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PoliticsRe: Nigerian Ambassador To The U.S. Ade Adefuye Is Dead by DICKtator: 7:18am On Aug 28, 2015
Wasn't he the same person the States wanted him removed from his position?


R.I.P


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PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari, Chief-of-staff To President Buhari (profile) by DICKtator: 9:19pm On Aug 27, 2015
Note that notwithstanding Ambode/Tinubu selecting the Minister from Lagos to manage whatever portfolio PMB assigns, I suspect Fashola might be the other Lagosian to be in the cabinet.

He might be the Attorney-General!!


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PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari, Chief-of-staff To President Buhari (profile) by DICKtator: 8:34pm On Aug 27, 2015
coolhamid:
Bro, appointment should not be made in such a way that it will favour one part of the country than the other..

Every ethnic group should always be carried along, the easterners are being left out because they gave him less votes during the last presidential election. Which does not make any sense to me, South easterners are also Nigerians and they must be carried along irrespective of the number of votes they gave him in the last presidential election.

NB: Am also from the north, north central precisely.
I couldn't agree more.

If he had his way and could jettison FCP, he wouldn't make any South Easterner a Minister!!

I am still studying his body language because it is still too close to call!!!

Let's see what the rest of the year would bring forth from this new government

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PoliticsRe: Abba Kyari, Chief-of-staff To President Buhari (profile) by DICKtator: 8:30pm On Aug 27, 2015
TRADELYN:
These recent appointments just confirm that Tinubu has no influence on the President.
"I am for nobody; I am for everybody" Pres. Buhari.
How do you mean?

Note that Chief of Staff is a very sensitive post that no one but a confidante can be placed in such position

Someone you trust and can call your right hand man.

You weren't expecting the likes of Amaechi and Fashola to man such position?

Tinubu?

Which candidate were you expecting to be presented by Tinubu?

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CareerRe: Fidelity Bank, Best Bank To Work For In Nigeria – Survey by DICKtator: 3:42pm On Aug 27, 2015
Lol!!!

Citibank and GTbank read this and laughed!!

No be only Fidelity o, na Infidelity


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Jobs/VacanciesRe: Open Letter To President Muhamadu Buhari By A Nigerian Graduate On Unemployment by DICKtator: 10:19am On Aug 27, 2015
Keneking:
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Lmnopqrstuvwxyz

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TravelRe: Mistakes Made By First Timers Travelling By Air by DICKtator: 10:15am On Aug 27, 2015
teeghurl:
Hahaha, this reminds me of my first time. I told dem i've only got 10pounds with me which were in coins. My agent gave me d code n tnk God for innocent look n small stature. When i was asked by those 2 guys if i won't drop anyhing for the boys, i just brought out the coins n they started laughing. Who cares grin
Whoa!!. They ought to have collected it from you. They prolly didn't know the value of 10 pounds!!!

I have sent my account number to you via PM.

Kindly do the needful,pretty

kiss kiss kiss kiss


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TravelRe: Mistakes Made By First Timers Travelling By Air by DICKtator: 10:12am On Aug 27, 2015
Mine. I was travelling to London but the plane was going to Greenland.

When someone told me that we were close to London, I started screaming"o waa oo!! And London de oooo!!!" like a Yoruba man!!

I was shouting and I even stood up!!!

I actually went with someone and we lapped because I did not have the fare money!

When coming back, I did standing in the plane.

I asked for garri but the hostess gave me leaf to eat

When my friend got tired of lapping me, we switched and I lapped him

Saw a Chinese(?) Man,asked him why he was sleeping and walking(his eyes looked closed). I threw rice at him,called him Jackie Chan and show him my martial arts skills

Saw a German guy(he had his flag) and give him the Heil Hitler salute

Saw a man wearing skirt, called him a f@#£&
Told the hostess I want to "toilet" and did not flush after "toileting"

Dialled a lot of numbers on my Nokia 3310 but none went through. Everyone was looking at me like they haven't seen phone before in a plane!!

It was fun though, I prefer London to the U.K.

London is better than England!!!


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TravelRe: Mistakes Made By First Timers Travelling By Air by DICKtator: 10:00am On Aug 27, 2015
holysina:
mine was wearing suit, on board I discovered I was the only one on suit, no be person tell me to remove my jacket grin grin grin. secondly, I was carring my favourite naija food, on arrival na so them seize my food, begin ask me if I think their country doesn't have food shocked shocked shocked. on board the flight, anytin de guy next to me order same tin i go order, na so dem ask de guy beef or chicken him say chicken, dem ask am co coffee, tea or water him say say coffee, me self go follow am say coffee and chicken, na so dem come bring jellof rice and coffee, I taste de coffee begin regret why i no say water cheesy cheesy cheesy
Dude there is nothing wrong in having your suit on

It is always cold up there!!. The atmosphere contributes to it!!!



