Thank you so much Man of god

This sermon today was really meant for me, and it has touched me a lot. From now on I have decided to stop fornicating with my girlfriend. I will stop lashing her with my dick. I have decided to start giving her only mouth action and a hand job with my middle finger during intimacy.
I am afraid of going to hell sir, because I have a small ass, what if my own punishment was that i get raped by 100 muscular big dinasour dick demons till eternity.


Save Oooh Lord. Amen!!

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To God be the glory, I narrowly escaped. I was nominated in three categories; the best Bomber of the year, Best Street icon of the year, Format initiator of the year.

I received a call from Bawa to leave the premises immediately before his EFCC boys launched their siege


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D!ckLuvBawa

If Messi win this year ballon D'or. We football fans across the world should come together and have a crucial meeting with FIFA to help us plead with Lionel Messi to retire early to enable others have access in winning it too.
Messi is no longer in Spain but he just won the Pichichi award a record 8 times, he also just won La Liga best player of the year and his in France but his ghost is still winning & breaking record in Spain.

it's very disrespectful calling Messi a footballer, Messi is football & football is Messi.


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ReasonableD!ck

My governor is so useless that he don't even have a rating.
Rating him is even an insult to the word "RATING"

Calling his name only, can lead to sexual impotency.

Imagine I visited my state after 5 years of being away, the only changes I noticed were new beer parlours and brothels only.



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AngryD!ck

Sit at home or not won't change nothing or add anything to that Daura grand Pa. coming to IMO.
In short he is already used to seeing ghost town whenever he visit most state before 2019 and even after.
They is hungry in the country, I can bet with my pastor ass, that some hired hungry people will still go out to welcome him for #500 stipend.



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HonestD!ck

What a pity...

A man that can withstand the temptation of beating a woman, lady or girl is really blessed and will leave longer on plant Earth.

Please. My NL D!ckbro's avoid anything that will make you beat up your mother, sister, wife, female friends, girl friends, fiancée etc.

Please avoid short tempered, sharp mouthed and violent women and find peace.

Like is too short!!!

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CounselingD!ck

Fake News.

The last girl that committed suicide because of a man died in 1908 by drinking Camel urine.





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HonestD!ck

My brother FarahAideed.

Pls. Don't bother quoting those block heads.
Remember say for Naija na population wey believe lie the win argument.

Am so surprise that there are referring you to Goggle? What a pity.


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SurpriseD!ck

I want to say a Big thank you to the OP for showing Class in her responses, to all the criticism here.
Many dude went as far as calling her names but she still coordinated herself.

Loneliness know no race, gender, class, religion etc abroad, that is why they get easily addicted to hard drugs.


And for the Mod that got be bound for almost two month thank you so much, may Corona virus never come your.....AMEN!

Lastly; No one Ugly!!!
#STAY SAFE



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HappyD!ck

Am not impress, Because Davido can also buy 5 of those jewellery with change from his breast pocket.




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RealD!ck

I now see that NL is a head quarter for Kids and Idiots!!!
In as much I don't support some of the reasons the O.P gave, getting a partner is Nice at list a good one.

Me and my Friends traveled to Amsterdam from Connecticut and we were to Travel with our bae's for this Hang out among other trips. That was not the only time I regretted not having a Girl.
Note; my guys call me Mr Fling Stone because am good in getting girls for Flings/quickies.

But at the end of every flings/quicky, I still have this emptiness in me. Chasing Clouts and Cash is not everything, we still need to love and be loved too.

GET A GOOD GIRL AND KEEP HER!!!!
I haven't found mine yet, but I hope to find one soonest.



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RealFlingD!ck

Anytime I see some Niggaria Shitizens Applauding Racist and Psychotic Dumb Trump, I found out that Majority of them, have never been to the U.S, so I don't blame them.

Trump is not Fighting Terrorism, He is just a F*CKING Racist Business man who don't give a damn about you or your Country as far as he is not benefiting anything from you. If his Adviser sell him the idea, he will even accept to Spray Covid-19 Virus in Africa.

The different between Trump and Buhari, is that one is a Fulani man and the latter is a Racist Idiot!!



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F*ckTrumpD!ck

Time to Kick some dirty Athletico Ass in their Godforsaken Wanda Metro-Shitting Stadium.


Red is the Color!
Red flowing in my Vein!!
Red is my Club!!!
Let's go Paint Madrid Red!!!

You will never walk alone!!!
LIVERPOOL FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





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LiverpoolBigD!ck4Life

Would the gay Mod of KoboLand drop all this Shitty news about IPOB and their Igbo Jesus NK.

