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Yield: Look at all the gbeboruns in that picture. RIP to the woman. I wonder what was going on with her or what type of weight she was carrying on her shoulders.

Gbeboruns or concerned citizens? Infact the person that snapped the pic is actually the gbegborun

Is it the attire or the family you are showing us?
nice fam

Yinka Odumakin spoke the truth. What baffles me is how there would be peace in his home cos his wife,who ironically is never at home but always on TV,still hobnobs with those he derided!!

[quote author=Okija_juju]https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/feeling-it.gif[/quote]lemme guess, he was listening to Mariah Carey's "touch my body"?

kulyie: How much is 6,5oo naira that I cannot get another one.in any case since when I have been leaving my bag there in the corridor no man or woman has been man enough to steal my bag.even when they write properties kept at owners risk









On the flip side you wish you were my boyfriend,right? Can you satisfy my emotional and sexual needs is the stuff in your boxers big enough for me

hmmmmmm...................
shsssssh.................
don't tell a friend or you might lose out!!!!

Respect to D'banj for getting the "highly coveted' position

andyanders: For me, I can NEVER hide money from my wife. As a matter of fact, my wife keeps our money in her account and I only keep little in my account for just fueling my car and other little things. This has helped us to plan things and we have about 4 buildings now.
To me, my wife is the best banker for the family, the best friend to me and my best adviser because I usually spend all my money with me when I go out with friends as I tend t give out any amount with me when people ask for money from me, I give out to a fault. But since I started keeping my money with my wife, I tell her to give me the amount I needed for the day and I make sure I spend within what I have. With this practice, it has helped us to plan for so many things. In fact, I tell me wife any amount of money with me I get even if it is 10 naira as I do not know how to hide. I drop my money open in my wardrobe and my wife and I can take money as we want and when we run out, we both go to the bank together.
Men can have their own opinion, but for me, having to be open to your wife will make her believe you when you tell her that you do not have, she will know you don't have. When you hide money from her, anytime you explain that you do not have money, she can NEVER believe you as she will take your response with doubt.

Are you for real? Your money in her account? while i salute your love and utmost trust for her which is tantamount to success in marriages but at times,throwing caution to the wind can be highly risky. I don't wish but if the tables turn what the heck would happen? I mean you would be left on ground zero. Hope the buildings are not in her name too?
Respect to you,this is really commendable though and i hope it is for better for worse for life
On a lighter note
People go fink say she give you something chop or
She dey wash her dikeh ton.to for your food!!!!

aderonkebams: I'm going to make my story as brief as possible. I married my wife few years back and Infact she has never been pregnant. But that's not the real story. I've promised myself never to have anything to do with a woman older than I am. Not because of any reason in particular, I just despise the whole idea of dating women Older than I am not to talk of marrying them.

Unfortunately, I told my wife this when we met and because she was desperate to marry me, she lied about her age. My wife is 5 years older than me. I got to find out from a school mate of her who happened to be a new colleague in my office. We were gisting and getting to know ourselves better, I quickly showed her a pic of my wife so she could know how beautiful she is.

She referred to my wife as aunty Kemi, and narrated how close they were, her real age and so many other things my wife actually hid from me. I confronted my wife and threatened her that if she didn't reveal her true age and all that I need to know about her past to me, I am going to divorce her.

That was when she confessed that she didn't tell me her real age because she found out before we got close that I was younger than her and because she didn't want to lose me and that age is just a number she had to lie. Not only that, she confessed how reckless and wayward she was in the past.(that could probably be the reason she's yet to give me a child, who knows?) I am so confused, and considering the fact that we don't have a child together yet, should I divorce her or just continue to live with her while I make her pay for all the lies she's told me. I need your advice urgently, thanks .....
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See her scheming all the way? That is what a desperate one would do. The amazon folks would be talking that the sons of adam are synonymous with deceit and lies!!!. What a shame *sheddingTears*
whup her a.s.s ,get your best Timberland boots and kick her da phucck outta yo crib.
Luckily for you, she ain't yo baby mama yet so no much drama.
Menh phuccck ds lying h.oes that don't stay true to a good man *sheedingTears* . This ish be real!!

aderonkebams: I'm going to make my story as brief as possible. I married my wife few years back and Infact she has never been pregnant. But that's not the real story. I've promised myself never to have anything to do with a woman older than I am. Not because of any reason in particular, I just despise the whole idea of dating women Older than I am not to talk of marrying them.

Unfortunately, I told my wife this when we met and because she was desperate to marry me, she lied about her age. My wife is 5 years older than me. I got to find out from a school mate of her who happened to be a new colleague in my office. We were gisting and getting to know ourselves better, I quickly showed her a pic of my wife so she could know how beautiful she is.

