardom for a while) just couldn't survive the tsunami of the new rappers!!

I didn't add OD(Overdose) who is nowhere to be found

Get a grip, Mode Nine!!!

Your rap career is dead!!!

No endorsements for you.

Yeah the hip hop/rap community respects you and all you have done

But it is all bout the money!!!
You can't even ignore the money in this Nigeria where times are hard for those that dropped out!!! or trying to be be mainstream

Still following the Rawkus Record mindset(the label is dead!!!!), that was purely for conscious,indie rappers!!

Talib Kweli is popular to a parochial few but Jay and Ye are more popular!!

He refused to switch the style up and move with the flow so he is kinda stagnant!!

Dear Mode 9, take this as your homework,
Study LL Cool J, Diddy and Jay Z
And learn how it is done

The former wasn't a businesman like the "latters" but remained relevant throughout his over 10years rap career!!

Don't get it twisted, I'm a big fan of your works(Pentium ix mixtape was da ish then!!!!!) but you need to "switch your style and let haters watch the money pile up" (50 cent,2003)

Would Fawehinmi and Femi-Fani Kayode make the list?

Loool!!

AliBaba denouncing his benefactors!!
No be hin workchop be that?

When they invite him now to be the compere of their children's wedding

This political cacophony would cease to exist!!

Please be patient

He is on his way!!!

He just need to tidy up his books first

And destroy the zombies in his closet!!

Thank you

missross:
http://www.kmbc.com/news/woman-charged-with-felony-theft-in-shoplifting-case/34679280

She kinda looks good in her new dress

Orange Blue is the new black!!

Who are these?
How do you expect me to believe they are comedian wives without no name?

Or is it because they are smiling you labelled them comedians' wives?

You just posted a random(?) pix and labelled it "comedians' wives?

OK

Kontunu

christinie:
Next time don't quote me if you don't have anything reasonable to type. Ghetto thing.

You just quoted me with something unreasonable too.

Are you that stupid?

Never seen this level of stupidity before!!!

Calm your "purr-purr" "meow-meow" down

Ghetto trash!!!

So what is the biggy if she is bi-polar?

At least she knows that she has a "challenge" and is seeking solution to it

70% of Nigerians are sick and suffer from various disorders they don't even know about.
From Multiple personality disorder, Obsessive Compulsive Disorder to Post Traumatic Stress Disorder so what are you saying?

A lot of mad people are roaming the streets,if you don't believe me,drive round Lagos and observe the cocaine sniffing bus drivers and you wouldn't be a doubting Thomas anymore!.

Visit clubs and see for yourself what is going down

A country where someone allegedly steals billions and seemingly gets away with it? Even gets chieftaincy title?

No. I ain't sanctimonious but lets call a spade a spade!!!

christinie:
What handiwork does she have?

Prolly good at BLOW-JAB AND HAND-JOB!!!!

OP said she's a juice Expert meaning she makes guys release their juices easily!!!!

I need a number!!!!

stacey8765:
Good Day everyone..

Mr name is Stacey Wathan from Califonial, My husband has been suffering for HEPATITIS B for over 7 years without no cure, I went to all hopistal but there was no cure for him, But today he is finally ok, with the help of this health medical lab who i get in contact with here online, they deliver the medicine to me with instruction just after 7 days my husband was totally ok even my doctor confirm it with test, whoever that have that kind of sickness stop thinknng and panic,there is now a cure for it you can also contact them for help.Here is their email: healthmedlab@gmail.com

Damn!!!

I thought the story said she won an award in Grammy!!!!

Was going to scream ,"WTF!!!!"

Heazy2015:
I had been usiing my Blackberry Bold 5. I think. One
of those camera phones and it was clear that The Lord
wanted me to upgrade. A new year beckoned and I wanted to
enter it with one of those phones that used stylus and were
y’know big. So, ladies and gentlemen, I proceeded to proceed to
Computer Village to make my dream a reality. I had with me
my old phone and about N10, 000. The plan of course was to
do a swap, add some cash and get the precious Q10. Gosh, I
was so excited.

That’s how I got there with my own two legs and saw those
guys that sell phones on the street. Asked one if he had the
phone o, he said yes. Can’t remember his name sha, but he sha
showed me the Q10. I played with it, even made a demo call
and all to be sure it worked. Baba took me off the street saying,
“We can’t do business here o, before these agberos will ask you
to settle them”. So, he took me to a shed. All this while, he
wrapped the Q10 in a white handkerchief saying he didn’t
want it to scratch and that’s how he keeps his phones. Me that I
wasn’t even paying attention. I was just excited ‘cos my level
was about to change. Nigga just give me phone, abeg.

So, we’re chilling in this shed, negotiating. He says I’m going
to have to give up my phone and cash. I’m like, “How much?”
He says like N15, 000. I’m like, “Just look at this scam. I’ll
give you N10, 000 last.” He mutters some shot and agrees. He
takes my phone to check it. He then tells me he’s going to stop
a bike for me so that no agberos will disturb me immediately
we’re done. I’m like Okak. He takes the N10, 000, counts it
and then gets a bike for me. He tells me not to stop o because
these agberos. So he hands me the handkerchief.

Men and brethren, I got on this bike so excited and told the
bike man, “Go go go, don’t stop!!!”

The bike man took me to Allen avenue before I came down. I
held on to this handkerchief like my life depended on it. Fam, I
was a big boy now. They were going to respect me now. I had
officially arrived. Do they know those of us that have Q10?
Shiiii.

So I said, let me check my phone jare. I unwrapped the hanky.
Children of God, I unwrapped the hanky – and looking at me
in all it’s glory was a bright white bar of B29 soap. I looked at
the soap, the soap looked at me…I looked at the soap. I poked
the soap. Maybe this was a case for the phone. I turned the
soap over. No buttons, No screen. I was weak, guys. I was
weak. I stood there for some minutes staring at this soap.
Look. I took the quickest bike back to Computer Village. Of
course, it was instinct. I didn’t see the seller. I still had the
bloody soap. One idiot there now asked me, “Broda, why you
dey para? Dem no give you the cream wey dey follow the
soap?”

Ladies and gentlemen, I had sold my phone and paid extra
N10, 000 for B29 soap (with no accompanying cream). That’s
most likely the most expensive B29 soap in the history of
Nigeria.

I Have to borrow my aunts phone for the main time


You can as well share Ur own experience too

I still come here to read your post anytime I want to laugh so hard. This is the "most" funniest post/thread I have seen online. My apologies if your travails at that point in time is the source of my merriment (I sincerely apologise), but you are a good story teller and I feel this should be on the front pages of national papers!!!.
Every time I read this,I'm always thrown into a fit of laughter that might expose me to superstitious elements in my vicinity, who may think I am deranged. I hardly read this when I'm on the road though !!!
I really must commend you though for this write-up!!!

I swear down, I SUSPECT you may even be naijasinglegirl!!!!

Perhaps this is just another of your pseudonym/moniker?

damton:
Seriously. How educational system needs a total overhaul.

Needs an overhaul for what?

If you mean better packages for educationists and infrastructures,I'll agree with you

But if it is based on op's observations that exposes the lack of personal development/capacity building in our youth,

You may be wrong!. No one taught Booker.T Washington(for a period) and Abe Lincoln(also for a period) all these!!

The internet is there for all!!!. Let's empower ourselves by utilizing these free resources available on the internet!!

viqueta:
Nice one OP, am sometimes guilty of Sending an empty mail with just my cv attached but I think I will have to desist from such practice

It is "I'm" not am

"Thanks" me "laters"