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I hope Buhari would employ me?

i have an A/Level from Feyingbole Grammar School, B.Sc. Oilery from Chicago University, an MSc with Distinction in Palm Oil and Groundnut Oil Production from University of Toronto, a PH.D specialisation in Canola, Coconut and Vegetable Oil from Borno State University,

I also have a DSc(Honoris Causa) from the Irish International University

Very credible and reliable

i have been approved by the BATman.
You can call me ROBIN cos i am B-A-Tman's sidekick

stinggy:
Ahmadu Bello's part is the funniest to me. That Dangote's advert is so real, just what you see daily on IG.

Very funny. Dangote was still a small boy,advertising his cement

Did anyone see the Major Kaduna's "follow back post?" hahahahaha

perhaps the late Sir Ahmadu Bello refused to follow back and he de decided to go ballistics!! (No Offense!!)

Wonder how the husband would feel

Feel about his innocent children!!!

This is so old!!!

I read this piece when I used to use BlackBerry in 2012

I suspect plagiarism here
Because I have read and seen this before!!!!!!



One of those old BB Broadcast messages!!!!!

Notwithstanding, the content is still poignant!!!

adonbilivit:
he is doing damage control, but at the same time, This is another stunt. tomorrow now he will say his voice was hacked, that he wasn't the one talking on beat FM

Did he talk on Beat FM?


Be cool yo!!!!!

tpiander:
Just make sure he is a single never been married bachelor, that's all!

enjoy your married life!

e nor concern anybody!

LOOOOOL!!!!

Married bachelor?

Your euphemisms and idiosyncrasies are very comical!!!!

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Your father love you?

Isn't he expected to?

Or it isn't fatherly love?

Is this an Oedipus complex?

Onila, When the sexxtape's out, let us know!!!

P.S: My D. loves you too!!!

Islie:
Your liver......


Your life

Guild it

Koolking:
I love this country. The way Nigerians rebrand everything is out of this world...sexy born again, sexy virgin, hot mrs pastor, godly sin. I tell ya

stop being comical!!

it is a season of change!!

our President too has rebranded from a military DICKtator to a Civilian President!!

No

vheMa:
Am listening to post to be right now. can it also be banned on my phone?





Moreover,there's ntin wrong with "post to be's" VID and AUD.


Well,am still eating "The b00ty like groceries"

Are you a lesbian?

or you eat your man's bootay like groceries?

kindly clarify

Murderers and Robbers!!!

looool


the last pix was the groom, his "oyinbo" mugu wife and his real wife smiling next to the 63 years old!!!!!

angels09:
introvert... Well he outshone the Master.... A rule of power not to be broken....

Not meant to be broken? Hope this wasn't culled from 48 laws of power because for all the laws, there were exceptions for each.

You cannot be the master forever, other people with their ideologies must always rise up

No post is permanent.

kudos to Fashola

And thanks to Deji Tinubu for introducing him to Tinubu

Woow!!!!

His coke-cane supplier has given him his medicine

For once, he made sense small!!!!!!

Flee to Nigeria or Boko Haram Borno?

"Times are hard, so he got to go harder"
"They say life's a bit.ch,so you gotta outsmart her!"

ijustdey:
http://tribuneonlineng.com/how-love-affair-exposed-ekiti-kidnappers-justice

Picture of the gang when captured in Ekiti state

Lol!!!!

A very close definition of the Stockholm Syndrome!!!!!

Neither Linda nor Seun made the list.

And to think they are service-innovators!!!

The Irony!!!!!!

unyours:
I had misunderstanding with this lady i called my girlfriend. Don't want to start telling long stories but It was all her fault - she cheated on me.

At first i felt like ending the relationship but i later decided to stay away from her for a while. She seem to have felt it so she kept calling me while i refuse to pick. She sent me an sms saying she is sorry that she has not been able to eat ever since.

She called me the next day which i picked this time around. She begged me let's meet in a fast food restaurant. I have already made up my mind for a reconcilation so i agreed and we chose 4pm. Meeting me at the fast food joint, she hugged me saying she is sorry that i should forgive her. I told her i have forgiven her. Just like the story of the prodigal son in the bible, i spoilt her with food and gift that day. After everything, i accompanied her home and later went to my house.

Not long after i have settled down at home, my phone rang...it was her. I picked with all the smiles on my face until she began to speak saying..."I won't like to hurt you in future. Please let's end this relationship. It's over." She hung up.

I called back immediately, she busied the call and kept on "busying" the call. She wouldn't pick my call. I sent sms pleading which she never replied. Then i realised i have been scammed. I couldn't sleep that night and nights that followed.

That was how the relationship ended leaving me as the loser and the one to shoulder all regrets and had-i-known.

I can only smile and share this story today because it's a thing of the past.

I regretted my action so i decided to share so[b]my dear nairalanders don't fall victim[/b].

Fall victim of what?

spoiling a cheater with gifts and forgiving her, then she dumps who?

How old are you?
Jokes apart, you typed ( and sound!!) like someone that is too kind,emotional and lily-livered
Seems like shawty isn't out for such

She probably needs a tough hand, the type that would see her in the morning, smack her buttocks and order for his food
Perhaps that was the type she met ,had an affair with and couldn't wait to return back to hence she dropping your sorry arrsse

Be a man
move on........
There are more territories to conquer!!!!

Do not stop sailing!!!!!
Continue to discover like Christopher Columbus!!!

What do you expect after the Minister of Agric ,Adesina was moved to Information, Adesina

Kindly ignore this tirade!!!

I thought Mr President would have chipped in the allowance that would be due to unemployed graduates based on his utterance and his promise to scrap the NYSC programme and pay would-be corpers #400,000.

Either thouest went, mi lord?

chocolateme:
The gathering of the vultures.. Charley MAN how far?
Una Don desert this guy for long now refusing to help or carry him along, now wey his story don dey change, all of una come start to crawl out. It is well.
Majek Fashek always has this swaggs even teeth finish for his mouth..
His story will be that of DRY bones that ROSE again.

How are you certain that he was deserted?

Hope you stay in Charley Boy's house for you conclude such?

I'm happy about the efforts being placed to rehabilitate this living legend!!

Thanks to all well meaning Nigerians!!!!!

What of Jaiz Bank?

Are these men wearing cosmetics?