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Religion / Re: Having Boyfriend Or Girlfriend Is Not Just A Sin But A Sickness by Dicktionary: 10:05am On Dec 08, 2019
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I know this type of Religious Locuratious O.P

They condemn having a Girlfriend, because they can't have one or too shy of having one,

Then end up Masturbating at night with the Stolen picture of their crush gotten from Facebook.

Smh

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Politics / Re: IPOB Members Killed 2 Policemen In Anambra - Police React (Graphic Photos) by Dicktionary: 10:27pm On Dec 02, 2019
This is Pathetic, This Forum is now a gathering of Sloths, Vagabonds, Sadist and Swine's.

This is the only Forum where rule are made,but are never kept, on less someone calls the attention of the Sleeping Lazy MODs.

Officers on duty were killed and burnt, those men might also be Igbo's with Families and Love once.

All I see and hear is people jubilating, Majority of the Witches & Wizard celebrating this Act, are not presently dwelling in the East as we speak. They are in the comfort of their home somewhere else in Nigeria typing rubbish. Smh

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Sports / Re: Messi And Family Already In Paris For The Ballon D'or Awards Ceremony by Dicktionary: 7:05pm On Dec 02, 2019
After Watching King Leo goal against Atletico Madrid Yesterday, I can stake my Bet on my Girlfriend and anything that this Award will be given to him.

Congratulations in Advance to our new Ballon D'or winner for 2019 and still running; LEONEL MESSI FOR WORLD PRESIDENT!!!

All hail God-KING OF FOOTBALL, GOAT OF GOATS!!!!
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu: 'Soldiers, Police Attack My Lawyer’s House, Kill 3' by Dicktionary: 6:46pm On Dec 02, 2019
All those declaring war or Crisis in the First trend and this one, don't really know the Magnitude or what war look like or can cause.

I have been to Syria, Mali, South Sudan, Congo, Somalia etc and More recently Borno state, if probably anything occur in the South East I will also be there (I HOPE NOT). What I saw, My Mouth can only tell my Grand Children not even my Children yet unborn.

War is not a Street Fight or Riot!!!

You talk of the jihadist Boko haram and Fulani herders but cannot identify one, when you are even close to one, because you have never seen one before, Face to Face.

Manage the little peace you all/we are enjoying in Nigeria, before it's become very very Late.

As for the Terrorist Leader Nnamdi Kanu, I beg my Brothers/Sisters in the South East, Please be Wise, look for someone else to lead us in achieving our goal not that CLOWN. Smh

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Religion / Re: Prophet Abiodun Evans: Anthony Joshua Must Swim Before His Next Match To Win by Dicktionary: 4:18pm On Dec 01, 2019
All this 9jaBet Prophet. We hail thee.
Sports / Re: Ring And Card Girls Banned From Anthony Joshua And Andy Ruiz Fight by Dicktionary: 4:11pm On Dec 01, 2019
Without those ladies, the Fighters will have little or no Motivation on the Ring, to Fight and win.

Those girls Gallivanting, Swinging those waist on the Ring holding their Card up, Gives the fighter extra strength and reasons to fight apart from the Cash rewards. Smh
Business / Re: Allen Onyema: MEND Backs US Prosecution Of Air Peace Boss by Dicktionary: 4:05pm On Dec 01, 2019
As a Big Dicktionary, they is a Big difference between Carrying and Stealing.

Onyeama did not Steal but Carried. They should let him go because he did nothing wrong.
He is an Entrepreneur, a man of Integrity, Cheerful Tenacity, a man of Exacerbatingmonoposphysioglomy.
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari Hosts Mufti Ismael Menk, Renowned Muslim Cleric And His Team by Dicktionary: 4:00pm On Dec 01, 2019
We appreciate the glorious Visit of these Cleric, We hope his visit will chase the spirit of corruption away from Aso Rock.

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Politics / Re: Lauretta Onochie Shades Dino Melaye Over Kogi Election by Dicktionary: 3:54pm On Dec 01, 2019
Am very Flabagasted, that they are group of Vagabonds and Street gays still wailing in Pains, why The Dino of a Clown has lost his rerun elections.

A man with no reasonable project to his Name, buying Luxury cars, follow street Dirty Comforters in Abuja, Singing, Rapping, Making Senseless Comments "Kerewa", And making Shot clownish video for Social Media is what he knows how to do.

If you are angry why Street tout Dino lost, you are Filled with Locura coupled with Brain Tumor.

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Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Muwanguzi Flogs Church Members For Not Attending Service by Dicktionary: 5:58pm On Nov 30, 2019
This is Barbaric, Stupidious, Locuratious and Vagabondious,

Another Pulpit Slave Master, carrying out his godly duties on his Mental derange Sheeples. Smh
Sports / Re: IFFHS: Messi Wins 2019 Playmaker Award by Dicktionary: 5:05pm On Nov 28, 2019
They are Big Differences between a King and a Warrior.

