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InvestmentRe: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by DICKtator: 5:07pm On Sep 04, 2015
nnamdiokere45:
wit 2.5?
I don't know whether you were being sarcastic with the above reply or not but this is still one of the viable business the op can embark on.
Cost of land in the villages or school/varsity areas are relatively cheaper than urban/surburbs and a decent bungalow can be built( face-me,face-you stuff)
with rooms. The rent from such should be pretty OK.

Hopefully,students would pay!!


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PoliticsRe: LASTMA To Adopt New System Of Booking Offenders by DICKtator: 4:57pm On Sep 04, 2015
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CareerRe: Why Most Men Do Not Want Their Wives To Work by DICKtator: 4:45pm On Sep 04, 2015
Pinkylilly:
Even if the man glues my a*s to a chair, I'll carry the chair and work. In this our time, woman have to be sensible and not throw your future away to become a housewife. What if the man is called by God, will you just suffer because you refused to have a backup? If you and your hubby are friends and not just man and woman in a cage, you can both sit down and plan your lives to suite the whole fAmily.
I Don't understand what you mean by called by God

On which network?

In this naija that network connection is poor, how would God reach him?

By the way, what type of phone does God use?

Or do you mean pastoral call? Altar call?

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InvestmentRe: What To Do With 2.5 Million Naira by DICKtator: 4:36pm On Sep 04, 2015
drmikeadams:
u for ship cars bro
The answer to your signature is Eric Wright!!!

Google would help better!!!

Hint: A biopic was done recently bout him and one of his former producer released a certain Compton album!! cool cool cool cool

Wale also did this when he met amabO!!
@op, since you do not know what to do with such amount, credit my account while I put it in fixed/time deposit
while you "make-up" your mind like cosmetics on a girl's face!!



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PhonesRe: Smartphones To Be Used For National ID Card Registration by DICKtator: 11:11am On Sep 04, 2015
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CrimeRe: Cult members bury motorist alive in Lagos (Photo) by DICKtator: 11:02am On Sep 04, 2015
Gejpresident:
Bad things in that slum city lagos

Evil news always in Nigeria

Since 2009 I got to Melbourne

Haven't held of
Awful news like this, people die here naturally or on a sick bed in a well organise hospital

I feel like a god living in a develop and world-class country

U people in Africa, I give u tumb up for living in that hell called a continent
Lmao!!

No wonder your signature sings praises to the former administration!!
You are far away from your homeland, devoid of the happenings albeit physically!!!!
Pray, if everything was rosy in Naija, perhaps you wouldn't have gone in search of the proverbial golden fleece?

Hmmmmmmm....
Akpabio(GEJ's man) was involved in a road accident and was flown abroad for treatment
If he had invested more on healthcare in Akwa Ibom,perhaps it won't have been necessary for such oversea luxury?



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Jobs/VacanciesRe: International Jobs: Nigerians Are Turned Down by DICKtator: 2:16pm On Sep 03, 2015
raayah:
Lucky for you.. im in the mood to make babies.

How about tonight in my bedroom, say around 10pm?? wink
Wooow!!!


This sounds great!!!!

It would be classic, mind blowing and psychedelic!!

I would take you to great Olympian Heights that you've never reached
We would be flying without wings
Translating through planets and intergalactic constellations
While my *content removed by Seun* would be dripping wet with your German juice!!!
9 months later, a modern day Aristotle/Einstein would be the manifestation of a well-thought journey!!
The pleasure is all mine!!!

Let's make it a date!!

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: International Jobs: Nigerians Are Turned Down by DICKtator: 1:43pm On Sep 03, 2015
Observant:
I never believed how messed up this country is until I was turned down for a student visa after paying $28,000 tuition, I was highly depressed and sobber.
Being denied of an over priced education after much sweat and toil is very shameful and demeaning.
Have you ever heard of the word "appeal?"

Those that feel that they've been wrongly denied do this!!

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Jobs/VacanciesRe: International Jobs: Nigerians Are Turned Down by DICKtator: 1:38pm On Sep 03, 2015
raayah:
I am going to disagree with the comments. Especially in regards to foreigners.