No other platform or News Channel both Radio and TV are taking this Shitty stuff serious. In the while of Naija.

This platform like giving people, Cheap popularity. And are always happy if Vagabonds insults each other.


F*CK YOU ALL


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DisgustedD!ck

To be frank if this News is true that, the Biafra Shina Rambo, Rabbi, Biafra Jesus, Biafra Ghandi, Biafra Mohammed, Supreme War Lord, Leader, god and Saviour of Biafra Land, is apologizing then he is a very big Locura Idiot.

I hope this apology was fake........if not I will start calling him COWARD like my people from the Southwest and North.




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DisgustedD!ck

Am no more Flabagasted.
It is now a Norm to see Shitty post on NL on a Sunday Morning.

We all know that Religious Extremist (Christians,Moslems etc) Can F*ck anything that have a Hole and walk including Hens, Pigs, Goat, Camel, Horses, Their Grand Mothers, Bottles, their Left Palm etc.


99% of those that Shouted Hallelujah today in Church, will be F*CKING one of the above things mentioned above, before the end of today.




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DisgustedD!ck

Why are Niggaria Shitizens so bittered, Foolish and Hate their Nation, like this?
The people in charge of State Intelligence have told you Scumbags and F*ck Faces, their Intel report and ya'all claiming it's Fake.

But when Trump lied about Iran air strike on their base he was applauded.

Do you Vagabonds know better than them?
Niggeria Shitizens Disgust me a lot, if you are a Foreigner on this Forum or you have Dual Citizen in this Forum, please avoid Niggarians like Coronavirus, their Bitchy Character is Disgusting.




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DisgustedD!ck

They should stock their Useless Migrant Visa into Trump, Supremecist Bullying Ass.

F*CK their F*CKING Visa.


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DisgustedD!ck

Niggaria Christians and Muslims Shitizens on NL are all Goats, Idiots, Vagabonds, Locuras, Imbeciles and don't deserve to be call an Homosapien.





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DisgustedD!ck

It's belongs to me, if they don't return my Money, I will have to take Legal action on them.
THIEFS!!!!



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D!ckmoney

Even wild animals are not killed this way.




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DisgustedD!ck

If it was in Niggaria now;
Forty days and forty night fasting and prayers.
Seed sowing and vigils.
Buying of anointing oil & Holy anointed water.
Crusades and deliverance.

Niggaria too Sweet!!!!



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CoronaimmuneD!ck

Sambisa forest is now a New place for Corpers Primary Assignment and SIWES center for undergraduates.

Boko Haram were paying him more better allowances, than the Nigeria Government.



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AmutaBokoD!ck

All this cars looks like they are old Model, that shows he got them, when he was still in the Senate.

SO THAT MAKES HIM A THIEF!!!!

Am so surprised that some Niggarian Lazy youth Shitizens are supporting this clown,tout,vagabond,drama king,lunatic,comedian, actor,rapper and most especially Tarzan!

If you see no wrong with Dino flaunting his ill-gotten wealth, you have no right to condemn Buhari and his goon's.


CRACK HEADED SHITIZENS!!


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DinoCorruptD!ck

It's over for Man United, they now buy made in China product.......I see them finishing 18th at the end of the season.

Congrat Odion Igalo, at list he will go back to China after Man united go on Relegation.

Everyone are running from China because of CoronaVirus.




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RelegatedManUnitedD!ck

If I am given the Supreme opportunity to be God for one day, I will creat some Homosapiens without giving them a Dick or Pussy.




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SupremeD!ck

If I am given the Supreme opportunity to be God for one day, I will created some Homosapiens without giving them a Dick or Pussy.




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SupremeD!ck

A nice step forward, She should mentor Oluwa Burna on how to win the Award next year.



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OluwaBurnaD!ck

Wow!
What a great news, Turkey and Libya will also have to export humvees', Armored vehicles and Jet fighters to the Fulani Militias firsts, before we start taking them serious, as for now it just Toy A.K47, Catapults, Sticks, Condoms, Vibrators and table knife they are using, so no cause for Alarm.





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DisgustedD!ck

Oyibo people crossed 88Mountains, 66Valley, 55Jungle, 77Forest and 1Ocean to invest in Tomatoes Production in Niggeria, and my fellow gullible Shitizens keep dissing the Country.


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DisgustedD!ck

Some News are not worth Reading...
I have to slap myself very hard and also gave myself a very dirty Knock, so I could forget what I just read.
This news is very disgusting.

The Nigeria Wildlife Authority, should place him in Yankari game reserve, that is where he truely belong.





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DisgustingD!ck