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HealthRe: Watch Out, Prolonged Sitting Kills by DICKtator: 9:16am On Aug 27, 2015
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Jokes EtcRe: Applicant Insults Prospective Interviewer On Road, Meets Him At The Interview by DICKtator: 10:47pm On Aug 26, 2015
ammyluv2002:
NLanders take note! Stop Insulting people unnecessarily.
Shattap dia!!!


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CrimeRe: Landlord Sets Tenant Ablaze In Lagos (Pictured) by DICKtator: 7:35am On Aug 26, 2015
By the time justice is through with him, he would no longer be addressed as landlord but under bridge!!



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CrimeRe: Ghanaian Graduate Among 10 Suspected To Have Joined ISIS by DICKtator: 7:25am On Aug 26, 2015
Hey Chale!!

Wetin carry your charcoal arzze to ISIS?

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CrimeRe: Shocking!!! Robbery Suspects Cut Bars, Escape From Police Cell Pictures by DICKtator: 7:24am On Aug 26, 2015
Prison break
#NaijaVersion



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NYSCRe: NYSC-UPDATE:for Those Who Miss The Nationwide Headcount(photo) by DICKtator: 7:21am On Aug 26, 2015
Very poor usage of English language.

The person responsible for drafting the letter should be queried!!!


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FamilyRe: Photo: Kind Of Friends You Shouldn’t Have Around Your Home If You Travel Alot by DICKtator: 8:58pm On Aug 25, 2015
What is actually wrong with the picture?



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CrimeRe: US Customs Agents Seize $40K From Nigerian Traveler At BWI by DICKtator: 8:08pm On Aug 25, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Beautiful New Photo Of Davido's Daughter by DICKtator: 7:45pm On Aug 25, 2015
cowgirl9090:
hi Dick grin grin
Sup, Cowgirl?

Any "milking" today?

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CelebritiesRe: Beautiful New Photo Of Davido's Daughter by DICKtator: 4:04pm On Aug 25, 2015
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PoliticsRe: Saraki Hired Uboh, Convicted Credit Card Fraudster, To Smear EFCC-SaharaReporter by DICKtator: 10:33am On Aug 25, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Moyo Lawal: I Haven't Had Sex In A While by DICKtator: 1:56pm On Aug 24, 2015
So?

#OLOSHOALERT!!!

Public toilet advertising for more pisses and shytte!!!

Public hereby take note


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FoodRe: Man Selling Expired Yogurt In Kaduna Dealt With (photos) by DICKtator: 1:53pm On Aug 24, 2015
Rubbish!!!

Nonsense!!!


Next time make sure he drinks, I repeat, DRINKS all of it!!!

And his accomplices

At times ,Hammurabi's law is needed !!


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RomanceRe: When A Lady Tries To Pressurize A Good Guy Into A Sexual Relationship See Here by DICKtator: 1:43pm On Aug 24, 2015
mrborntodoit:
Sex freaks hardly get laid , just be relaxed and well mannered, you will get so much ladies to the extent of rejecting sexual advances cos I'm talking from experience ,though I'm married now grin
Please stop being myopic and stick to your experience!!!!!

Different strokes for different folks!!!

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Rap BattlesRe: M.i's Comment On Vector's 2hours 30minutes Freestyle Fury by DICKtator: 11:58am On Aug 24, 2015
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CelebritiesRe: Burna Boy Steps Out In Style Today In The Best Footwears - by DICKtator: 12:44pm On Aug 23, 2015
loifez123:
The write up is written in bad english
Just like yours!!!

I cringe seeing this!!

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CelebritiesRe: Dr SID's Sister Weds Her Longtime French Boyfriend by DICKtator: 12:41pm On Aug 23, 2015
ladyF:
Awnnnn beautiful

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again grin grin grin
Naso you carry F for class?

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CelebritiesRe: Dr SID's Sister Weds Her Longtime French Boyfriend by DICKtator: 12:40pm On Aug 23, 2015
Her bweasts are popping out!!!.

They need air!!!!
HML
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CelebritiesRe: Dr SID's Sister Weds Her Longtime French Boyfriend by DICKtator: 12:38pm On Aug 23, 2015
Andrew Esiri
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CelebritiesRe: Soso Soberekon Posts Throwback Photo Of Himself And Kcee by DICKtator: 12:37pm On Aug 23, 2015
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EducationRe: Students In Preparation For EKSU Forth Coming Second Sememter Examination (pics) by DICKtator: 7:25am On Aug 22, 2015
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PoliticsRe: China To Invest $1 Billion In Nasarawa by DICKtator: 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2015
hareerat11218:
You are a fool. keep dreaming
Why the insult?

It doesn't correlate with what he/she typed.

Why don't you constructively counter/criticise his opinion?

Your reply is so funny though!!!

I can't but presume Al-Makura is your father or benefactor based on this reaction!!!!


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PoliticsRe: China To Invest $1 Billion In Nasarawa by DICKtator: 7:47pm On Aug 21, 2015
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