Kings are Born, Warriors are Made.

Kings Rule in his Castle, While a Warrior move from territory to territory to Fight and Provide his Strong and worthy to be called a King some day.

History Remember Kings not Warriors.

GOD BLESS THE KING(LIONEL MESSI)

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Politics / Re: Social Media Bill: Protesters Storm National Assembly (Photos) by Dicktionary: 1:55pm On Nov 27, 2019
All I see are the gathering of Fake News Spreading Bloggers.

My Fake News Spreading, copy and paste Blogger Cousin is also there Protesting as we Speak. Smh

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Crime / Re: Phone Snatcher Paraded With "I Am A Professional Phone Thief" Tag In Bayelsa by Dicktionary: 8:10pm On Nov 26, 2019
I wish this was done to one of our Polithiefcians. Smh
Crime / Re: Phone Snatcher Paraded With "I Am A Professional Phone Thief" Tag In Bayelsa by Dicktionary: 8:09pm On Nov 26, 2019
How I wish this was done to one of our Polithiefcians. Smh

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Romance / Re: My New Boyfriend Uses Gold Circle Condom, I Want A Break Up by Dicktionary: 8:00pm On Nov 26, 2019
Why can't you Coupulate Cumbayatiously with whatever your Apeman have, You are rejecting Gold Circle, while some Malesepian are Sampling their Femalesepian Genital!a with Pure water leather, Shopping Leather bag, Bako super Sack etc. been worn on their Dickson.

You should be grateful or Buy him a Big Pack of your Preference. Smh
Crime / Re: 17-Year-Old Adegbamigbe Temitope Esther Missing In Akure, Ondo by Dicktionary: 7:48pm On Nov 26, 2019
FG and NAS should Implement Lie Detector for Age Verification in Niggar-Area Territory.

I hope she "Cum" home in peace, after having her good time Coupulating.
Travel / Re: 15 Million Naira Cash Or Relocate To Canada, Which Will You Choose? by Dicktionary: 4:02pm On Nov 25, 2019
Some Questions on these Forum, are too Idiotic and filled with Imbecility and don't deserve an Answer. Smh
Romance / Re: I Broke Up With My Double Dating Girlfriend by Dicktionary: 3:50pm On Nov 25, 2019
The Hoelotiousness of Femalesapiens in these A.I era is very Irritating.

My Brosapien, You are a real Gentleman, A man of Exastabetinmonoposphysioglomy.

You don't deserve Female Canis Lupus Familiaris
You deserve the Best. PEACE BROSAPIEN!

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Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu On Allen Onyema Air Peace: "I'll Meet People That Matter Most In USA by Dicktionary: 3:24pm On Nov 25, 2019
The Locuratiousness of these so called Supreme Terrorist Leader is Unbecoming. Smh

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Music/Radio / Re: Why Angelique Kidjo Is Burna Boy’s Biggest Threat In Grammy Awards Category by Dicktionary: 4:05pm On Nov 21, 2019
When I saw Angelique Kigjo on that List I smiled and Smh for Burna Boy.

I was live in Villa Arcotani "Milano" when she performed and the Whites are Madly Obsessed with her Music. They see her as the true Face of Afrikaana Music. I even stated this on a Post yesterday.

Burma Boy winning these Award add nothing, he is still an African Giant, But I hope he Win but that MAMA na Living Legend and the number one Contender but anything can Happen sha!

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Celebrities / Re: 2020 Grammy Awards: Burna Boy Reacts After Being Nominated by Dicktionary: 6:44pm On Nov 20, 2019
Success to you Oluwa Burns!!

I see Angelique Kidjo as a threat to your Success on that List. That woman done Hinder plenty people when it comes to winning, in that Category, She sabi give Grammy people weytin dey wish to hear. Femi Kuti will explain better.

I hope History will be made soon!!!

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Celebrities / Re: Tuface Tells Blackface To Either Sue Him Or "Shut Up" by Dicktionary: 7:26am On Nov 16, 2019
The Gbogbagbos between these two Former Band mate is very Heart Shattering.

The so called Black face of an Homosapien, should respect his Black Scrotums and let the past be by gone.

It's time for Huggunity, Reconciliation and Togwatuliament. Smh

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Crime / Re: When Sanity, Logic And Common Sense Come Under Attack by Dicktionary: 2:30pm On Nov 15, 2019
Why are you all Flabagasted About?
Motorcycle Riders (Okada) are the real menace to the Nigeria Township Society.
They are bunch of Crazy Vagabonds, Hooligans, Nicompu, with Extraordinary Locura Scattered all over Nigeria.
Mind you, they are all Walking dead Zombies, in respective of Tribe,Religion or Ethnicity, They are all insane and Kolotious
(OKADA ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!!!)