The reason why most expatriates are paid much is because they are highly skilled, better educated and are risking their lives to work in Nigeria. . You cannot compare a guy who went to school in MIT and has been working at world-class oil plants to a Nigerian man that has been working in substandard plants. They have higher expertise.They are mostly here to train staff and some of them go back home to their host countries.

For someone earing 100,000 us dollars in U.S to move himself here, you need to at least triple that. Converting that to naira is insane. Its one thing travelling fron ondo to zaria but moving from Canada to Nigeria is insane.

Mind you, there are also a lot of Nigerian expatriates making Wicked money abroad.

Secondly, A lot of foreigners from first-world countries are not applying to Nigeria at all. Its very uncommon (exception lebanese). Compared to Nigerians looking for Jobs overseas.

Thirdly, its not exactly easy to get Nigerian visa too. A lot of people are denied visas. So the immigration wahala goes both ways.

Fourthly, a major reason why expatriates go on to build companies and pay low is because thats the culture here. They are not required to pay you higher and no one is fighting for you. Its a business and they are there to make profit.

If Nigeria had good labour laws that are enforced, this will not happen.

Op this is not a fight between Foreigners and nationals.

Its between you and your government.

As usual, we chose the wrong people to fight.
While your opinion is "counter-able", it depicts someone with a good understanding of the anomalies plaguing the Nigerian Labour system

I know this doesn't make sense since it is based on this write-up of yours but nevertheless,

Marry me,lets have brilliant kids

and make the world a better place!!

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PoliticsRe: President Buhari Orders Closure Of Aso Rock Villa Church by DICKtator: 12:57pm On Sep 03, 2015
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RomanceRe: How A Broke Guy Can Get A Girl by DICKtator: 10:53pm On Aug 29, 2015
AmakaDNB:
smiley
You keep projecting that picture,thinking it is attention-grabbing(woow!!!.guess what? You got my attention!!!)

BUT

I think it is a piece of shytte cos my interpretation of the pix

Is that your DNB stories are meaningless,ambiguous and utter rubbish!!

Only a cat's attention it would grab!!!, not human's!!

And cats don't read neither do they comprehend such things as books and stories!!

Don't judge me, it is my opinion and I am entitled to it!!

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RomanceRe: How A Broke Guy Can Get A Girl by DICKtator:
Mumu!!!

7. GET MONEY!!!!

Chase money, girls would chase you!!!.

Broke guys shouldn't be thinking of relationships in the first instance!!

Take y'all broke arzses home,go get that paper!!!!



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CelebritiesRe: Top 10 Nigerian Artistes With The Biggest Endorsements by DICKtator: 10:23pm On Aug 29, 2015
How come Vic O didn't make the list?

Op, your list is flawed!!!


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FamilyRe: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by DICKtator: 8:34pm On Aug 29, 2015
tpiander:
He told you because he wants to use you for rituals
I just can't understand!!


Are you related to Musiwa?



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FamilyRe: An Awkward Moment At The Office Today by DICKtator: 8:28pm On Aug 29, 2015
Lmfao!!!!

GHEN GHEN.....


PAUSE FOR A COMMERCIAL BREAK!!!


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PoliticsRe: Fatima Atiku Forfeits Salary As Adamawa Commissioner Of Health by DICKtator: 6:08pm On Aug 28, 2015
"The business of government is family business. It must be passed on from generation to generation. It is pseudo-Monarchy
hidden under the framework of democracy,where those being governed shall be subjected to the dictates of the power that be
who in turn groom their successor to take on the business of politicking"




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PoliticsRe: Fayose Appoints 72-yr Old Carpenter and illiterate As Council Boss by DICKtator: 4:14pm On Aug 28, 2015
GEJ my hero, Fayose my role model!!!

Square peg in round hole?