She referred to my wife as aunty Kemi, and narrated how close they were, her real age and so many other things my wife actually hid from me. I confronted my wife and threatened her that if she didn't reveal her true age and all that I need to know about her past to me, I am going to divorce her.

That was when she confessed that she didn't tell me her real age because she found out before we got close that I was younger than her and because she didn't want to lose me and that age is just a number she had to lie. Not only that, she confessed how reckless and wayward she was in the past.(that could probably be the reason she's yet to give me a child, who knows?) I am so confused, and considering the fact that we don't have a child together yet, should I divorce her or just continue to live with her while I make her pay for all the lies she's told me. I need your advice urgently, thanks .....
More on Intimate Talk With Aderonke Bams(ITWAB)
www.it-wab.com

See her scheming all the way? That is what a desperate one would do. The amazon folks would be talking that the sons of adam are synonymous with deceit and lies!!!. What a shame *sheddingTears*
whup her a.s.s ,get your best Timberland boots and kick her da phucck outta yo crib.
Luckily for you, she ain't yo baby mama yet so no much drama.
Menh phuccck ds lying h.oes that don't stay true to a good man *sheedingTears* . This ish be real!!

Maxymilliano: Taking to her twitter page, Late Nigerian Dictator's Daughter Lash out on Prof Wole Soyinka.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/s720x720/993926_655495167796869_1768146770_n.png
https://twitter.com/G_sparking/status/357559257119465472

Gumsu Sanni Abacha claims "Wole Soyinka is a "Mad Empty Professor that lives on bad mouthing his Motherland and continent for Dollar and euro!"

Fatima Gumsu Sanni Abacha is one of the daughters of the late General Sanni Abacha ...

https://twitter.com/G_sparking

Who let tha b.itch ouuut!!!
woh! wohh!! wohh!!

ilugunboy: These people keep failing Protocol 101...here we see her imperial majesty Dame Patience Faka Jonathan exchanging pleasantries while the 'Deputy' descend the plane.

No Time

Yeah you are right Buhari!!!
emmm, by the way, what happened IN PTDF when you were the chairman?

gulfer: As in physic' Laws of Motion

Technically and structurally speaking,Friction is correct cos that is actually what the story is all about(disagreement). So there is a friction in this fiction which with the necessary unction the lady can discombobulate,with undue respect to sexkillz, the man's function in his mansion.
That is my reaction

May i say that it doesn't really matter cos they mostly end up working for the likes of Aliko Dangote, Bill Gates and even President Jonathan, an Otuoke graduate!!!!

Becky?
lmao
That says it all!!!
Y'all know those that are called Becky?

kulyie: Lol even when I go into the bank and the security man says drop your bags at the corridor before you come in,I will remove important things out of my hand bag and leave the bag open and careless,if they like make them thief the bag e no go pain me because by the time the thief gets home he will only discover lipstick,lip gloss,eye shadow,4o naira mirror,3o naira comb,nail polish,tissue paper and handkerchief.of course I would have removed my phone and wallet ,atm cards and cheque book out of the bag.infact I don't use to zip it sef,I leave it open and nothing has ever been taken.at the bank sef if I want to fill the deposit slip and there is no where safe to drop the money as prowling eyes are plenty,I will deep everything inside my bra.thank God I have big mammary glands,that's what they are there for the breat will swallow everything up and it won't even show I put anything inside while doing my thing.





Another failed attempt of a petty thief was when I was on my way home on a weekend.I wore a jeans pant and put my wallet in my back pocket,an okada man was driving behind me and deeped his hand into my back pocket and sped off with my wallet.I wasn't even bothered because the only thing inside that wallet was the receipt of a phone charger I went to buy.I was just laughing inside me

So you wouldn't care if someone stole that Gucci bag i got you? I don't even want to talk bout the D&G and FENDI!!!!!

omoikhefue: so you are the well brought real Lagosian who has been battered, trampled upon, broken and exploited by the hardship of the city such that your conscience's death and you live ur everyday life in vengence? or you are the well brought lagosian who lives in constant fear of the unknown, chopping and cleaning mouth as well as suffering and smiling? or the well brought real lagosian who has been robbed of your basic human rights and have willfully accepted it as a way of life?... sorry to burst your bubble i was not brought up in that manner and i refuse to adopt such as a norm

unfortunately for all you holier than thou people when you eventually fall, you come crashing so hard scattering like pack of cards and would be too shame faced to share your predicament but would rather dwell in your self afflicted misery. I am human therefore not perfect, not only do i make mistakes, i acknowledge my wrongs and learn from it.