I once witnessed a group of Okada rider nearly Lynch an Hausa Tanker driver who was not at fault in a State in Eastern Nigeria just because he was not Igbo.
It happens every were get used to it Madam. Every Okada rider have a High Tendency to End up in a Psychiatric Hospital in the nearest Future. That Job is Equivalent as working in a Minne. Smh

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Education / Re: Which Popular Person Attended Your Secondary School? by Dicktionary: 7:44am On Nov 15, 2019
As a Big Dicktionary, I attended Harvard-Oxford Royal Community Comprehensive Computer Memorial Secondary School Agbajikolo.

We have great Alumni such as myself

Big Dicktionary and the rest;

Aristotle

Socrate

Isaac Newton

Michael Farradei

Graham Bells

Mark Azuka-Abeg!!

Barrack Obama

Prince Salman

Ebuka (BBN presenter)

Slim Case

Lionel Messi

Christiano Rinaldo

Diego Costa

Jose Morinho
And many more, What a Great Honor to be an Alumni of HOCCCMSS Agbajikolo.

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Phones / Re: Thailand: Football Fan Electrocuted By His Phone As He Watched A Match On Phone by Dicktionary: 5:17pm On Nov 14, 2019
Note of Warning; Stop watching Porn Hub while Charging your Mobile phone Battery.
Celebrities / Re: AKA Demands An Apology From Burna Boy Before He Would Allow Him Perform In SA by Dicktionary: 12:53pm On Nov 14, 2019
It's very Locuratious that a Group of Frat Vagabonds, are Chest beating like an Ape, that the Marijuana Smoking Afro Pop Clown artist will go to the South and nothing will happen to him.

Where were they? when the Carnivorous Homosapiens were killing their fellow Negros in the Southern Territory.
The so called NBM started because of those Lunatics in the south, and the NBM are killing Fellow Negros in Universities,Streets in Nigga-Area
While the Southern Lunatics are also Killing Nigga-Arean Citizens too.
Bunch of Animal Kingdom species(TARZAN)!!!

As for the Marijuana Smoking Clown Afro pop Artist, You can never be like the G.O.A.T FELA KUTI !!!(May Alians Bless his Soul in Planet XcaxiophinXis, Far in the milky way)

That Yellow Buttocks AKA and his Xenophobic Clowns will stick a Metal Rod in his dirty Rectum, if he step into the South without an Apology. Smh
Crime / Re: Ikorodu Transformer Cable Thief Tied To A Pole & Flogged In Lagos by Dicktionary: 2:31pm On Nov 06, 2019
I will happily thank them for such a Act, if I were to be in the Thief's Shoe.
Why?
The Power of Electrocution should had done worst than that. smh
Culture / Re: An Igbo Woman Farting In The Presence Of Her Husband Is A Taboo - Young Lady by Dicktionary: 2:27pm On Nov 06, 2019
I thought Albino Homosepians were smart but these Femalesepian just prove me wrong.
Hypocrite every were, Why should I be ashamed of Releasing Gaseous Molecule from my rectum, While i am with my Homosapien Spouse, when we have Happily seen, touch, Suck, wiggle, Tickle our Various Private parts, in the other Settlement.
Some of us even knows the shape of our Spouse private part even when blind folded.
Gaseous disposal is a natural occurance for evey living Homosapien, It doesn't matter how you do it, who you do it with, or where you do it.
Be a proud Polluter!!! smh

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Culture / Re: An Igbo Woman Farting In The Presence Of Her Husband Is A Taboo - Young Lady by Dicktionary: 2:25pm On Nov 06, 2019
I thought Albino Homosepians were smart but these Femalesepian just prove me wrong.
Hypocrite every were, Why should I be ashamed of Releasing Gaseous Molecule from my rectum, While i am with my Homosapien Spouse, when we have Happily seen, touch, Suck, wiggle, Tickle our Various Private parts, in the other Settlement.
Some of us even knows the shape of our Spouse private part even when blind folded.
Gaseous disposal is a natural occurance for evey living Homosapien, It doesn't matter how you do it with, or where you do it.
Be a proud Polluter!!! smh
TV/Movies / Re: 'Lionheart' Oscar Disqualification: Victoria Kimani, Ebuka, Dotun, Deyemi React by Dicktionary: 2:49pm On Nov 05, 2019
It is so Unfortunate that Negros, like seeking for their Colonial Slave Masters Bestatigung, before having the envince, that they have done something Bon.
Come On Afrikaana, this is 2019!
@Genevievennaji has done something Fabulous and wundabar, She don't need a Slave master Round of applause to feel accomplished.
The only OSCAR I know is a Brazilian Soccer player. smh

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