Time will tell



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CelebritiesRe: I Don't Know If I Will Marry My Baby Mama - Olamide by DICKtator: 4:04pm On Aug 28, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Is It Time For D’banj To Hang It Up? by DICKtator: 3:52pm On Aug 28, 2015
I rather think D'banj should rebrand himself(not as Banga Lee!!utter rubbish!!!) ,get a good PR Expert

And make a comeback in the music industry

OR

he should go back and team up with Don Jazzy(their collaboration was the bomb!!. They kept dropping hits after hits,after all they were called MOHITS!!)

OR(This is the best option)
Start a record label(if he doesn't have one), get a young chap to mentor and sell him/her to the public through his music!!.

The youngsters are in charge now and this is the trend now!!!

Demuren/banky w- Wizkid(apologies to OJB!!!)
Kcee-Skiibii
Don Jazzy-Reekado and Korede Bello
Olamide-lil kesh
IllBliss-Stormrex(she is old and has been there though!!,Phyno)
2face-Dammy krane
Seun-Airforce1,Bosun e.t.c.

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CrimeRe: The Face Of A Thief/ Burgler! by DICKtator: 3:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
CCTV would help the NPF in arresting criminals if utilised!!
effectively

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CrimeRe: Two Robbers Killed In Attack On PUNCH Office (Graphic Photo) by DICKtator: 1:52pm On Aug 28, 2015
obongtunji:
The bag contained 500,000k but police recovered 250,000k, so what happened to the remaining 250,000k ? Just being curious though.
Or we could assume the other robbers took the remaining 250k?

They were four,got stuck and perhaps split the amount?

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CrimeRe: Two Robbers Killed In Attack On PUNCH Office (Graphic Photo) by DICKtator: 1:46pm On Aug 28, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Yemi Alade Escapes Death In London by DICKtator: 1:45pm On Aug 28, 2015
"No body" was hurt?

"Proof" abortive?

Editor of Vanguard is obviously tired of his/her job!!

If this is how "Fullness of time" was editing , Booharry won't have selected him!!

Glad no "live" was "loss"!!


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PoliticsRe: Forensic Experts Find Non-human Prints In A/ibom Governorship Ballot Papers by DICKtator: 1:39pm On Aug 28, 2015
I guess those thumbprints belongs to MadCow, uselessgoat, YamAndGoat theory and the likes!!!!


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PoliticsRe: A Pie Chart Showing The Pattern Of Buhari's Appointments by DICKtator: 12:06pm On Aug 28, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Kawu Sumaila, SSA To Buhari Jumped NASS Gate To Gain Entrance (Photo) by DICKtator: 12:01pm On Aug 28, 2015
WHAT!!!

uh-oh!!

You don't mean it!!!


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PoliticsRe: Bola Tinubu In An Elated Mood With A Female Fan...photo by DICKtator: 11:58am On Aug 28, 2015
BATman!!!!


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CrimeRe: Cultists Trick Man, Hack Him To Death by DICKtator: 10:45am On Aug 28, 2015
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EducationRe: Ninety Percent Of Nigerian Students Are Guilty Of This! by DICKtator: 10:43am On Aug 28, 2015
I believe it is a "Never accept less" attitude

It may seem like delusion of the grandeur and such person may be termed a megalomaniac

But confidence is everything!!!


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CrimeRe: We Hid Cocaine In Arik Flight Meals – Attendant’s Accomplice by DICKtator: 10:40am On Aug 28, 2015
smilenow:
Oliver Ikechukwu why??
why did you involve yourself in such..buh you've been managing the company for the past six years. why? Oliver why?? cry
You missed the part where the article implied that it wasn't his first time!!!

Or perhaps you are lamenting he got caught?


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CrimeRe: We Hid Cocaine In Arik Flight Meals – Attendant’s Accomplice by DICKtator: 10:37am On Aug 28, 2015
ednut1:
nawa. drives a range how much he dey earn before wey arik self no suspect. smh the same guy wud shout govt is kwarupt
You obviously didn't comprehend the post well!!

The Range belonged to the PRIME SUSPECT and not the Arik staff!!



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PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Letters Of Credence From Ambassadors Of Sudan, Saudi Ara by DICKtator: 7:19am On Aug 28, 2015
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