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Like you feeling right now? Forget that ish. better you move on and/or try to retrieve/locate your ipad3 using icloud. ALWAYS MOVE IN GROUPS and if you are alone,either mark a face and request he/she helps to keep your valuables or you move completely with your valuables.
Stop crying over spilled milk.
If i were in your shoes, i would rather laugh at my naivety than seek "empathy" from a almost faceless forum

The CP really wants some from the Apkako master!!!

Kaymisola: Wizkid got the best birthday gift from his girlfriend Tania Omotayo today http://www.kemifilani.com/2013/07/wowza-see-tania-omotayos-birthday-gift.html

Rose petals are phuccking cheap in comparison to what tha n!gga mustave got for her in her lifetime. so phucck what y'all think!!!!

mafiachic: well, not all girls buy 'singlet and boxers' for their sweethearts.. helpless romantics like I will think of something sensual and romantically intoxicating such that it will not be forgotten in a long time..

like giving me the best head and phuccking my brains out?
you'll start with a lap dance though!!!

Freewilly: One of the placards says that Soyinka loves the resources from the Delta and hates the people.

Delta State? You kidding me right?
What happened to the spectacles i got you after i came on the last one during the all night we had?
You have also thrown those away?

joshua idibia: WESTERN EDUCATION, 2b precise.

hahahaha. Dude, i deliberately avoided typing WESTERN EDUCATION cos folks in that nether region are adverse to it. Education doesn't emanate only from the west. There was and still is a lot to learn from Africa,the bedrock of knowledge,to the Oriental "hemisphere". Western education terminology is an anomaly cos the bedrock of knowledge is from Africa!!!

deols: And how are you sure he is a politician?

Can you possibly see anything without political prejudice?

Don't quote me outta context , to "settle political score" may be an idiomatic expression which is applicable to the common man.
By the way, every one,perchance,is a politician/involed in politics one way or the other, playing politics in their parochial arena.
Now lets leave that aside and play "politricks" in bed
Are you game?

[quote author=Texas.Cowboy]Multi-million naira boutique? Okay I'm so impressed. [/quote]So hey mate. what yah goina open fa yah moll? i'm referring ta Texas.Cowgirl
A ranch bigger than Obudu?

oyedun82: i can see how rich u are! RIP to the dead

Dude quit being sarcastic.
Riches doesn't necessarily mean material wealth. It could be mental wealth.
Emancipation from slavery!!!!. And you mainly gain such through education!!!

Poverty is an endemic disease . The poor needs education and must be liberated from the rich
Teach them how to fish and stop giving them fishes!!!
Very soon, this same man would use those set of people to settle political scores!!

vivacious vivi: How unfortunate. Take heart my dear. Its a lesson to everyone. I have left my purse unattended before at events and nothing has ever happened. Now I know its something I should never attempt again. Pele

It is the content/what is inside that matters my dear!!!

ibiso1986: Its ok to be vigilant but some nigerians go to the extent of blaming the innocent.. Here's my story... This happened at Garison in Port harcourt. An
elderly man(in his 50's) accused me of being a
pickpocket in front of a massive crowd
.It happened around 6pm at Garison busstop..(PH)
They were so many people waiting to board
either a taxi or a bus heading towards rumola..
So once a car stops, people tend to drag or
push each other just to enter any commercial
vehicle.. I waited for a car close to 30 minutes
and decided to do the dragging game. A car
came and I was trying to struggle close to d
back door, then I mistakenly touched one
elderly man(who was also struggling to enter)
by his back(close to his pocket area and not
inside his pocket).. It was a mistake cos we
were all pushing and dragging with our hands..
The guy shouted that I was a theif.. That he
will slap me(see me, see wahala).. Everybody
(close to a 100) focused on the scene.. I
shouted back and explained to him.. The guy
told me to shut up.. I dragged and explained
even to others.. But the crowd seemed to
believe the man(I even heard a lady saying na
so dem go dey dress well dey thief). Can u
imagine the embarrassment.. One of the
agberos wanted to bring out tyre.. But another
agbero stopped him and told me to leave the
man.. He probably saved me. Cos I think I
would have been brutally injured or killed if it
were to be some other places in nigeria(don't
want to mention names).. The man was still
shouting and I shouted back while explaining..
He later boarded a vehicle and I left the scene.
Majority of d crowd started avoiding me after
my explanation.. How can I be a pickpocket
when I'm a graduate. Its so sad.. I JUST DONT
KNOW WHY MOST NIGERIANS ARE NAÏVE AND
SO QUICK TO BELIEVE. So please, if u are
stocked in a bus stop
, be careful how u place ur hand when
dragging with people just to enter a bus or taxi
cos someone might wrongly accuse you..
THAT'S THE MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT IN
MY LIFE..

Do you mean to tell me that no graduate can be a pick pocket? hmmmmmmm................